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Gold Rising’s War

April 30, 2012 by Reporter in Newspaper Articles

It was a damp April morning, every Mafioso was asleep. But there was one who had a nasty plain for that early morning, Joe__King of Gold Rising started to drive from state to state walking into Mafioso’s houses and killing Family leaders while they sleep. Nobody was aware of what was happening. When ironically Michael__Corleone awakened. He noticed what was happening and reacted quickly, finding Joe and after a long and hard fight, Joe__King took a bullet to the head which instantly killed him. The War was over, Both sides lost many men. A total Family Leader Body Count of 18 on the Corleone side. Including the body of Ruthless, Raymond. Both members of Bad Company. But this didn’t go unpunished. Michael__Corleone ordered the Death of all Gold Rising Members. With hours, the streets were stained with the blood of Gold Rising as everybody was being killed off.

No doubt this will go down into American Mafia History.

I recently asked Michael__Corleone for a inter, with all warm smiles, he accepted.

Nicky: Hello Michael, it is a great Pleasure to have you here.

Michael: Well thank you.

Nicky: So How long did it take you to noticed what Joe was doing?

Michael: I was in my palace when I heard phone ringing , I waked up and answered the phone , it was call from friend of mine, he said there is a war and that Raymond and Goodfellas were just killed so thats when I found out after fellas death.

Nicky: What was your reaction that he was attacking your Family?

Michael: What reaction man could expect, I was upset and sad to see my brothers in cemetery, it made me very angry, but as you all know me I try to think with my head cold always, so I calmed down thinked about situation and decided what to do.

Nicky: Did you feel betrayed that your former brother would do this to you?

Michael: Yes I felt betrayal and it is not first time I have that feeling, I was upset to see Joe decided to do that and to go on people which were close to me, so at that moment I decided to take out everyone in his empire down.

Nicky: How long did it take you to kill Joe?

Michael: Well Joe Shot someone in NY someone let me know Joe started killing in NY, so i took private flight and gone to New York, my bodyguards and I started looking for Joe in NY, Joe knew he stand no chances so he started running to airport wishing to leave NY and take some more targets out as he had targeted many, I started following him to airport and on each corner there were 7 bodyguards he hired to cover his way, I killed them all but once I got to airport Joe already was on the plane, he succeeded to leave NY, then I arranged my friends I have in politic and everywhere to cut of his money incomes and to find his location, after some time, I found him in Oklahoma, he gone to place where none think he would which I see as smart move, he was in my state, in state of Oklahoma I gone there myself, started shooting at his bodyguards there were many of them, I killed them all and finally when I got to Joe, he said to me that he did what he wanted amazing, then he tried to reach his gun and I gunned him down.

Nicky: Well that concludes our interview! Thank you for your time!

Michael: No problem, is was my pleasure.

How the Corleone’s Right Hand Came to Be

February 23, 2012 by Reporter in Newspaper Articles

How the Corleone’s Right Hand Came to Be

I remember the day I first arrived here in AM, things were calm and I was still finding my way around. I started talking to a Capo named Joe_King in Raymond’s family, a branch of the Corleones. He ended up taking me in and I worked for them for quite a while. You see, it was always a dream of mine to become like Michael_Corleone, Benny Noodles, or some of the other higher ups like Tolly or Ray. To run a family, be a part, nevermind a high counciller, of AMFU, and to run my own state. In fact there was a time back in the day that I stupidly left Ray’s family, and made one of my own with a few friends. We didn’t last a day before I found out about the fines and rank requirements. Of course learning that I took the family down quickly and rejoined the Corleone’s. Around the time I became a Capo my good friend Joe was sent off to start a family of his own. I’ll never forget the excitement in his messages or the happiness I had for my good friend. It was only a few days later that I reached the rank of Boss and was contacted by Michael Corleone asking if I thought I was ready to start my own family. After some communication back and forth it was decided I would create the next extension to the Corleones: i’Fratelli Corleones or “The Brothers Corleones”. I was invited into Michael’s family to make an oath to the corleones and the next day I was sent out on my own.

My family grew fast, with the help of my younger brother Famishing, I recruited quickly and hit 30 or so members in no time. For a while we were quite a thriving family, active members ranking up fast and doing good work.

