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Another day elsewhere from paradise

March 18, 2012 by admin in

From Hawaii to Oklahoma to “homiegangbangerland” of California, the killing won’t stop.

 

Hello, this is Joeseppe Kingston again, with more news. News.. death, shootings, people, places, vengeance, pie and other evil.

 

Yesterday, another fellow thought it was a awesome idea to start killing random people for no particular reason. Sal Gambino‘s awesome idea to start killing protected family members turned out to be really really stupid, as predicted by anyone sane. Oklahoma turned out to be the final resting place of Sal due to the vengeful work of Oppie, who was given a pat on the back, a thumbs up and a “hooray for Oppie”.

Body count: h5499, montay, luigi_fornancino, Sal_Gambino

 

Earlier today, Mortal got the same idea, but in California this time. Mortal was then killed by Joe King of GR.

Body count: Danny_Devito, ChrisChambers, II_Duce, Mortal

 

In other news, will the commission pass the bill allowing members to kill those ranked below “don” who make a family? Those ranked below don that already have a family will remain safe however, only low ranked members who make a family after the rule is made official will die.

The sugestion was made public by Michael Corleone and can be viewed here: New Rules for Corleone family and eventualy for others.

 

Now, we have a shout-out from Hector Varrios – “Be the proud, the few, the Crenshaw Boulevard bloods. Join today! Message Hector-Varrios to join!”

 

Written, edited, everything by Joeseppe Kingston – I am the chosen one, sent to save you from blissful ignorance and pull you all out of the darkness.

Another day in paradise

March 14, 2012 by admin in

Hawaii. Just like Alaska, it remains isolated from the rest of the states. It is practically in Australasia, like Alaska is practically Canadarussia.

 

Despite it’s distance, the “things going wrong and resulting in lots of death” trait that several other states have, has been passed overseas to Hawaii.

 

Hello, I’m Joeseppe Kingston again with more news of death.

Yesterday, a day at the beaches of Hawaii was ruined by gunfights in the streets, forcing locals to abandon their needles and run for cover. Many of the departed have been identified as members of the Corleone, Outfit, Tattaglia and Gold Rising crime families, courtesy of some wiseguy named Joey Merlino. Merlino was involved in a serious gunfight with GR boss Joe King shortly after. The gunfight lasted and extended period until Merlino was shot to death in the face. The lone gunman was seen fleeing the scene and boarded a plane heading for Kentucky.

 

Bodies found: littlecent3, SamTheButcher, AndrewRUSSO, noone, Joey_Merlino_ and several bodyguards.

 

Written, edited and produced by Joeseppe Kingston