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The Asylum Regime & The Wolf Pack

We are reporting to you live from the scene of the massive riot that took place a month ago. Walking down the memory lane, we wanted to walk everybody through these horrific events that took place nearly a month ago. We are at the Arkum Asylum Federal Penitentiary where the inmates staged a take over on a grand scale, and ultimately won!

The – Arkum Asylum 🃏 – , also known as “The Asylum Regime” had taken over the island completely. All of the prison staff had been taken hostage and there was 4 men that was ultimately responsible for causing the riot. The ring leaders, and masterminds behind everything was none other than, Chapo “The Joker” Guzman, and his 2nd in command/underboss, Benny “The Shadow” Noodles.1575511559182 (1)

The next two regime members are known as the Generals, or Warlords, Gunnz “The Bull” Lucchese, and Royce “The Raven” Gambino. Before you can get to The Joker & The Shadow, you have to get through The Bull & The Raven. Its self explanatory what these two mobsters do. They are two “Heavy Hitters” you do NOT want to mess with. God have mercy on your soul if either of these two are after you, they kill without mercy.

These 4 inmates are the head honchos of the Asylum Regime, and a few of the top shot callers of the American Mafia. Pulling the strings on the streets from the seclusion of a maximum security prison, on an island makes the Asylum Regime almost untouchable.

The Asylum Regime is a member and 1/5 of The Black Hand. Being the biggest faction of the black hand makes them the top dawg. They call the shots and control the majority of what happens on the streets of AM. Nothing happens on the streets without it traveling all the way up the chain of command.

The inmates totally overran the complex that fateful day, declaring it their headquarters, and base of operations. The Joker made a phone call to the president of the united states. In exchange for the hostages, the Joker asked for a full pardon for him, and all of the other inmates. He also asked to be left alone to rule the prison, keeping it as their “Base/HQ”. He also warned the president that if he broke this deal in anyway, shape, or form, that they would eliminate him, and relieve him of his duties.

The president accepted the terms and conditions of the offer he couldn’t refuse. He saved the lives of many by accepting the deal. The Asylum regime held their end of the bargain and released all the hostages except one as they agreed upon. They kept the warden just in case the government didn’t honor their part of the deal.

The warden was scheduled to be released a month from that day, as long as the government doesn’t try and break the deal by going after the Asylum Regime. The Asylum announced that they would release the warden. This would bring the standoff situation to an end, making the asylum victorious in this standoff.

They released the warden almost two weeks ago, and the government and president hasn’t tried to make a move against the asylum. It appears that the authorities cannot contain these heathens. Are they truly unstoppable, or untouchable? Will they go on to defy the odds? Stay tuned ladies & gentlemen, and find out!

《The Wolf Pack: History/Back Story》

The clan known as “The Dangerous Elite” as everyone knows is also known as “The Wolf Pack”. It originally derived from a “tight knit” crew of 7 mobsters, The Shadow, aka Benny Noodles, The Joker, aka Chapo Guzman, The Raven, aka Royce Gambino, The Bull, aka Gunnz Lucchese, The Dude, aka Mickie Fratesi, The Wolf, aka Buzzy Noodles, & Scarface, aka Antonio Camonte.1576007660015

These seven mobsters have a long history together. They all either grew up together, or dealt with each other at one time or another. Their paths crossed several times and they have made their bones in the American Mafia Underworld along side each other. Some of them have even fought one another several times. So these men have definitely shed blood together, in one way or another.

They all have been locked up several times together, and have formed an unbreakable bond between them. While they was all locked up in prison, they formed their own prison gang to stand their ground and survive. This is where they really became tight and became the rock solid crew they are today. It wasn’t long after, the Arkum Asylum’s top crew/gang was the Wolfpack.

The Wolfpack was born in the prison system, and would eventually grow to become a notorious crew of killers. The 7 men we named are the original seven founders of the Wolfpack, and the forefathers who started it all.

This group would grow overtime with new members and going from a small crew, to a large clan. This clan contains the most dangerous and deadly contract killers of the american mafia. Becoming a member of this society of killers is very exclusive. Think of the military’s special forces group, and that is basically what you have with the Wolf Pack a.k.a. Dangerous Elite 🎖™️.1576007804735

After the prison riot/take over where the Wolfpack took over the Arkum Asylum, a couple of its members left the asylum and went back out on the streets of AM to reform their old families/factions. Those who stayed behind are still Wolfpack affiliated, but taking on the name “The Asylum Regime”, and ultimately running the prison island as their HQ.

Beware out there everybody! There’s some ruthless mobsters out and about. Until next time AM, this is your Editor-In-Chief reminding you to be safe & have fun!

The Noodles Crime Empire/Organization

The Noodles Crime Empire/Organization is back on the streets of American Mafia! This old school, and original crime family/faction has been through it’s fair share of ups & downs.

The Noodles Crime faction is no stranger to war, it has washed its hands in the blood of its enemies for generations. They emerged from the ashes of war, like a Phoenix rises from the ashes. Established on a foundation of blood, sweat, and tears, The Noodles Crime Family was founded by, Benny Noodles directly after his 3 day war for the control of New York. Noodles-1

After Benny’s victory against Constantine, he was crowned as the states ruling Godfather, The Gambino Crime Family that was being lead by, Benny Noodles changed its name in honor and dedication to its brave, and fearless leader. The Noodles Crime Family was born and would go on to make AM history.

Mr. Benny “The Shadow” Noodles has decided to get his old crime family back up and running. To do so he has called upon his wife, and his younger brother, Anthony Noodles.

This old school faction still reigns supreme to this day, a decade in the game and still going strong shows how the Noodles regime has earned, and deserves its place in American Mafia.
Perhaps this faction will continue to be around for another 10 years, from 2010 to 2020 Mark’s a decade in the game.

