A new era has begun on American Mafia. This week we saw the biggest and most numerous changes, most notably the retirement of long time ruler and founder on the Corleone crime family – which evolved into the Corleone empire, Michael Corleone. This news shocked most resident as the strongest resident in the history of American Mafia hands all his power to long time best friend, Ruthless.
This retirement was announced shortly after the death of loyal Consigliere Joe D Foster, who had disagreements with the capo di tutti capi and fought to the death. This battle shocked residents as bullets and explosions shook the state of Nevada, while resident ran for cover. Taking his place as ruler of Badfellas di Corleone is Foster’s former right hand man – Frank Pentangeli, and as for his place as Consigliere, shockingly Goodfellas steps down as capo di tutti capi of the Outfit empire – handing all his power down to Beck, to take Foster’s place on the Corleone tree.
Another twist in the Corleone structure is the dismissal of enforcer Sonny Black, who was discharged from the Corleone empire on request and it seems to be granted with no grudges held. Bocephes – a loyal capo, has been promoted to enforcer in Black’s place.
To get an inside opinion, we arranged an interview with _Tolly_, the new underboss of the Corleone empire:
Editor: Ok, it seems Tolly is late for his interview, so I’m gonna go ahead and start without him. I have a Tolly impersonator to give his answers. Tolly, what do you think of the AM Times?
Tolly’s Impersonator: Yeah, it’s sweet. You are so awesome and cool. You kick ass, Joe FuckNuts.
Editor: Why thank you very much, I know I’m awesome. Oh wait, the real Tolly is here now. We can begin for real.
Editor: Tolly, how surprised were you about Michael’s retirement?
Tolly: Not very. He had thought about it for a while. He was always too busy on here. I think he got fed up of bossing everyone around too.
Editor: Do you think making Ruthless in charge of the empire was the best decision?
Tolly: Yes, by far. Ruthless is a good leader and he knows his way around the game better than anyone else.
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Editor: Fuck off Adbot. A great leader certainly, but do you think he may lack the strength?
Tolly: Maybe, but this is why we have a structure in Corleone. We have many people who are willing to sacrifice their lives in order for us to stay powerful.
Editor: New capo di tutti capi, you became the new underboss, Sonny left, Goodfellas joined, Joe died. How do you think these changes will effect the way Corleones run things?
Tolly: Well, Ruthless is known for his great shooting skills, but we also have many brains behind us. Michael Corleone is Ruthless’s advisor for the time being, and I have had many wars in the past. Then we have Goodfellas as the new consigliere. It will all depend on who crosses us. We may just kill them off, or we may come to a peaceful solution. Our new system will be worked out soon. We have only just made changes to the ranks. Sonny was a great corleone, but if someone wishes to leave us, then so be it, as long as they had a good enough reason. The Corleones will continue to become bigger and bigger, our enemies cannot hide from us. But we are reasonable enough to work out a peaceful solution in every situation.
Editor: Finally, is there anything you would like to shout out to the readers?
Tolly: There is actually. I am recruiting for my family now as I am active again, and I am accepting any loyal mafiosos. Message me for an invite.
Editor: Hey, you aren’t a paying sponsor for the AM Times. Advertise somewhere else.
In other news, will there ever be another president of American Mafia? Joe FuckNuts had launched a campaign to get hold of this position and has gathered many supporters. And what happened to the former president, Igor the Beast? The future in politics of American Mafia depends on getting active willing members into the office positions.