Tag: death

Ivan-Block Found Dead

 

Breaking news America!!!. FBI & Local police have discovered the corpse of Ivan-Block, Police say the man was dug up by a construction crew who were building a new housing development.

 

The Feds have but one lead. Sad to say this one lead is just “here say”. The informant told police that Scarface and Ivan was having a dispute earlier, with both sides saying awful things to one another. Blows were dealt, and respect was tossed out the window.

 

Scarface had left the bar, leaving Ivan to sit and cry like he always does. Ivan sat and drowned his sorrows in a bottle, When all of a sudden the door to the bar swings open!!!… Scarface storms into the bar with his gun in hand. Ivan was passed out at the bar from drunkenness, Long nights of bootlegging left Ivan A Drunk!!!…

 

Scarface Comes up from behind Ivan, he grabs the drunk, and slams him to the floor in a backward motion. As Ivan Fell backwards he woke up, to only get knocked back out instantly. Painting the floor red with his blood, Scarface beats Ivan repeatedly with his pistol. As Scarface is blinded by his rage he goes blood drunk losing his mind. Mr Benny Who had been warned of the hit only moments before. Benny is on the scene but its to late.
Benny pulls His RHM off of Ivan and calms scar down.

 
The two men look at Ivan and they each grab an arm and a leg and they drag him out the back door to eventually put him in the back of a Uhaul.

 

As Benny & Scar Drive along they end up in the mountains where they bury the old timer.
When the two men return home to Maryland where they begin to hose down the Uhaul, cleaning up the evidence to return back to the Uhaul Company. Benny was complaining the whole time saying that if they don’t get the uhaul back by 5 pm it will cost an extra 19.95 and it will be coming out of Scarfaces pocket.

 

The FBI of course only has this info to go on. And it isn’t enough to convict the two men. Due to the lack of evidence the two men have gotten away with murder. Was this an accident? I guess those three men would be the only ones who know that answer.

 

Until next time America, Stay Safe.

 

 

No chance of life

 

Insane-Zapponi-EBK was found dead in Kentucky this morning. His funeral also took place the day of his death as the morgue doesn’t like to hold dead mobsters. We reported the funeral and several mobsters showed up just to spit on his casket when it was lowered into the ground. The police found evidence that this man was tied into Real-Corleone and possibly Bane and his underworld. Bane is believed to be paying men to try and take out his enemies. In other news we have had a new family but old empire come up.

 

Zapponi seems to be on the rise, and Joe could possibly be the next American Mafia Legend. When Al first ran the empire he brought it up from nothing and made endless attacks on the top mobsters. This tactic eventually lead to Zapponi reaching its peak, since Al_Zapponis death, Royce had taken the reigns but he was found shot dead. Does the Zapponi name have a curse?

 

Will Mr. Colombo be successful in running his new empire? On the topic of Joe-Colombo he is known to disobey rules such as coming to the council to make his family, we have seen men turn on each other just because the most powerful mobsters get the families. He is believed to be a ruthless tyrant that wont stop for anything.

 

-Edward R. Murrow

 

 

The Death of Machine Gun Kelly

Escaping multiple mob hits, Machine Gun Kelly is now a dead man. Two days earlier…. On 9/15/1933, Machine Gun Kelly and his partner Baby Face Nelson caught Scarface, a notorious boss in the Noodles Crime Family, off guard.  Baby Face Nelson pulled right in front of Scarface at a traffic light. Machine Gun Kelly steps out of a 1930 Ford Model A. He takes out his tommy gun, Scarface reaching for his .357, but it was to late. Machine Gun Kelly emptied his 30 round magazine into Scarface’s upper body. He was nearly torn by the bullets. As Scarface was gasping for air, Machine Gun Kelly got back into the 1930 Ford and drove off into the night.

 

The next day, Frankie Calabrese wanted to have a meeting with the High Council members. The meeting took place in Chicago. He thought that would be a safe place since it was his turf. Everyone made it to the meeting but sept one person, Scarface. A phone starts to ring in the room and everyone stops talking and looks at it. Frankie tells Benny Noodles “Go see who it is”, Benny gets up slowly thinking who it might be, he walks over to the phone and picks it up.

 

Benny– Hello?

MGK– Is this Benny Noodles?

Benny– Yes?

MGK– This is me, Machine Gun Kelly. I know you guys are having a meeting right now. Wondering where is Scarface?

Benny– What did you do to him?