It wasn’t long till I saw myself slowly rise in the Corleone structure. It was great, sitting back, taking it easy with friends and watching them become family leaders alongside me. We grew more and more, when I first arrived the Corleones only had maybe 4 or 5 extensions, it was nothing like it is today. Soon I had reached the rank of Capo di tutti Capi, it was a very happy day for me. It was around that time that my old friend Joe was trying his hardest to reach the elusive “Wise Old Man” rank that only a small few had. The two of us were around CONSTANTLY, killing and doing jail busts together praying that one of us would get the rank. Shortly after, Benny joined us in the race for WOM and the 3 of us couldn’t be trying harder.

Finally Joe got it, celebrations were in order and we all congratulated him on the forums. Benny and I, growing ever anxious for the rank, started donating money to the church and even praying for the rank. It was only a couple nights after Joe had gotten it that I was busting my good friend out of jail, I was on maybe my 10th attempt and it was taking forever to get him out. Finally, after 30 or so tries I turned to my brother and said “Next attempt I’ll get it, I’ll get WIse Old Man”. He laughed at me and I clicked again, the page slowly refreshed and there it was. There were few times I had been happier in my carree. We all celebrated again and things were great.

It was only shortly after that I was given the title of Left Hand Man for the Corleones as well as brought into the AMFU as a high councillor. And only a while after that till I was given the permission to claim Michigan as my own. At this point I was fighting alongside my brothers on a regular basis and we were getting to know each other better and growing stronger and stronger every day. Benny and I started the Secret Service to protect the president at the time and recruited a couple people to work for the cause. After the president himself stepped down and joined the Corleones the secret service died down with him.

A little while later my younger brother was given permission to start a new family, I was so happy to see him follow in my path. I passed i Fratelli Corleone to him and started L’Elite Corleone, a family meant simply to train future Corleone bosses.

And recently Michael Corleone, our leader for so long and my friend for just as long, stepped down. He passed the family to Ruthless, another great friend of mine, and became an advisor to the Corleones. I was promoted to the Right Hand of the Corleones and that is where I am today.

As far as the future goes, I can only see myself continuing to work for this great family alongside so many great friends that I have made. I hope to eventually catch up to my good friend Michael in the ranks and to help my family become even stronger in doing so.

This is how I have lived my life, it’s all I know and all I care to know.

Written by Scarface9407

The Dream of The Young!

February 5, 2012 by Reporter in Newspaper Articles

Who am I?

I am Nicdemo_Scarfo, born in Philly. I watched gangsters when I was young, beat up local shop owners and extort them and when they didn’t pay, they were murdered. I always like how much respect the got and though , “I wanna be just like them whenever i grow up”.

Then i met Scarface9407. He took me under his wing like his own son and tought me the ways. He soon had me running hits for him and picking up his collection money. Now I am a fully fledged member of his family.

My plans for the future is to make a family, to take people under my wing and teach them what Scarface taught me. To be a Model to younger Gangsters, ones who they look up to . I also would like to run my own family and become the Godfather of Pennsylvania. Serving AMFU and there great leaders . Becoming a trusted associate of the Corleone Family but still running my own separate family .

Proud member of the American Mafia, Nicdemo_Scarfo

THE WINDS OF CHANGE ARE BLOWING

January 29, 2012 by Reporter in Newspaper Articles

A new era has begun on American Mafia. This week we saw the biggest and most numerous changes, most notably the retirement of long time ruler and founder on the Corleone crime family – which evolved into the Corleone empire, Michael Corleone. This news shocked most resident as the strongest resident in the history of American Mafia hands all his power to long time best friend, Ruthless.

This retirement was announced shortly after the death of loyal Consigliere Joe D Foster, who had disagreements with the capo di tutti capi and fought to the death. This battle shocked residents as bullets and explosions shook the state of Nevada, while resident ran for cover. Taking his place as ruler of Badfellas di Corleone is Foster’s former right hand man – Frank Pentangeli, and as for his place as Consigliere, shockingly Goodfellas steps down as capo di tutti capi of the Outfit empire – handing all his power down to Beck, to take Foster’s place on the Corleone tree.

Another twist in the Corleone structure is the dismissal of enforcer Sonny Black, who was discharged from the Corleone empire on request and it seems to be granted with no grudges held. Bocephes – a loyal capo, has been promoted to enforcer in Black’s place.