The year 2020 is only weeks away. Will the Noodles Crime Organization still be around in the year 2030? We can only wait and see…

《Sons Of Anarchy Vs Agents Of Anarchy》

In other news the word on the street is that the Sons Of Anarchy are no longer operating on the streets of AM. The faction has been destroyed due to its newest leader, Happy Lowman being killed.1574421528060

Not long after the SOA President, Jax Teller was gunned down in cold blood his successor, Happy was shot and killed in cold blood aswell. Without a successor being named, or arranged the faction has been declared dead, or gone.

The Agent Of Anarchy title is for mobsters who have destroyed a faction by eliminating it in this same fashion. Killing the boss/leader of a faction, followed by the successors until the faction is destroyed and no longer exists.

Our sources have heard from the FBI that they have discovered the identity of those responsible for this horrific attack. An undercover agent has informed the FBI that this hit was orchestrated by “The Shadow” a.k.a. Benny Noodles, and ultimately carried out by a single man, the infamous killer known as “The Raven” a.k.a. Royce Gambino. These 2 reputed crime lords have shown they are true “AOA” (Agents Of Anarchy) by eliminating a faction completely.

《The Heavy Hitter Title》

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The AM crowns yet another mobster with the prestigious “Heavy Hitter” title. Royce “The Raven” Gambino was the hitman who shot down the rogue who left the SOA (Sons Of Anarchy)

Its Blood In, Blood Out. Now that _Nino has paid the price of blood for leaving a faction without its blessing or permission is an act of disloyalty and it’s highly dishonorable. If Nino survives this contract hit we hope he learns his lesson and starts a “New Life” in “The Life”.

Since _Nino was a VIP, American Mafia Legend, Royce Gambino has rightfully earned the prestigious “Heavy Hitter” title. We salute Mr. Royce Gambino for keeping the AM streets clean. Benny has dubbed Royce as AMs “Street Sweeper” for keeping the streets clean, and trash free of mobsters who disobey, or break the mafia code, and the 10 commandments of the American Mafia.

It has been a pleasure reporting the recent current events of the American Mafia. Informing the public on what’s been going on in the AM underworld. Until next time AM, this is your AM Times Editor-In-Chief reminding you to stay safe & have fun!

The Dangerous Elite Of The American Mafia

Known as the Royal Elite Guard of AM. This tradition started back during the Golden Era Of AM. This secret society is known as the “Dangerous Elite 🎖” and it protects & supervises the American Mafia, making sure that the old ways, and old traditions of AM remain intact, and apart of the mafia society for generations to come. They also protect, and fight to preserve AMs history and the legacies of those who came before them, and of those who will come long after they are gone.

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These honorable few believe that a man inst truly dead until he is forgotten. This is why they fight to preserve AM’s history so that younger generations will know who came before them.

Everyone knows there is a secret mafia code of conduct. It’s about how a man or woman is supposed to carry themselves, and how they are expected to act in this thing of ours. The “Old Ways” are that of duty, loyalty, honor, and respect. Mafiosi go far who follow this simple code.

Nobody truly knows who the dangerous elite are exactly. Its membership is highly classified. Apparently if you see them, you will be able to tell if they are a guardsman or not. Apparently members will have a coat of arms, or title tattooed on them. Some do not get the tattoo just so they cannot be traced back to the clan.

The Dangerous Elite are also referred to as The Killer Elite, due to the fact that all of its members are known as elite killers of the american mafia. Another name that this clan goes by is, “The Wolfpack”. A clan founded by Benny Noodles that’s similar to the legendary Bad Company. Membership to this elite clan is highly exclusive, reserved for only the “best of the best” that the american mafia has to offer.

The dangerous elite should be treated with the upmost respect. When you see a member you should salute him, or her. Salute them for making crime pay again, and for fighting to preserve AMs history and ways of life.

“Kings/Legends never die” can be a true quote now that these elite guardsmen are on duty, patrolling the american mafia. God have mercy on your soul if your goal is to ruin the old traditions of the american mafia way of life, and destroy the history/legacies that have went into building the game we have all grown to love and enjoy (Americanmafia.org).

 

《Royce “The Raven” Gambino Returns》

3f6baba1e63148b611e70e417439ca59We have just heard from our sources that the infamous contract killer known as The Raven has returned to the cold streets of AM. He has returned by being captured by FBI and locked up in the A.A. (Arkum Asylum). He was on the run for awhile, jumping from country to country. He was finally caught in Asia. Thailand to be exact. He was extradited back to the United States to receive his punishment for all of his horrendous crimes. He has been arrested on 250 counts of murder. These are the only ones that police have proof of. We believe there’s hundreds more that they do not even know about.

Royce Gambino got 2 life sentences and wont be getting out of prison anytime soon. He has been locked up in the same cell block as The Shadow, Benny Noodles, The Joker, Chapo Guzman, and Baddie B, Brookie. These 4 inmates have the entire cell block on lock-down.

 

《Late Night Motor Vehicle Accident》

Breaking News!!! The boss and leader of the SOA (Sons Of Anarchy) was rushed to the hospital the other night. He suffered gunshot wounds and an accident on his motorcycle. Authorities say Jax was traveling at a high rate of speed on the highway. Somebody pulled up beside his and began shooting. Jax was hit multiple times in the upper body and lower body. resized_99261-sons-of-anarchy_96-18750_t800

He crashed his motorcycle after the shooting, running off the road, he smashed a huge oak tree that was located in a forest on the side of the interstate. He is currently in the hospital in Florida where he was hanging out for the annual “Bike Week”.

He was riding his new motorcycle around, showing off. Somebody must of been watching him and stalking him. They waited until he was in the open and by himself on the highway. Police beleive he was the only vehicle traveling that night and that their was no witnesses to the incident. Police detectives and FBI are investigating and will let us know what they find out.

 

《Death In D.C.》

Another mobster was gunned down the same night that Jax Teller was gunned down. It was a few hours north in Washington D.C., “District Of Columbia”.
The nation’s capital is also known as the murder capital since the crime rate and murder rate has skyrocketed this year.

This killing of Scarface_Ricky is just another one to add to the hundreds of other people killed on capital hill. It doesn’t surprise us with how much corruption and crime there is going on in DC. Apparently this mobster was killed because the Black Hand and AMUE thought that he was an undercover FBI agent. Word on the street is he was asking alot of questions about other gangsters who was marked for death, and who’s deaths was organized by The Hand & AMUE.

