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It’s November 25^th, also known as Thanksgiving, as everyone sits down to a superb holiday meal it seems all anyone can talk about is the recent murders that had taken place on the streets of American Mafia. MrDeath & Scarface attacked known members and affiliates of the Barzini & Lucchese Crime Empires. Many low ranked gangsters died along with a handful of high ranked lieutenants. Rest in peace to all those who have lost their lives; they have been lost but not forgotten

The subject of the gossip soon changed when a familiar face appeared. Spotted on the downtown streets of Baltimore, Maryland was the notorious Benny Noodles. Word of this had got back to LeftyTwoGunz, the Boss of the Barzini Empire and current de facto Kingpin of AM. The last time these two had seen each other it wasn’t very pleasant.

After hearing this information, Lefty called Gunnz Lucchese, the Boss of the Lucchese Empire, and asked him to go find Benny and let him know he wanted to speak with him. Without hesitation Gunnz boarded a plane and headed to Maryland. When Gunnz arrived at the airport in Maryland he had an all black Land Rover there waiting for him. Gunnz then set out on his mission to track down the elusive Benny Noodles.

Benny was getting himself reacclimated with life in the American Mafia and was parked out front of a night club that he used to own and frequently visit on the weekends. The Cancun Cantina was one of the best night clubs in Maryland, and Benny was meeting with some old associates who were filling him in on what had happened in his absence. Benny was sitting on the hood of his Lexus IS 300 smoking a cigarette listening to what his associates were saying when he noticed an all black Land Rover slowly creeping up the street. As the vehicle got closer Benny stood up, flicked his cigarette, and placed his hand on his pistol. Benny’s life flashed before his eyes and time slowed down as he prepared for a shootout. The associates who had just been with Benny were suddenly nowhere in sight, but Benny stood his ground ready to fight it out if necessary. The Land Rover stopped and the window rolled down. Benny held his breath and grabbed his gun tighter, ready to fire at even the most remote sign of a threat.

As Gunnz rolled his window down he looked in Benny’s direction. The two men locked eyes as time seemed to stand still. Gunnz then motioned Benny to get in the vehicle. Benny was a little hesitant at first but remembered the American Mafia Commandments which said when you’re called upon you come, so he reluctantly got in the car with Gunnz. Benny thought to himself that this could be his last ride but despite all that he decided he would see what this was all about and left with Gunnz. “Lefty would like to see and speak with you,” said Gunnz. “He is in New York and asked me to come find you. If you want we can go see him now” Gunnz continued. Benny nodded in agreement not knowing what to expect when he would be face to face with Lefty for the first time in months.

The all black Land Rover headed to the BWI Airport where Benny & Gunnz then boarded a private jet. Before Benny could fall asleep they arrived at their destination. The two men jumped in the white limousine that was parked at the gate waiting for their arrival. As they headed to see the Barzini Boss LeftyTwoGunz, Benny couldn’t help but think that this was all a set up. Convinced that this was the end of the line Benny checked his gun and made sure that he had a full clip and decided that he would go out fighting if this indeed was the end.

Eventually the limousine came to a complete stop, the door opened and Benny and Gunnz got out in front of what Benny recognized to be one of Lefty’s offices. Gunnz escorted Benny to Lefty’s office. The door opened and in walked the two men. “Benny! What a surprise!” Lefty said sarcastically as he sat on his desk smoking a cigar. “I have been expecting you. It’s been far too long since the day we last saw one another. Come have a seat I’d like to have a word with you.”