MGK– “Laughing” Hahahaha.. Scarface is on a big farm where he gots lots of room to run and play with all the other Chicago Gangsters. If you want ill take you out to visit sometime.

Benny– You mother f*cka! Your dead man Kelly, your a dead man mark my words.

MGK– You shouldn’t have started with me in the first place. But it doesn’t matter now, my dog Kelly Junior.. he shits more trouble then your gonna give me.

“MGK Hangs up the phone”.

 

Benny rips the phone off the wall and throws it across the room. He picks up his Tommy gun and overcoat and walks out of the room angry wanting revenge. Mr Donnie Vegas and his brother The-Yankee aka Paulie gets out of there chairs and follows Benny. Benny walks to his 1933 Ford Model 730 Deluxe Sedan with a V8. Benny opens his door but before he goes inside Donnie says “Benny! Wait up!” Benny looks back and grins knowing he has two trusting brothers to help him with his revenge. Donnie and Paulie gets in the car and they drive to Maryland where Machine Gun Kelly and Baby Face Nelson is located.

 

On 9/17/1933, Benny, Donnie and Paulie arrived in Maryland. They got on a telephone with an unknown person telling them the whereabouts of Machine Gun Kelly and Baby Face Nelson. MGK and Baby Face Nelson was hiding out at a safe house. When they got off of the phone, they went to get some armour and a few tommy guns. Once they got everything, Benny, Donnie and Paulie started to plan out how they will take them out. When the night comes around, Machine Gun Kelly and Baby Face Nelson is chilling inside smoking a cigar laughing and drinking some Jameson. Benny Donnie and Paulie pull up in front of the house. They load up there tommy guns in the car. They get out of the car and walk up to the house. There hearts are racing like a mustang, cold enough to see there breaths. Donnie walks up to the door, he knocks on it and walks back 10 feet from the door where Benny and Paulie is standing. Baby Face Nelson opens up the door, Benny says “Light em up!” there tommy guns emptying bullets into Baby Face Nelson’s body, shredding everything. They emptied there clips, Baby Face Nelson’s body falls back towards the door. Right when he hits the ground you can see him take his last breath. They walk towards his body thinking its Machine Gun Kelly, instead they find out its Baby Face Nelson. They see a car start up in the back and drives off, Benny says “Hurry! Lets get that motha f*cka!”

 

They get into the car and start chasing Machine Gun Kelly in the cold ghost town streets. Donnie and Paulie put down there windows and sticks there Tommy Guns out of the car, they start firing rounds after rounds into MGK’s car. Paulie hit Machine Gun Kelly in the shoulder right before he emptied his clip. Machine Gun Kelly swerved and hit a street lamp. His car flipped and rolled 5 times and ended upside down. Benny stops the car 20 feet away. The cars lights is shining on Machine Gun Kellys face. You can see blood running down his face. They get out of the car and walks towards Machine Gun Kelly. Donnie opens the door and Benny pulls Machine Gun Kelly out of the car. He leans Machine Gun Kelly on the side of the car. “Don’t kill me Benny” says Machine Gun Kelly. “I swear to god i can make it up to you” says Machine Gun Kelly again. Benny looks at Donnie and Paulie and grins. Benny pulls out his M1911 Colt, he points the gun at Machine Gun Kelly. “You’re talkin’ to God, Kelly, so you might as well swear to me.” says Benny and unloads his M1911 Colt into his head. Benny Donnie and Paulie turn around and walks towards the car. While they walk back, they feel relief. They feel untouchable.

The next day they arrived in Chicago. Frankie Calabrese, Bane aka Chapo, LeftyTwoGunz, Ricardo, Johnny Vegas, Joey Cortizi and Tony Montana awaits for there arrival. They pull up at the social club where they all hang out at. They get out of the car and walk towards the door. They open the door and walk in seeing there brothers surprised and happy to see them back. They walk towards the bar and they take a seat. Benny Donnie and Paulie look at a each, “We need a f*cking drink” says Paulie. Johnny Vegas pours them Capt n Coke. “Cheers brothers”” Benny says. “Cheers Benny!” says Donnie and Paulie. Frankie walks up to them, “Goodjob on taking care of the problem.” says Frankie. “No problem Frankie. It was fun” says Benny. Benny picks up his overcoat and tells Donnie and Paulie “I am off to the roads fellas, ill see you when i see you”. So That’s That.