The politics are causing residents to protest the president and White House in DC. With elections coming up soon, tensions between the Democrats and Republicans rise. Make sure you get out and vote this upcoming election day folks. Until next time America, stay safe and have fun!

 

BANG! Brookie a.k.a. Baddie B Shot!!!

It was a cold, dark, rainy, Sunday night in the heart of New Jersey, residents of Jersey was awakened by gunshots. Baddie B was having a night out on the city and hitting all the famous night clubs that we can only dream about getting into. She was with a friend of hers, Jenny Noodles. It was “girls night” and the two ladies partied their butts off!

After hours of dancing non stop they decided to go get some party favors. They met a man inside one of the clubs that said he could get them some cocaine. They made their way to a warehouse deep in the heart of the city. The man getting them their product came back to the vehicle and was acting very weird.
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All of a sudden the windows was smashed out of the vehicles as bullets began flying past their heads. Apparently the strange man had ripped off the drug man and he was shooting to kill the man that ripped him off. They floored the pedal and got out of their with their lives. “I’m hit” brookie was grabbing her side and showing the others that she had blood on her hand.

Jenny Noodles pulled a chrome .38 special from her purse and pointed it at the man in the passenger seat as she drove the vehicle. Before the man could say anything she squeezed the trigger, ultimately shooting the man in the forehead. Jenny opened the passenger side door, and pushed the man out of the car. She then swurved to shut the car door as they gassed it to the hospital.

Brookie was in the backseat, losing alot of blood, and she was fading in and out of consciousness. They arrived at the hospital and brookie was admitted right away. Our sources tell us that Brookie is in critical but stable condition. Doctors thought for sure she wouldnt make it, but after the first night her vitals came back to life and so did she morenor less. Doctors now say that she should be fine. Brookie will need to stay in the hospital for about 3 weeks to a month. She will have to undergo surgeries and rehabilitation to learn how to walk again. We ask that everyone keep her in your prayers during this holiday season, and hope she indeed learns how to walk again. There is no better Christmas gift in the world then “Life” and getting the ability to walk again. God bless you Brookie, we hope to see you back in action and on the streets soon.

 

《WEEKLY WEATHER FORCAST》

 

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The weather will be taking a turn for the worst. We have an arctic storm pushing cold air from the north west down to the south east. We are a trend of lower then normal temperatures and can say confidently that we will be seeing snow alot sooner then we normally do this winter.

 

Make sure you dress warm and keep plenty of wood for the fire, we will be experiencing record lows a few days this upcoming week. Dress warm and stay safe outside America! Stay safe and have fun!

 

Infamous, Reputed Crime Lord Indicted & Arrested

The reputed crime lord, Mr. Benny “The Shadow” Noodles escaped from jail a few days ago. He was awaiting his court date when its believed a couple of his henchmen snuck into the jail and sprung him loose without ever alerting anyone. The jails staff didn’t know he was even missing until it was time for all the prisoners to wake up.

It was a joint task force who ultimately was responsible for recapturing the escaped convict. Agents from the FBI, NSA, CIA, and ATF managed to track him down using a sophisticated camera system through the country. With two days they had him back in custody.

The court processes his paperwork ahead of time and wanted to get him sentenced and put away as quickly as they could, so his court date was bumped up. However the Shadow would vanish again! This time his henchmen tunneled their way into the jail and helped their boss escape through a sophisticated maze of tunnels. Police found gas cans and a broke down motorcycle when they entered the tunnel system that Benny used to escape. They think he made his way into the tunnel where a Kawasaki sport-bike was waiting for him. He started it up after filling it up with fuel and made his grand escape.

Unfortunately just like the first time the FBI tracked him down again using the same camera system, known as “The Eye”. Benny Noodles was recaptured and this time he was taken to court the very next day.

His court date was only yesterday, and as promised we said we would keep you updated on this story as we received info and updates. Our reporters stood outside of the court, waiting for the Teflon don to make his way out the double doors of the courthouse. After a few hours a man exited the building. It was Benny’s attorney. “We lost” the attorney said as he count help but stare down at the ground in shame and embarrassment.
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There you have it ladies and gentlemen. Mr. Benny Noodles has been incarcerated for 25-50 years, without the possibility of parole. Instead of Roxbury Penitentiary the judge sent him upstate, far out in the Atlantic ocean on an island known as “Arkum”. This island is home to the most dangerous, ruthless, and psychotic criminals/convicts in the world. It gets no worst then Arkum.

The island is surrounded by concrete walls that are super thick. They have barbed wire spanning the entire wall, with watch towers every 100 feet. After the concrete walls there is approximately 100 yards of open ground that is riddled with landmines. After that is 50 yards of multiple fences. In the fences you have armed guards and dogs that patrol the perimeter of the complex. There is 4 fences with barbed wire that creates 2 complete tracks that surround the prison system. Dogs and guards patrolled these tracks day & night in a series of shifts.

There are more towers within the one track that surrounds the prison. These towers house snipers that are trained to be able to hit a nickle at 400 yards. Benny will be spending the majority of his days at the Arkum Asylum.

But it’s not likes it all that bad really. He has alot of buddies at the Penitentiary. The Shadows P.I.C. (Partner In Crime) The Joker has been locked up here for awhile and has the whole prison under his control. These two men have been making things happen on the outside from inside the prison somehow. The prison officials are bewildered and do not know how they are able to run things going on outside of the prison. They are working hard to try and answer that question. It’s just a rumor but our sources tell us that while they was visiting the Arkum Asylum that they was told The Joker runs the entire prison. His clique “The Asylum Regime” calls the shots on the inside and outside. Which means the orders flow down the totem pole so to speak. The Asylum gives its orders to the Black Hand, and then the hand gives the orders, or Info to the AMUE. This is just a rumor we remind you and hasn’t been confirmed. We are working to find out how true this statement is.

Until then AM, have fun and stay safe!

