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Another day elsewhere from paradise

From Hawaii to Oklahoma to “homiegangbangerland” of California, the killing won’t stop.

 

Hello, this is Joeseppe Kingston again, with more news. News.. death, shootings, people, places, vengeance, pie and other evil.

 

Yesterday, another fellow thought it was a awesome idea to start killing random people for no particular reason. Sal Gambino‘s awesome idea to start killing protected family members turned out to be really really stupid, as predicted by anyone sane. Oklahoma turned out to be the final resting place of Sal due to the vengeful work of Oppie, who was given a pat on the back, a thumbs up and a “hooray for Oppie”.

Body count: h5499, montay, luigi_fornancino, Sal_Gambino

 

Earlier today, Mortal got the same idea, but in California this time. Mortal was then killed by Joe King of GR.

Body count: Danny_Devito, ChrisChambers, II_Duce, Mortal

 

In other news, will the commission pass the bill allowing members to kill those ranked below “don” who make a family? Those ranked below don that already have a family will remain safe however, only low ranked members who make a family after the rule is made official will die.

The sugestion was made public by Michael Corleone and can be viewed here: New Rules for Corleone family and eventualy for others.

 

Now, we have a shout-out from Hector Varrios – “Be the proud, the few, the Crenshaw Boulevard bloods. Join today! Message Hector-Varrios to join!”

 

Written, edited, everything by Joeseppe Kingston – I am the chosen one, sent to save you from blissful ignorance and pull you all out of the darkness.

Another day in paradise

Hawaii. Just like Alaska, it remains isolated from the rest of the states. It is practically in Australasia, like Alaska is practically Canadarussia.

 

Despite it’s distance, the “things going wrong and resulting in lots of death” trait that several other states have, has been passed overseas to Hawaii.

 

Hello, I’m Joeseppe Kingston again with more news of death.

Yesterday, a day at the beaches of Hawaii was ruined by gunfights in the streets, forcing locals to abandon their needles and run for cover. Many of the departed have been identified as members of the Corleone, Outfit, Tattaglia and Gold Rising crime families, courtesy of some wiseguy named Joey Merlino. Merlino was involved in a serious gunfight with GR boss Joe King shortly after. The gunfight lasted and extended period until Merlino was shot to death in the face. The lone gunman was seen fleeing the scene and boarded a plane heading for Kentucky.

 

Bodies found: littlecent3, SamTheButcher, AndrewRUSSO, noone, Joey_Merlino_ and several bodyguards.

 

Written, edited and produced by Joeseppe Kingston

Stuck in the middle with you

Death in the air of Tennessee.

 

Hello, I’m Joeseppe Kingston – now that’s a proper sounding news-name!

 

Four days ago, Sonny Black of Gold Rising killed Ace Rothstein of the Underworld empire. However yesterday, Sonny was killed in a supposedly unrelated incident. Taking credit for this kill is Ruthless of the Corleones, after a dispute at the latest AMFU meeting.

 

When asked why he did what he did, Ruthless had this to say: “Really only two reasons. First, I had many people wanting to shoot him; most for just the way he talks and I did not want a repeat of you and Marko. Second, he was a terrible leader and had no idea how to talk to anyone, plus he would do random s*** over and over that pisses people off and if it had been anyone else they would have died a long long time ago. Now there wont be anymore drama and everyone that’s alive knows how everything runs, so no more drama.”


Of course we would like to get a statement from the departed, but like some say: talking to Sonny is like talking to a corpse!

 

In other news: federal jails remain empty! Inactive citizens are still at large! Because of this, American Mafia have experienced rapings and cannibalism. Dark times.

 

Written, edited, produced, reported, choreographed.. etc by Joeseppe Kingston (Joe King) – loved by some, hated by many but those guys can go to hell.

 

P.S. Remember, anyone that has anything on their minds they want to say to the public, send it in to get your voice heard! Or even if you have a funny story to share or jokes, whatever. I will try to fit a “shout-out” section at each article.

 

Ace got iced – part II

Ace Rothstein, successor to Badfellas di Corleone after the death of Joe D last month, left the Corleone empire to make it on his own. Once Ace was no longer under any form of protection, many family bosses became aware of the risk Ace was taking, especially after Ace formed the Underworld empire. Ace was apparently granted permission by AMFU to rule two states – Tennessee & Mississippi, however this is being looked into, as the number of councillors who apparently agreed to this, is looking lower than previously thought.

 

As a number of family bosses shared their doubts about the staying power of the Underworld empire, Sonny Black – co-boss of Gold Rising, came to Ace with an offer to join and become well protected – assuming that Ace was aware of just how weak he was. Sonny told Ace the truth about many powerful people that wouldn’t care if he died and therefore, needed protection.