Gunnz stood behind Benny as he sat down. “So when are you going to signal Gunnz to put one in the back of my head?” Benny questioned incredulously. Lefty and Gunnz both laughed. “Nah man, that’s not why you are here,” Lefty replied. He continued, “You are here because I wish to put an end to the beef between us. I cannot really remember why we even started fighting but I’d like to put it behind us and move on.” Benny quickly replied, “ I was accused of stealing money from the high council.” Pausing to puff his cigarette, Benny continued, “I claimed that I was innocent, that it was a huge misunderstanding but no one trusted or believed me.” Lefty offered Benny a cigar to calm him down. “The past is the past my friend, so let’s leave it there. I’m sorry how things went down, but we’ve been through way too much and made too much history to allow petty stuff to keep us from making this Thing of Ours great again.” Lefty took a moment to gauge Benny’s reaction to what he said, then he continued. “To prove to you that I’m serious I want to offer a truce. I’ve talked to the other Bosses and we have decided to hold a meeting if you are willing to accept this offer.”  Lefty had already arranged a meeting with all the other Empire Bosses knowing Benny would most likely accept the truce.

Lefty, Benny, and Gunnz walked into a huge room with a gigantic table. The heads of all the other Empires were already seated waiting for the three men to arrive. Ricardo Barzini, Lazarus Barzini, and Mr Texas were talking amongst themselves as the three men entered the room and took their seats. Lefty quickly got down to business, “We are gathered here today to welcome back a true legend.” All the men raised their glasses for a toast. “Here’s to Benny and the Noodles Crime Empire,” Lefty said leading the other Bosses in a toast. “We hope this new alliance between Barzini, Lucchese, and Noodles lasts forever. Long live ‘The Order’” continued Lefty. All the men cheered and emptied their glasses. Benny went around the room shaking hands with each Empire Boss. Benny then took the stage announcing his gratitude and allegiance to the congregation.

The meeting came to a close and all the Bosses eventually returned home to inform their respective Empires of the news. Benny returned to Maryland where he began the rebuilding process. The Noodles Empire is now currently ruling Maryland and New Jersey, and it seems a new “Order” has begun in the American Mafia.

The name is known by nearly every underworld figure. Almost every Mafioso has had a run in with him at some point in their career. This infamous mobster has finally met his maker and the AM Times has the scoop on how it happened.

It was June 14^th, 2015 and Chapo Guzman had just arrived back in the United States from a long vacation several days earlier. He had been trying to get a few things in line while at the same time keeping an eye his backside the entire time. Chapo knew that there would be multiple people gunning for him and his plan was to get them before they could get him. Reports had surfaced of seeing Chapo at the League of Shadows old headquarters in New York and Oklahoma, but no hard evidence had surfaced that he had truly been there. It is believed that Chapo moved stealthily in the night hours so as to avoid detection by his enemies. The Bosses of The Outfit, the ruling faction of the American Mafia, had also learned of Chapo’s arrival back in the US and had dispatched several scouts to see if they could find him. The Outfit, made up of the Bosses of the Barzini, Famiglia, Lucchese and Moretti Empires, wanted to make sure they got Chapo this time while they had the chance.

In the Barzini Headquarters in New York, Barzini Empire boss LeftyTwoGunz called a meeting of The Outfit. Famiglia Empire Boss Ricardo “Ric” Barzini, Lucchese Empire Boss Gunnz Lucchese and Moretti Empire Boss Moretti SA2 were all summoned to Lefty’s headquarters. One by one they showed up in their armored limousines and made their way inside Lefty’s social club. When they were all finally there they began to strategize about how they were going to get Chapo.

“Well guys, we knew he was going to come back eventually, now how are we going to get him?” Lefty asked the group. “Has anyone seen if he’d be willing to accept a peace agreement?” Moretti SA asked. “Get the **** outta here with a peace agreement, this man has killed way too many of our guys to just let it go.” Gunnz replied incredulously. “I agree, we carnt be letting him roam around the country thinking we’re just gonna sit back and let him kill our guys,” Ric added. With that all four bosses began to discuss plans on getting rid of Chapo Guzman for good. Multiple plans were discussed and when they finally reached a consensus on a plan Lefty concluded by saying, “when the time comes, I want to be the one to pull the trigger.” The other Outfit Bosses shook their head in understanding. They all clinked their classes to cheers the agreement and then each quickly left to put the plan in motion.

