Year: 2015

The name is known by nearly every underworld figure. Almost every Mafioso has had a run in with him at some point in their career. This infamous mobster has finally met his maker and the AM Times has the scoop on how it happened.

It was June 14^th, 2015 and Chapo Guzman had just arrived back in the United States from a long vacation several days earlier. He had been trying to get a few things in line while at the same time keeping an eye his backside the entire time. Chapo knew that there would be multiple people gunning for him and his plan was to get them before they could get him. Reports had surfaced of seeing Chapo at the League of Shadows old headquarters in New York and Oklahoma, but no hard evidence had surfaced that he had truly been there. It is believed that Chapo moved stealthily in the night hours so as to avoid detection by his enemies. The Bosses of The Outfit, the ruling faction of the American Mafia, had also learned of Chapo’s arrival back in the US and had dispatched several scouts to see if they could find him. The Outfit, made up of the Bosses of the Barzini, Famiglia, Lucchese and Moretti Empires, wanted to make sure they got Chapo this time while they had the chance.

In the Barzini Headquarters in New York, Barzini Empire boss LeftyTwoGunz called a meeting of The Outfit. Famiglia Empire Boss Ricardo “Ric” Barzini, Lucchese Empire Boss Gunnz Lucchese and Moretti Empire Boss Moretti SA2 were all summoned to Lefty’s headquarters. One by one they showed up in their armored limousines and made their way inside Lefty’s social club. When they were all finally there they began to strategize about how they were going to get Chapo.

“Well guys, we knew he was going to come back eventually, now how are we going to get him?” Lefty asked the group. “Has anyone seen if he’d be willing to accept a peace agreement?” Moretti SA asked. “Get the **** outta here with a peace agreement, this man has killed way too many of our guys to just let it go.” Gunnz replied incredulously. “I agree, we carnt be letting him roam around the country thinking we’re just gonna sit back and let him kill our guys,” Ric added. With that all four bosses began to discuss plans on getting rid of Chapo Guzman for good. Multiple plans were discussed and when they finally reached a consensus on a plan Lefty concluded by saying, “when the time comes, I want to be the one to pull the trigger.” The other Outfit Bosses shook their head in understanding. They all clinked their classes to cheers the agreement and then each quickly left to put the plan in motion.

Meanwhile in Nebraska, Chapo was hiding out in an abandoned warehouse that he converted into a compound/hideout. He didn’t want to take any chances of running into anyone from the Outfit Families so he chose to go to a secluded state in a rural area of the state to gather his thoughts and ready himself for the eventual battle that lay ahead. It was a bit odd that no other member of the League of Shadows had come back to the United States with Chapo and all the remaining members are still believed to be hiding out in foreign countries in fear for their lives. Even the once feared Benny Noodles refused to come to the aid of Chapo, yet Chapo decided he was going to make his move regardless.

Chapo left the compound briefly to go into town to get some food and supplies to hold him over for a few days until he was ready to make his move. While in town it just so happened that Lucchese Street Boss Ghost “Barzini” Lucchese was in town making his monthly collections. When he spotted Chapo he immediately ducked out of view so Chapo would not spot him and then quickly called his Boss Gunnz. “Yo! You’re never gonna believe who I’m looking at!” Ghost said excitedly to Gunnz. “Keep tabs on him, I’m gonna get Ric and Lefty and we’ll be there ASAP,” Gunnz replied.

Gunnz then called up Ric and Lefty and the three men made their way to Nebraska to get rid of Chapo Guzman once and for all. It seems the planning they had done earlier that morning was for naught since Chapo just so happened to fall into their laps. What a stroke of luck! A few hours after getting the call from Ghost, the three Bosses, Gunnz, Ric and Lefty, all arrived in Lincoln, Nebraska and hopped in the SUV that Ghost had waiting for them. As soon as they jumped in the SUV Gunnz called Ghost to find out where he was. Ghost told Gunnz that he had followed Chapo back to a secluded warehouse in the middle of nowhere and that he was parked about a half a mile down the road staking the place out to make sure no one came in or out. Gunnz relayed the message to Ric and Lefty and they began speeding in the direction that Ghost told them.

When they arrived at the compound about a half hour later they found Ghost already suited up and ready to fight his way into the compound. Lefty then reminded the three men that he wanted to be the one to kill Chapo. “There’s no way we’re letting you go up there alone though boss,” Ric replied to Lefty. “We ride together, we die together, WeDemBoyz,” Gunnz added. Lefty smiled at Gunnz’s remark and nodded approvingly at the plan for all four men to enter the compound together. Once they were locked and loaded they all hopped into the SUV and drove the half mile up to the front of the old warehouse and readied themselves for a crazy fight.

