Welcome to another edition of the AM Times. This week we have got for you war, rising families, death as always and an interview with the new President of the United States.
Bullets, victims and blood on our streets…
On the 05-01-2010 at 11:21AM a legend was killed. A Godfather named Constantine, former leader of The Barzini Crime Family was at war with Benny__Noodles and The Gambino Crime Family, see previous article, when he was brutally murdered by medium_girl. Constantine was in heavy battle with Noodles when the Godmother snuck up on Constantine and shot him point blank in the head, she then threatened Benny which lead him to gun her down. When talking to Mr-Xela I asked if he had anything to say concerning the death and he said, Constantine was great friend of mine and he was a great don to his family, I tried to bring peace between them, but as you see I was unsuccessful. Constantine’s former wife died of a drug overdose leaving him with no heir to live on his legend. With or without an heir his name will live on. When ask to give a statement about Constantine’s death all Benny__Noodles had to say was, R.I.P, alls fair in love and war.
Family On The Rise
There is a new family on the scene of lately and they are known as The Monster Alliance. Run by kross_, passed down to him when KODY was killed. Their member count bombed from 5 to 27 in a short period of time. When at a lunch with kross_ I asked him what his secret was to getting these members in the time that he did and he told me, Giving them a Boss they feel they can trust, is willing to lay down his life to protect his family, being organized and also giving incentive for joining the family. If you want to join The Monster Alliance contact any member and they will get back to you ASAP.
Cemetary Update
The cemetary is full of family members this week due to the war. The paper is to full to explain how, why and who killed them so I will just put their name and rank.
A Goomba, sophbitesmore.
4 Earners, Conroe, Gino_Rizzo, deadmans and Gitto
2 Wiseguys, a family leader, Mr-Deluca and -KC-
A Consigliere, Monster-INC
A Don, Don__Barzzini
And a Godmother, medium-girl
Interview With The President
Thanks for taking the time for an interview Mr President. How does it feel to be elected the President of the United States?
Hi,
It feels like I rule the whole world. My office has new powers too. Its very cool to know that you are the highest power in the community.
And will you do anything to change the current state America is in? For example the killings.
Me, as the President of the United States am not associated in any ways with any illegal activities. I am a man of honour and will do everything to protect the citizens of our country, the killings must stop. Soon we will run out of taxpayers.
And how do you feel about the recent war between The Barzini Crime Family and The Gambino Crime Family?
Wars are unnecessary most of the time, however in their underground world they might have unwritten rules that were broken. I, as the President of the United States, do not associate with their criminal activities and I really cannot provide more information. I will instruct our Governors to take actions in their own state to prevent murders. As the President I will only enforce the security and safety of our citizens.
What do you say to master, once a trusted cardinal, rigging the presidential elections?
I am happy Master got caught by the authorities. Imagine if he actually pulled it off and he would win the elections? It would be Mayhem.
If you are to lose the next elections will you go to crime like former president Monster-INC?
I would not go to a life of crime. You can always server your country as a Cardinal, Governor, or who knows maybe I will get re-elected.
Thank you for the interview again Mr. President, I wish you success in the white house and hope you do great things.
Thank you Lexi.
Always a pleasure.
Regards,
The President
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Starting next week there will be a new joke of the week section, if you have a joke send it in and the funniest will be in the AM Times. Also there will be advertisement, if you have anything to advertise send it to me. All advertisement will make it in. Don’t miss me to much, till next time America.