 

During the meeting however, Ace went on to say that it was Gold Rising, that in fact needed protection from Underworld. Sonny told Ace that wasn’t true, as Gold Rising was more powerful. Ace replied by saying Sonny was no threat to him – practically daring him to attack. Looks like Sonny proved which of the two organizations was stronger.

 

As it turns out, the rumours about those powerful people who would do nothing is Ace was killed, turned out to be true, as no one has yet attempted to get revenge. Gold Rising have taken control over the remains of Ace’s former empire.

 

 

And what do Corleones think of this? Well, the old man himself – Micheal Corleone, gave an opinion or two on the situation, but appears to want to remain true to his retirement and not get involved, as long as it doesn’t effect him.

 

And what ever happened to BIRD??

 

Written, edited & published by Joe King – the Mac Daddy.

 

Underworld empire gets sent to the underworld

The boss of a small time group known as the Underworld empire, Ace Rothstein was killed earlier today. Ace was in a sit-down with Gold Rising empire co-boss Sonny Black, when things went bit crazy resulting in the death of Ace.

Weeks beforehand, Ace had taken large risk of making an independent family, which he expanded into a small empire. Unfortunately, without the ability to defend himself against most other bosses and without the protection from someone that can, Ace remained vulnerable.

More on this story later…

Once upon a time on American Mafia

Things aren’t the way they used to be. The impact was quick, briefly after anyone foresaw what was going to happen. After all, gravity always waits for the coyote to realise his mistake before letting him fall. Families are losing out on chances to find new recruits. The time in which new people can join a family before being considered “inactive” is practically nothing. Established members are also having trouble to gain any sort of power, while ready powerful members are stuck at a fixed power level. Lazy citizens are still at large.

On a brighter side, plenty more states remain to be assigned a ruler. If you are a family leader and wish to become a state ruler too, contact AMFU for the chance to pick out a vacant state to rule.

In other news, Disel has won the long awaited reward of Ultimate Trash Talking Citizen. We can imagine Disel is very excited to have his dream come true.

 

As for me, I’m looking for an intern to work for me, here at AM Times. All journalists have lackeys to do the dirty work, while they take all the credit and feel important, so why can’t i have that? Messege me if you can lower yourself to be my assistant.

Edited, written, produced.. etc. by Joe King aka the Mac Daddy – damn I haven’t used that nickname in a long time. I’m the media so I can use whatever one I want!

REWARD – I will pay 100k for any Paulie-Gulteari sightings!!

The World is Ours

The numerous mafia familes that occupies 9, later 10 states of the USA have now grown and are expanding over all 50 states. The rest of the USA is now opened up for mafiosos to expand to.

This has created numeous problems for the Commision, known as AMFU (American Mafia Families Union) who try to keep each state under control of a respected leader. Now AMFU are struggling to keep each new state from being taken by small timers and trying to recruit new councillers for the positions.

This is a new begining for American Mafia, as mafiosos await to see what the future has to offer them.

History will remember this day…

Written and Edited by Joe King

 

Michael Corleone

Michael Corleone

The story of Michael Corleone is one that could have been made for the movies. Michael came from Corleone, Sicily with his two brothers, Don Vito and Mr. Xela. Word spread to Corleone about the death of their father, who was killed while running the Corleone Crime Family. Having built up the family, he made some enemies along the way, and one of those enemies found a way to hit the Don.

 

After the three brothers arrived in America, vengeance was on there mind. Michael decided to take that vengeance out himself. Michael murdered his fathers enemies, and had to flee back to Sicily to hide out. The Corleone Family was taken over my Don Vito, because Michael, the eldest brother, could not assume control, as he was in Sicily during the time of the transition. While under Don Vito’s control the Corleone Family began to rise in power. Seizing opportunities that presented themselves, The Corleones began to establish power that began to upset some of the older mafia families. Don Vito was killed during one of the mob wars that ensued during the struggle for power.

 

Mr. Xela being Don Vito’s under boss assumed power, and The Corleones power began to rise even greater. Mr. Xela first task as Capo Di Tutti Cappi was to vanquish all enemies of the family. The Corleones now with over a 100 members were focused on taking over America, when tragedy struck.

 

To this day, it is still unknown why Mr. Xela was killed. Perhaps it was a outstanding beef from his younger days. Those stories that have been told as to what happened are still just stories.

 

While all this was going on Michael returned to America as a Cardinal, and sent to Oklahoma to do his duties there. After both of his brothers died, Michael had enough and took over control of The Corleone Crime Family.

 

Under Michael’s control the family has steadily risen. Claiming profits of 10 billion dollars every year, the Corleones have achieved status like no other. Michael has kept all the captains in place, Tolly, Raymond, and Xela’s former RHM Ruthless. Ruthless holds a place in the Corleone Empire as the one who avenged Mr.Xela deaths.  With these members Michael has portrayed himself as an honor filled leader. His ruthlessness however should not be overlooked. During many wars, like with the Carlonesi war, the Irish war, Yakuza war and Scarface Union war, Michael has proven that he can be unmatched. Michael also has the distinction of killing Jackass and fatally shooting Administrator, who happen to survive after doctors did a heart transplant, two of the most powerful men in America.

