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KILLED BY RIVAL GANG

Section provided by Ruggiero Tuscarella

Greetings guys and girls. As you all already know we now have two editors in command. Mr.Vercetti stepped down as active Boss of his family and decided to work for the AM Times Newspaper. You have also have already read his first edition and I myself were very satisfied with it.

JOE DOE – KILLED BY RIVAL GANG

Joe Doe, a 23 year old local gangster from New York was brutally killed on 21th of March at 04:41 am. We asked the FBI about this murder and the head chief said it was a revenge hit from rival gang. That this isn’t the first dead gangster on the streets..it has happened before and it will continue to happen if the gangs won’t make peace between themselves.

Why Joe Doe died we don’t know, but we do know that Joe Doe’s Boss, Mr. Benny Noodles is very angry about this murder and is already looking for the killer. If someone knows anything about this murder should get in touch with Benny Noodles. We do have already spoken with Joe’s son and he told us that his father was very respected and feared man in his neighborhood. He also can’t tell us why his father was killed. FBI said that investigation is started and they will notice the public as soon as they get some information.

WAR AGAINST INACTIVES

Story by Benny Noodles

There are a lot of Bodies stacking up in the Church people say. Well I’ll tell ya Why. Its all The In Active Scum. Benny__Noodles and The Gambino Crime Family Has Started A War on Inactives. Benny hates nothing more than people not being online for months.
He says The Streets Are Packed with IA Citizens, thugs, Gangsters, Goombas, Earners, and so on. The Gambino Crime Family Has Vowed to clean the streets up of this potent scum that plague the city streets. Operation Street Sweeper as Benny likes to call it. This War will not be over soon. We estimate this war will go on for years. Then again it could be over in months. But we do Know That The Streets will be stained blood red and The Church will be stacking up dead bodies For days and days to come. We tell everyone to go inside and lock there doors when the street lights come on Cuz thats when the Guns Come Out And the bodies start DROPPING.

PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

The fresh new elected President of United States is MONSTER-INC. He stated in his first turning to public this: I want to thank you all people for your votes…I promise to be honest and impartial. I am here to help and maintain law and order so you can have a better life.

After the speech President left to see his new staff at the White House.

CRIME FAMILY DON KILLED – EXTRA EXTRA!

Don Marlone Brando the Boss of HOODIE MAFIA FAMILY was brutally killed in Texas on 16th of March. He went to Texas about some oil business and returned back in bag. Who killed him or why? We don’t know but we can guess.. was it because the new business he wanted or was it because he didn’t wanted to share the new business he wanted.. we don’t know and the FBI told us that this case is too secret to tell anything yet to the public.

More to come…

Ruggiero Tuscarella

The Editor

American Mafia Times Newspaper November 1st Edition

An interview with Jimmy Hoffa, the new “Boss of Bosses.

I made a few phone calls to my sources and got this fabulous interview with Jimmy Hoffa, the new “Boss of Bosses.
We met in a neighborhood called “Little Italy”, where Jimmy Hoffa has his own Italian Restaurant.
I decided to ask him few questions about this title and what he will going to do, to make our streets more safer and I also asked him about how it was being in the The Hells Angels.

Mr.Hoffa was the RHM for The Hells Angels Crime family. He was a good member and very good earner for the family
and also well respected.

Questions by my assistant Vincent Mangano:
1.What are you going to do with this new position, what family’s will
get what state?
2.How was it in your old family?
3.How high were you in the family structure?
4.Have you ever had another account?
Answer from Jimmy Hoffa:
“With my new title I will try to bring some order to this community and to stop the random violence.All states will remain the same as my mentor Nicko Vercetti decided.
Florida – Roberto (MS-13), Colorado – Albert Anastasia (Anastasia
Crime Family), Nevada and Texas is still free of control and the
remaining states are open for business.
With only one change. New York is now controlled by both families, The Bonnano and The Lucchese Crime Family.
My old family was both good and bad. The boss was a little bit
crazy but also good.

In my old family I was Right Hand Man and Consigliere to the boss.
Yes I have but I cant tell you the name, because I never brag about my
former success.
Assistant:”Thank you for the interview and best of luck to you with your title.”
Mr.Hoffa:”No thank you, but I`m very busy so I have to ask you to
leave for now.”
Assistant:”Congratulations on your promotion again and have a nice day Mr.Hoffa.”

by Ruggiero Tuscarella & Vincent Mangano.

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A Tale of two cities – The New York/Texas connection Vol1.

It was a fateful phone call by Deputy Sam “Hair Trigger” Burke to the office of FBI agent William Connolly on a warm Saturday lunch time that would prove to the catalyst for a submission from the Bureau’s Dallas office for a budget increase in excess of two million dollars. Though the Bureau refuses to discuss the ongoing investigation that was opened up in the immediate aftermath of the phone call, local law enforcement have been much more forthcoming.

Deputy Burke explained in interviews with local press that he’d been at a gas station off of highway 95, Rockwall County, Texas, buying a few doughnuts while they took their break on one of the hottest days of the year. It was his partner, Officer Mike Cooley, who recognized the Ford Model T as it pulled up in the forecourt of the gas station. He immediately knew it to be a custom job of the car that had went out of production in 1927 and as he turned to point this fact out to Deputy Burke, they both recognised that face of alleged New York Mafia Boss Cristopher Moltisanti as he stepped forth from the vehicle and started to fill it up.