The 10 Commandments Of American Mafia

Hello American Mafia! The FOX News network is proud to bring you the 7th installment of the Fox News Edition of the AM times. We stay super busy working around the clock to be your #1 news team. We are worldwide now since we have stations in 20 different countries around the world. But this is American Mafia, and we would be just as satisfied just covering the news here locally in the US.

We have just received some highly classified information about the mafia. The mob doesn’t want us to be in possession of this Intel of course, and having it could put us in danger. Publishing it will definitely put us in danger, but we wouldn’t have it any other way. Like our motto says, we are the only news station these days that is truly fair, balanced, and unafraid. Did you catch the last part?We are unafraid, we have no fear when it comes to reporting the most dangerous and deadly events.

The FBI discovered some things at the kingpins compound in Baltimore, Maryland. Mr. Benny Noodles, reputed crime lord, and leader of several factions of the american mafia was indicted last week on several charges. While the authorities were conducting their search and seize, they unearthed some highly classified Intel from the mansion. Benny had in his possession, a copy of the Mafias 10 Commandments. He also had books, and other paperwork that would ultimately give the prosecutors all the proof they needed to convict the reputed crime lord. We have decided to publish these commandments, and give those of you who are not in the life a glimpse into “the life”

“A Quorum of the top faction leaders met and agreed on rules and laws for the underworld of American Mafia. The Black Hand & AM Upper Echelon are responsible for being the judge, jury, and executioners of the American Mafia. They will enforce all the rules and laws of AM”

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(10 Commandments Of AM)

⚠️•General Rules & Laws•⚠️

1.) BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT: ⚠️
Permission/Blessings are needed in order to leave a family/faction. Without the bosses blessing, members who leave will be known as rogues, and they will be green-lighted and marked for death.

2.) STATE POLICY:⚠️
Destroying the ownership, taking the flag, and or claiming a state that is already owned and being ruled by an ultimate underworld kingpin is seen as an act of war. Perpetrators who break this policy will be green-lighted and marked for death. Permission is needed in order to become a kingpin of a state.

3.) CREATING FACTION HQs:⚠️
Obtaining the blessing/permission of a kingpin is needed before you can set up a faction HQ in that kingpins state. Follow the rules and laws of that kingpins state. If taxes are due to the kingpin weekly for example in order to operate in that state then its required to pay that kingpin a tax/cut.

4.) JOINING A FACTION: ⚠️(REQUIRED)⚠️
When you first hit the streets of AM, and rank to a thug, you have only 24 hours to join a faction. After 24 hours you become fair game and will most likely get tested and shot at regularly until you find yourself a family for protection.

5.) OMERTA (STRICT MAFIA CODE)
The code of silence and strict mafia code of giving respect to receive respect, honor, loyalty, and honesty are examples of the code. These things are our old ways and traditions. These things are very important in order to make it far in this thing of ours.

6.) MURDER/KILLING POLICY:⚠️🏴‍☠️⚰⚰⚰
Just like in real life the real mafia try and avoid murder at all costs. They will have dozens of sit downs first before coming to their final option of killing someone. Killing is bad for business and they truly want to prosper and grow more powerful. This cannot be done if everyone is dead. Permission is a must before killing a “Mademan”. A sit down will happen and the “okay” will be given if it is absolutely necessary. Failure to comply will result in the perpetrators being green-lighted and marked for death.

7.) KIDNAPPING & MUGGING POLICY:⚠️
Mugging and kidnapping are seen as acts of war and will result in war if necessary. If you are mugged or kidnapped you have the right to mug and kidnap them back immediately. However you do not have the right to shoot somebody for it unless you ask permission first from your boss/leader.

8.) FORUMS POLICY:⚠️
Forum threads and posts MUST be in character (Roleplay) any OOC (Out Of Character) forum threads/posts will be immediately removed/deleted by the AM Admin Team. We hope you keep things respectful and clean of extreme profanities. The AM community thanks you.

9.) GAME RULES POLICY:⚠️
Do not break any game rules that will result in you getting banned or gagged.

10.) BE RESPECTFUL & HAVE FUN!!!:⚠️

Thank you residents of American Mafia.

Sincerely,

The Black Hand 🖐 & The A.M.U.E. 👑

The Return Of American Mafia Legend, Jiggz Barzini

Ladies and Gentlemen of the United States we have received news of former Barzini Empire member, Jiggz returning to the states. It’s been a while since we have heard that name, long ago, during the last war and remnants of the Barzini Empire, Jiggz fell to gunmen of the League of Shadows. He now has returned, at the behest of longtime thought enemy, Benny Noodles commonly referred to on the streets as a Shadow of Death.3585101

Since his rumored death, Jiggz had apparently been in the old country, healing and enjoying the weather. He had apparently sent over members of his small-time crew to check out the situation, with each visit, he had been less impressed with the way things went. Noticing petty Godfathers and rulers of a bygone age. Even when his associates spoke with former Godfathers, Ricardo and Gunnz, he did not really feel the pull to return.

One day, he did so. He took a flight out and he was soon recognized as an Old-Timer and he knew that is what he was, a man ready to bring back some honor. He had been a young Underworld Kingpin back in the days of LeftyTwoGunz, he returned a grizzled veteran, ready to stand beside former enemies and allies in order to bring some peace and prosperity to the streets.

With his return, many have wondered if he would honor his once former brother in arms, Ricardo Barzini and take up being the head of La Famiglia Barzini Empire. Our sources close have not heard any news in regards to this but we have been told that he is gathering his bearings, working with the AA to bring a more suitable system to the current state of the Honored Society.

In his return though, many people have wished the old-timer well, some young punks have already tried gunning for the man and now see him as opposition for their operations. Jiggz did say in one interview that he is ready to build something greater for the current state of the world, he wishes to make sure that the younger generation looks forward to what they’re trying to build here.

Some people would wish to still call them Gangsters but Jiggz has even stated that the days of being a thug and a lowlife gangster are behind him. He wishes to present himself as a Boss of Bosses, to bring stability he repeats and to make sure that people realize the new pecking order.

