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2ND COMING

May 1, 2012 by admin in

You thought I was finished, but I come back and smack American Mafia in face! That’s right, I’m back controlling the media. People kept saying to me “Joe, get back to what you are good at, go back to entertaining and informing us about events we have probably already heard of. You’re an inspiration to us all, Joe. We love you!”

This time around, it’s more about the residents. Hard working mafias can relax after a long day of giving the law the finger and come read my articles. Because if they don’t, I will come kick the s*** outta them. I may be away from the family leader business and the commission, but I still got all the connections, I’m still in the inner circle, spreading my wisdom. Oh yeah!

It’s more than news this time, now it’s about keeping the focus on the residents, keeping them active and getting their opinions out there. Here is an average earner working his way up the recently founded Philadelphia Crime Family,
hey you, what do to say to my comeback?
Frank-Vinci: Awesome, I know you well and I know that you will be great at it.
OK, awesome. See people, here’s a supporter of me. You see? You see, Nicodermo the intern?

 

Here’s a special bulletin about a very special occurrence:

28th of may, 2012 – Paulie-Gulteari was prison raped to death. During his last supper in the prison cafeteria, he suspected one of his 12 shower daddies would betray him. 3 days after his death, before us all, stood Paulie of Nazareth. Our saviour resurrected. The newly founded Church of Paulie Christ of Shatter day saints is doing everything humanly possible to convert all sinners to AM’s religion of PaulieGultology. Praise Paulie, long may he reign.

Paulie-Gulteari: Way to ruin the news, cause with you doing it nobody’s gonna read it.
Dude, I’m the best reporter ever. I don’t care if you’re Jesus, don’t dis the media.

 

Stories will appear as soon as they happen and in the meantime, I will be getting several views from residents on topical matters.

One of the current issues, particularly in the recent forums, is cynicism. This is a topic I would really like to discuss and get several points of view from. Unless anything highly newsworthy happens, this will be discussed in my next article.

 

I know at this point of reading, Ruthless and others will be saying this article sucks, but they really dont mean it, they just hate me and will say anything against me.

But I don’t care! I’m back to writing and that’s all people should care about!

 

One last thing. Rumour has it, massive changes will come as to the way families are organized, and I got the in on it. Isn’t that amazing? The kingpin of everything will hear from me on my views. The AM population will just have to wait and see what unfolds.

 

“2nd coming” – by Joe King aka ThaJoeKingThing

Anyone who wants a shout-out, messege me and your words will appear in the next article.

Gold Rising’s War

April 30, 2012 by Reporter in

It was a damp April morning, every Mafioso was asleep. But there was one who had a nasty plain for that early morning, Joe__King of Gold Rising started to drive from state to state walking into Mafioso’s houses and killing Family leaders while they sleep. Nobody was aware of what was happening. When ironically Michael__Corleone awakened. He noticed what was happening and reacted quickly, finding Joe and after a long and hard fight, Joe__King took a bullet to the head which instantly killed him. The War was over, Both sides lost many men. A total Family Leader Body Count of 18 on the Corleone side. Including the body of Ruthless, Raymond. Both members of Bad Company. But this didn’t go unpunished. Michael__Corleone ordered the Death of all Gold Rising Members. With hours, the streets were stained with the blood of Gold Rising as everybody was being killed off.

 

No doubt this will go down into American Mafia History.

 

I recently asked Michael__Corleone for a inter, with all warm smiles, he accepted.

 

Nicky: Hello Michael, it is a great Pleasure to have you here.

 

Michael: Well thank you.

 

Nicky: So How long did it take you to noticed what Joe was doing?

 

Michael: I was in my palace when I heard phone ringing , I waked up and answered the phone , it was call from friend of mine, he said there is a war and that Raymond and Goodfellas were just killed so thats when I found out after fellas death.

 

Nicky: What was your reaction that he was attacking your Family?

 

Michael: What reaction man could expect, I was upset and sad to see my brothers in cemetery, it made me very angry, but as you all know me I try to think with my head cold always, so I calmed down thinked about situation and decided what to do.

 

Nicky: Did you feel betrayed that your former brother would do this to you?

 

Michael: Yes I felt betrayal and it is not first time I have that feeling, I was upset to see Joe decided to do that and to go on people which were close to me, so at that moment I decided to take out everyone in his empire down.

 

Nicky: How long did it take you to kill Joe?