As they cruised past the vehicle, they also noted the presence of other men in the car, chief among them alleged California Mafia Boss Nicko Vercetti in the front passenger seat. In the back seat was Florida Wise Guy Vincenzo Corleone and two local toughs that Deputy Burke recognised from local mug shots. Their rap sheets indicated paid ties to organized crime.

As the two state troopers drove off, they held an impromptu council of war in their squad car. Both were in agreement that a high-level meeting of Mafia heads had either taken place or was due to take place. Burke reasoned that given the direction their car was headed in, they’d soon be taking off down highway 95, headed for Dallas City. Cooley suggested they pull in at a car show-room some 5 miles down the road and wait it out. Their gamble proved to be correct as within fifteen minutes the familiar Ford Model T passed them by. Making a quick decision, the two officers tailed it all the way to Dallas, stopping only once near another gas station while Deputy Burke made that fated call from a pay phone to inform the bureau.

The mobsters made a stop at Dallas Steel and Concrete Ltd and disappeared inside for a meeting that took roughly an hour, whereupon Vincenzo Corleone left. Once the Bureau became involved, the situation as far as local law enforcement were told, became much clearer. The mobsters have controlling interests in various industries that they were using to complement each other on inter-state racketeering. Vincenzo Corleone had begun to make serious moves in the hotel industry, with hotels either controlled or protected by him springing up all over Florida. Cristopher Moltisanti has long had a firm control of the construction industry and Bureau insiders began to speculate that chief among the benefits of their relationship was low labor costs, no trouble from the unions, money laundering through certain accountancy firms and even more bid rigging.

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A Tale of two cities – The New York/Texas connection Vol2.

The state troopers who uncovered the meeting were authorized to keep on their targets and recorded more meetings, both at the offices of Dallas Steel and Concrete Ltd in Dallas and the newly built Vincenzo Corleone hotel in the middle of downtown Florida. The hotel itself has come to stand for what the Feds believe to be a major facet of organized crime in the eastcoast of US. Twenty stories high with a roof top pool and one of the best restaurants in the city, the hotel has made them more determined than ever to nail Vincenzo and Nicko Vercetti and put the respective Mafia Bosses behind bars. Perhaps it was for this reason that the Feds pulled the plug on the local operation, pulling the state troopers who uncovered the whole thing.
Deputy Burke was particularly scathing of this decision, coming just at the time when they’d uncovered another bombshell:

“We’d been working on this thing for four months, ever since the sighting at the gas station. Last Friday, one of my guys phones me, early in the morning. One of our spotters in New York spotted Affa in the company of Cristopher Moltisanti. Cristopher Moltisanti had taken over the New York Mafia after the death of New York Made Man Joseph Spinuzzi during infighting between the New York, Florida and Colorado branches of powerful Mafia family The Anastasia Crime Family.It seemed that the two had dined together in an New York restaurant. A source early Saturday placed Affa in the company of Cristopher at a race track. We began to speculate that the business arrangement was extending further afield and was possibly a trio of crews working in tandem. I phoned Connolly to provide him with an update and a week later, they pulled us.”

Although not bitter about his part in helping open a case on what could potentially prove to be one of the biggest law enforcement wins against the Mafia in recent memory, Burke’s tale did have a cautionary note. A week after the story first broke in the national news, the holiday home of his brother in law in Wildwood, New Jersey was burnt to the ground in what police have concluded was a case of arson. Though nothing has been proven, the fire prompted Burke to request to be put back on Traffic in Denton County, Texas.

“I just want to be able to move on with my life. The situation is out of my hands now and I’ve nothing more to say.”

By Ruggiero Tuscarella.

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If you live in the city, this will be your fortune . . .

California – You will make a lot of money selling Peaches. Unfortunately, you will lose it all during a Civil War re-enactment when you get mugged by Cardinal MysteryMan.

Texas – You will wear a cowboy hat. And it will look good on you.

Michigan – You will have the overwhelming desire to make cars. However, you will be really bad at it, and forget the doors.

Illinois – Heat stroke will overcome you, but you will be resuscitated by a stripper who won Stripper of The Year Award . . . in 1889.

Colorado – Your movie career will fizzle when you sleep with the producer and they find out you’re rubbish in bed.

Florida – You will experience sand in places sand should never be.

New York – You will die if you visit. But, you will be buried in a I ♥ NY shirt.

by Ruggiero Tuscarella.

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We saw on the 31th of October the expansion of the Lucchese Family. Boss Cristopher Moltisanti got the blessings of the Commission to take control of New York after the slaughter of Gambinos and the death of their late leader Semion Mogilevich. Cristopher Moltisanti got plenty of warm reception going into New York and was thankful for all of the congratulations. He was greeted with high regards from other mob leaders such as Roberto the leader of MS-13 in Texas and Affa, the leader of Bonanno Family also in New York. Can we see a bright future for Cristopher Moltisanti in New York? Well, I sure hope that we do see some greatness come out of him and New York. From this Editor, congratulations Mr.Cristopher Moltisanti and good luck.

by Ruggiero Tuscarella.

