Tag: mugging

In the past week a few mobsters have died. The deaths left many mobsters sad and angry and swearing to avenge the deaths. The attacks are slowing, but the mugging is increasing at a fast rate. Billions of dollars are in the hands of many mobsters. The mugging started with just small amounts robbed off mobsters walking in alleys and down quiet roads. It has progressed to hijackings of drug shipments and raidings of warehouses.

Nobody is safe from these muggings they are happening in every state and every city. Some mobsters are losing millions and others are bringing in billions. The attacks are leaving mobsters lying on the streets with stab wounds and entire buildings on fire. The only advice that I can give is stay home with your doors locked. There is still many killers out there and notorious mob boss Bane is still alive waiting for his next target.

Stay Safe Americans

It is official, residents of the American Mafia are starting to mug each other in a desperate attempt to steal cash from other residents.

Hello, this is Joe once again, and once again I have a new account. After going through HELL and back again, reaching the rank of CDTC in just 1 day (world record), just for it all the be thrown away again. So… sorry if the tone of this article seems.. dreary. I guess I have gone into a deep stage of depression; I mean, I’ve mugged over 40million from suckers today and I’m not even stoked. I saw some guy kill a bunch of “protected” people, when I know I would either laugh my ass off or take some kind of interest in stuff like that, but… nothing.

OK, so onto… news. Mugging became a sensation today as mafiosos across the country starting looting and stealing money from each other. No longer is it safe to walk around with 100 million dollars in your pockets and people are starting to learn to use banks.

In terror news, several respectable mafia guys – leaders and non, were killed in a one man killing spree. From what I saw, Shotgun Joe did the works, before he ran off the Florida and was found dead after a failed attempt to kill Michael Corleone. The reasons and motivations for the attack are so far, unknown. Was this just an attempt to “go out with a bang” or something more sinister? What lurks in the shadows awaiting it’s.. aww sh**, I can’t be dramatic right now. Too much stuff is going on and I got a revenge to plan – coming to get you, Scarface.

Written, published.. etc by Joe King