 

Infamous Crime Boss Struck Down

Breaking News: Infamous Crime Boss Struck Down

Breaking news on the streets of the American Mafia! Infamous Gambino Family Boss Royce “The Raven” Gambino was recently found murdered in his hideout in Iowa. Gambino had apparently slipped back into the country after being deported several weeks ago and was attempting to continue the war that abruptly ended with his deportation. Reports vary as to how exactly this happened but we’ve received exclusive information from our insider who gave us a timeline of events.

 

In the early morning of July 29, 2014 it was discovered that Royce-Gambino managed to sneak back into the country on a private unmarked jet. Gambino landed in Oklahoma and immediately sought out rival family bosses Real-Corleone and Angel of Death, who were reportedly in Oklahoma meeting with representatives of the Gallardo Cartel of Mexico discussing the prospects of a major drug trafficking operation. While Really and Angel were talking business with the Cartel inside an abandoned warehouse, they were abruptly interrupted by a hail of gun fire.

 

Both men took cover behind some old steel oil drums as the Gallardo Cartel members fled the scene. Really and Angel both unholstered their side arms in preparation to defend themselves. They were still unsure who it was that was attacking and weren’t even sure if they were the targets. Suddenly they heard a familiar voice yell, “Royce-Gambino is back!” followed by a barrage of gun fire from multiple machine guns. Seemingly out numbered Really and Angel looked at each other and with a quick grin leaned out from behind the oil drums and began to return fire.

 

When they looked around the barrels they noticed Royce-Gambino holding a tommy gun flanked by 20 of his men who were all armed with AK-47s. Really and Angel began firing in the direction of Royce and managed to take out several of Royce’s men. When they leaned back behind the barrels to reload, Angel quickly grabbed his phone and texted LeftyTwoGunz, Kingpin of AM. “Oklahoma, send help,” the message read. Lefty felt his phone vibrate in his pocket and upon reading the message immediately sent a text message to Frankie Calabrese, who happened to be in Oklahoma as well dealing with his own family business, and told him to get to the warehouse ASAP. Lefty also told Frankie that he’d be hopping on a jet as soon as he could to meet them there and provide back up.

 

Meanwhile, back at the warehouse the firefight continued. Another three SUVs carrying more of Royce’s men showed up to replace the ones already killed by Really and Angel. Royce and his men began to slowly make their way into the warehouse, but Really and Angel were able to stand their ground and keep Royce and his men at bay. Royce thought he still had a few more men on the way so he paid no attention to the two SUVs that pulled up behind the ones that arrived earlier, however these SUVs did not contain Royce’s men. Frankie Calabrese and several of his bodyguards, as well as reputed Fratesi Underboss Gunnz, jumped out of the SUVs and started firing at Royce and his men and managed to take out almost all of Royce’s bodyguards. Royce knew he was in trouble. He had Really and Angel firing at him from inside the warehouse and now he had Frankie and Gunnz firing at him outside of the warehouse. Royce was basically stuck in the middle of a kill zone. Noticing his grim chances Royce managed to slip away while telling his remaining men to stay and continue to fight to hold off the four Mob Bosses and their men.

 

Not knowing that Royce had left, Really and Angel were able to kill the rest of the guards that were in the warehouse, while Gunnz, Frankie and his guys took out the rest of the men that were outside. When the firing stopped Frankie yelled out “Really, Angel…you ok?” to which they both responded “Yea, we’re comin’ out” Really and Angel got up from behind the oil barrels and walked out of the warehouse to meet Frankie and Gunnz. They all shook hands and looked around at all the men laying dead on the ground. They quickly realized that Royce was not amongst the dead. “Maron’!” Frankie said in frustration. All four men knew they had to get as far away from the warehouse as they could before any police arrived, so they quickly shook hands and went their separate ways.

 

Frankie headed to the airport, knowing that Royce would not be staying in Oklahoma, when on his way he received a phone call from an anonymous number. Frankie answered his phone and all he heard was “Iowa,” and then the phone call ended. Frankie now knew that Royce had managed to slip out of Oklahoma and make his way to Iowa. As Frankie was boarding his private jet he called LeftyTwoGunz. Aboard Lefty’s jet his phone rang in his private quarters and he saw it was Frankie Calabrese calling. “Hey Frankie I’m en route to Oklahoma right now.” Frankie replied, “Tell the pilot to change course and head to Iowa. I found where Royce is hiding and I could use your help killing him.” Lefty said, “Okay,” then hung up the phone.