As soon as they opened the doors to the car, they were immediately forced to find cover behind some old oil drums to avoid the bullets that Chapo was now firing at them from an opened window at the top of the compound. “HAHAHA you dumba**es! I saw you guys coming for miles! You think you can get me that easy?!” Chapo yelled out at the four men. Lefty, Gunnz, Ric and Ghost all laughed at how quickly the situation deteriorated and they knew that they weren’t going to have an easy fight on their hands. Lefty motioned for them all to make their way towards the open door that lead into the warehouse and on the count of three they made a dash for the door. Dirt puffed up around them as bullets hit the ground all around them as they made their way towards the door. Ghost took a bullet in the foot but was able to continue running on adrenaline alone.

When they made it to the door, Lefty told Ghost to stay put and keep watch on the door and the outside area to make sure Chapo didn’t try to escape. The other three would slowly make their way inside to find Chapo and finish the Job. When they got inside the warehouse the found a big empty room with a cot in the corner and a metal staircase that lead up to what appeared to be an old office that had been converted into a safe room. In this room they could see the silhouette of Chapo and his machine gun coming towards the door. They quickly took cover as Chapo opened the door and began firing at them. When Chapo stopped to reload Lefty popped out from behind the beam he was using for cover and fired several shots at Chapo with his AK-47, one of which hit it’s mark and caused Chapo to momentarily lose his grip on his gun. As he dropped the gun Gunnz and Ric also opened fire on Chapo with their Desert Eagles but were not able to connect with their target. Chapo was able to grab his gun and quickly duck back into the room.

Lefty then told Gunnz and Ric to cover him from the ground as he made his way up the staircase to get Chapo. Gunnz and Ric did as they were told and kept their guns trained on the office door ready to fire the moment they saw Chapo. Lefty quickly made his way up the stairs and as he got closer to the door to the office he slowed his pace down to a crawl. He knew Chapo was a dangerous man and was willing to take his time to make sure he got his man without suffering any injuries. Lefty finally made it to the door of the office and he could hear Chapo banging on his gun and cursing. “Son of b****!!” Chapo yelled out as he was trying to get his gun back in working order. Unbeknownst to Lefty Ric and Gunnz, Ric and Gunnz had hit Chapo’s gun with several shots and it had rendered his machine gun inoperable. Lefty quickly made his way into the room and before Chapo realized what was happening Lefty fired two shots hitting Chapo in both arms, making it impossible for Chapo to continue fighting. Chapo began to laugh as he realized his fate. “You think I didn’t know this was coming? You think there wasn’t a plan in all this?” He began to yell at Lefty. Not wanting to hear anymore lies and bullsh** Lefty fired one more shot at the center of Chapo’s head. The bullet pierced his forehead and exploded out of the back of Chapo’s head. “Yeah Chappy, did you plan that?” Lefty said after he killed Chapo. Wanting to make sure that he was dead Lefty fired another shot into the center of Chapo’s chest and then called Gunnz and Ric up for them to see Chapo’s body.

As Ric and Gunnz got into the room, both men emptied their clips into Chapo’s body as well. By now Chapo was long dead but each man wanted the satisfaction of shooting him. So many bullets had hit Chapo in such a short period that he was no longer recognizable. Before they left the warehouse, Lefty made his way over to Chapo’s body. He spit on the corpse and then proceeded to urinate on what was left of the body as well. This action caused Ric and Gunnz to break out in laughter. When Lefty was finished relieving himself the three men made their way back down the stairs to where Ghost was waiting for them. “You get him?” Ghost asked. “Yea and I think he’s pissed,” Ric answered as Lefty and Gunnz both began to crack up at the pun. They helped Ghost to his feet and made their way back to the SUV. As they climbed in Gunnz quickly called Moretti SA to let her know that Chapo had been taken care of and where the body was if any of her men wanted to come relieve themselves. SA chuckled at Gunnz’s statement and then congratulated the men on a job well done. Gunnz then hung up the phone and closed the door to the SUV. “Now what?” he asked looking at the other three men. “Now we enjoy the peace while it lasts,” Lefty replied. “Amen to that,” Ric added, and with that the men left the warehouse and made their way back to the airport to head home.

After many months of warring between The Outfit and the League of Shadows, the League’s boss was finally dead. There was no question about it Chapo Guzman was no more. Since the death of Chapo Guzman a relative peace has returned to the American Mafia. Notable Mafioso have returned to get back into the business and things seem to be on the up and up. Only time will tell how long this will last. Until next time, keep your heads low and activity high. Stay safe out there.

The offices of the AM Times had been destroyed a couple months ago by a bomb that was believed to be planted by underworld figures. It seems the Times had been getting too close to certain big names in the underworld and they wanted to send a message to try and scare our reporters from reporting on underworld news. Well, with a new reinforced office building we are back and even more energized to bring you the most up to date American Mafia news! We will be publishing several stories that happened while our offices were being rebuilt. The following story is one that you may have missed.

5:15am, a plane touched down in New York, emblazoned upon it was the emblem for the Moretti Crime Empire.

