Month: April 2010

Welcome to another edition of the AM Times. This week we have got for you war, rising families, death as always and an interview with the new President of the United States.

Bullets, victims and blood on our streets…

On the 05-01-2010 at 11:21AM a legend was killed. A Godfather named Constantine, former leader of The Barzini Crime Family was at war with Benny__Noodles and The Gambino Crime Family, see previous article, when he was brutally murdered by medium_girl. Constantine was in heavy battle with Noodles when the Godmother snuck up on Constantine and shot him point blank in the head, she then threatened Benny which lead him to gun her down. When talking to Mr-Xela I asked if he had anything to say concerning the death and he said, Constantine was great friend of mine and he was a great don to his family, I tried to bring peace between them, but as you see I was unsuccessful. Constantine’s former wife died of a drug overdose leaving him with no heir to live on his legend. With or without an heir his name will live on. When ask to give a statement about Constantine’s death all Benny__Noodles had to say was, R.I.P, alls fair in love and war.

Family On The Rise

There is a new family on the scene of lately and they are known as The Monster Alliance. Run by kross_, passed down to him when KODY was killed. Their member count bombed from 5 to 27 in a short period of time. When at a lunch with kross_ I asked him what his secret was to getting these members in the time that he did and he told me, Giving them a Boss they feel they can trust, is willing to lay down his life to protect his family, being organized and also giving incentive for joining the family. If you want to join The Monster Alliance contact any member and they will get back to you ASAP.

Cemetary Update

The cemetary is full of family members this week due to the war. The paper is to full to explain how, why and who killed them so I will just put their name and rank.

A Goomba, sophbitesmore.

4 Earners, Conroe, Gino_Rizzo, deadmans and Gitto

2 Wiseguys, a family leader, Mr-Deluca and -KC-
A Consigliere, Monster-INC

A Don, Don__Barzzini

And a Godmother, medium-girl

Interview With The President

Thanks for taking the time for an interview Mr President. How does it feel to be elected the President of the United States?

Hi,

It feels like I rule the whole world. My office has new powers too. Its very cool to know that you are the highest power in the community.

And will you do anything to change the current state America is in? For example the killings.

Me, as the President of the United States am not associated in any ways with any illegal activities. I am a man of honour and will do everything to protect the citizens of our country, the killings must stop. Soon we will run out of taxpayers.

And how do you feel about the recent war between The Barzini Crime Family and The Gambino Crime Family?

Wars are unnecessary most of the time, however in their underground world they might have unwritten rules that were broken. I, as the President of the United States, do not associate with their criminal activities and I really cannot provide more information. I will instruct our Governors to take actions in their own state to prevent murders. As the President I will only enforce the security and safety of our citizens.

What do you say to master, once a trusted cardinal, rigging the presidential elections?

I am happy Master got caught by the authorities. Imagine if he actually pulled it off and he would win the elections? It would be Mayhem.

If you are to lose the next elections will you go to crime like former president Monster-INC?

I would not go to a life of crime. You can always server your country as a Cardinal, Governor, or who knows maybe I will get re-elected.

Thank you for the interview again Mr. President, I wish you success in the white house and hope you do great things.

Thank you Lexi.

Always a pleasure.

Regards,

The President

Chamber Of Commerce Top Business Owners

Mr_Xela 5

Thunder 5

Benny__Noodles 5

Somehobo606 3

Kid-blasto 2

Starting next week there will be a new joke of the week section, if you have a joke send it in and the funniest will be in the AM Times. Also there will be advertisement, if you have anything to advertise send it to me. All advertisement will make it in. Don’t miss me to much, till next time America.

WAR!!!

This is an urgent news report concerning war between two families. On one side, The Gambino Crime Family, run by Benny__Noodles and on the other The Barzini Crime Family, run by Constantine. Some say this war is over power, some say it is over the recent deaths of Mr-DeLuca and his wife, _mrs-deluca_ and others say it is over betrayal.

Taking a look at the two men they have very different reputations. Benny, a fairly new player who rose through the ranks with quick succession, making his mark in America fast. Then you have Constantine, a rich family bloodline full of Godfathers and legendary families. As of yet there have been no successors, but that could all change with a blink of an eye. There have been no reports that Mr_Xela and kross_ have taken sides. I guess time will tell folks.

Stay safe, till next time America.

Edition written by LexiRae

Betrayal By A Family Leader

Vito_Genovese, once a trusted family leader has killed his entire family. The reason for this mass killing is unsure but what is clear is that this dead did not go unpunished. Here is what Gambino Crime Family leader Benny__Noodles had to say about it.

“I was getting a cup of coffee at the local store and a copy of the AM Times when I heard shots, 5 total. I came running outside to find a local thug gunned down. He was still gasping for air. I knelled down beside him and told him to rest. He said to me in a chilling voice “Make them pay Benny”.