Incoming News Stories – Rumor Mill! And Reasons for why he returned now, Jiggz having an Exclusive Interview with Fox News!

In other news, we have heard rumors that Jiggz is looking to make a play into Michigan, moving some of his operations to his home state. He has been said to be running some Porn Studios and Medicinal warehouses. Stating that he wishes to be closer to his family, currently, there has been no news in regards to this rumor!

Jiggz is said to be holding an Exclusive Interview with Fox News, believing that it is time to break his silence and talk about the reasons for his return. Benny Noodles and Gunnz Lucchese being among the reasons for his return, apparently to bring back the old days such as the Barzini, Corleone, AMFU days, he wishes to see a new rise in the American Mafia regime.

Much more to come from us here at Fox News!

Signing off, Daveth O’Shay!

Stay safe American Mafia and keep your heads high for the next installment!

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Infamous Crime Lord Indicted & Arrested

 

Ladies & Gentlemen of AM, we here at the Fox News Station are proud to be bringing you the #1 news in the nation! Voted the number one news station in our latest poll, we are so happy to know that we have so many loyal, and dedicated readers out there that support what we are doing here @FOX. We do it for the residents of America, bringing you the #truth & #facts since November 2019.

Breaking news has just came in! The infamous crime lord of the league of shadows, Benny “The Shadow” Noodles, a.k.a the “Shadow Of Death” has been indicted today, arrested on multiple counts of drug trafficking, bribery, racketeering, tax evasion, and extortion. The F.B.I. obtained warrants the day before from the court, and proceeded to conduct several raids on the kingpins compound, and other locations known to belong to the big boss himself.
Boom! Boom! Boom! The FBI, ATF, and local police swarmed Benny’s compound at approximately 4:00AM. Using a battering ram and tear gas they broke the double doors down, making their way into the huge, mansion like compound, which is located in Brooklyn Park, Baltimore. The city of Baltimore, is located deep in the heart of Maryland, and is known as the city of brotherly love. It also has a darker side not seen, or known to many. Baltimore is also known as the nations heroin capital and is known to supply the majority of the U.S.

Its believed that Benny Noodles is involved in Baltimore drug trade. It’s always been believed by the mob that drugs and drug dealing brings to much heat and would be the mobs downfall, and ultimate mistake. Some gangsters decided to never touch, or get involved with drugs. Some decided that the rewards outweighed the risks, conducting business on the streets, they basically was dealing death to America’s citizens. 15939 (3)

Some mafiosi became millionaires, and billionaires almost overnight. The drug game has been a lucrative business for some, and a nightmare for others. They say you get more jail time for drug dealing then you do murder. If a fiend dies from an overdose, and its tracked back to the individual who supplied them then the individual could face manslaughter, or even murder charges.

Sources tell us that he is indeed the ruler, and Ultimate Underworld Kingpin of Maryland and therefore the kingpin of Baltimore’s drug trade. Benny receives a cut, or percentage from all the drugs sales going on in his territory. There is no distribution taking place in his city unless he says it’s okay, and he receives his cut.

Benny is currently being detained at the eastern regional jail, located in Martinsburg West Virginia. With him being a very important person (V.I.P.) he has been placed here to avoid him being busted out, or escaping. Police believe his henchmen are already working on a way to bust him out, so several measures have been taken as a precaution to keep that from happening.

He is currently awaiting his court date, and has been denied bail. If proven guilty he faces anywhere from 10 to 50 years behind bars. If proven guilty he will be transported back to his home state to carry out his time in a super max prison. The Roxbury Penitentiary, located in Hagerstown, Maryland will be his home for the next 10 to 50 years.

Since Benny is “Richer Then God” he has several attorneys on his payroll. He wastes no time, or money on lawyers. He believes that a lawyer isn’t as good as an attorney which is technically true. Attorneys are former lawyers who have proven themselves to be the best in the business. Attorneys cost alot more then lawyers and are worth their weight in gold.

Benny has never been convicted of a crime due to the fact he has the “dream team” on his payroll. The dream team is a group of attorneys that are known as the best of the best. Benny has his dream team defending him in court for this current case against him.

We caught up with the big boss himself and asked him several questions. Due to the case against him he refused to answer or acknowledge any questions. He did however make a statement saying that they had nothing on him and that the charges wouldn’t stick. He declared himself the newest “Teflon Don”, referring to the infamous crime lord, John Gotti.

We are following this case closely, our reporters, and cameras will be outside of the court, awaiting for the Teflon Don himself to walk out, a free and clear man. We will inform you of any further updates as they become available. Until then remember to stay safe, and have fun AM.

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The Black Hand and AMUE

 

The Federal Bureau Of Investigation has discovered an unknown, secret society that is known as “The Black Hand”. Agents have discovered through their undercover efforts that The Hand is basically another order within the American Mafia. The Black Hand Regime also goes by it’s old name “The Order” which was founded by Mr Benny Noodles, long ago during the Golden Era of AM. This order unlike the AMUE consists of the biggest and baddest regime leaders of AM. Big Bosses like “The Joker” or “Jax Teller” or Antonio “Scarface” Camonte, who are leaders of huge crime organizations and are prime examples of who just might be members of this order.1574433037642

We have learned from our sources that the American Mafia Upper Echelon consists of the nation’s “Ultimate State Kingpins”. Each state ruler is eligible to join this order as long as they are the rank of Underworld Kingpin or higher, and are voted in by a majority vote. Kingpins represent their states on this committee and have a big part to play in the mafia underworld.

The bureau has been trying to Infultrate this new order but all attempts have ended in failure. Just yesterday the Bureau had two agents slaughtered by members of the black hand. Because of these two agents being found in a freezer in the basement of Baltimore Cities most popular butcher block, “Benny’s Butcher Block” with the black hands mark of death carved into their skin the bureau has reason to beleive it was the infamous black hand showing back up on the scene to help the AMUE establish order on these ruthless AM streets.

•Unfortunate Funeral:

A young lady by the name of lexxxy was laid to rest just the other evening. According to eye witnesses they said she had taken to much of her medication (Xanax) She was blacked out and apparently pulled a firearm from her purse.