 

Both Lefty and Frankie landed in Iowa at the same time. By now, it was very early morning on July 30, 2014. They knew exactly where Royce was shacked up as they had both been to this hideout way back when they still had a working relationship with Royce. They decided they would not bring any back up and they would take care of this on their on. They hopped into a waiting Lincoln Continental and drove over to Royce’s hideout. Frankie parked the car down the street and shut the lights on the car. They both then got out of the car and began to stealthily make their way to the gates of the compound. Lefty told Frankie that he’d head around to the back of the estate and Frankie should make his way in through the front entrance. Once in position, Lefty signaled Frankie with a quick text message and then both men began their assault on the compound.

 

There was approximately 20 men guarding the estate. Lefty lifted his MP7 silenced machine gun and opened fire first, taking out all 8 men that were guarding the back entrance to the estate. Frankie began firing with his Steyr Aug silenced assault rifle and took out the remaining 8 men that were guarding the front entrance. Both Lefty and Frankie made it inside the estate at the same time. They knew that Royce would be upstairs in his Master Suite, and were sure that the remaining bodyguards would be protecting the suite. They quietly made their way up the stairs to the second floor. Once on the second floor they crept down the long corridor that leads to the Master Suite where Royce was hiding. Once they reached the door, Lefty told Frankie, “On the count of 3 I’ll kick open the door. I’ll hit the guards, you take Royce.” Frankie nodded in approval and smiled as he knew he would be the one to kill the infamous Royce-Gambino.

 

Once Lefty counted to three, he kicked the door so hard it nearly came off the hinges. The sound of the door breaking open startled the four bodyguards in the room and gave Lefty enough time to take each one of them out quickly with head shots. Royce, who was visibly shaking in fear, had left his side arm on the desk across the room and was unarmed. With all of his men killed he was now at the mercy of LeftyTwoGunz and Frankie Calabrese. Royce had a puzzled look on his face, almost as if he was trying to figure out how he ended up in this position. After all, he proclaimed himself to be the “most powerful mobster ever.” Now, with Frankie Calabrese pointing his assault rifle directly at Royce’s head, the “powerful mobster” was reduced to fear. Royce finally worked up the courage to say “Just do it alr…” but before he could finish speaking Frankie fired a shot that went directly through the center of Royce’s forehead. Frankie then fired one more shot into Royce’s head and one into the center of his chest. Frankie then looked over at Lefty and quipped, “Just making sure.” Both of the men laughed.

 

Lefty and Frankie now slowly made their way out of the compound and back to their Lincoln. As they were driving back to the airport, Lefty called the other Family Dons to give them the news. When he hung up the phone he lit a cigarette and took a puff. He was looking out of the car window at the passing scenery as the sun began to rise in the distance. Lefty then smirked at the sight of the rising sun and said to Frankie, “With Royce dead, it’s the dawn of a new day and new era,” as he gestured toward the sun, “it’s time to bring the American Mafia back to prominence.” Frankie nodded in agreement. Lefty spent the rest of the ride to the airport in silence pondering his next move and the future of the American Mafia.

 

Death of a has been

With the news of former kingpin Royce Gambino returning, the High Council called a meeting at the newly appointed kingpin, LeftyTwoGunz estate in the New York wilderness. Once the members of the council arrived and were taken to a conference room and awaiting Lefty to see why they were called on such short notice for. “ Well fellas it appears the rumors are true” Lefty exclaims as he enters the room in a sharp silver suit. As he fixes his midnight black tie he announces “ Given the circumstances I’m sure we all know how this could end up if we don’t stop this now, and we all know what needs to be done in order for our problem to disappear.” Discussion circles the room with questions with not how it will be done, but who will do it, any one of the council would do it but Frankie Calabrese stands up, pauses, and says “ I’ll do it” Silence fills the room. “ Well if that is your choice and the rest of the council agrees then he’s all yours” Lefty tells Frankie.


The council agrees and Lefty hands Frankie a sealed envelope. “ Since all of his assets were seized he left one in the name of his mistress, Ms Su. It is in Iowa, the envelope contains the location, but I don’t want you doing this alone so I’m sending Gunnz to give you any back up, should you need it. Are there any questions?” Lefty asks. “No there isn’t but I will promise you I will rid us of this rat filth” Frankie scowls as he walks out of the room.