I stood up and called my RHM, had him set up a meeting between Vito and I. Vito refused the meet and started disrespecting me over the phone. I called 3 Friends of mine who helped me bust him out of Federal Prison and we walked him outside, put a gun to his head and executed him on the spot. We then travelled a couple cities over and murdered his RHM Lita in this sleep. Trish came running and Screaming. “What happened”. I calmed her down and took her in. The Hoodie Mafia Family and Vito_Genovese where no more.

Sincerely, Benny__Noodles

Godfather Of The Gambino Crime Family.

A moment of silence to those who have fallen at the hand of Vito_Genovese, may their souls rest in peace and may they come back as a new, replenished soul.

The Death Of New York Governor

By Benny__Noodles

Killing_you, born In New York, was a well known Godfather he was also elected for NY Governor. He killed many good men. One of his victims was a well known mobster KODY. In KODY’s funeral he stated that Benny Noodles was the one to kill him. A friend of mine informed me of this and I attended the funeral to see for myself. He did say that. What crap. I rallied the boys and we all tracked killing_you down and a fire fight was ensued. After the gun smoke cleared

Killing_you lied riddled with Thompson rounds, forensics estimated 4,597 bullets where found in him.

He Was Beyond Recognition.

Tainted Presidential Election

Information has been leaked involving the presidential election. Master, a candidate in the election and former New York Cardinal has been found guilty of rigging the votes. This scandal has erupted across America, causing disorder and turmoil but was ended by the naming of a new President. A congratulations is in order for Ncrypted, winning the election fair and square. I hear he will do great things.

Clean Out

Its spring time and you know what that means, time for a clean up. The first set of cleaning was done in the Admin Forum. This means a new, fresh start for everyone but with this comes stricter rules, which are:

Cracking down on people with dupes

No bad mouthing the game

Both of these will get you banned on the spot so be wary because the Admin means business. Speaking of business, its time for the
Chamber of Commerce top business owners

Mr_Xela 5

Thunder 5

Benny__Noodles 5

Don__Barzzini 4

Constantine 3

Somehobo606 3

Kid-blasto 2

Mr-DeLuca 1

Look out next week for the new edition of the AM Times, from your new reporter, LexiRae.
Don’t miss me to much, till next time America.

Section provided by Ruggiero Tuscarella

Greetings guys and girls. As you all already know we now have two editors in command. Mr.Vercetti stepped down as active Boss of his family and decided to work for the AM Times Newspaper. You have also have already read his first edition and I myself were very satisfied with it.

JOE DOE – KILLED BY RIVAL GANG

Joe Doe, a 23 year old local gangster from New York was brutally killed on 21th of March at 04:41 am. We asked the FBI about this murder and the head chief said it was a revenge hit from rival gang. That this isn’t the first dead gangster on the streets..it has happened before and it will continue to happen if the gangs won’t make peace between themselves.

Why Joe Doe died we don’t know, but we do know that Joe Doe’s Boss, Mr. Benny Noodles is very angry about this murder and is already looking for the killer. If someone knows anything about this murder should get in touch with Benny Noodles. We do have already spoken with Joe’s son and he told us that his father was very respected and feared man in his neighborhood. He also can’t tell us why his father was killed. FBI said that investigation is started and they will notice the public as soon as they get some information.

WAR AGAINST INACTIVES

Story by Benny Noodles

There are a lot of Bodies stacking up in the Church people say. Well I’ll tell ya Why. Its all The In Active Scum. Benny__Noodles and The Gambino Crime Family Has Started A War on Inactives. Benny hates nothing more than people not being online for months.
He says The Streets Are Packed with IA Citizens, thugs, Gangsters, Goombas, Earners, and so on. The Gambino Crime Family Has Vowed to clean the streets up of this potent scum that plague the city streets. Operation Street Sweeper as Benny likes to call it. This War will not be over soon. We estimate this war will go on for years. Then again it could be over in months. But we do Know That The Streets will be stained blood red and The Church will be stacking up dead bodies For days and days to come. We tell everyone to go inside and lock there doors when the street lights come on Cuz thats when the Guns Come Out And the bodies start DROPPING.

PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

The fresh new elected President of United States is MONSTER-INC. He stated in his first turning to public this: I want to thank you all people for your votes…I promise to be honest and impartial. I am here to help and maintain law and order so you can have a better life.

After the speech President left to see his new staff at the White House.

CRIME FAMILY DON KILLED – EXTRA EXTRA!

Don Marlone Brando the Boss of HOODIE MAFIA FAMILY was brutally killed in Texas on 16th of March. He went to Texas about some oil business and returned back in bag. Who killed him or why? We don’t know but we can guess.. was it because the new business he wanted or was it because he didn’t wanted to share the new business he wanted.. we don’t know and the FBI told us that this case is too secret to tell anything yet to the public.

More to come…

Ruggiero Tuscarella

The Editor