Meanwhile in Nebraska, Chapo was hiding out in an abandoned warehouse that he converted into a compound/hideout. He didn’t want to take any chances of running into anyone from the Outfit Families so he chose to go to a secluded state in a rural area of the state to gather his thoughts and ready himself for the eventual battle that lay ahead. It was a bit odd that no other member of the League of Shadows had come back to the United States with Chapo and all the remaining members are still believed to be hiding out in foreign countries in fear for their lives. Even the once feared Benny Noodles refused to come to the aid of Chapo, yet Chapo decided he was going to make his move regardless.

Chapo left the compound briefly to go into town to get some food and supplies to hold him over for a few days until he was ready to make his move. While in town it just so happened that Lucchese Street Boss Ghost “Barzini” Lucchese was in town making his monthly collections. When he spotted Chapo he immediately ducked out of view so Chapo would not spot him and then quickly called his Boss Gunnz. “Yo! You’re never gonna believe who I’m looking at!” Ghost said excitedly to Gunnz. “Keep tabs on him, I’m gonna get Ric and Lefty and we’ll be there ASAP,” Gunnz replied.

Gunnz then called up Ric and Lefty and the three men made their way to Nebraska to get rid of Chapo Guzman once and for all. It seems the planning they had done earlier that morning was for naught since Chapo just so happened to fall into their laps. What a stroke of luck! A few hours after getting the call from Ghost, the three Bosses, Gunnz, Ric and Lefty, all arrived in Lincoln, Nebraska and hopped in the SUV that Ghost had waiting for them. As soon as they jumped in the SUV Gunnz called Ghost to find out where he was. Ghost told Gunnz that he had followed Chapo back to a secluded warehouse in the middle of nowhere and that he was parked about a half a mile down the road staking the place out to make sure no one came in or out. Gunnz relayed the message to Ric and Lefty and they began speeding in the direction that Ghost told them.

When they arrived at the compound about a half hour later they found Ghost already suited up and ready to fight his way into the compound. Lefty then reminded the three men that he wanted to be the one to kill Chapo. “There’s no way we’re letting you go up there alone though boss,” Ric replied to Lefty. “We ride together, we die together, WeDemBoyz,” Gunnz added. Lefty smiled at Gunnz’s remark and nodded approvingly at the plan for all four men to enter the compound together. Once they were locked and loaded they all hopped into the SUV and drove the half mile up to the front of the old warehouse and readied themselves for a crazy fight.

As soon as they opened the doors to the car, they were immediately forced to find cover behind some old oil drums to avoid the bullets that Chapo was now firing at them from an opened window at the top of the compound. “HAHAHA you dumba**es! I saw you guys coming for miles! You think you can get me that easy?!” Chapo yelled out at the four men. Lefty, Gunnz, Ric and Ghost all laughed at how quickly the situation deteriorated and they knew that they weren’t going to have an easy fight on their hands. Lefty motioned for them all to make their way towards the open door that lead into the warehouse and on the count of three they made a dash for the door. Dirt puffed up around them as bullets hit the ground all around them as they made their way towards the door. Ghost took a bullet in the foot but was able to continue running on adrenaline alone.

When they made it to the door, Lefty told Ghost to stay put and keep watch on the door and the outside area to make sure Chapo didn’t try to escape. The other three would slowly make their way inside to find Chapo and finish the Job. When they got inside the warehouse the found a big empty room with a cot in the corner and a metal staircase that lead up to what appeared to be an old office that had been converted into a safe room. In this room they could see the silhouette of Chapo and his machine gun coming towards the door. They quickly took cover as Chapo opened the door and began firing at them. When Chapo stopped to reload Lefty popped out from behind the beam he was using for cover and fired several shots at Chapo with his AK-47, one of which hit it’s mark and caused Chapo to momentarily lose his grip on his gun. As he dropped the gun Gunnz and Ric also opened fire on Chapo with their Desert Eagles but were not able to connect with their target. Chapo was able to grab his gun and quickly duck back into the room.