To get an inside opinion, we arranged an interview with _Tolly_, the new underboss of the Corleone empire:

Editor: Ok, it seems Tolly is late for his interview, so I’m gonna go ahead and start without him. I have a Tolly impersonator to give his answers. Tolly, what do you think of the AM Times?
Tolly’s Impersonator: Yeah, it’s sweet. You are so awesome and cool. You kick ass, Joe FuckNuts.
Editor: Why thank you very much, I know I’m awesome. Oh wait, the real Tolly is here now. We can begin for real.

Editor: Tolly, how surprised were you about Michael’s retirement?
Tolly: Not very. He had thought about it for a while. He was always too busy on here. I think he got fed up of bossing everyone around too.
Editor: Do you think making Ruthless in charge of the empire was the best decision?
Tolly: Yes, by far. Ruthless is a good leader and he knows his way around the game better than anyone else.
AdBot: Read the Newspaper http://www.americanmafia.org/blog/newspaper/
Editor: Fuck off Adbot. A great leader certainly, but do you think he may lack the strength?
Tolly: Maybe, but this is why we have a structure in Corleone. We have many people who are willing to sacrifice their lives in order for us to stay powerful.
Editor: New capo di tutti capi, you became the new underboss, Sonny left, Goodfellas joined, Joe died. How do you think these changes will effect the way Corleones run things?
Tolly: Well, Ruthless is known for his great shooting skills, but we also have many brains behind us. Michael Corleone is Ruthless’s advisor for the time being, and I have had many wars in the past. Then we have Goodfellas as the new consigliere. It will all depend on who crosses us. We may just kill them off, or we may come to a peaceful solution. Our new system will be worked out soon. We have only just made changes to the ranks. Sonny was a great corleone, but if someone wishes to leave us, then so be it, as long as they had a good enough reason. The Corleones will continue to become bigger and bigger, our enemies cannot hide from us. But we are reasonable enough to work out a peaceful solution in every situation.
Editor: Finally, is there anything you would like to shout out to the readers?
Tolly: There is actually. I am recruiting for my family now as I am active again, and I am accepting any loyal mafiosos. Message me for an invite.
Editor: Hey, you aren’t a paying sponsor for the AM Times. Advertise somewhere else.

In other news, will there ever be another president of American Mafia? Joe FuckNuts had launched a campaign to get hold of this position and has gathered many supporters. And what happened to the former president, Igor the Beast? The future in politics of American Mafia depends on getting active willing members into the office positions.

Edited and written by Joe FNuts

Double Crossing a Mafia boss

January 17, 2012 by Reporter in Newspaper Articles

An inspiration for the ruthless gangland boss in the American Mafia world, Joe_D_Foster was wanted for hundreds of murders. One victim was shot between the eyes in a parking lot at his country club in Nevada. Another was gunned down in broad daylight on a New York street to prevent him from talking about the killing in Oklahoma. Others were taken out for running afoul of Joe’s gambling enterprises.

“He left a trail of bodies,” said Dellingkeepsdying, a caporegime of his family. “You did not double-cross him. If you did, you were dead.”

At the same time he was boss of Nevada’s murderous Badfellas Di Corleone family, Foster was a Consigliere to the Corleone empire. But he fled in November 2011 when an agent tipped him off that he was about to be indicted.

Prosecutors said Foster went on the run after being warned by an FBI agent John Connolly. Connolly was convicted of racketeering in December 2011 for protecting Foster and his cohort, Stephen “The Rifleman” Flemmi, also an FBI informant. A congressional committee, in a draft report issued in 2012, blasted the FBI for its use of DARIUS, former Badfellas Di Corleone’s Caporegime, as an informant, calling it “one of the greatest failures in the history of federal law enforcement.” As the saying of Dellingkeepsdying goes, on January 13^th, Darius who double-crossed Foster, was found dead in Illinoise with two gunshot wounds in the back of his head.

Written by Dellingkeepsdying

The killing spree, oh the deamons we

January 13, 2012 by Reporter in Newspaper Articles

The killing spree, oh the deamons we

This new year there was certainly alot of gunpowder. Only a week into 2012 and we have already had serial killers striking random victims, betrayal among siblings, disloyal capos taught respect, ghost sightings, and of course; the predictable failure of a revolution.