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A true story about Lucky Luciano.

Charles Luciano, founder of the national crime syndicate in the 1930’s, was born in Sicily in 1897. His family moved to the Lower East Side of New York in 1906, where he was first arrested in 1907. By 1915 Luciano was a member of the Five Points gang, where he trained under John Torrio, and became friends with Al Capone and many other later luminaries of thug life. He started his own prostitution racket in 1920, and by 1925 had such vast control over prostitution in Manhattan that he actually began taking over the whorehouses himself.

By 1927 this had made him a millionaire, but where Capone did not bother with taxes, Luciano filed every year. An amount of $22,500 as income from gambling. In 1929 an attempt was made on his life, and he was kidnapped, beaten, and stabbed numerous times with an icepick. Miraculously, he survived and when police questioned him about his attackers, he maintained the code of Omerta, not identifying who had attacked him . Towards the end of the 20’s Luciano was ready to start turning his ideas of a national crime syndicate into reality, and with the help of his friends Lansky and Siegel he was able to get rid of several big players opposed to his plans. At this time the gangland war between Salvatore Maranzano and Joe “The Boss” Masseria prevented him from aligning all the gangs, so he had both of them eliminated.

By 1935 Luciano was considered ‘Boss of Bosses’, the number one in command in the syndicate he’d created. By 1 935 also, D.A. Thomas E. Dewey had gathered enough evidence to bring in Luciano on ninety counts of extortion and prostitution. He was sentenced to 30 to 50 years, but rumor has it that when the Allied forces in WW II needed help in their invasion of Sicily, they contacted Luciano and offered him a deal. If he’d contact his Mafia friends there, he would be released under the condition that he would be deported to Italy. Here he considered writing his memoirs and making a movie of his life.

by Ruggiero Tuscarella.

The death of a Governor

The death of a Governor.

Governor new_guy_in_town was assassinated on 08-03-2010 at 3:33 pm.He was shot by a 50.cal sniper rifle through his office window.No one knows why or who hired the hitman but police are working around the clock to figure out who the hitman was.A local teacher named Jessica Smith told me that If the Governor wasn’t safe then who is safe?Does America have to get worse before it gets better?Only time will tell.

The death of the Chief Director of the FBI.

Chief Director Trevor17 was brutally murdered in his office in Oklahoma at 1:39am.The Coroner stated that the Director was shot fifty seven times by a AK47.Intelligence reports that Trevor17 was responsible for the kill of long wanted Ahmed the terrorist,the leader of a terror cell in Texas.When I tried to ask who will be the next Director I was told that its classified information only known by the President for the safety of the new Director.

The AMFU

A New Alliance.The American Mafia Families Union stared on Jan.31,2010 in Nevada .When Constantine proposed the offer to all families to have an alliance.

The AMFU treats all family Don’s as equals and a infinite peace to all families who want to join.The AMFU has grown bigger than when it has started.Could this be the one alliance that holds the states together instead of war?

Businesses

The business industry has skyrocketed in the US.The industry went from five to fifty businesses,the future for the states is looking brighter than ever!

Chamber of Commerce top business owners:

Mr_Xela 5

Constantine 5

Benny__Noodles 5

somehobo606 3

kid-blasto 2

Squeeze 2

da12 1

viking 1

Carmella 1

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Written and published under our new Editor: Mr-Vercetti.

GODFATHER – A MARKED MAN

GODFATHER – A MARKED MAN

Story by somehobo606

Undead, a generally unknown freelancer, put a hit on Mr_Xela, the leader of the Corleone Crime family, claiming he’s forcing citizens in his family to pay $50,000 to him and forcing others to pay $100,000 to him. Interviewing ex-family members could be tricky because in Undead’s hit he also said that Mr_Xela is threatening to kill anyone to leaves the family. Constantine put a hit on Undead, who was quickly silenced.

BODY IN DESERT



Story by Benny__Noodles

StickupKid was murdered and the murder is running around free still. I was attacked By Victoria_Cross after we got married. I gave her 50,000 4 being my wife and she shot at me. My bodyguards killed her and berried her in the Nevada Desert.

WISEGUYS DEAD WOMAN

Story by stephanos

Pressure of family got to a fellow family leader: Gelateria. why?

Betrayal, deceit, lies, drugs. this pushed the legend of dave you legend to her death. post mortem confirmed Gelateia died of a painkiller overdose. At 9.57pm the yound mother to be was found by the heavily pregnant naznunez,lying in a bath of her blood; the young life and the child within her was lost forever.

The stress of her husbands betrayal and running a family finally caught up with her after months of agony…while her husband had made new arrangements, gelateria was worried as to his involvement with rival families and loyalties.Where did his loyalties stand?with his wife or with his money,his status.

One thing is for sure and that is a family leader lost her life through pain and betrayal but her legacy will remain for the future leaders to look to.
May you rest in heavenly peace gelateria.

ADVERTISEMENT

A place called Mazzio Italian Eatery is now open in California. Owner is a well known mobster called TTHOMAS.

