FROM THE EDITOR
Ruggiero Tuscarella
Hi guys and gals. Another time to say that we still recruiting reporters. So feel free to drop me a letter about it. I have the honour to introduce you all our new reporter Shawn_ODoil, we all hope he wont die because his really good at what his doing. But okey, on with the news..
DEATHS OF THE UNTOUCHABLES
by Shawn ODoil
The Mafia community morns on the anniversary of 9/11 as many of its high ranked members are killed. It started around noon on the 10th of September with Vinz Gigante a consiglere being killed in New York. The next day more deaths followed with Pablo Escobar a don in Texas, Giuseppe Petrosino a consigliere in Colorado. On that same day in California IGotshot, Nick Gerassi, Barzini and Pharicon, were murdered all of which were above the rank of earner. When I started asking around one of my sources had this to say “Tommy started to whack high ranked members because he wants to help the new members of the community. But in my personal opinion he just wanted to become Boss of Bosses. He was a scared little boy.†Shortly after that two more powerful members were killed, both were Godfathers. Joey Zasa the leader of the La Cosa Nostra Family and his left hand man Tommy-Lee both were killed by another Godfather who refused to tell me his reason behind the killings. I also had the opportunity to interview Joey Zasa’s widow and the new leader of the La Cosa Nostra family Mariella. When I asked about her husband and Tommy’s death she said it was because certain members were afraid that our community was going to be ran by these new Godfathers. Mariella also informed me that the La Cosa Nostra family would survive since Joey and Tommy killed all the other families. Which leads this reporter to believe that all of these killings were just a attempt to maintain a dominance on who is actually in charge.
THE STORY OF FRANKIE FIGS
by Shawn ODoil
On a warm summer day tired of the daily grind and being mugged for the second time in a week Frankie decided to go out and buy a gun and take back the streets. Being new to the underworld he made friends with a family leader by the name of Chev Chelios. Both men decided to combine their families in order to make the streets a little safer. The two families worked well together taking in run of the mill street thugs. Frankie thought that by giving these punks a place to stay, a little money with some odds and ends jobs he could reform them. For a while it worked, there were less muggings and murders. Then oneday a member of Chevy’s family called Frankie and informed him that his friend had been killed. Frankie was outraged to hear this, so he called his family and order them to find the one responsible for this travesty. In just a few short days the family right hand man Beastie Boy told Frankie that he had found the guilty man and his name was popedaddy! With the Landstrom family on the look out popedaddy was found right in Frankie’s own state Florida. On that day Frankie became a murderer and killed popedaddy. Feeling satisfied that his friends death had been avenged, Frankie went to his family bar, the Drunken Irishman to have a few pints and tried to forget the whole deal. A hour later Frankie heard someone knocked on the door. He opened the door and saw a block of C-4 with a crude timer on it. Out of instinct he turned and ran for the kitchen door. He reached the door just as the bomb blew up and messed up the hole place. As the bar burned around him, he struggled to pull himself into one of the freezers. The next morning with the bar in ashes, members of the Landstrom family gathered around with the realizing that their family was finished and the protection they felt was gone. Being the senior member of the family, Beastie Boy walked through the remains looking for any type of token to remember his time with the family and what it had done for him. Hearing a noise coming from the back where the kitchen was, Beastie went to check it out and found an arm sticking out of one of the freezers. Feeling a cold chill run down his back, he ripped the door open and found Frankie barely breathing. Knowing that this was an attack on Frankie’s life, Beastie took Frankie to his sisters house to get him back to normal health. A month passed by and with Frankie’s health back to normal, he informed his friend that it was time for him to return from the so called grave and put an end to all of these murders. As Frankie walked out the door of his friends house he looked over his shoulder and said, this time there cant be no family and no one else involved. Beastie rushed to the door and asked what are we going to do. Frankie stopped and looked at him and said, take one hundred thousand from the family account and I will take the rest. One last thing before I go said Beastie, don’t call me Frankie. With that he turned and started to walk down the street with only one thought on his mind. Frankie died in that bar and that’s it.
A NEW FAMILY TAKES OVER
by Shawn ODoil
After the fall of Mr Tony`s family, La Stidda Mafia, chaos took the community. Any and almost all newcomers are being killed. With noone in a seat of power to protect them, it has been a dangerous time to be a thug. Recently powerful members who allegedly were killing these newcomers were put to rest by a particularly powerful Godfather named Fish. Shortly after that Mr. fish suffered the same fate. In the absence of power a new family has stepped up, The Anastasia Crime Family ruled by Albert Jr. has taken the seat of power in our community. After numerous attempts to contact Mr. Albert Jr., the family underboss Muerte contacted me for a interview. During the interview Muerte informed me that the Anastasia family intends to put an end to all of the murders of the lower ranked members of our community. Muerte also informed me that her family intends to establish much the same rules that the La Stidda Mafia had and allow the younger members gain rank. Even thou the Anastasia family is small but majority of its members are experienced mafioso`s. As the interview came to an end, Muerte informed me as the acting boss of the family and while their Godfather Albert Jr. is away on business she is the law and anyone that does not obey the law will suffer the consequences.
Shortly after I finished the interview and this story, Mr. Tuscarella called me and said that Anastasia Crime Family went to war with Sacra Corona Unita and that Mrs. Muerte got killed in California. Also Anastasia Crime Family capo, well known Anthony_S got assassinated in New York.
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE TOP BUSINESS OWNERS:
carleonesi – 5 businesses
brooklyn – 1 business
And the rest businessmen who were lined up last week, well they got whacked.
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