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Cappin that Capone

Another mafia murder took place in Illinois late night December 2nd as Capone – a former capo in American Corleone family, was killed as an attempt for high ranking mafia dons to set an example of what happens to those who disobey orders.

Mr.Capone – an eager capo, had left his family to venture off and start his own thing, despite being told by Bocephes1971 – his boss, and Michael Corleone – the capo di tutti capi, to wait until he earned loyalty and got stronger. He bought his way out of the family and started his own thing anyway.

All mafiosos know what happens to those who disobey orders, yet many like Capone have done so anyway.

Later that night Goodfellas – the boss of the New Jersey Outfit, stopped in at a local Illinois bar and was having a few drinks when he noticed a group of wiseguys sitting around. He looked to see what all the commotion was and he noticed it was the new boss Capone. Goodfellas signaled him over and they had a chat, in which Goodfellas asked why he did this. Capone apparently told Goodfellas; because there should be no problem with him starting his own thing and he needed no auth.

Goodfellas told him he was going to paint his walls red, but Capone just laughed and smiled, so Goodfellas storming out furious. Capone had not known there was a new group of hitmen – Murder Inc, brought to the streets lead by Goodfellas to protect the AMFU (American Mafia Families Union).

Later that night, as Capone got to his hotel room there were shots heard but it wasn’t until the following morning that Capone’s body was found by housekeeping. His brains were all over the wall only a few feet from the drawer were he hid his handgun.

The police dont know if Capone was the first of many hits by the vicious group Murder Inc or just a local wiseguy taking out a boss to get his name out there.

American Mafia Massacre

The Texas “Mafioso-Gunfight-in-a-bar” Massacre

Days have passed since the mysterious disappearance of Don Joe King – the alledged consigliere of Don Corleone, after a shooting occurred in a mafia controlled bar, located in the state of Texas. On Friday the 25th of November, an argument went too far between Mr King and an unknown thug, while King was having beers with the head of the Corleone empire and King’s brother Sonny Black, when bullets tore threw the air within the confines. Witnesses say King fired the first shot after one beer too many, forcing the unknown defendent to fire back. Don Corleone was also said to have joined the shooting to help King, until the shoot-out ended with two casualties; King and the thug.

King was rushed to hospital, where he is said to have died, although no confirmation is given at this time. Many rumours have occumilated to wheather or not he is still alive, as to his whereabouts. Rumour has it Joe King survived the shooting, but is now hanging dead by the neck from a closet somewhere, after an auto-erotic asphyxiation experiment gone horribly wrong. Others suggest he got bored with the gangster line of work and settled down to do some lame newspaper job. Who knows?

…or maybe he did simply died and went to hell, where he is forced to watch “Family Guy” for the rest of eternity. What horror.