CEMETERY FULL OF BODIES

It all started on a sunny day when I was sitting in a Park and eating my donuts with morning coffee. Suddenly I heard gunshots and few minutes later I spot how ambulance arrived into scene. I walked on the scene and saw a body. Since I was familiar with the underworld crime life, I recognized the body, it was a local thug called james_david. I took few pictures with my secret camera and walked to my office. When I sat behind my desk the phone rang and I answered it. One of my local reporters had some news for me.. I took pen and started to wright down names he told me…StickUpKid, babuuuuuuuu, Gelateria, Pickles, slicks, Voodoo, 50bulletsback, Avenger and so on.. the list was so big that I didn’t know what to do with it.

Later when I hang the phone I asked my secretary to bring me some coffee because all these names meant that I will going to sit here for the hole night. These names meant a good story for my newspaper and I started to wright it down. On the next day morning when my reporters came to office with their news gathered from the streets I was like a bum. More dead names they brought to me and I thought it will never stop..TonySoprano, michael__Corleone, naznunez etc..

It ment that the bosses are fighting each other. How else can you explain so much bodies on the streets?

More to come

Ruggiero Tuscarella

The Editor

ASSASSINS IN USA

ASSASSINS IN USA
It seems that an assassin is driving through America and killing high ranked mobsters. At least everyday one or two high ranked mobster got whacked. It all started before Christmas eve when the first person were killed by this assassin. First high ranked mobster was called Al_Neri who got shot to death at 08:11am. His good friend Vito___Corleone got a phone call about his death and went to kill that assassin. When he arrived into scene the assassin then made 2 more shots from sniper-gun and Vito’s body felled down like a tree leaf. Three hours later luca_brasi a very good friend of Godfather Tommy Lee was also whacked in Oklahoma. With this death the assassin packed his things and moved to California where he killed another mobster called Epson.

The next day assassin killed in New York city, mobster who got whacked was andgyu, a Consigliere. Then falled down Jean_Gray, also a powerful gangster from California.

Ulise was next who got whacked and after this murder Charles-Smith was next who died. They both died without any reason, atleast what we have heard.

Then there was a peaceful time for few days and killings started again. Mobster called Iceman_Nelson settled up a crime family with his two friends and soon they all were dead. Nobody knows exactly why they died but the are rumors that Tommy Lee was behind these deaths.

The biggest hit was the very next day when assassin whacked Godfather monster-kody. Monster-kody had a wife aswell called Lexi and she was beaten up soon. Again rumors are that Tommy is behind those murders but nobody knows for sure, as usually.

UNFINISHED STORY

On January of 8th our helpful and experienced member of this community known as TonyS got killed. He was shot to death in front of his home when he came from local Social club called Sal’s. We asked around from citizens that maybe someone could give us some information or did see something but nothing. Only one good citizen gave us a hint about who could be behind this murder. We sat down in local restaurant, had a wonderful meal and then the citizen started to talk about what he saw that evening. He supposed to meet his girlfriend exactly that evening when TonyS got killed. The citizen waited in his car, when he saw how a yellow taxi cab arrived and one fella stepped out with a bigger bag, where he had his pistol and some other stuff for hit. Half hour later the citizen was just about to drive away when he heard few shots from the neighbor house.. He stopped the car immediately and called 911. Before he hand up the phone he saw how one person dressed in black jump out the neighbor window and turned his face to the car where citizen sat with his girlfriend.
The assassin turned around and ran away in the alley. Few minutes later the block was surrounded by the cops and ambulance. But citizen didn’t told to FBI that he saw the assassin’s face, same said his girlfriend. The knew that if they will say, then they´re dead. So they decided not to tell to FBI about it, until today to me. Later when I started to show him some pictures about local mobsters, he appointed at the Boss called kid-blasto. He said that’s his 100percent sure it was that assassin who jump out the window of TonyS house and then ran away like chicken.

But why TonyS was killed, we don’t know and probably we will never figure it out. Another unfinished story to us.. what a sad job I have, but what can I do.

The Editor

Ruggiero Tuscarella

American Mafia Times – New Year’s Edition

NEW YEARS DAY SPECIAL EDITION

FROM THE EDITOR

Hi folks. First of all Merry Christmas to all of you and Happy New Year.

From today we also will close our office until 2nd January and after that we’ll continue our work. Also in this edition we added some few jokes as well.

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The New Year may be a significant event for many people. But the absurdities of the celebration cannot escape a skeptic’s mind. Here are some funny New Year quotes. What better way to start a New Year than with a hearty laugh? You can share your joy by greeting everybody with these funny New Year quotes.

Mark Twain

New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

Brooks Atkinson

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

Bill Vaughan

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

P. J. O’Rourke

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.

Jay Leno

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.

James Agate

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Eric Zorn

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

Bill Vaughan

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Charles Lamb

New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.

Oprah Winfrey

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

Mark Twain

New Year’s Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Judith Crist

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.

Anonymous

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

Joey Adams

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!

Anais Nin

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

Oscar Wilde

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

Robert Paul

I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.

Anonymous

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

Leonard Bernstein

From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.