The current kingpin, Pazzo “Sangue” Moretti, drew close to the exit, and began descending down the plane’s staircase. Four bodyguards greeted their boss and gestured for him to walk towards the arriving limousine. Upon entering, Pazzo greeted Heisenberg, who was eagerly awaiting in the limousine for his boss. “Why were we called here again?”, to which Heisenberg replied, “Lefty needed us for something, but he didnt say what for..”

5:30am, Pazzo and Heisenberg received a phone call from Lefty, the Barzini Godfather. “Hey guys, need you to meet me at the Barzini headquarters in about 10-15 minutes. “No worries, I just touched down at the airport 15 minutes ago, so we’ll be there soon.” Pazzo instructed his driver to take the quickest route to Barzini’s HQ, and turned to Heisenberg, “So how are our businesses going lately? Sorry I haven’t been around much, these kingpin duties are taking a toll on me” By instinct, Heisenberg pulled out an enclosed envelope, “All the latest prices are on there, I think we may have to sell some properties though, they aren’t bringing in the estimated income that they should be.” “Ah, I’ll look at it later, at the moment I want to focus on what’s so important that we have to come all the way to New York for to meet Lefty for”, Pazzo placed the envelope into a suitcase and gave it back to Heisenberg.

5:45am, the smell of tobacco filled the office of the Barzini headquarters as the Godfather of Barzini, LeftyTwoGunz, sat in his chair waiting for the two Moretti delegates to arrive. He had previously been talking to his close friends and members, Ricardo Barzini, Gunnz and MrTexas about trying to quell the threat that was NoGhostsPlease. Upon the three members leaving the room, the telephone rang. “Hey. We’re just outside, you gonna let us in?”. “Sure” Lefty replied, “I’m waiting up in the office, I’ll see you when you get here.” Lefty lit a cigar and walked to the balcony to see the limousine containing Pazzo, Heisenberg and four bodyguards roll into the driveway. As the door opened downstairs, Lefty sat down, reached into the draw on his desk and screwed a silencer onto to his Walther.

5:48am, three distinct knocks at the door signified that the two delegates were awaiting outside the door, upon hearing the knocks, Lefty had pressed a button located under his desk, which allowed the door to open up for those outside. “Hey Lefty”. “Pazzo, how are you?” The two men firmly shook hands, “Heisenberg”, “Lefty” he replied, nodding his head with respect. “Please, gentlemen, have a sit” pointing towards two leather seats. After sitting down, the three men began their discussion. “So what was so important, that you had to get us all the way down here?”, Lefty sternly looked at the pair, then leaned forward. “As you know, America has seen it’s fair share of people looking for power, those who will put our members in danger, in order to gain some sort of satisfaction in their lives-” “Yes. We know, and each time we have got rid of them.” To which Heisenberg nodded in agreement. “Correction, Barzini has always got rid of the problems, lately, our family have been the only ones to do anything. Some of my members have risked death themselves in order to preserve the safety of others. Now, don’t get me wrong, some Moretti members have been happy to help with the problems we face, but we all know that there was no order for them to intentially offer to help, was there now?” Pazzo replied bluntly, “I guess there wasn’t.”

5:55am, “Now you see, in my books, it is a problem to have a kingpin in place that is not willing enough to put themselves in danger. You know that we both respect each other, but when the time came, you were not there for us when we needed the help. Yes we managed to deal with the problem, but it costed me a branch boss. That I cannot afford to keep happening.” Pazzo looked at Lefty, then turned to Heisenberg, “Wait outside for me, ill be a couple of minutes, I just need to discuss something in person with Lefty.” Heisenberg hesitated for a second, looking back and forth between the two empire bosses. “Sure boss, I’ll wait outside, I’ll come back in a few minutes.” Pazzo watched as Heisenberg walked towards the door and exited, before turning back to Lefty. “So….I guess this is it.” In response, Lefty looked at Pazzo and replied, “I guess it is, you will always have my respect brother, you know that, but when it comes down to it, when we needed you the most, you abandoned us.” After a few seconds of silence, Pazzo sighed, “I’ll see you in the next life brother”.

5:58am, two silenced shots were fired and Pazzo Moretti’s body slumped back into the leather chair, blood trickling down his forehead. “Rest in peace, my brother” Lefty said in remorse, returning to his cigar, puffing on it a few times, as though to relieve the stress of having to kill a respected friend. Two minutes later, he heard a familiar voice drawing close to the door, Heisenbergs’s. Before he knew it, the door creaked as Heisenberg entered, unaware that his family boss had just been killed, he returned to his seat. “So guys, I presume everything has been settled and we can be on our seperate ways?”. Lefty stayed quiet for a moment, not knowing if Heisenberg was aware or not that his leader was dead, only a mere metre away from him. “Not exactly my friend”, Lefty stood up and turned round, looking out the window on the state of New York. Heisenberg noticed a change in the atmosphere, and turned to signal his boss that they should leave, and quickly. “Boss?”, as he shook his leader’s shoulder, Pazzo’s head rolled onto his shoulder to reveal two bullet holes in his forehead. Upon discovering that he boss was dead, Lefty turned quickly on his heels, drawing his Walther from his inside pocket of his suit, and pointed the gun at Heisenberg. “What happened to him”, after a few seconds of dispair, Heisenberg looked to Lefty for an answer. His eyes focused on what Lefty had in his hand, “Oh, shi-“. A single bullet passed through his head, his body rolling off the seat onto the carpet. “Not the carpet again!”, Lefty shouted. “I just got that changed!”.