Lefty then told Gunnz and Ric to cover him from the ground as he made his way up the staircase to get Chapo. Gunnz and Ric did as they were told and kept their guns trained on the office door ready to fire the moment they saw Chapo. Lefty quickly made his way up the stairs and as he got closer to the door to the office he slowed his pace down to a crawl. He knew Chapo was a dangerous man and was willing to take his time to make sure he got his man without suffering any injuries. Lefty finally made it to the door of the office and he could hear Chapo banging on his gun and cursing. “Son of b****!!” Chapo yelled out as he was trying to get his gun back in working order. Unbeknownst to Lefty Ric and Gunnz, Ric and Gunnz had hit Chapo’s gun with several shots and it had rendered his machine gun inoperable. Lefty quickly made his way into the room and before Chapo realized what was happening Lefty fired two shots hitting Chapo in both arms, making it impossible for Chapo to continue fighting. Chapo began to laugh as he realized his fate. “You think I didn’t know this was coming? You think there wasn’t a plan in all this?” He began to yell at Lefty. Not wanting to hear anymore lies and bullsh** Lefty fired one more shot at the center of Chapo’s head. The bullet pierced his forehead and exploded out of the back of Chapo’s head. “Yeah Chappy, did you plan that?” Lefty said after he killed Chapo. Wanting to make sure that he was dead Lefty fired another shot into the center of Chapo’s chest and then called Gunnz and Ric up for them to see Chapo’s body.

As Ric and Gunnz got into the room, both men emptied their clips into Chapo’s body as well. By now Chapo was long dead but each man wanted the satisfaction of shooting him. So many bullets had hit Chapo in such a short period that he was no longer recognizable. Before they left the warehouse, Lefty made his way over to Chapo’s body. He spit on the corpse and then proceeded to urinate on what was left of the body as well. This action caused Ric and Gunnz to break out in laughter. When Lefty was finished relieving himself the three men made their way back down the stairs to where Ghost was waiting for them. “You get him?” Ghost asked. “Yea and I think he’s pissed,” Ric answered as Lefty and Gunnz both began to crack up at the pun. They helped Ghost to his feet and made their way back to the SUV. As they climbed in Gunnz quickly called Moretti SA to let her know that Chapo had been taken care of and where the body was if any of her men wanted to come relieve themselves. SA chuckled at Gunnz’s statement and then congratulated the men on a job well done. Gunnz then hung up the phone and closed the door to the SUV. “Now what?” he asked looking at the other three men. “Now we enjoy the peace while it lasts,” Lefty replied. “Amen to that,” Ric added, and with that the men left the warehouse and made their way back to the airport to head home.

After many months of warring between The Outfit and the League of Shadows, the League’s boss was finally dead. There was no question about it Chapo Guzman was no more. Since the death of Chapo Guzman a relative peace has returned to the American Mafia. Notable Mafioso have returned to get back into the business and things seem to be on the up and up. Only time will tell how long this will last. Until next time, keep your heads low and activity high. Stay safe out there.

The offices of the AM Times had been destroyed a couple months ago by a bomb that was believed to be planted by underworld figures. It seems the Times had been getting too close to certain big names in the underworld and they wanted to send a message to try and scare our reporters from reporting on underworld news. Well, with a new reinforced office building we are back and even more energized to bring you the most up to date American Mafia news! We will be publishing several stories that happened while our offices were being rebuilt. The following story is one that you may have missed.

5:15am, a plane touched down in New York, emblazoned upon it was the emblem for the Moretti Crime Empire.

The current kingpin, Pazzo “Sangue” Moretti, drew close to the exit, and began descending down the plane’s staircase. Four bodyguards greeted their boss and gestured for him to walk towards the arriving limousine. Upon entering, Pazzo greeted Heisenberg, who was eagerly awaiting in the limousine for his boss. “Why were we called here again?”, to which Heisenberg replied, “Lefty needed us for something, but he didnt say what for..”