G. K. Chesterton

The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. Unless a man starts on the strange assumption that he has never existed before, it is quite certain that he will never exist afterward. Unless a man be born again, he shall by no means enter into the Kingdom of Heaven.

A Bad Dream?

Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year’s Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, ‘I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year’s present. What do you think it all means?’

‘Aha, you’ll know tonight,’ answered Max smiling broadly.

At midnight , as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: ‘The meaning of dreams’.

New Year’s Day Party – That Never Was?

As in many homes on New Year’s Day, Janet and Jim, a happily married couple, faced the annual conflict of which was more important: the football match on television, or the lunch itself.

Hoping to keep the peace Jim ate lunch with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-lunch chat before retiring to the lounge to turn on the television.

Some minutes later, Janet looked in to see how he was and graciously even bought a cold beer for Jim. She smiled, kissed him on the cheek and asked what the score was. Jim told her it was half time and that the score was still 0-0.

‘See?’ Janet said happily, ‘You didn’t miss a thing.’

New Year – Key Questions

How to tell that you have entered a new year:

You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
The concept of using real money instead of credit or debit to make a purchase is foreign to you.

Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your college roommate used to play.
Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions

Spend more time with the family.

Take more exercise – Get fit.

Lose (loose!) weight.

Give up smoking (again).

Get out of dept.

Learn a new skill, take up a new hobby.

Put something into the community -help others.

Get organized. Else buy shares in diary, or companies selling electronic planners!
Become more security conscious.

Give up drinking, at least for the first week of January!

Well folks, this was the last AmericanMafia Times Newspaper edition in this year of 2009.

We all wish you a great and awesome New Year Day and don’t forget us. We are always here to write stories, without you I would be with no job, seriously.

Ruggiero Tuscarella

The Editor

UNDERWORLD DEATHS

UNDERWORLD DEATHS

After the death of Godfather DeTorre, Mr Tommy Lee took over his place and since that only few gangster has died.

We wonder why is that? A lot of mobsters have tried to accomplish peace into underworld but nobody has ever done it.. is Mr Tommy Lee the first one? Maybe.. at least lets hope so.

But still like I said.. few got killed too recently.. and first of them was Goomba called hammer5 who died on 4th of December at 4:47 pm in Illinois.

The next day also a Goomba got wiped out in California, named as Lester-Gills. We know about him only that he had a big mouth and he had some problems with drugs.

Ofcourse the biggest death took place in New York when a female mobster called Gior was whacked just like that. Gior was married to Al-Capone who is now a Caporegime of Barzini Crime Family. Also there was a reward over 200k for any information about the murder. But we know how it works.. murders like that one will never be revealed again. I heard that Gior’s daughter is now connected to the underworld and rumors are that maybe Lester’s son will marry with her.

The last new’s are that a lot of new high ranked mobster have died again. Kato_Forn was a very brutal and at the same time very generous mobster, but on 19th of December he got whacked. Before him our most feared and true legend mobster Albert_JR known as JR Crime family Godfather was also whacked in his restaurant eating a meal. After this murder, hell broke out. Bullets started to blast around every street you could go and it was like a true disaster.

Paulie Tomassino, a good friend of Albert JR bought a ticket to Colorado after hearing the death of his friend. When he arrived into Colorado a three gunmen waited him and shot him to death as he stepped down from train.

Also an Earner of Barzini Crime Family, actually a Caporegime called Salvatore_Rizzuto was also brutally killed in New York. Well as we all know, it was our well known Mr. Tony S. Why he was killed.. we don’t know yet.

Later more mobsters were killed and bullets were shot. One thing was sure.. it was a war between families for power and to be Boss of Bosses.

FAMILY CALLED THE ALLIANCE

We know that a family called The Alliance is ruled by a thug called monster-kody who is married with LexiRae.

We have got few anonymous letters saying that The Alliance is a family who recruits new members in it and then just kills them.

After reading those letters I constantly got in touch with local police detective and asked about it.

Mr. O’Shea said only that The Alliance is not an underworld crime family, its more like giving a hand to newbies and nobody should afraid of them.

OLD GODFATHER IS BACK

Old retired Godfather Mr. Tony S seems to be back in underworld as we recognized him and his Buick in front of Waldorf Palace. After a little detective work I got his new name and its Salvatore Rizzuto and old Godfather is working with Barzini Crime Family.
I sent him a message where I wanted to meet him for an interview but he declined it by saying his too busy with the family work.

Well I don’t know what is he doing with the Barzini’s and I don’t care.. all I know is that his back and seems this time he wont leave anymore.

UNDERWORLD MASSACRE

FROM THE EDITOR

Hi folks.. I Ruggiero Tuscarella wanted to say I am back in business baby. Sorry you all had to wait so long.. I was on vacation and we had some other problems. But first, of course..let’s get on with the news..

UNDERWORLD MASSACRE

Our very well known and feared Godfather DeTorre got killed on 28th of November at 04:40 am in Texas. After starting to investigate this murder, I contacted a family leader called Mr. Tommy Lee, who is the Boss of Barzini crime family.