6:00am, Lefty fired another body into Heisenberg’s body, in an act to ensure that he was in fact dead. “Rest in peace Heisenberg”, bowing his head in respect to the two Moretti delegates, returning to his desk, he dialled a number into his telephone. “Joe, you there? I need you to come by the office. Yeah, another mess was made, I need you guys to come round and clean it up. Yeah…..sure, I can wait, I’ve got nothing important happening”. The Barzini Godfather returned the phone into it’s socket, and returned to his seat. Upon waiting, Lefty looked down, and noticed a briefcase, black in colour and relatively small. He placed it onto the table and clicked open the locks, he slowly opened the briefcase, peeking inside to decide whether it was of danger or not, and noticed a collection of papers, placed neatly, one on top of each other. He began shuffling through the collection, when he stopped by an enclosed envelope. He retrieved a knife and began opening the envelope, after focusing his eyes, he started reading through the sheets of paper, his eyes, widening as he read further on. “Jesus Christ, there’s enough records here for about two hundred businesses across America”. He began making a list, Nevada, Washington, Florida, Arizona, New York… Enough businesses to bring in a deadly amount of income, even if some weren’t performing as well as others.

6:05am, Lefty put the papers aside and reached across to the telephone, he began calling some numbers. “What’s up boss?”, “Ric, I need you to get Tex and Gunnz and come back to the office, I just found some real important shit that I need to show you guys. As in, some documents that can bring us some serious cash”. Ric acknowledged his bosses order, then asked a question, “How did the meeting go with Pazzo?”, Lefty paused, and looked at the bodies of Pazzo Moretti and Heisenberg, “Um, I’ll tell you everything once you are all here, until then get Tex, I think he’s down in Texas with his family, and Gunnz is in Rhode Island, running some operations for his new empire”. Ric agreed and Lefty ended the call. He sat back in his chair, realising that America was now missing a kingpin, and two delegates, one of which, the founder of the Moretti empire were now dead.

6:06am, Lefty lit another cigar, and called in a bodyguard that was located outside the office door, “Vito, be on the watch for Ric, Tex and Gunnz. As soon as they get here, escort up here ASAP. Understood?” “You got it boss, give me a shout if you need anything”. Lefty gestured for him to leave, “That will be all Vito, thanks though.” As his bodyguard was just about to exit the room, Lefty called him back. “Vito, while you are waiting, call the Moretti office, and ask for an associate of theirs to come down as well. I think they will need to start deciding on who is going to step up and be their next boss.” Vito looked at the two bodies, then back to his boss, “Sure thing, I’ll call the office while im waiting for the guys to arrive.” Lefty nodded and let Vito exit, he was left in silence, face to face with two dead bodies.

“Right then, time to get to work” Lefty declared, leaving the office and the two bodies that remained in their seats.

The date was May 30th 2015; Viod was scared confused and walking along a dark Minnesota highway in the middle of the night in search of a safe place to pass the time. It was only a few days earlier that he had narrowly survived an attempt on his life. He walked with his head down, resigned to the fact that any minute he could be facing another attempt on his life. He made it to a small dive bar located at a rest stop along the highway and he decided to go in to have a few drinks to get his mind off his impending doom. As he walked in to the bar, the few drunks scattered around all looked over at him with a look of curiosity as to who this stranger was. Viod didn’t attempt to make friends, choosing to instead find a seat at the corner of the bar. He had no one to turn to. His Boss, Machine Gun Kelly had been mortally wounded several days before the attempt on himself and Bluejay, the other member of the Mancini Administration, had also been killed. Due to the deaths of the top two leaders of the Mancini Empire, the majority of its members were given the option to go down with their empire or join a new Empire and keep living. Viod was not given that choice. Mafia protocol states the Boss, Underboss and Consigliere of an Empire must all be taken out if the Boss is hit.
Viod motioned for the bartender and asked him if they had any specials. “Yea, we got shots of whiskey and I’ll give you a gold star,” the bartender said sarcastically. Viod was not in the mood for the antics and quickly snatched the bartender by the head and slammed it on the bar. The loud thud echoed through the nearly empty bar but the drunks in the bar barely noticed. The bartender picked his head up off the bar and in a more polite tone said, “I’ll get you a shot of whiskey, first round is on me sir.” The bartender walked away rubbing the knot that was growing on his head and grabbed the bottle of whiskey and a shot glass and headed back over towards Viod. He quickly poured him a shot and Viod slammed it down in a matter of seconds. “Again,” Viod demanded. The bartender refilled the glass and once again Viod slammed it down. “Again,” Viod said once more, and the bartender proceeded to refill his glass for a third time. This routine would continue for 5 or 6 more shots until Viod was sufficiently boozed up and then he ordered a Long Island Iced Tea. Viod’s lack of sleep mixed with the 9 or 10 shots he had just taken in less than 5 minutes quickly took their toll on him. His head began to droop and as the bartender was placing the Long Island Iced Tea on the bar Viod fell asleep right there at the bar.