5:30am, Pazzo and Heisenberg received a phone call from Lefty, the Barzini Godfather. “Hey guys, need you to meet me at the Barzini headquarters in about 10-15 minutes. “No worries, I just touched down at the airport 15 minutes ago, so we’ll be there soon.” Pazzo instructed his driver to take the quickest route to Barzini’s HQ, and turned to Heisenberg, “So how are our businesses going lately? Sorry I haven’t been around much, these kingpin duties are taking a toll on me” By instinct, Heisenberg pulled out an enclosed envelope, “All the latest prices are on there, I think we may have to sell some properties though, they aren’t bringing in the estimated income that they should be.” “Ah, I’ll look at it later, at the moment I want to focus on what’s so important that we have to come all the way to New York for to meet Lefty for”, Pazzo placed the envelope into a suitcase and gave it back to Heisenberg.

5:45am, the smell of tobacco filled the office of the Barzini headquarters as the Godfather of Barzini, LeftyTwoGunz, sat in his chair waiting for the two Moretti delegates to arrive. He had previously been talking to his close friends and members, Ricardo Barzini, Gunnz and MrTexas about trying to quell the threat that was NoGhostsPlease. Upon the three members leaving the room, the telephone rang. “Hey. We’re just outside, you gonna let us in?”. “Sure” Lefty replied, “I’m waiting up in the office, I’ll see you when you get here.” Lefty lit a cigar and walked to the balcony to see the limousine containing Pazzo, Heisenberg and four bodyguards roll into the driveway. As the door opened downstairs, Lefty sat down, reached into the draw on his desk and screwed a silencer onto to his Walther.

5:48am, three distinct knocks at the door signified that the two delegates were awaiting outside the door, upon hearing the knocks, Lefty had pressed a button located under his desk, which allowed the door to open up for those outside. “Hey Lefty”. “Pazzo, how are you?” The two men firmly shook hands, “Heisenberg”, “Lefty” he replied, nodding his head with respect. “Please, gentlemen, have a sit” pointing towards two leather seats. After sitting down, the three men began their discussion. “So what was so important, that you had to get us all the way down here?”, Lefty sternly looked at the pair, then leaned forward. “As you know, America has seen it’s fair share of people looking for power, those who will put our members in danger, in order to gain some sort of satisfaction in their lives-” “Yes. We know, and each time we have got rid of them.” To which Heisenberg nodded in agreement. “Correction, Barzini has always got rid of the problems, lately, our family have been the only ones to do anything. Some of my members have risked death themselves in order to preserve the safety of others. Now, don’t get me wrong, some Moretti members have been happy to help with the problems we face, but we all know that there was no order for them to intentially offer to help, was there now?” Pazzo replied bluntly, “I guess there wasn’t.”

5:55am, “Now you see, in my books, it is a problem to have a kingpin in place that is not willing enough to put themselves in danger. You know that we both respect each other, but when the time came, you were not there for us when we needed the help. Yes we managed to deal with the problem, but it costed me a branch boss. That I cannot afford to keep happening.” Pazzo looked at Lefty, then turned to Heisenberg, “Wait outside for me, ill be a couple of minutes, I just need to discuss something in person with Lefty.” Heisenberg hesitated for a second, looking back and forth between the two empire bosses. “Sure boss, I’ll wait outside, I’ll come back in a few minutes.” Pazzo watched as Heisenberg walked towards the door and exited, before turning back to Lefty. “So….I guess this is it.” In response, Lefty looked at Pazzo and replied, “I guess it is, you will always have my respect brother, you know that, but when it comes down to it, when we needed you the most, you abandoned us.” After a few seconds of silence, Pazzo sighed, “I’ll see you in the next life brother”.