I asked him about this murder and after some time, he told me that he gave the order to assassinate Godfather DeTorre. But he also said why he did that and I believe he did good this time.. at least a lot of people think that way. Godfather DeTorre was killed in his own Mansion, when three killers walked into his house and blasted few rounds into Dons body. He died immediately and there was nothing to hope..

NEW FAMILIES IN RISE

After the terrified death of Godfather DeTorre, new families have rised from the darkness. Well known Godfather Alber JR, stepped out on to the streets and announced that he made a family called JR Crime Family. And of course everybody who wants to join should just take contact with him.

I also know that there’s a new crime family called Barzini Crime Family.. and they are also waiting applications. So folks.. who wants to join.. you have a lot of new families where to join.

CITIZEN CALLED ANTHONY S
I have got at least hundreds if not thousands letters from our dear readers, asking about Tony S.. where is he? Did he leave us? And so on..

Well dear readers.. I have to say one thing to you.. I DON’T KNOW!

Because I don’t have any contacts with him whatsoever. I really hope that he will be back with us, because I really loved his stories that he wrote to me.

Well let’s hope.. maybe the star will shine again.

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American Mafia Times – October 23rd

FROM THE EDITOR

Hi folks. My name is Ruggiero Tuscarella and I am still the chief editor of Mafia Times newspaper. Since last time we didn’t published any Tabloid news then this time we did it and I hope you all like it. And I myself are still waiting applications from you who wants to become an reporter for Mafia Times newspaper. So drop it to my mailbox. But on with the news…

SACRA CORONA UNITA DEAD

Well folks, as you may all knew that Sacra Corona Unita crime family was the biggest one in US. Everybody were happy and members kept coming in.. but one day it all vanished away when their leader Godmother Mariella got whacked in Nevada at 10:09 am.

Godmother Mariella was at her mansion doing some business with local crooks when suddenly a van arrived in front of her crib and four members jumped out of it, starting a fire against Godmother Mariella bodyguards who were taken down within seconds. Now Mariella understood that something was wrong and she grabbed a pistol .38 and waited in the office. When assassins blew up the door where Mariella was she instantly started a fire against them by hitting one of them in the head. Other three started fire back and finally shot to death Mariella, where bullet went through her right eye. To be sure, one of those killers made a final shot through her mouth. They then left the mansion and droved away in the alley.

Why the Godmother was killed we dont know.. but the local police DP chief Mr. Rawley McCoughney said to us that they are investigating the murder and they already have arrested one suspect, but they cant tell the name or any other information about the murder.

We at the Mafia Times office will be in touch with the police and let you all know as soon as we get more information about the case.

NEW TWO FAMILIES IN TOWN

Well known Mr. Tommy Lee has been doing well. After his leaving from the Sacra Corona Unita he started his own gang, called Lucchese Crime Family. And we also know that shortly after his moving to new playground Godmother Mariella was whacked. Are these two things combined?! We dont know for sure, but maybe police should check it out.. maybe Tommy couped his own old Boss, who knows.

Second family who started their business is Rosa dei Venti, acting boss is Roscoe_DeTorre. Seems that when Godmother were killed all family members were left on the streets and Roscoe decided to get them under his wing. And it seems he has done a well job, because almost all old members from Sacra Corona Unita is joined with him. What will bring the future for these two crime families? I dont know, but I do know that a Godfather known as killing_you, stated on the streets that the WAR is not over and that he will whack everyone if he have to.. We believe that he believes in justice.

CHAMBER OF COMMERCE TOP BUSINESS OWNERS:

carleonesi – 5 businesses

Tommy_Lee – 4 businesses

SilvioPatriarca – 2 businesses

Roscoe_DeTorre – 2 businesses

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SOCRA CORONA UNITA

SOCRA CORONA UNITA

Since Godfather Tony S died, few mobsters tried to take control of the US underworld. Some of those bigshots were Michael_Rocca, Joey_Zasa, Tommy-Lee etc. And when they died, then Michael_Rocca climed up really fast and became Boss of the Socra Corona Unita crime family. Somehow he managed to pull together a lot of good mobsters around the US into his family and after that, a lot of thugs started to die like flies. I have got many letters from our dear readers complaining about how Socra Corona Unita killing innocent people and thugs. All what we know at the Office is that at the moment when I gathered the material for this edition Socra Corona Unita was the biggest family in United States of underworld.

But as usually it doesnt matter how big your family is or who is in it.. eventually if you whack too much people.. you will get a lot of heat because of that. And that was the start when Socra Corona Unita started to fall.. members started to die one by one.. Even their own Boss got whacked finally.. the hole family was shaken down.. shaken down by furious sons of lately fallen fathers.

MAFIA TIMES NEWSPAPER MEMBER KILLED

Our beloved reporter Mr. Shawn ODoil got killed in Texas, at 06:00 am. We know one thing that he actually worked for Mafia Times and later joined also the Socra Corona Unita crime family. Who killed him or why he died? Nobody knows and we at the Mafia Times ofcourse are sorry for this loss, but he also betrayed us by joining with the organized crime family.