As Gunnz and Frankie are driving the Iowa highway, they pull off onto an off ramp and are looking for the address until they stop at an intersection. “ No way” Gunnz remarks as they spot the building. They both bust into laughter as they drive into the parking lot of a motel. “ A fitting place for this rat to die good luck I’ll keep the car on and waiting for you to come out” Gunnz tells Frankie. As Frankie is walking up some stairs, equipping the suppressor to his 9mm pistol, it starts to rain setting up the perfect stormy night. He finds the room and picks the lock, entering the room swiftly and silently. Upon entering he looks at the room and strangely feeling pity and remarking in his head such a fall from grace. Besides the stained carpets and empty snack bags scattered around the room he looks at the horrible paint on the walls with posters of F22 Raptors and mansions in the hills. He searches for his target and notices the bathroom door closed with the lights on. There are magazines on the bed and the television on with the latest episode of The Young and the Restless. So Frankie props up on the chair and waits for his prey to get off the toilet. When Royce walks out he is astonished to see Frankie and catches a bullet in the knee before he can utter a word. Frankie turns up the tv to stops the sobs from being heard he walks over to Royce kneels down, fires off another shot into the other knee and turn the barrel to the temple of Royce. “ Any last words before I send you to hell” Frankie asks the defeated Gambino. Trying to beg for his life but can’t complete a sentence because he is crying so much Royce just sits lays there and weeps. Frankie, who was getting annoyed finally pulls the trigger and ends a long overdue life. He exits the motel room and gets in the car with Gunnz in silence listening to the rain until Gunnz asks


“ How did it go”. Frankie turns to him, grins and says


“ Bro you should of seen him haha.”


Submitted by MGK


Another day in paradise

Hawaii. Just like Alaska, it remains isolated from the rest of the states. It is practically in Australasia, like Alaska is practically Canadarussia.

 

Despite it’s distance, the “things going wrong and resulting in lots of death” trait that several other states have, has been passed overseas to Hawaii.

 

Hello, I’m Joeseppe Kingston again with more news of death.

Yesterday, a day at the beaches of Hawaii was ruined by gunfights in the streets, forcing locals to abandon their needles and run for cover. Many of the departed have been identified as members of the Corleone, Outfit, Tattaglia and Gold Rising crime families, courtesy of some wiseguy named Joey Merlino. Merlino was involved in a serious gunfight with GR boss Joe King shortly after. The gunfight lasted and extended period until Merlino was shot to death in the face. The lone gunman was seen fleeing the scene and boarded a plane heading for Kentucky.

 

Bodies found: littlecent3, SamTheButcher, AndrewRUSSO, noone, Joey_Merlino_ and several bodyguards.

 

Written, edited and produced by Joeseppe Kingston

Stuck in the middle with you

Death in the air of Tennessee.

 

Hello, I’m Joeseppe Kingston – now that’s a proper sounding news-name!

 

Four days ago, Sonny Black of Gold Rising killed Ace Rothstein of the Underworld empire. However yesterday, Sonny was killed in a supposedly unrelated incident. Taking credit for this kill is Ruthless of the Corleones, after a dispute at the latest AMFU meeting.

 

When asked why he did what he did, Ruthless had this to say: “Really only two reasons. First, I had many people wanting to shoot him; most for just the way he talks and I did not want a repeat of you and Marko. Second, he was a terrible leader and had no idea how to talk to anyone, plus he would do random s*** over and over that pisses people off and if it had been anyone else they would have died a long long time ago. Now there wont be anymore drama and everyone that’s alive knows how everything runs, so no more drama.”


Of course we would like to get a statement from the departed, but like some say: talking to Sonny is like talking to a corpse!

 

In other news: federal jails remain empty! Inactive citizens are still at large! Because of this, American Mafia have experienced rapings and cannibalism. Dark times.

 

Written, edited, produced, reported, choreographed.. etc by Joeseppe Kingston (Joe King) – loved by some, hated by many but those guys can go to hell.

 

P.S. Remember, anyone that has anything on their minds they want to say to the public, send it in to get your voice heard! Or even if you have a funny story to share or jokes, whatever. I will try to fit a “shout-out” section at each article.

 

Underworld empire gets sent to the underworld

The boss of a small time group known as the Underworld empire, Ace Rothstein was killed earlier today. Ace was in a sit-down with Gold Rising empire co-boss Sonny Black, when things went bit crazy resulting in the death of Ace.

Weeks beforehand, Ace had taken large risk of making an independent family, which he expanded into a small empire. Unfortunately, without the ability to defend himself against most other bosses and without the protection from someone that can, Ace remained vulnerable.

More on this story later…