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An Empire Expands

September 24, 2014 by Reporter in

 

After the banishment of former Empire Don Machine Gun Kelly the Noodles Crime Empire was taken over by Benny Noodles protege Scarface. Though he is new to La Cosa Nostra he has risen through the ranks and gain the respect of his fellow Family members, and under his leadership the Family seems to be recovering from the past few weeks and expanding once again.
 
With many smaller factions of the empire spreading influence across the country with membership rising it seems that the Noodles Empire is back on the rise. With senior members advising Scarface and the FBI has information that even though he is living retired on an island resort Benny Noodles keeps in contact with Scarface and advises him on certain situations. With Scarface leading the Noodles Crime Empire with senior members supporting his regime there’s no limit to how high the Family can rise within the American Mafia.

 

 

Two Bosses On The Run

September 24, 2014 by Reporter in

 

 

Recent news has come in on two mob bosses that have been fighting with famous mob boss Bane. The fighting between these bosses started when The-King and Joe-Colombo attempted to kill former kingpin Frankie-Calabrese. The fighting has been going on for three days and doesn’t look like it will be over with anytime soon.

 

The fighting has sizzled down to just muggings and attempts at kidnapping of the bosses family members. Rumor has it that Joe-Colombo and The-King are waiting for their good friend Don-Vindog to get his strength back from his recent retirement that he was in due to a sickness he had came down with. All citizens of Oklahoma and Wisconsin stay indoors and make sure you dont let your children out at night. The fighting does not look like it will end anytime soon, so in the meantime make sure you are being as careful as possible for your protection.

 

Stay safe America

 

 

Mobsters Found Dead

September 24, 2014 by Reporter in

 

Our reporters received reports of multiple shots fired is multiple states across the U.S. These deaths seem to have connection into the death of the Florida National Crime Syndicate Boss, The-Dubliner. We have spoken with several eyewitnesses report seeing a Barzini Crime Family member and Barzini Hitsquad battling it out.

 

This is what they had to say, “I was cooking dinner when I heard the car door slam outside, a saw a shadowy figure approach a man who seemed to be surrounded by several bodyguards. As I seen a light flicker and heard the shots ring out I knew this was a mafia style hit. I ran back over to the bed room and hid my children as I was scared for my life.” The woman said.

 

Several reports come in about deaths coming from the Noodles Empire, one being Relax and Immortal-Technique, these both being their street names. The high ranking mobster Immortal was found dead lying in a pool of his own blood with the words “Rat” written in his skin. Multiple rounds from a 1911 were found there and the police have recovered what seems to be a torture kit. The mob world is certainly getting more brutal with every hit that happens. This news report should be a warning to all the citizens, stay inside and lock your doors! If you see a man with a gun call the police directly and hide inside a concealed off room.

 

Stay safe!

 

Signed -Edward R. Murrow

 

 

Breaking news!

September 23, 2014 by Reporter in

 

Today we have been over run with reports that National Crime Syndicate Boss The Dubliner has been killed in Wisconsin. Some rumors are it was a drugs smuggling operation gone wrong, while others have said they seen Bane leaving the area around the same time.

 

Local police officer Shaun Regan said that crime scene an abandoned warehouse looked like something out of a movie, there were hundereds on bullet holes throughout the building, there was also 11 other people found dead all suspected to be underworld bodyguards from both sides. He said that the local police and the FBI are all trying to find Bane for questioning he warned if anyone sees him to ring the police straight away and do not approach him as he his armed and dangerous.

 

One thing we know for sure is the streets of Wisconsin have just become much more dangerous, make sure you lock your doors on a night and report anything that seems unusual to the local police.

 

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Ex Corleone Kingpin Returns After been retired for only a short while, the former Corleone Godfather has returned. Angel_Of_Death returned to find The-Dubliner running The Corleone Family, rumor had it that Angel wasn’t happy about this but couldn’t do anything as The-Dubliner had backing from the High Council. But with the recent death of The-Dubliner the word is that Angel has taken back over the reins and now is running The Corleone Family again.

 

Only time will tell what plans Angel has for Corleone and if his partner in crime Real-Corleone will also return or not, Real has recently been seen in New York and Oklahoma but insists that he is retired and is staying that way. Locals are hoping that the return of Angel and The Corleone Family doesn’t mean a return of the violence that they was well known for in there last few weeks. The streets have been much safer since Angel and Real both retired and low ranked mobsters have had a chance work there way through the ranks without problem.