HIGH RANKED MEMBERS DEAD

Recent actions take place around the US. A lot of bigshots started to die again.
First were Earner called dichead, killed in Colorado at 10:45 am. Next death were in Florida, mobster called boy_boy died at 2:09 pm. Three minutes later few miles somewhere else but also in Florida, gangster called PoLice911 was shot to death aswell. And half an hour later, one high ranked mobster, actually a Capo called Lord_Wizard got whacked also in Florida at 2:34 pm.

One hour later, the well known Socra Corona Unita famile leader Michael_Rocca was stabbed to death in Illinois at 3:19 pm. Nobody knows why died, but rumours are that he got whacked because of his well known temper.

And later the same day Socra Corona Unita lost another good mobster, called martin89 who was at the rank of Boss. He was killed in Oklahoma at 3:49 pm.

CHAMBER OF COMMERCE TOP BUSINESS OWNERS:

carleonesi – 5 businesses

All the others are still dead and new ones are afraid to purchace new businesses.

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DEAD CONSIGLIERE

CONSIGLIERE FOUND DEAD

A very known crime family leader Baross got killed on 18th of August at 3:44 pm in New York. At the moment we haven’t got anything much to know, since police didn’t want to talk to us. So I guess this case remains unsolved for the moment.

GODFATHER’S WIFE KILLED

We all know the Godfather Tony S, who controls the New York and is one of many Godfathers in US. He got married some time ago with a beautiful woman called Giordano, Sofia. On 18th of Aug at 3:37 pm she was brutally killed in New York. Nobody still knows what happened or what cause her death.

We at the Office, feel sorry for his loss.

SICILIA – TRUE STORY

By: Michael_Marogiacomo

I came to this country with a dream and that dream were to make a difference and tell storys with great empathy and respect. Now on the last years of my life i moved to New York USA hoping to make my dream true. My childhood mostly were beatings from my alcohol decentralized padre and theft from the local fruitstand. In my young years I wanted a career in the local Famiglia and on my 14th birthday I joined the Messina Famiglia as an errand boy. By the time I had my 20th birthday I already had 16 murders on my back and now were a Capo Regime. The years past by and now I were 45 years old with almost 236 murders on my back. One day the famiglia Don called upon me for a sitdown. My heartbeat were easy over 500bpm. I thought the sitdown were about my last mission to kill a 25 year old beautiful lady named Belladonna. She had accidentally seen the Dons right hand man murder the local Prosecutor Vincent Lorenzo. And my job were to murder Miss Belladonna and make it look like she slipped in the shower. I went in to her apartment when she stepped in to the shower. I stood in the corner and watched her closely and fell in love in a second. She looks up and sees me, she drops the soap and asked me are you here to kill me. I stood like a statue, dropped the gun and a tear ran down my cheek. I left her apartment.

I went back several hours later and gave her a one way ticket to Miami. I told her I would meet her there at the hotel 3 days later. The day of the sitdown I found out by my Soldato Gino Lerzane that the famiglia Don were planing to kill me at the sitdown because of my last mission. I went home and started to think about how I could fix this. I decided to take the Don out before he killed me. Now its 9 pm and 30 minutes left until the sitdown starts.

I looked at my gun and at the bar were the sitdown were held. I went up to the door and kicked it open, pointed my gun at the Don and pulled the trigger. I clean shoot to the head and the Don went down. The others in the Famiglia looked at me and said my name Godfather Michael Marogiacomo. Now Im 78 years old and writing down my life story. I have 6 children and have been married 13 times.
Yesterday I got a letter from my doctor. I have cancer and at the most 6 months left to live.

CONFESSIONS OF A SERIAL KILLER

Nowadays, the lure of becoming a hired gun is just too great. Everyone aspires to be the fastest and the most accurate gun in the land, even if many wont admit it in public. Why? I mean, killers eventually die, its just the way of the world. I must admit, for me, the first time I really got the hook in my mouth was by accident. I didn’t go out intentionally to hurt people, not initially. I just found myself in a few gunfights, as this life can assure you of, and discovered a natural talent.

At the time, I was able to control my urges, even able to forget about them altogether. But, as time passed, and I ranked higher, and my aim improved, things turned worse I got cravings. I’d be searching for targets constantly, without thought for their family or friends. At first I was just searching, and not shooting them, convincing myself I was just doing it for practice. Then the odd one or two ended up dead “Then every target I was looking for.”

It became an addiction. Always looking for my next kill. I didn’t used to be like this, I was a peaceful man, a negotiator. Its strange what having a good aim does to you, makes you feel you HAVE to use it, or you may lose it I don’t know what it is, but for me, the beast wasnt even awakened until I realized it was there. By that time it was too late. Now, no matter how hard I try, no matter how straight I try to play things, I always turn back to the same old game. Find a target, kill it. Find a target, kill it.

I hope one day to cure myself of this terrible addiction, but for now, I am a serial killer, and that is all I know how to be.

American Mafia Times – September 20th

FROM THE EDITOR

Ruggiero Tuscarella

Hi guys and gals. Another time to say that we still recruiting reporters. So feel free to drop me a letter about it. I have the honour to introduce you all our new reporter Shawn_ODoil, we all hope he wont die because his really good at what his doing. But okey, on with the news..