She was at a local cafe when she went psychotic, brandishing a firearm and waving it around in public. One of the patrons of the cafe said he seen her foaming at the mouth and winking at him. He thought she had a crush on him so he started to flirt back. By that time she started pulling the trigger, letting the bullets fly around the cafe. 2 bullets ricocheted off the glass mirror that was behind the register.

One bullet struck the store owner in the back of the head, and the other bullet pierced lexxxy’s temple, instantly causing her to drop to the ground like a limp noodle. The blood poured out of her empty skull, the coroner concluded that she was killed instantly on impact of the bullet hitting her head.

He was surprised the lack of brain matter that was sprayed all over the wall. He said usually there would be alot more brains on the walls. Police has to step in and make it knows that lexxxy lacked brains. She was a blonde and couldn’t even spell her name correctly. They sold her mud puddle water daily with some chocolate syrup and she actually enjoyed drinking that crap java.

•Nino, A Night Out On The Town:

Our sources of picked up word on the street that former member of the SOA, Nino has left the club without saying a word. He reportedly jumped on his motorcycle after a club meeting and he peeled out of the bar, headed east, and leaving one hell of a trail of dust behind. As he spun tires taking off outta there he kicked up a load of rocks, flinging them all over the other members bikes. The little rocks peppered the bikes and caused all kinds of damage to the appearance of those expensive machines.

Because of the whole situation Nino has become a marked man. The big boss of the SOA, Jax Teller has placed a contract on Nino’s head. As of right now the contract is only for 25 Billion (25,000,000,000) it’s still too small of a bounty to catch the attention of huge hit squads like “LOS” or the “Luchese Hitsquad”. Nino has survived several attacked so far and has relocated, setting up shop and a gang of his own. It appears he is standing his ground. We will keep you informed on the latest and greatest events happening in your neighborhoods. Until next week America, have fun and stay safe!

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American Mafia Land Rush! 2019!

Greetings America! “The Rush” has begun. Old and young mafiosi alike are returning to the streets of AM. Everyone wants their peice of pie before its all gone! Think of our great country as one giant pumpkin pie. With Thanksgiving right around the corner we thought it would make sense to use pumpkin. All these gangsters are becoming rulers of states. Becoming a state leader is just one of the requirements to becoming a member of the AMUE.

As of right now we have a handful of factions controlling various states all over the country. The blood red states are controled by the Arkum Asylum, and various figures within the Regime are in charge of certain states. The white states are controled by The Fratesi Crime Organization and its leader Mr Mickie Fratesi. The lime green states are controlled by the Camonte Crime Organization, and its leader “Scarface” Camonte. The blueish grey states such as California is under the control of the Sons Of Anarchy, and its leader Jax Teller.

The state rulers are known as the states Godfather/Kingpin 👑, and they have absolute control over their states. Its best to respect and obey these state kingpins if you expect to go far in this thing of ours.

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The Return Of Mr. Gunnz Barzini:

The infamous crime lord, Gunnz Barzini, formerly known as Gunnz Luchese has returns to the cold streets of AM. Upon his return he joined up with the Arkum Asylum Regime, and has become Godfather/Kingpin of a handful of states. He is a member of the Asylums Caporegime, therefore he is a crew boss of the organization. Anyone wishing to join him can do so by contacting him.

The Cartel Catastrophe :

Breaking News!!! Boarder patrol has managed to find a shipment of liquid cocaine headed for the states. It was in a tractor trailer that just so happened to be crossing the Mexican/U.S. boarder. The drug sniffing dog barked at the truck and jumped up on its driver side door scratching at the driver. The dog was “hitting” on the truck and alerting boarder patrol that he smelled illegal drugs.

Agents opened the trailer up and what they found was boxes of shampoo. They searched and searched, tearing the truck to pieces and they didn’t find any drugs. The dog began to bark at a bottle that had fallen from a box and rolled its way toward him. The dog bit the bottle leaving teeth holes. 5 mins later the dog died from a heart attack. Agents tested the shampoo and when it returned from the lab is was blue, which is positive for cocaine. The truck driver was arrested and booked on cocaine trafficking charges. Police plan to try and gather any information they can from him. However he wouldn’t talk. Police believe it was non other then the Sinaloa cartel. This was a great way to smuggle drugs, now that law enforcement is catching on they will be keeping their eyes pealed for this trick. This drug bust was a catastrophic for the cartel. Police said they estimated the shipment to cost a minimum of 100 Billion US Dollars.

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The Upper Echelon

Over the past month AM has been returning to its roots and old school ways. The top dawgs of old school AM are working to reestablish order on these streets. With the idea that there is plenty of pie to share, as of so far the AM streets have been free of any drama, or blood for that matter.4XCjMuI

Bringing back the old ways and making loyalty, honor, and respect mean something again. The upper echelon of AM is still small, but its growing fast with every old school mafia boss making their return to the streets it seems. The American Mafia Upper Echelon (AMUE) was established on November 15th 2019. It is now the ruling order of the American mafia underworld.

We believe that as long as everyone continues to show mutual respect and stick together even tho they are in separate factions and everything that AM has hope after all. Although there’s a few separate factions at the moment they all seem to be apart of the ruling regime. This new regime is ushering in an age of prosperity, maturity, and professionalism which it has been lacking for a long time.

The american economy has increase by a record 27% in the past week. We only hope that Wall Street gets thinks working so that people can invest in stock. For now nobody can get involved in the stock market until Wall Street cleans up its mess. While we wait we just see dollars we could be earning going up in smoke. But don’t let it get you down. We have faith Wall Street will get itself together soon.

The Camonte Crime Organization:

In other news we have been seeing a reemergence of the Camonte Crime Empire. Its legendary leader Scarface was seen yesterday at CakePops bakery. He was sitting at a table all by himself reading last weeks news article, while smoking a fresh Cuban cigar. Our on the ground Fox news affiliate “Jesse Watters” managed to speak with the infamous crime lord. However Scar had nothing to say to him as he tried to ignore Jesse. Jesse was left looking like a fool as Scarface got up and exited the building with Jesse in pursuit. The leader of the Camonte Crime Empire jumped in his limo and told the driver to get him the hell out of there.