5:58am, two silenced shots were fired and Pazzo Moretti’s body slumped back into the leather chair, blood trickling down his forehead. “Rest in peace, my brother” Lefty said in remorse, returning to his cigar, puffing on it a few times, as though to relieve the stress of having to kill a respected friend. Two minutes later, he heard a familiar voice drawing close to the door, Heisenbergs’s. Before he knew it, the door creaked as Heisenberg entered, unaware that his family boss had just been killed, he returned to his seat. “So guys, I presume everything has been settled and we can be on our seperate ways?”. Lefty stayed quiet for a moment, not knowing if Heisenberg was aware or not that his leader was dead, only a mere metre away from him. “Not exactly my friend”, Lefty stood up and turned round, looking out the window on the state of New York. Heisenberg noticed a change in the atmosphere, and turned to signal his boss that they should leave, and quickly. “Boss?”, as he shook his leader’s shoulder, Pazzo’s head rolled onto his shoulder to reveal two bullet holes in his forehead. Upon discovering that he boss was dead, Lefty turned quickly on his heels, drawing his Walther from his inside pocket of his suit, and pointed the gun at Heisenberg. “What happened to him”, after a few seconds of dispair, Heisenberg looked to Lefty for an answer. His eyes focused on what Lefty had in his hand, “Oh, shi-“. A single bullet passed through his head, his body rolling off the seat onto the carpet. “Not the carpet again!”, Lefty shouted. “I just got that changed!”.

6:00am, Lefty fired another body into Heisenberg’s body, in an act to ensure that he was in fact dead. “Rest in peace Heisenberg”, bowing his head in respect to the two Moretti delegates, returning to his desk, he dialled a number into his telephone. “Joe, you there? I need you to come by the office. Yeah, another mess was made, I need you guys to come round and clean it up. Yeah…..sure, I can wait, I’ve got nothing important happening”. The Barzini Godfather returned the phone into it’s socket, and returned to his seat. Upon waiting, Lefty looked down, and noticed a briefcase, black in colour and relatively small. He placed it onto the table and clicked open the locks, he slowly opened the briefcase, peeking inside to decide whether it was of danger or not, and noticed a collection of papers, placed neatly, one on top of each other. He began shuffling through the collection, when he stopped by an enclosed envelope. He retrieved a knife and began opening the envelope, after focusing his eyes, he started reading through the sheets of paper, his eyes, widening as he read further on. “Jesus Christ, there’s enough records here for about two hundred businesses across America”. He began making a list, Nevada, Washington, Florida, Arizona, New York… Enough businesses to bring in a deadly amount of income, even if some weren’t performing as well as others.

6:05am, Lefty put the papers aside and reached across to the telephone, he began calling some numbers. “What’s up boss?”, “Ric, I need you to get Tex and Gunnz and come back to the office, I just found some real important shit that I need to show you guys. As in, some documents that can bring us some serious cash”. Ric acknowledged his bosses order, then asked a question, “How did the meeting go with Pazzo?”, Lefty paused, and looked at the bodies of Pazzo Moretti and Heisenberg, “Um, I’ll tell you everything once you are all here, until then get Tex, I think he’s down in Texas with his family, and Gunnz is in Rhode Island, running some operations for his new empire”. Ric agreed and Lefty ended the call. He sat back in his chair, realising that America was now missing a kingpin, and two delegates, one of which, the founder of the Moretti empire were now dead.

6:06am, Lefty lit another cigar, and called in a bodyguard that was located outside the office door, “Vito, be on the watch for Ric, Tex and Gunnz. As soon as they get here, escort up here ASAP. Understood?” “You got it boss, give me a shout if you need anything”. Lefty gestured for him to leave, “That will be all Vito, thanks though.” As his bodyguard was just about to exit the room, Lefty called him back. “Vito, while you are waiting, call the Moretti office, and ask for an associate of theirs to come down as well. I think they will need to start deciding on who is going to step up and be their next boss.” Vito looked at the two bodies, then back to his boss, “Sure thing, I’ll call the office while im waiting for the guys to arrive.” Lefty nodded and let Vito exit, he was left in silence, face to face with two dead bodies.

“Right then, time to get to work” Lefty declared, leaving the office and the two bodies that remained in their seats.