 

Lets all just hope that Corleone is back with good intentions and not just back to create havoc amongst the local mobsters and citizens.

 

 

THE STREETS ARE TALKING

September 23, 2014 by Reporter in

 

Hello America!

 

We have gotten several reports over the last few hours and last few days. We fear that America’s mob has taken a turn for the worse! Frankie-Calabrese, the second American Mafia Legend, was found knocked off his throne and found lying in a ditch. The crime scene was so gruesome family could barely identify the body. We knew that he would be having a closed casket funeral for sure. Although, we have received other reports of him still walking the streets seeking vengeance on The-King and Joe-Colombo.

 

We may never know what truly happened. Rumors also say that The-Dubliner, the Florida born and raised National Crime Syndicate Boss, was found dead in Wisconsin after several hours of shooting. One eyewitness accounts, “it was crazy I seen Dub unload a clip from his tommy gun and striking Bane several times.” This didn’t seem to faze Bane as he had reportedly returned fire only to strike The-Dubliner several times, nearly fatal shots.

 

The-Dubliner should have been dead but witnesses report seeing him grabbed up and shoved into a van as Bane drove away. America, we ask you to lock your doors and keep everyone away from the windows tonight.

 

Until next time, stay safe.

 

-Edward R. Murrow.

 

 

Machine Gun Kelly found dead

September 23, 2014 by Reporter in

MGK has ran his self into the dirt once again. Due to the greed and the betrayel he put on his brothers. The-Yankee caught him slipping in Alaska when he tryied killing his brother Mr_Donnie_Vegas but failed to complete it. The-Yankee scared off MGK from Alaska when he arrived. But not until Yankee catches him slipping once again. MGK flew to Alabama to rest from the gun fight.

 

The-Yankee had connections on where he went so he followed MGK to his desination. Yankee went to MGK’s hideout and saw that he was getting in his car. Once he started pulling out of the drive way The-Yankee came out of know where with his TommyGun and started to spray up his car. MGK was pronounced with a closed casket.

 

Don-Vindog’s house Broken into

September 23, 2014 by Reporter in

 

A few days ago Don-Vindog’s house was broken into. The local authorities were unable to find out who used broke into his computer and sent unauthorized messages on his behalf. The impostor sent a few messages about Vindog’s friend Gunnz.

 

Vindog works to restore his friendships with his fellow mobsters, who all think he betrayed them. In fact, there is clear evidence the intruder was a lone mobster sending fake messages from Vindog’s personal computer.

 

Vindog vowed to take proactive actions and increased his home security systems. We should all take a moment and reflect about how weak our computer protection is, how weak our passwords are and the things we can do to prevent unauthorized access to our home and computers.

 

 

Boss of Bosses Killed?

September 22, 2014 by Reporter in

 

Boss of Bosses Killed?

 

While sitting in his restaurant in the South Side of Chicago Frankie was playing cards with his bodyguards while having a light meal, but his mind was not fully in the game. He was thinking of all the good and bad things he has done to get where he was now, he excused himself to go to the bathroom and while he was washing his hands he heard a bang. As he ran out of the bathroom the restaurant looked like a war zone! Tables were flipped over to provide cover for his guards and bullets were flying everywhere!

 

One of his guards pulled him down into the small kitchen where Frankie asked what was going on, his bodyguard said when Frankie went to the bathroom two black Cadillac Escalade pulled up and opened fire on them. After the death of the last bodyguard outside of the kitchen Frankie and his remaining guard ran out the back exit to Frankie’s Mercedes where out of the darkness two men with shotguns killed Frankie’s bodyguard to a shot to the head but only injuring Frankie but to the hit men they appeared to have killed him. Butt little did they know he was taken to a doctor on the payroll where he was revived……. patiently waiting to see what he was going to do.

 

The Legend!

September 22, 2014 by Reporter in

 

Recently in his Chicago Estate surrounded by an army if bodyguards Frankie Calabrese held a meeting of all the top mafia members. Even the League of Shadows was there showing the meetings importance, “Gentlemen!” Frankie sat at the head of the table with Benny Noodles by his side “We are all here to celebrate Benny, with all his achievements and accomplishments I would like to honor him with the rank of American Mafia Legend!”

