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Peace at last

September 2, 2012 by Reporter in

Thugs being shot and killed murder rates are down.

 

This is shocking as the last few weeks have been chaotic with all these kill sprees and family feuds. Last few reports have stated Corleone and Philly families fighting but lately the two empires have been business as usual. While the Tattaglia Crime Family is standing tall and strong. I had reported on the vicious killings between Tattaglia Crime Family and the Cartels but now i have a few updates, the Tattaglia Crime Family is back to being as big and strong as they were before the war while Anonymous Cartel has been wiped out and Kingston Cartel is low on recruits and are looking for hard working members who will be loyal.

 

I also would like to mention a fourth family had entered the fight to end it but instead was taken out itself. DeadlySin and her Sinfoul Souls have been taken out after whacking the Gambino Crime Family’s Don Oppie. Michael_Corleone has announced open season on all Sinfoul Souls members. Id like to say Rest In Peace to my friend DeadlySin.

 

This was Jack_-Dragna reporting for AM times, have a great day.

The killing spree, oh the deamons we

January 13, 2012 by Reporter in

The killing spree, oh the deamons we

This new year there was certainly alot of gunpowder. Only a week into 2012 and we have already had serial killers striking random victims, betrayal among siblings, disloyal capos taught respect, ghost sightings, and of course; the predictable failure of a revolution.

*Joe King’s ghost sighted!*
In the Badfellas di Corleone back alley there appears to be a post by the families former boss, a month and a half after he died. Ghosts of other former member were also sighted, as present family members found this very amusing. We would call Ghost Hunters if that show wasn’t so terrible.

On a more serious note, the serial killer known as The_Killer__ went on a killing spree taking out Corleone associates _Ryder_ and Anthony_V_Corleone, before a Corleone boss witnessed the killing and killed The Killer. In a somewhat related story, Badfellas di Corleone has once again risen to become the biggest family topping over thirty members, despite the recent death of capo -_-ToNy-_- who had pissed off a lot of people in the past and present.

*CORLEONE REACHES TWO YEARS*
The Corleone Crime Family, the oldest and biggest family is now two years old. Starting off as one, it is now 22 families in size.

Finally in an unimportant note, the revolutionary group and WWF impersonators known as New World Order have failed at an attempt to take over American Mafia. Their revolutionary activities included: killing random thugs, holdingmafia-killings inactives ransom, pissing people off, and of course; trash talking! They were all wiped out and there was much rejoicing.

Edited and written by Joe D Foster