About an hour and a half later Viod woke up, still very drunk and attempted to stand up. His vision was fuzzy and his brain was foggy as he could not remember at first where he was. He slowly gained back some composure and made his way to the bathroom to take a leak. He opened the door to the bathroom and saw that both stalls were occupied so he went over to one of the urinals to do his business. As he unzipped he heard the distinct sound of a gun being cocked behind his back. Luckily for Viod he had been standing at a urinal so he did not mess his pants. He slowly turned his head expecting to find a gun pointed at him but when he looked he saw one of the drunks placing his gun back in his holster as he was heading back into the bar. Viod let out a loud sigh realizing that it was not yet his time. He smiled at the situation and realized how he must have looked silly had anyone noticed him. What Viod didn’t realize was someone did notice. In one of the stalls peaking through the crack was Ghost-Barzini.

It just so happened that Ghost had given up looking for Viod that night and decided to have a drink in the very same bar Viod ended up going to. As Viod zipped up his pants and reached for the handle to flush the toilet he heard the door to one of the stalls behind him begin to creak. Viod figured he had his scare for the night and that there was no way he had anything further to worry about. He planned to go out, pay his tab and find a nearby motel to get some rest. Viod would never make it out of the bathroom. Ghost raised his .45 Smith and Wesson to the back of Viod’s head, said “Barzini sends their regards,” and fired three shots. Viod fell down almost instantaneously and hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. Blood spatter the tiled wall behind the urinal and a pool of blood began to form around Viod’s head where he landed on the floor. Ghost nonchalantly slipped his gun back into his waistband, walked to the sink to wash his hands and then walked back into the bar. The drunks who had been in the bar had ran when they heard the gunshots and the bartender stood trembling staring at Ghost. Ghost calmed him down, “Hey relax pal, in this life we only kill each other you got nothing to worry about.” Ghost then motioned for the bartender to pour him a shot. He took the shot and threw down a wad of cash as he began to make his way to the door. As he got to the door, he turned around to address the bartender once more. “Just remember, you don’t know me but I know you and where you work. When the cops ask you what happened you better say you didn’t see anything.” The bartender nodded and managed to utter “Yes sir.” Ghost then turned and walked out of the bar. He hopped into his car and drove off into the night. The bartender waited about 15 minutes before finally calling the police. Ghost’s words had scared the bartender enough that he wanted to make sure he gave Ghost enough time to get out of the area before the police were alerted. When the police arrived they found Viod in the bathroom lying face down in a pool of blood and urine. They quickly called the coroner out and began processing the crime scene.

The Minnesota State Police released a statement saying that at the present time they have no leads on a suspect or a motive, however considering Viod was a well known Mafiosi they considered it to be an obvious gangland execution. The coroner’s report lists the cause of death as gunshot to the head and the approximate time of death was 11:53 pm. The Police have asked anyone with any knowledge of this crime to contact them immediately. They have asked that all citizens take extra precautions when out and about at night time until they are able to track down this killer.

Until that time, stay safe out there America.

On May 30th, 2015 at 9:51 am, Nebraska State Police responded to a frantic call from a member of the public about a body floating in a river. After arriving at the scene, officers managed to fish the corpse from the river and did a brief search of the body to see if there was any identification. Officers found a wallet containing a driver’s license as well as $3,500 in cash, a clear indication that the cause of death was not a botched robbery but instead more likely a gangland execution.

While it is standard procedure for Police to first contact the next of kin before releasing any information about the identity of the deceased, information has leaked stating that the body found in the river was that of Dutch Schultz. There is no definitive answer as to the motive behind Schultz’s murder, however there has been speculation that the death was Mob related.

Multiple reports coming from our sources in the underworld state that Schultz had fallen out of favor with high ranking members of the Barzini Crime Family and had signed his death warrant by attempting to deceive Barzini Boss LeftyTwoGunz. Schultz, who at one time was a Capo in the Barzini Crime Family, was also said to be missing a large chunk of flesh where a tattoo of the Barzini Coat of Arms used to be. It is believed that this was meant to symbolize the Barzini Empire’s severing ties with Schultz and any of his close associates. The coroner has not yet released a cause of death but it is believed Schultz was killed sometime between 8:30 am and 8:55 am.