That’s all Scarface needed was for Jesse to get him to talk about various things and trying to get him to incriminate himself. He cannot afford to have the federal bureau of investigations breathing down his neck while hes in the process of rebuilding a criminal enterprise. That would get him incarcerated so fast. He did the smart thing and got out of there denying and criminal affiliations with anyone and denying that the mafia even exists.

The Fratesi Have Returned:

In other news we also have learned that Mr Mickie Fratesi himself has returned and is working on rebuilding the Fratesi, which is the criminal organization that he himself founded and ruled for what seemed like a lifetime. He has called for any and all former Fratesi members who might be no longer in the mafia world to return home to The Fratesi, and to this thing of ours.

The presidential impeachment probe:

The impeachment trial against our commander and chief Donald Trump will begin next week. The Democrats are leading the charge with Adam shift being the man running the trial. They have called on the president to testify but he is refusing. The Republicans are telling him not to do it and to do so would be lowering himself to adam shifts level. Trump said he has nothing to hide and has released the transcript between himself and Notorious B.I.G Benny.

Our lawyers and attorneys have gone over the transcript and nowhere did they see any quid pro quo. Like trump said it was a perfect phone call. Apparently the two men went to school together and still to this day stay in contact with each other. The Democrats insist that trump broke his oath of office by accepting mafia money and services in exchange for police protection, and tax exempt status on all his businesses. This is what the whistle blower told Adam Shift last week anyway. He claims he over heard the president’s phone call. What do you think? Is our president guilty or innocent. Is he lying to us the people or is he telling the truth? I guess we will find out next week. Until next time America, stay safe and have fun!

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The Return Of Benny Noodles, The Killer

Hello, America! We have a lot of things happening in the world today. The economy is at its highest point ever, its continuing to climb to never before seen numbers. With that being said companies overseas are returning to the USA and this movement is bringing back jobs for our middle class workers. Wages are increasing, taxes are decreasing. This is by far the best time to be alive in the United States.

The Streets are looking rejuvenated as well with the governors of each state declaring war on the homeless epidemic the has been getting worst over the years. Just yesterday the Governor of Texas ordered the clean up of 52 homeless sites that was spread all over the great state of Texas. With President Donald Trumps new wall at the southern border, the great state of Texas has seen a huge decrease in illegal aliens crossing our nations border. it has also made a huge impact on the numbers of various issues the state has been dealing with for decades. Because of the wall the flow of illegal drugs being smuggled into the US has dropped almost 37%. Violent crime is down a lot and the murder rate has slightly decreased.

The Criminal underworld has been effected in some good and bad ways these days as well with all the drastic changes going on in the world. Trumps executive order to approve the right to try law means that sick, or dying individuals in our great country now have the right to try various methods and medications that have and have not been approved by the FDA. before doctors would let patients try medications that wasn’t approved by the FDA, even if it meant saving that persons life. since this law stood unopposed it got passed so our citizens have the right to try and possibly a second chance at life. Because of this we have been seeing a few new faces here and there. Old mobsters that was on their death beds, sick, or thought to of been dead have returned onto the scene.

One of these mobsters thought to of been dead was none other than Mr. Benny Noodles. Benny was gunned down one night during a shootout with Gunnz_Lucchese. Benny busted in on the scene locked and loaded and emptied his 7 round clip into the crime lord officially known as Gunnz. Gunnz refused to die and so he crawled on his belly, across the floor toward Benny. the entire time he was cursing at Benny, calling him every name in the book. he called him everything except a white woman. Benny walked and met Gunny halfway, where he helped the poor bastard accept his fate. You knew this day was coming, face it!!! Benny said. As gunnz continued to bleed out he also continues to spew shit from his mouth, a bunch of non sense that made no sense, because of him being only inches from death. Benny closed Gunny’s eye lids and prayed over his soul. “In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, Amen.”

Benny made the sign of the cross by touching his forehead, middle chest plate, and left and right shoulders with his right hand. Doing this is a prayer in of itself.
Sending ones soul off to the afterlife.
Benny was ambushed during the ritual by an unknown assailant. He was shot in the back, left shoulder, then in the left thigh, and then in the right side of his upper chest area. hit 3 times with hollow tips, so he was bleeding ferociously. Benny escaped from the area but he left a trail of blood behind him. its unknown who this man was that showed up mins after Benny killed Gunnz but he must of been angry about it to start shooting at Benny as soon as he walked in the room.

Benny Vanished after that night. everyone believed he had died. his blood trail led police to a sewer drain. they figured Benny bleed to death in the sewer system and his body was washed away into the ocean by all the latest rain storms New York was experiencing at that time. We now know that didn’t happen and we now know that Benny is indeed still alive and well. He made his return to society on November 7th 2019.

Currently Benny is doing very well, running several businesses and big name companies. Hes Currently working on a huge deal that will make him and his corporation rich beyond belief. Hes slowly turning into a real estate mogul and hes buying up several properties all over the United States of America.

November 8th 2019, President Mr. Donald Trump invited the infamous mafia hit man, and notorious crime lord, Mr. Benny Noodles to the white house. Its said that he and the president have done business dealings in the past. The radical left have already begun their media storm firing at Trump for inviting a known criminal to the white house. Donald tweeted not long after CNN made their first remark speculating about the reasons behind the visit. The fake news media have unleashed their propaganda saying that the president has strange bed fellows and is in bed with the mafia.

The Twitter backlash has gotten insane and the attention of democrats who have started an all out witch hunt trying to impeach the president. Nancy Pelosi and Adam Shift spoke at a press conference earlier in the week and they said there was collusion between the president and the american mafia to manipulate the 2016 election, with Benny Noodles being that link to connect the president to his illegal dealings with the mob. The two house democrats, Adam and Nancy also stated that they have found strong evidence from a phone call that took place between the president and Benny Noodles. They stated they have acquired the transcript of the conversation and that they have reason to believe there was a case of quid pro quo. For those of you who don’t know what that is, its a term meaning a favor or advantage granted or expected in return for something. The impeachment investigation is now underway and taking place behind closed doors. House republicans are pushing for transparency and have demanded the democrats continue the impeachment investigation and trail in the eye of the public and not behind closed doors.