 

Michael can be looked to as a mentor also.  He has been a great teacher and leader to many members that come across his way.  He has showed people like the Great Benny Noodles Jr skills that are necessary to become a great warrior in this thing of ours.

 

As time passes who really knows what will become of this wise old man.  Will he just pass on, without any fuss, to be forgotten like so many others.  Or will Michael Corlenoe be remember for not only the way he held the Corleone name high, but also as a fair, intelligent leader.  Time will tell, but for now he is still with us, in control of the most powerful empires in America today.  Counting his billion dollars and living his life like a Wise Old Man should.

 

Summer Slaughter

Summer Slaughter

 

Sometimes when a low-life does something to try and increase his reputation it goes unoticed.  There have been a lot of thugs hiding out amongst the regular citizens over the past few months.  Waiting around hoping that one day things will be forgotten.  However, with good dectective work, and a little luck, these so-called citizens were found out.  A list was handed out to all major mafioso around the country, and given the orders to clean out the betrayers, wanna-be’s and low-level goombas that don’t really have a place in this system.  What has come next is the ruthless slaughter of anyone who doesn’t be long to a regime.  Bodies have been piling up around the country and the police don’t have any leads as to who is doing it.  One thing is for certain, as the Summer continues, the Slaughter remains.

Other News

Late Saturday night there was a stabbing at Luigi’s Bar and Grill in New York City.  Details are still unclear as to what happened and what it was over, but a few wispers tell me that it was retaliation for a hit on another family.  Leo-Dicap, Don of the Tattaglia Family was fataly stabbed in the neck.  Witness say that Leo was sitting in the VIP lounge with a few women beside him having a nice steak dinner.  Being as there are security guards posted at the front doors of the VIP lounge, the assaliant must have been known be Leo.  There wasn’t a struggle, and no shots fired in return.  Leo’s gun was still in its holster untouched.  Police are reviewing the bloody mess, but are staying tight lipped about it.  Another night in mafia land.

 

Also in other news, Mr. Rizzuto, Don of the Rizzuto Family, and propriator of the AMtimes, was arrested early last week for assaulting an officer, assault causing bodily harm, and possesion of marijauna.  Apperently, after going to the bar with some associates, a couple of punks tried to stir things up with the Don.  Big mistake.  A fight broke out, outside and Mr. Rizzuto ended up knocking one of the punks to the ground.  While he was kicking him in the head, a police officer tried to break it up, only to end up with a broken nose for his trouble.  After a 3 more officers arrested Rizzuto, searched him, they found he was holding 12 grams of marijuana.  He was placed into the booking room, and released on a $2500 bond.  It was his first offence in nearly 10 years.  His lawyer states that theres a good chance that he will be free from jail time.  Hopefully he’s right.

Thank you for reading.

BlackWidow

THE BLACKWIDOW

The BlackWidow, one of the most notorious mafioso around, deadly and silent.  Under estimate the spider and it will come with swift venom, that kills without mercy and quickly.  Stalking its prey in the shadows before unleashing furry unseen by most.

 

The BlackWidow was born in Nevada, to ScarlettMessi.  Some say that the great Benny Noodles Jr is the father, which she might get her traits from.  Either way the Widows life as a child wasn’t the easiest.  At an early age she witnessed her mothers death, being accidentally shot by her long time friend.  The story goes that one night while playing poker, with drinks flowing casually, Scarlett decided to show off her skills with a hand gun.  Twisting and flipping it in the air, like a gunslinger from the west.  Her friend, thought that he could to better.  It was a fatal mistake.  While spinning the gun on his finger, it accidentally went off, the bullet piercing her chest and rupturing an artery in her heart.  Widow heard the noise, and came out to see her mother lying on the floor dying.  It was her first taste of death, but not her last.

 

Growing up as a teenager, she took to the streetlife and quickly impressed the local thugs with her willingness to take on anyone and anything.  Men followed her around hoping to get close to her, but after seeing what happened with her mother, she was leery to let anyone near.  Soon, Tony Montana Jr took a shine to the spider and she was quickly accepted to that family, doing jobs and robberies to make a name for herself.  Then one night, at a night club, she met someone that would change things around for her, for the better.

 

It wasn’t long after BlackWidow and Scarface hooked that things were clearly moving for them together.  After a blessing from Tony Montana Jr, she was able to leave that family to become closer to Scarface.  I wasn’t long before she would prove her loyalty, not only to Scarface, but to the Corleone’s as well.  Moving through the ranks, and earning more respect, the decision was made for her to branch off and start leading her own family..The Corleone Vedova Sindacato.

