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The Cake Shop Bombing!!!

 

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It was November 18th, 2019. It was late in the evening around 5:30pm, and it was one cold, rainy, and dreary day. The Cake Shop ran by Cakepop was very dead on this day. They had a total of 3 customers since 8:00am. This was just a sign of things to come. With her eyes starting to close as she sat at her sales counter. Cakepop fell asleep sitting at her desk/counter. inCollage_20191123_202034198

We spoke to an eye witness who was in the shop eating his milk and cookies. Mr. Antonio “Scarface” Camonte, a man who frequents the shop was willing to talk with reporters telling us that he was just finishing his milk and cookies when all of a sudden the big bay window of the shop shattered with an all black GMC van smashing through it. He quickly jumped out of his seat, onto the floor, covering his head he took cover.

Scarface honestly thought it was somebody coming for him. As his life flashed before his eyes, he reached into his coat pocket and pulled his revolver out. He jumped up and took cover behind a table that had been tilted sideways and made a great barricade. With his gun tightly squeezed in his hands he took a quick look at the situation.

6 individuals in all black, with black ski masks jumped out of the van and the quickly grabbed Cakepop and the cash register. 3 of them took off to the back of the building, while the other 3 put Cakepop in the back of the van, bound and gagged. One of the three masked men putting Cakepop in the van looked over and seen Scar taking cover behind the table. The man froze just staring at Scar. Scar just stared at the man, and before anything could happen the 3 masked individuals who took off to the back of the building made there way back out to the lobby.

“Its ready to blow” one of the individuals said, as they handled a black duffel bag off to one of the other. The one watching scar just stood still. As they all got back into the van, the one man watching Scar winked at him and was the last one to jump Into the passenger side of the van just before making their escape. Scar ran out of the building chasing after the Van. When he reached the street he stopped knowing it was pointless. At that very moment, like it was planned or on Q the building had erupted into a huge explosion. It launched Scarface several feet away from the building where he landed on a parked care smashing out all of its windows. He was unconscious until police and medics arrived on the scene.

The Federal Bureau Of Investigation has been called in to investigate the insane movie like robbery/kidnapping/arson.
Based on the clues and evidence gathered at the scene the bureau isn’t exactly sure who it truly was behind this atrocity. All they can really do is speculate and assume that it was non other then the notorious League Of Shadows behind the atrocity. The FBI received a tip that told them it was Brookie behind the atrocity. Our source tells us that she is truly the one who ordered and organized everything. This is of course here say and hasn’t been proven.

It was only the next day that the body of Cakepop was found bound and gagged. She was found at the New Mexican/Nevada border, out in the middle of the desert. The vultures had been circling the body for hours and feasting on its flesh. With almost all the flesh eaten there was only small chunks still stuck to its bones. This was non other than a horrific act of terror.

The FBI have released a structure picture of the infamous “League Of Shadows” They would like the public to please contact them if they see any of these individuals, as they are wanted for questioning.

Thank you AM, stay strong, stay safe.

 

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AML Gunned Down!

Greetings American Mafia. We are reporting some recent events that have happened lately. Mr Benny Noodles one of the infamous contract killers and leaders of the league of shadows has murdered an American Mafia Legend in cold blood!

Gunnz_Lucchese was gunned down early one morning on January 10th, 2016. It was about 2:00am as Gunnz was exiting a strip club in Brooklyn, New York. The legend made his way to his bulletproof limousine, staggering as he tried to shake off the alcohol.

He entered his limousine and motioned the driver to take him home. As the alcohol kicked in Gunnz began to fade away in a deep sleep.

The limousine made its way down a dark ally and slowly came to a stop.

The driver locked the doors. Gunnz who was startled when the doors locked quickly opened his eyes. He seen Mr Benny sitting across from him in the limousine.

Benny had his 45 pointed at Gunnz before he had awoke. As Gunnz opened his eyes Benny fired three shots hitting his target in the chest, neck and head. Benny had the limousine loaded up into a tractor trailer and Gunnz was never seen again.

The Kingpin of The Lucchese Crime Empire was pronounced dead after an extensive search for his body was conducted and came up with no leads. Mr. B also killed a few low ranked Lucchese members basically wiping them out completely.

Afterwards Benny had taken his wife Tatiana Noodles on a vacation to the Virgin Islands. The two spent 30 days in paradise watching the ocean.

 

Show Down In American Samoa 

 

The National Crime Syndicate Boss StephenT who was thought to have been dead made his return to the scene on January 14th, 2016. Benny had set it up so that the Kingpin/Supervisor of The Yakuza could take a little trip to pay YungLean a visit in American Samoa.