As we receive more information we will be sure to keep you informed, until then please stay safe America.

24th May 2015
It was 9am and in Oklahoma and the police arrived at apartment complex after getting reports of gunfire. They bust down the door after no reply from the inside the hall way was full of gunshot holes and laying on the floor was a body of a man full of gunshot wounds. It was soon to be discovered that it was the notorious boss of the Mancini family Machine Gun Kelly.
Captain Jones of the Oklahoma police department said the police had been busy because just a few miles away police where responding to a major gun battle at a local market down town and this might be connected to Machine Gun Kelly’s murder.
The police had in protective custody viod he was involved in a gun shoot out and was minding his own business when a car pulled up and four masked individuals exited the car and started firing bullets at him. He ducked swayed and jumped hid behind cars and windows exploded with gun fire he was shot twice in the arm but was saved when the police arrived in numbers the four masked men jumped in the car and made there getaway. Two police cars gave chase.
Viod did not give no names to the police the men where masked and he was concentrating in getting the hell out of there not being hit by bullets and being killed. Police had to eventually let Viod go he had no weapons he was escorted in a police convey for his safety. Captain Jones told newspaper reporters that Viod was a one of the leaders of Mancini and that FBI and Interpol where monitoring his movements. If he had a gun we would of put him behind bars and have this criminal off the streets.

The Mancini family where to have two more shocks and destroy the family all together

At 8:58am in a lonely deserted road in Nevada a car was in flames and a woman was on the ground indulged in flames believed to be jaci fantana
Police and the ambulance arrived at the scene and witnesses in other vehicles heard a explosion.
Sheriff Freddy Gruger of the elm street sheriff police department of Nevada gave out a statement to reporters at the scene.
“It is believed a bomb was involved in this ladies murder a disgraceful act of violence yes she was known to be a Mancini crime family member but that’s no excuse using violence of this nature. We found one of her arms three miles down the highway intersection whoever carried out this attack has military background or knows people in the military”.

Witnesses gave information at 9:39am in New Jersey
Bluejay another Mancini leader was sitting in his car when a car pulled up beside him gunshots where heard the car sped away and bluejay was found slumped over his car stirring wheel with a gunshot in his head and pronounced dead at the scene. Police of New Jersey soon heard of all the other murders and exchanged information and soon came to a conclusion that only two families could of been behind these killings of the doomed Mancini crime family Barzini or moretti.

One detective in New Jersey said that leftytwogunz the leader of the barzini empire and most feared and respected underworld figures of the American Mafia was behind the killings and pulled the strings behind the scenes.
“Who else could it have been tell me” the detective said.

It hasn’t been confirmed if mgk truly ordered the take down of The Outfit or if he was framed. Both police and the underworld are reportedly still investigating the cause of the killings. Stay tuned to find out more”.

Word has spread around the American Mafia that two well respected mafioso have been noted in the morgue.

The names have been released as vTori, believed to be an associate of the growing Mancini empire. Whereas the second, was believed to be DanFam, who only recently had been brought into the Moretti crime empire.

No word has been released on the backgrounds of these deaths, but the running order of the American Mafia, ‘The Outfit’ had been seen showing their respects to the two deceased members. Delegates from all three empires were believed to be seen at the funeral, whilst the dons of the two empires, placed a rose and the family insignia on the coffins.

Upon paying their final respect, delegates from the three empires, returned to their vehicles. As the coffins were lowered, the two souls were put to rest.

Police are currently investigating the two deaths, but with no current leads the investigation may be expected to conclude in several weeks.

Meanwhile, stay safe America.

Propaganda War Continues

Over the last several months America has seen an increase in citizen’s desire to fulfill their civic duty by serving their country. Politicians’ names are beginning to be almost as recognizable as the infamous Mafiosi who are thought to be the ones currently running the country. A self described “political party”, that seems more along the lines of a gang masquerading as politicians, also appears to have emerged and has been trying to make some kind of impact on the political landscape of the country. The Democratic Republican Party, as it is known, is rumored to be run by well known mobster Mr. X through his lackey Bruce Wayne and Wayne’s blood relatives. The Wayne family has attempted to get multiple relatives elected to Governorships and Presidencies but so far each member of the Wayne family lineage that has attempted a campaign has been cut down in a hail of bullets.

It’s been a common theme as of late that supposed “retired” and “reformed” mobsters are attempting come backs in the political realm as a way to escape the wrath of their enemies. Many analysts agree that these “reformed mobsters” had hoped their enemies would be more hesitant to make an attempt on their lives if they were holding public office.  This has lead to reports of a multitude of politicians being roughed up or murdered in gangland style killings. Many are unsure if the murders are in relation to the mobsters turned politicians’ views on the country or if they are a result of long standing feuds between the new “politicians” and their former underworld foes, who are some of the most powerful Mafiosi in the country. As a result of the increase in political activity since the beginning of the year, several Governors and Congressman have been killed in rather dramatic fashion. It has been theorized that these murders occurred to clear the way for the underworld’s preferred picks for those positions, not to mention the fact that those who have been killed are self proclaimed “retired mobsters” with ties to very violent people.