*Joe King’s ghost sighted!*
In the Badfellas di Corleone back alley there appears to be a post by the families former boss, a month and a half after he died. Ghosts of other former member were also sighted, as present family members found this very amusing. We would call Ghost Hunters if that show wasn’t so terrible.

On a more serious note, the serial killer known as The_Killer__ went on a killing spree taking out Corleone associates _Ryder_ and Anthony_V_Corleone, before a Corleone boss witnessed the killing and killed The Killer. In a somewhat related story, Badfellas di Corleone has once again risen to become the biggest family topping over thirty members, despite the recent death of capo -_-ToNy-_- who had pissed off a lot of people in the past and present.

*CORLEONE REACHES TWO YEARS*
The Corleone Crime Family, the oldest and biggest family is now two years old. Starting off as one, it is now 22 families in size.

Finally in an unimportant note, the revolutionary group and WWF impersonators known as New World Order have failed at an attempt to take over American Mafia. Their revolutionary activities included: killing random thugs, holding inactives ransom, pissing people off, and of course; trash talking! They were all wiped out and there was much rejoicing.

Edited and written by Joe D Foster

Sonny Black

January 5, 2012 by Reporter in Newspaper Articles

Diaz & some other guys.

Diaz walks into his apartment and sees his room mate, Rocco on the computer then Diaz walks to him and says ”What are you doing?”
”I’m making a facebook account” Says Rocco as he is looking on other peoples profiles and then goes on to the profile of Mickey and in the description it has: I like cauliflour, ****ing windows, picking my nose and wiping my finger under the chair, and as you can see by my profile piscture my nob is five foot six. ”I didnt know that about Mickey” Says Diaz. ”Anyway, are you ready?”
”What for?”
”We are going out with Mickey”
”Oh yeah I forgot”
”You wanker, get ready and lets go”

* * *

Micky, Diaz & Rocco are on the subway train at night and there is no one in the carriage except them. ”Micky, why have you got a picture of your **** on your facebook page?” Says Diaz
”For the girls hahahahaha” Says Micky
”Why dont you put your face aswell?”
”ID theft, you got to be carefull these days”
Micky, Diaz & Rocco get off the train and they are walking up the stairs and there is a woman walking down the stairs and then when she sees them she turns around and walks the other way then Micky, Diaz & Rocco run after her shouting ”WHERE NOT ATTACKERS, WE ARENT GONNA HURT YOU!”
Then the woman starts running away from them as she gets her phone out and calls the police.

* * *

Micky, Diaz & Rocco are in the police station sat on a bench wearing handcuffs then Diaz says ”Well this ****s!”

Created and written by Sonny Black

BABAM goes BAM!

January 5, 2012 by Reporter in Newspaper Articles

BABAM goes BAM!

California knows how to party, which is where BABAM headed to after leaving the Corleone House Painters and his old boss behind. BABAM22 – former right hand man to Sonny-Black, had finished off a random killing spree and after days laying low, he came forward and confessed to the murder of both some_hobo – associated with Joe D Foster’s crew, and Veritas – one of the only remaining members of the Bloodline empire. After making peace with Joe D, he agreed to begin working for him. Unfortunatly BABAM was found dead in California, compliments of Mr. Black. The walls were certainly red.

Apart from the awesome title, this story isn’t really worth an entire article. So, instead we bring you some exclusive Paulie-Gulteari sightings!

Sonny-Black: Yes, I even made contact. I said he was a guinea prick and then he called me a faggot. So, he tried to attack me, but i threw a can of coke at his head, then he ran of into a cave, probably where he is hiding.
-_-ToNy-_-: Yup, I have busted him out of federal jail too. I even messaged with him.
Sonny__Corleone: Yeah, I think he was in New York.
_Ryder_: Yeah, yesterday.
Anthony_V_Corleone: Yeah, I have 3 times.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012!
Edited and written by Joe D Foster

Mafia Mini News

January 5, 2012 by Reporter in Newspaper Articles

BREAKING NEWS! AM Times has absolutly nothing to report on! So instead we bring you news-minis, because it’s been awhile since my lasy story and I need to fill a page. Enjoy:

*AM Wars – Episode VI: Return of the Joe D
Joe D Foster – son of Joe King, has risen to take his father’s place as Capo di Tutti Capi of Nevada and his chair in the AMFU council. The Corleone branch, Badfellas – formally run by Joe sr and now by Joe jr, is also rising member by member in an attempt to expand bigger than ever before.