The American Mafia Chairmen sat next to a pool at a hotel. He was sunbathing his pale white butt cheeks before the sun went down. StephenT made his way from the airport to the hotel. He walked right up to the chairmen. The two had agreed to a duel.

YungLean was surprised to see the man he was just talking over the phone with was right in front of him. Starring his target down StephenT quickly pulled his weapon and fired several bullets into his target, leaving him facedown and motionless.

StephenT not wanting YungLeans buns to burn kicked him into the pool, cooling them butt cheeks. It was between 7:30pm and 8:00pm when YungLean was murdered. StephenT denied him his last meal as he killed him just before he could have dinner.

StephenT made a phone call to Mr Benny and The Joker letting them both know the job had been successful. Not wanting to waste his trip StephenT made the most of it as he went surfing and went sight seeing around American Samoa.

 

The League Strikes Again!

 

The League strikes again as FadeFrenzy a National Crime Syndicate Boss attacks The Barzini Crime Empire. FadeFrenzy arranged a meeting with Mr. Benny. He was ordered to visit the states to kill some low ranked members of the Barzini. The main target was Barzini’s Federal Boss Xylophone-Barzini.

After the meeting Fade left Benny’s compound in a good mood. He got the authorization he needed. Fade found out that Xylophone-Barzini was in Maine. He quickly paid Xylo a visit and after gunning his target down he drove off on his Kawasaki motorcycle laughing. Fade drove all over the United States killing about ten low ranked mobsters of the Barzini Empire total.

Fade was stopped in his tracks when he was shot by a Barzini National Crime Syndicate Boss by the name of bigshow. A new face on the scene he has been operating the Barzini Delta Force for awhile. After Fade fired on the man he fired back, striking Fade with a bullet or two. Fade fell off his motorcycle and laid on the pavement motionless after a violent crash into a parked car.

Bigshow left immediately witnesses said to police. Fade was seen by witnesses fleeing and was no where to be found when law enforcement and medics arrived. An extensive manhunt for Fade and bigshow was issued by the FBI. Anyone who has any info or details leading to an arrest is urged to come forward.

Until next time American Mafia.

Be safe out there.

 

 

Twas The Night Before…

Twas the night before Christmas and a man by the name of Fade was getting ready for his holiday season as he randomly went on a killing spree one day catching the majority of American Mafia by surprise. Attacking any and all mafiosi he happened to run across. He didn’t discriminate as multiple gangsters from all the top empires, Barzini, Lucchese, and Noodles had fallen victim to this random massacre.

 

Everyone was doing the holiday thing and nobody who could handle this event seemed to be present. LeftyTwoGunz was away handling things so he called the two men he could count on to take care of this situation. Benny Noodles and Ric received a call from Lefty and they quickly got to work. Searching into the next morning which was Christmas Eve.

 

Mr Benny still on the hunt arrived in Los Angeles, California that morning following a lead that his target Fade would be there. As Benny headed towards his destination he received a text message updating him of Fades location. He pulled into the harbor and searched for warehouse 18. He eventually found it and noticed two box trucks parked at the loading dock. There was two all black sedans parked on the side and a man smoking a cigarette.

 

Benny sat in his car scoping out the warehouse. All appeared clear. Once the man smoking jumped in his car and left Benny exited the vehicle and made his way to the side door of the warehouse. Once inside he made his way up the flight of stairs to his immediate left. Down the hall he slowly walked with his gun in hand. With the silencer attached Benny wanted to be quick so he could make his 12 o’clock lunch appointment with Mrs Tatiana Noodles. If he missed this lunch then it would be the couch or the dog house for Benny.

 

A door opened and out walked two men. Benny quickly jumped into a storage closet and stayed quiet as the two men walked by. They was headed to the vending machines. With lunch quickly approaching and Fades two body guards distracted Benny jumped into action. Kicking in the door Benny emptied his clip. Fade with his quick reaction time pulled a gun and fired back. The 45 caliber rounds hit fade in his chest pushing him back into his chair, and rolling across the floor. The chair continued to roll until he smashed through the window and fell two stories onto the concrete. Benny loomed down to make sure the job was done. He took a quick picture with his phone and sent it to Lefty.

 

Benny made his way back to Maryland just in time for lunch. With nearly two mins to spare he arrived cool as a cucumber. Tatiana smiled and kissed her husband as he seated himself. How was your day love? Benny replied “Smashing”

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