Also in the political landscape, a fever has begun to spread across the country in support of a newly arrived citizen and politician who goes by the name of Fapking. Fapking’s loony speeches and uncanny ability to connect with the majority of the citizens of America has catapulted him to the pinnacle of the political world. His zany character and seemingly genuine ability to not take himself seriously has been received very well amongst a great majority of American Citizens and appears to foreshadow a very successful career for the beloved character.  It will be interesting to see if Fapking’s star will continue to rise or if it will eventually fizzle out.

Unfortunately, not everything has been so lighthearted. Last month two Governors were assassinated and their killers are still at large. It has been reported that both Governors deaths were ordered by powerful mobster and Barzini Empire Boss LeftyTwoGunz, after consulting with the rest of The Outfit. Chapo “Bane” Guzman, the former leader of the League of Shadows, died while serving as the Governor of Oklahoma. Another former member of the League of Shadows, Obliged, was also killed while serving as Governor of Ohio. It appears that it is no coincidence that these two were targeted, considering their gangland affiliations and their longstanding feud with the current ruling faction of the underworld, The Outfit.

Chapo Guzman had long been the Boss of the terrorist organization known as the League of Shadows, who’s most well known exploits are the mass murders of innocent people who may or may not have had fringe associations with The Outfit families and bosses. It is believed that Guzman continued serving as the Boss of the League of Shadows while he was serving as Governor of Oklahoma. Although his term as Governor was not long, it accurately reflected the character Guzman had been known for. In his time as Governor multiple associates and low level soldiers of the Mancini, Moretti and Barzini families had been murdered in Oklahoma and Guzman reportedly ordered that no investigations were to take place which seemingly indicated Guzman’s involvement in the murders. Guzman had been trying very hard to change his public image and portray himself as a man of the people and a defender of the defenseless during his short term as Governor, however his history of similar sentiments followed by brutal violence left many unconvinced.

Guzman’s entire campaign and term as Governor took place without Guzman ever actually stepping foot into the United States. Until his death, it was not publicly known where Guzman had been hiding or if he was taking his Governorship seriously. Shortly after Guzman’s election as Governor of Oklahoma, a low level associate of his was also elected Governor of another state. Obliged, also known in underworld circles as “The Gofer” (a derogatory term meant to point out the man’s uselessness to his own allies), had been elected Governor of Ohio thanks to reported ballot box stuffing and widespread voter fraud at the hands of the League of Shadows. Obliged’s election seemed to indicate the League of Shadows’ desire to take over the political side of America in an apparent power play against their underworld enemies. Following in the footsteps of his boss, Obliged was also not in the United States during his campaign and at the time of his election. It is believed that both men were together in hiding along with the rest of the League of Shadows organization. Since the downfall of the fabled High Council and the rise of The Outfit, no member of the League has been seen on US soil. Those that have attempted to enter the country were soon found murdered, clearly showing the determination and ability of The Outfit to eradicate their arch enemies.

Because of their own self banishment from the United States, the League had been using pseudonyms to submit propaganda articles that were meant to portray themselves in a brighter light while at the same time using unsubstantiated claims to paint their enemies as the “bad guys.” In the eyes of all Americans, both factions of the underworld are looked upon as the bad guys, considering their propensity for violence and crime, but a recent survey conducted by AM Gallupp shows that roughly 90% of the population prefers the leadership of The Outfit over the scare tactics of The League of Shadows. The League had also reportedly teamed up with the DRP Gang in an effort to help both groups delegates get elected, seemingly working in the case of Guzman and Obliged. Recently, however, an article containing blatant attacks on The Outfit may signify a decline in support for the DRP and its leader Mr. X. The infamous mobster known simply as Mr. X, who these days styles himself as a politician and as the editor in chief of the AM Times (a newspaper with no Editor in Chief), made the mistake of signing his name to the aforementioned article containing false information meant to portray The Outfit in a negative light. This clear lack in judgment has reportedly cost the DRP more than half of it’s supporters. When reporters attempted to reach Mr. X to question him on his reasons for knowingly publishing false information Mr. X declined to answer and has since been laying low in hopes that the American Public will soon forget his deception.

It was not long after this article was published that news came in that Bruce Wayne had been found murdered. Wayne, the face of the DRP, had reportedly insulted two Mafia Dons in his bid for election and instead was met by a shotgun blast to the back which killed him instantly. Wayne’s body was discovered a few days later in a creek in Castle Rock, Oregon by four boys, who had ironically been looking to see if they could find a dead body.