*THE OLD ONE HAS AWAKEN!
In the past few days there have been multiple Paulie-Gulteari sightings reported. Many believe this creature to be a myth, but following the footage provided by an anonymous camper who aparently spotted the Paulie-Gulteari in the woods, zoologists across the country have started a full scale investigation. Bigfoot, Mothman, the Chupacabra and now the Paulie-Gulteari.

*Cult of Personality
We have all heard of Sonny-Black’s reputation for being an angry bastard. His insults and threats make him the guy for the job as enforcer for the Corleones. However, recently rumours have spread about Sonny’s plan to kill everyone. A guy called Fat_Sal, who wishes to remain anonymous, made up these intentions and told them to active mafiosos. Why is this mentally disturbed man/woman/thing spreading rumours that any sane person would ignore? Why is he trying to build up Sonny’s reputation for him?

Thanks for reading and don’t kill yourself. The next article will be better than this. I swear it!
Edited and written by Joe D Foster.

Our previous President of the USA

December 30, 2011 by Reporter in Newspaper Articles

Hello people of America, this is story of one of greatest people of America, the story of the previous President, Igor the beast.

Igor was born in poor neighborhood, in the city of Oklahoma where he spent his early years. As a young boy he had a bad temperament and easy to get mad, so he fought often. One day he got into fight with black guy from his hood, when Igor got that mad and he beaten him up almost to death, that’s when he got his nickname “the beast”.

Igor was punished and sent to a home for juvenile delinquents where he spent two years, when he got out of there he was like a new man, not to easy to provoke any longer. After he was released back into society, he decided to make something out of himself and while his friends have been selling dope, Igor decided that his life will go different way, so when he was 18, he left for Europe to study, but he always wanted to come back to Oklahoma as somebody.

He spent a few years in Rome, Italy, where he studied and then he came back to Oklahoma and succeeded to win the state elections to become the State Cardinal, but he never even dreamed how far he will go. As the Cardinal of Oklahoma, some shady characters approached him to ask for favors, which he used in his advantage thinking that will help him to run in the elections for the President of USA, with support of “Big guys” from the Corleone Crime Family and their alliances, Igor become President.

People started to love Igor, he won three consecutive Presidency mandates and he is already for long time president of America, there were some rumors that Igor is connected to mafia but that was never proven , so in our eyes our president, Igor is clean as he stated. As the President he helped develop and enhance the American economy and improved life in America for all the citizens and the residents of our country.

Will Igor win the fourth presidential mandate as well? Lets see if he’s powerful enough to be the President of the United States of America. for the fifth time.

The Secretary of State announced the elections will take place soon as the Election Office is gathering all the information about the candidates. Some inside voice think to believe the Elections will start within the next two months, or as fast as within a month.

American Mafia Wars

December 29, 2011 by Reporter in Newspaper Articles

Bite-size articles

BREAKING NEWS! AM Times has absolutely nothing to report on! So instead we bring you news-minis, because it’s been awhile since my last story and I need to fill a page. Enjoy:

*Cult of Personality
We have all heard of Sonny-Black’s reputation for being an angry bastard. His insults and threats make him the guy for the job as enforcer for the Corleones. However, recently rumours have spread about Sonny’s plan to kill everyone. A guy called Fat_Sal, who wishes to remain anonymous, made up these intentions and told them to active Mafiosos. Why is this mentally disturbed man/woman/thing spreading rumours that any sane person would ignore? Why is he trying to build up Sonny’s reputation for him?

Thanks for reading and don’t kill yourself. The next article will be better than this. I swear it!
Edited and written by Joe D Foster.

Murder spree is anyone safe?

December 23, 2011 by Reporter in Newspaper Articles

Murder spree is anyone safe?

With the recent mafioso’s turned cowboys and rats, one can only wonder: is anyone safe? Over the past few days there has been murders, attempted murders, lies and deceit in this thing of ours and it comes with who can you trust can you even see your own underboss, or is he gonna whack you out to get his shot at glory?

With this all happening, all the high ranking mafioso hired additional bodyguards and improving their defenses by going to the local Marketplace. Everybody wants to keep safe and not have a new pair of cement shoes for the holiday. When will this settle down? Who knows, but until then, I will stay on high alert for these rats and cowboys.

Thoughts from GoodFellas_.

Author: Reporter