DEATHS OF THE UNTOUCHABLES

by Shawn ODoil

The Mafia community morns on the anniversary of 9/11 as many of its high ranked members are killed. It started around noon on the 10th of September with Vinz Gigante a consiglere being killed in New York. The next day more deaths followed with Pablo Escobar a don in Texas, Giuseppe Petrosino a consigliere in Colorado. On that same day in California IGotshot, Nick Gerassi, Barzini and Pharicon, were murdered all of which were above the rank of earner. When I started asking around one of my sources had this to say “Tommy started to whack high ranked members because he wants to help the new members of the community. But in my personal opinion he just wanted to become Boss of Bosses. He was a scared little boy.” Shortly after that two more powerful members were killed, both were Godfathers. Joey Zasa the leader of the La Cosa Nostra Family and his left hand man Tommy-Lee both were killed by another Godfather who refused to tell me his reason behind the killings. I also had the opportunity to interview Joey Zasa’s widow and the new leader of the La Cosa Nostra family Mariella. When I asked about her husband and Tommy’s death she said it was because certain members were afraid that our community was going to be ran by these new Godfathers. Mariella also informed me that the La Cosa Nostra family would survive since Joey and Tommy killed all the other families. Which leads this reporter to believe that all of these killings were just a attempt to maintain a dominance on who is actually in charge.

THE STORY OF FRANKIE FIGS

by Shawn ODoil

On a warm summer day tired of the daily grind and being mugged for the second time in a week Frankie decided to go out and buy a gun and take back the streets. Being new to the underworld he made friends with a family leader by the name of Chev Chelios. Both men decided to combine their families in order to make the streets a little safer. The two families worked well together taking in run of the mill street thugs. Frankie thought that by giving these punks a place to stay, a little money with some odds and ends jobs he could reform them. For a while it worked, there were less muggings and murders. Then oneday a member of Chevy’s family called Frankie and informed him that his friend had been killed. Frankie was outraged to hear this, so he called his family and order them to find the one responsible for this travesty. In just a few short days the family right hand man Beastie Boy told Frankie that he had found the guilty man and his name was popedaddy! With the Landstrom family on the look out popedaddy was found right in Frankie’s own state Florida. On that day Frankie became a murderer and killed popedaddy. Feeling satisfied that his friends death had been avenged, Frankie went to his family bar, the Drunken Irishman to have a few pints and tried to forget the whole deal. A hour later Frankie heard someone knocked on the door. He opened the door and saw a block of C-4 with a crude timer on it. Out of instinct he turned and ran for the kitchen door. He reached the door just as the bomb blew up and messed up the hole place. As the bar burned around him, he struggled to pull himself into one of the freezers. The next morning with the bar in ashes, members of the Landstrom family gathered around with the realizing that their family was finished and the protection they felt was gone. Being the senior member of the family, Beastie Boy walked through the remains looking for any type of token to remember his time with the family and what it had done for him. Hearing a noise coming from the back where the kitchen was, Beastie went to check it out and found an arm sticking out of one of the freezers. Feeling a cold chill run down his back, he ripped the door open and found Frankie barely breathing. Knowing that this was an attack on Frankie’s life, Beastie took Frankie to his sisters house to get him back to normal health. A month passed by and with Frankie’s health back to normal, he informed his friend that it was time for him to return from the so called grave and put an end to all of these murders. As Frankie walked out the door of his friends house he looked over his shoulder and said, this time there cant be no family and no one else involved. Beastie rushed to the door and asked what are we going to do. Frankie stopped and looked at him and said, take one hundred thousand from the family account and I will take the rest. One last thing before I go said Beastie, don’t call me Frankie. With that he turned and started to walk down the street with only one thought on his mind. Frankie died in that bar and that’s it.

A NEW FAMILY TAKES OVER

by Shawn ODoil

After the fall of Mr Tony`s family, La Stidda Mafia, chaos took the community. Any and almost all newcomers are being killed. With noone in a seat of power to protect them, it has been a dangerous time to be a thug. Recently powerful members who allegedly were killing these newcomers were put to rest by a particularly powerful Godfather named Fish. Shortly after that Mr. fish suffered the same fate. In the absence of power a new family has stepped up, The Anastasia Crime Family ruled by Albert Jr. has taken the seat of power in our community. After numerous attempts to contact Mr. Albert Jr., the family underboss Muerte contacted me for a interview. During the interview Muerte informed me that the Anastasia family intends to put an end to all of the murders of the lower ranked members of our community. Muerte also informed me that her family intends to establish much the same rules that the La Stidda Mafia had and allow the younger members gain rank. Even thou the Anastasia family is small but majority of its members are experienced mafioso`s. As the interview came to an end, Muerte informed me as the acting boss of the family and while their Godfather Albert Jr. is away on business she is the law and anyone that does not obey the law will suffer the consequences.
Shortly after I finished the interview and this story, Mr. Tuscarella called me and said that Anastasia Crime Family went to war with Sacra Corona Unita and that Mrs. Muerte got killed in California. Also Anastasia Crime Family capo, well known Anthony_S got assassinated in New York.

CHAMBER OF COMMERCE TOP BUSINESS OWNERS:

carleonesi – 5 businesses

brooklyn – 1 business

And the rest businessmen who were lined up last week, well they got whacked.

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