A few days later, on April 19, 2015, while sipping a piña colada on the balcony of his run down motel in the Red Light District of Guam, Chapo Guzman was killed by a snipers bullet. The police report states that Guzman having believed he was untouchable had been taunting enemies in the days leading up to his death. It’s been reported that well known American Hit Man Richard “The Ice Man” Kuklinski was spotted leaving the area of the murder not long after the fatal shots were fired. Kuklinski, a well known hit man with close ties to the Barzini Crime Empire, is yet to be brought up on charges. The theory behind the murder of Guzman is that LeftyTwogunz, Ricardo “Ric” Barzini, Gunnz and Mr. Texas (the ruling panel of Barzini) had given Kuklinski the task of silencing Guzman once and for all. Underworld sources report that Kuklinski arrived in Guam early on the 19^th and was quickly taxied to the empty warehouse across the street from the motel where Guzman was reported to be staying. Kuklinski climbed the outside fire escape to the roof of the warehouse and got himself in position facing the front of the motel. Just as Kuklinski had gotten himself comfortable, he noticed a familiar looking tiny man appear from behind one of the motel room doors. The man was holding a lawn chair and what had appeared to be a blender containing Piña Colada mix. As the man sat down and poured himself a drink, Kuklinski pointed his .50 caliber rifle at the man. Through the scope Kuklinski was able to 100% verify that the man he was targeting was indeed Chapo Guzman. As Guzman lifted his glass to his lips to take a sip he suddenly heard a crack in the distance. A split second later, Guzman’s head exploded spraying blood and brain matter all over the wall and door behind him.

A woman let out a loud shriek and a crowd of people ran towards the slain mobster/politician to get a better look at the gory scene. During the commotion, Kuklinski slipped out of the area and quickly made his way back to the airport to head back to the States. By the time Kuklinski landed news of the killing had reached the rest of the world and Kuklinski had a missed call from LeftyTwoGunz. Kuklinski quickly dialed Lefty’s number and when he heard him pick up just simply said “It’s done.” Lefty seemed cautiously optimistic, “You Sure? I’ve killed this man before only to see him pop up again two weeks later,” Lefty said with a chuckle. Laughing, Kuklinski replied, “When you see the pictures you’ll see what I mean.” And with that Lefty then congratulated Kuklinski on a job well done and told him to keep his phone nearby as he would be called upon again soon when Obliged was located.

Almost a week later Kuklinski’s phone rang and when he answered all he heard was “Mariana Islands,” and then the call ended. Lefty had told Kuklinski that when they found Obliged he would be contacted so Kuklinski was able to put two and two together and realized that he needed to move quickly to make sure he got the job done. Kuklinski arrived in the Mariana Islands on April 25, 2015. Obliged owned a residence near the airport and Kuklinski already had someone staking it out to make sure Obliged was home. When Kuklinski called his contact to make sure things were a go, he got the answer he wanted to hear. Kuklinski quickly made his way over to Obliged’s residence and crept in through the back window. The residence was more a shack than a house and had missing floor boards and no latches on the windows, making entry rather easy. Obliged also had no bodyguards on duty thinking he was safe in his tropical hideaway, he was in his bedroom taking a shower when Kuklinski found him. The shower curtain was a simple clear piece of plastic and when Kuklisnki finally set his eyes on Obliged he couldn’t help but laugh at the Governor’s lack of….shower room. Kuklinski quickly screwed a suppressor onto the muzzle of his 9mm Beretta and then fired three shots into Obliged’s legs causing him to crumble to the shower floor. Obliged had not even realized Kuklinski was in the house with him…and he never would. While Obliged was face down screaming in agony, Kuklinski walked up to him and pumped three more shots into the back of Obliged’s head. Kuklinski then calmly turned and walked out of the room to the front door and left the house. As he made it into the front yard he unscrewed the suppressor and left the gun at the scene of the crime to be found with the corpse.

Kuklinski was back in the States within a few hours and quickly called up his employer, LeftyTwoGunz. “That’s two of two, let me know when you’ll need me again,” Kuklinski said to Lefty with a smile. “Thanks again,” Lefty replied and both men ended the call. In a matter of a week two members of the League of Shadows had been gunned down, including its founder and leader. There have been rumors that Benny Noodles has resurfaced from his disappearance in an attempt to be the new leader of the League of Shadows, however it’s been reported that the League’s members have had mixed reviews about this.

For now it most certainly appears that the League of Shadows has been dealt a crippling blow and many believe they will not be able to recuperate from this one. We will continue to keep you in the loop on any developments related to this story or the emergence of many political hopefuls. Contrary to the view of a select few reporters, it seems the American Mafia and America in general are experiencing a highly prosperous period of time. The only question is how long will it last? Stay tuned to find out. Until next time America, keep your heads low and your necks on a swivel. Stay safe out there.