Other Than Benny being back there is others making their return to the streets also. Scarface, the Camonte crime empire leader and founder has made his return, joining forces with Benny and Joker. It seems the Arkam Asylum is growing in size and strength as its membership is growing at a high rate. Another gangster who is back is a man that goes by the name Outlaw. He has become a member of the Asylum as well and nothing has changed much about him, he appears to be the same old Outlaw. Its ironic these men are all joining the Asylum because its a good place for them. they are all crazy and belong in a mental institution.

All these notorious gangsters are returning and are snatching up whats rightfully theirs. Cementing their top spots while they can they are doing exactly just that. there is no drama and everyone is getting along for the most part. this of course is good for business as everyone will be making some big BIG! Bucks!

The League of Shadows hasn’t gone anywhere. the Asylum is basically LOS these days being run by its founder and original leader, Chapo aka The Joker.
However with the return of his partner in crime Benny aka The Jackal The League of Shadows has made itself known again and this time with Benny as leader and boss. Thats right, Los is a branch, expansion of the Asylum. It serves as the Asylums personal hit squad. Since Benny is a proud member of the Asylum, he is loyal to the Asylum and its leader, The Joker. These two men are busy rebuilding their regime and doing their own thing. known to be very chill and cool cats they don’t bother anyone until they are provoked. like poking a sleeping bear, messing with these guys isn’t very smart and its highly advised against. Stay out of their way and do you own thing, and you wont even know they are there, they are shadows, and do not exist.

However they can be your best friends as well. you can hire them to handle your wet work. need a contract carried out by a mercenary group? Los is who you should call. Need money or protection? Los is who you should call. for the right price these gentlemen can make your evening nice, pay them and they will be on their way.

The Asylum :

The asylum has been growing in membership over the past few weeks which has law enforcement on edge. its more work for them and they are dealing with some pretty bad hombres. It has the nerves of the local police departments shot. despite the polls and recent studies, the crime rate is increasing in the inner cities. the spike in crime is thought to be because of the Asylum, who’s members are nothing more then crazed psychopaths. They all belong behind bars as far as the general public is concerned.

Who’s Badazz??? :

A man, who goes by the name, Badazz Genovese has been running the streets as of lately, that is not all the running hes been doing either. He has been running his mouth about the upper echelon of American Mafia. People say he has a death wish by doing that. stupid they say considering the fact that if you speak about the Asylum or the League badly in public that they will usually pay those people a visit, and it isn’t a fun visit, well at least it isn’t for the people who was talking smack.

Badazz Genovese thinks its fun and badazz to mug the upper echelon while being low ranked, knowing that they cannot touch him themselves because of him being so low ranked that he is simply off limits to the upper echelon due to the fact that its like touching scum, or dirt. Godfathers and Kingpins do not bother killing scum themselves. its up to their capo-regime to organize the hit and order it be carried out by a lower ranked member such as one of their mademen, enforcers, or hitmen.

Its believed that sooner or later Badazz will get whats coming to him. we here at the news station was joking about making a poll asking readers who they think will be Badazzes killer and if they can guess about when the killing would take place. Of course we are joking about this. it just isn’t in our budget to waste our money on official polls predicting somebodies murderer.

Brookie, RHM of The Joker has vowed to kill the fool. we only know that because of a solid source volunteered that information to us. our source said that Brook would like it to be known by everyone and mostly by Badazz that she is going to kill him. When she does it wont be quick and painless, that she can promise. it will be very painful. There still is a chance for Badazz to squash the beef and end all the drama but its entirely up to him.

9 People Killed In Cartel Ambush :

BREAKING NEWS!!!….Only 2 hours ago 9 people was ambushed and gunned down at the American/Mexican border. Its believed one of the various cartels are responsible. the reason why is because upon further investigation the forensics team have discovered that the victims who range from the age of 8 months old to 47 years old was shot and killed execution style, meaning shot in the head. Apparently the vehicle came to a stop at a red light and was the only vehicle in sight. while the light was red 2 all black vehicles pulled up on each side of the victims sedan. The two black Chevy Tahoes opened fire on the vehicle. After 3,000 shots the shooting stopped, men began to poor out of the Suvs. They approached the sedan and started executing the victims. Their bloody screams and cry’s for help was drowned out by the gunshots and music that was being played very loudly in the SUVs.

They dumped gasoline on the bodies and vehicle. They then torched the vehicle with the bodies inside of it. The victims was all woman and children. these monsters have attracted the attention of the US government and its military. the cartel has just made itself fair game by committing this atrocity. The US special forces and black ops are campaigning now to find and eradicate the cartels. President trump has started the first, official task force specialized just for hunting and eradicating the cartel. This groups jurisdiction is where ever they just so happen to be at that current point in time. They go in to the den of the beast and pull him out by his tail or his throat, which ever you prefer. This Special group of skilled agents likes to go by the code name “CAT” which stands for the Cartel Assault Team/Task Force.

The Mexican government has shown the United States that they cannot handle the cartels. this is why the USA is getting involved. People are sick and tired of the Mexican authorities capturing cartel members and then they let them go free. The US is stepping in and taking care of the problem.

They Plan operation Arrow Head. this operation with focus entirely on the cartels leaders and bosses. High profile members should be scared and should run and hide. the united states marines are coming for them. Arrow head began early this morning. an hour before the first strike against the cartels, president trump tweeted to the nation that something very big was about to happen. The entire country sat in wait for him to tweet saying what that something big was exactly. We shall see what the future has in store for us America, until next time stay safe and have fun!

The Current Chamber Of Commerce, as of November 8th 2019. The Economy is Booming!!!

Chamber of Commerce top business owners:

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