 

All the men in stood up and cheered for joy, after a toast was made each made man in the room from soldier up to Don of the Families came to the head of the table and said congratulations and gave an envelope to show their respect. As the party dwindled down and everyone began leaving it just came down to Frankie and Benny being alone in the room, despite the great new rank Benny didn’t look that excited.

 

“Hey man what’s the problem you didn’t have a good time?” Benny jumped up as if he was asleep with his eyes open but was really in deep thought, “Yeah man it was really nice had a good time and the food was great and everything but something has been on mind, sure the rank is great with a lot of perks but look at all the things I’ve done to where I am.” Frankie handed a cigar to Benny and one for himself and as they lit their cigars Frankie patted Benny on the shoulder “Ah don’t worry about it now, best thing to do is try and enjoy the rank and look forward to new beginnings.” Benny took a puff of his cigar and gave a small grin, “Yeah I guess you’re right.”

 

 

Barzini Hitsquad Members Gunned Down

September 22, 2014 by Reporter in

Several members of the Barzini hit squad we’re gunned down in Alabama, New Jersey, Rhode Island, West Virginia, & Oklahoma. Former Boss of Barzini Hitsquad is Joe-Colombo, his Consigliere Pazzy-Bear and Underboss Donovan we’re reportedly torched to death by one man only, The-Yankee. One of the Capo leaders was caught leaving his apartment in Rhode Island, He was notified as Anthony-Zerilli. The-Yankee aka Paulie Corleone followed him down the street, once no one was around he brought out his 9 MM pistol attached with a suppressor then shot him in the back of the head. Mean while after that Raptorsare a former Barzini Hitsquad soldier was in West Virginia in the hunt for CarminePolito a Calabrese Capo.

 

When The-Yankee heard their were gonna be problems down in West Virginia he took the first flight there to take care of business. Raptorsare thought no one knew that he was going after Carmine, The-Yankee found out which hotel he was staying in and later that night he would go finish Raptorsare off. A maid went into the room the next morning and saw that Raptorsare was hanging out his window. With a note attached to his shirt saying Buona Fortuna. Salvatore_Sapienti a unknown associate for a unknown family heard that another former Barzini Hitsquad soldier was staying in a cabin in Oklahoma.

 

Since Salvatore was already in Oklahoma at the time he took a few hour drive to where the associate Yessir12 was. Once he arrived he set little bombs around his cabin and made sure that he was inside by peeking through the window to identify him. It was Yessir12. Salvatore then got back into his car and while he was driving away looking in his mirror was the explosion and death of the Barzini Soldier.

 

 

National Crime Boss on the run

September 21, 2014 by Reporter in

Hello, America! This reporter is getting several anonymous tips that there has been a new National Crime Syndicate Boss on the run. His street name is The-King and we have no idea who he is. The team only got a few glances of him climbing in a car and speeding off after several shots had been fired. Could this be the man gunning down all of the immigrants?

 

We may never know. It also seems Bane is at it again with his nemesis Don-Vindog, with a new 1 billion dollar hit on his head. Vindog was found in his latest home only to be ran off with gunfire. A new Ultimate Kingpin seems to be making a stir of fright and confusion to Frankie-Calabrese’s new laws that does not allow mobsters to go over the rank of Federal Boss. Joe-Colombo seems pretty firm in his plans on staying in the Barzini Empire as he was seen being drove around by what looked like bodyguards. We will continue to follow his story and many others.

 

Good day America!

 

Signed,

 

Edward R. Murrow.

 

 

BREAKING NEWS AMERICAN MAFIA

September 20, 2014 by Reporter in

It appears that Bane has got it out for Don-Vindog, with a new death arising from The Fratesi Crime Family. It appears none is at all safe after Vindog has broken an agreement for him to stay retired, although him and Bane have been at a stalemate. Vindog seems that he can rough it out in this battle when all favors are against him with Bane’s amazing attack fleet. Vindog even demoted and released a resident by the name of Gunnz to save his own hide.

 

We are deeply afraid of what is to come next, more killing? Or can Vindog talk his way out of this one? We will be following what loved ones of Kiora_Westland have to say about the tragic death of their family member.

 

This is Edward R. Murrow bringing you the updates as they happen. Until next time America.