 

Always friendly to other mafioso, BlackWidow made many allies, but enimies are quick to learn that you do not want to cross the BlackWidow.  Things have been growing for her, family on the rise and wealth coming from multiple sources.  BlackWidow is well on her way to being a Wise Old Woman.

 

I’ve recently caught with BlackWidow for an interview….

Mr. Rizzuto

When you first arrived on the Mafia scene…many thought that you were a guy in disguise, how did that make you feel?

BlackWidow

Honestly? A little annoyed. I understand there aren’t a lot of females in the mafia scene, so I understood the skepticism. But I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy proving them all wrong lol.

 

Mr. Rizzuto

As being one of the only female mafiso, have there been any trouble with the male counter parts?

BlackWidow

Not really, everyone is going to have enemies. Right after our marriage I was shot at a couple times by an old enemy of his, but for the most part I feel like being a chick made it a little easier for me to have conversations and build relationships with the other mafia leaders.

 

Mr. Rizzuto

I’ve noticed you’ve created a family, how did that become?

BlackWidow

For a while I didn’t want to be a family leader, didn’t want the responsibility. I enjoyed being a part of L’Elite Corleone and being Scarface’s RHM, but after I ranked to Capo di Tutti Capi, a lot of other leaders were questioning when I was going to start a family. With all of their support, I decided to go for it. =)

 

Mr. Rizzuto

Thank you for the interview

 

BlackWidow

Your Welcome

Thank you for reading another edition of AMtimes

Benny Noodles Jr The Legend

Benny Noodles Jr

The Legend

Benny Noodles Jr. was born and raised in Brooklyn New York by his father, the great Benny Noodles.  Benny Noodles at the time was the ruler of the New York and the Founder of the Bloodline Alliance.  While working his contacts through New York City and surrounding boroughs, he was elected to be Governor of New York.  Late one evening while working at the office, an assassins bullet pierced through his chest.  He was found dead the next morning by his secretary.  Benny Jr. was only 17 at the time of his fathers assassination.

 

Over the next few months Benny Jr’s hate grew for the ones who perpetrated this murder of his father.  He had a plan to get his revenge and take back what was once his fathers territory.  A ruthless person, Benny Jr would stop at nothing to get what he wanted.  He reached out to some of the contacts that his father made previously before him, and together they began strategizing and organizing a new era of mafia families.
Through hard work, Benny Jr rebuilt the family his father once had, The Bloodline Alliance.  It was clear to those around at the time that, this time the family was stronger than ever.  He wouldn’t stand for traitors and people who were not loyal to him and proved that by taking out perpetrators of this himself.

 

The Bloodline Alliance was quickly become a force, and branches of other families resulted in this.  There were a total of nine expansion families.  Each one, although separate, loyal to Benny Noodles Jr.

 

He went on to create The Illuminati Order (A.K.A.) The Ones Who See All, and The Noodles Crime Family.  It seemed like there was an empire in the making.  With The Noodles Crime Family and The Illuminati working together, New York was under complete control of Benny Noodles Jr.  This empire was one of the largest of all time, and the Noodles Empire had a lot of power and respect with other families around.  This Empire ruled New York for years.

 

As Benny Jr got older it was clear that everything his father had built, and what he rebuilt, would last as long as he wanted it to.  He was declared by some as the greatest ruler New York has ever known.

 

Benny Jr grew to become a Wise Old Man, and along with other powerful bosses around the nation sat on a seat of The AMFU (American Mafia Families Union), representing New York.  Together they sat down and hashed out many rules and kept things in the nation under control, and kept strays from ruining everything that they have worked for.

 

During a short absence from his family, so enemies thought they could take advantage of that.  However, after the return of Benny, together with AMFU, they quickly showed why they are the most powerful in the entire American Mafia.  It didn’t take long to realize that, once something happens than all allies form a united front to dispatch of any enemies that had ideas of running things there way.

 

How powerful was Benny Noodles Jr.?  He was considered great by many people and proved that greatness by becoming the first Moderator of American Mafia.org.  As an innovator he was first to create and Empire, by expanding his organization and having each of those families acting like one big family.

 

You can call Benny Jr. a philosopher, a mentor, a trend setter….but most of all you can call Benny Noodles Jr. a Legend.

 

He was no ordinary person, a great leader, and feared nothing.  Not ever the gods themselves could make him flinch.  Benny had a great life and he lived it to the fullest.

 

Benny has retired from the Mafia lifestyle.  His legacy, however, will fully live on with the emipre he has built.  Along with Venicii III, Paulie, and Mr. Rizzuto, the empire will only grow, and never surrender to any thing that may threaten this.  Even though Benny is retired, his rule of NY is still there.  I’m sure if you see a Wise Old Man walking down the streets, being greeted with respect, than you can be sure Benny is in town.