 

Michael: Well Joe Shot someone in NY someone let me know Joe started killing in NY, so i took private flight and gone to New York, my bodyguards and I started looking for Joe in NY, Joe knew he stand no chances so he started running to airport wishing to leave NY and take some more targets out as he had targeted many, I started following him to airport and on each corner there were 7 bodyguards he hired to cover his way, I killed them all but once I got to airport Joe already was on the plane, he succeeded to leave NY, then I arranged my friends I have in politic and everywhere to cut of his money incomes and to find his location, after some time, I found him in Oklahoma, he gone to place where none think he would which I see as smart move, he was in my state, in state of Oklahoma I gone there myself, started shooting at his bodyguards there were many of them, I killed them all and finally when I got to Joe, he said to me that he did what he wanted amazing, then he tried to reach his gun and I gunned him down.

 

Nicky: Well that concludes our interview! Thank you for your time!

 

​Michael: No problem, is was my pleasure.

 

Duck season, FIRE!

March 22, 2012 by admin in

If you shot your mother-in-law last week, buy some more ammo because it’s open season on lazyass inactives of American Mafia. All inactive citizens have been ranked to goomba. Mafiosos across the country have been hunting them down and killing them, which leads to the federal jail filling up, but inmates are getting sprung faster than they can get arrested.

 

Dominick Napolitano says: “KILLING SEASON IS OPEN… F*** YEAH! KILL THAT IA SCUM!”
Carlton Leach says: “we need more IAs! They are going to be over soon.”
lollotrolli says: “I freaking love it ! It’s a very good way to sort out my murderous rampage without getting into trouble with any of the other families. So thanks to Admin for letting us kill a lot of people just for fun.”

 

The sound of a gun is better than fireworks on the 4th of July. If you are going for glory, start shooting at those worthless goombas. Just don’t miss and kill family members, otherwise you may become a target yourself.

 

Happy hunting from Joeseppe Kingston.

Another day elsewhere from paradise

March 18, 2012 by admin in

From Hawaii to Oklahoma to “homiegangbangerland” of California, the killing won’t stop.

 

Hello, this is Joeseppe Kingston again, with more news. News.. death, shootings, people, places, vengeance, pie and other evil.

 

Yesterday, another fellow thought it was a awesome idea to start killing random people for no particular reason. Sal Gambino‘s awesome idea to start killing protected family members turned out to be really really stupid, as predicted by anyone sane. Oklahoma turned out to be the final resting place of Sal due to the vengeful work of Oppie, who was given a pat on the back, a thumbs up and a “hooray for Oppie”.

Body count: h5499, montay, luigi_fornancino, Sal_Gambino

 

Earlier today, Mortal got the same idea, but in California this time. Mortal was then killed by Joe King of GR.

Body count: Danny_Devito, ChrisChambers, II_Duce, Mortal

 

In other news, will the commission pass the bill allowing members to kill those ranked below “don” who make a family? Those ranked below don that already have a family will remain safe however, only low ranked members who make a family after the rule is made official will die.

The sugestion was made public by Michael Corleone and can be viewed here: New Rules for Corleone family and eventualy for others.

 

Now, we have a shout-out from Hector Varrios – “Be the proud, the few, the Crenshaw Boulevard bloods. Join today! Message Hector-Varrios to join!”

 

Written, edited, everything by Joeseppe Kingston – I am the chosen one, sent to save you from blissful ignorance and pull you all out of the darkness.

Another day in paradise

March 14, 2012 by admin in

Hawaii. Just like Alaska, it remains isolated from the rest of the states. It is practically in Australasia, like Alaska is practically Canadarussia.

 

Despite it’s distance, the “things going wrong and resulting in lots of death” trait that several other states have, has been passed overseas to Hawaii.

 

Hello, I’m Joeseppe Kingston again with more news of death.

Yesterday, a day at the beaches of Hawaii was ruined by gunfights in the streets, forcing locals to abandon their needles and run for cover. Many of the departed have been identified as members of the Corleone, Outfit, Tattaglia and Gold Rising crime families, courtesy of some wiseguy named Joey Merlino. Merlino was involved in a serious gunfight with GR boss Joe King shortly after. The gunfight lasted and extended period until Merlino was shot to death in the face. The lone gunman was seen fleeing the scene and boarded a plane heading for Kentucky.

 

Bodies found: littlecent3, SamTheButcher, AndrewRUSSO, noone, Joey_Merlino_ and several bodyguards.

 

Written, edited and produced by Joeseppe Kingston

Stuck in the middle with you

March 12, 2012 by admin in

Death in the air of Tennessee.

 

Hello, I’m Joeseppe Kingston – now that’s a proper sounding news-name!

 

Four days ago, Sonny Black of Gold Rising killed Ace Rothstein of the Underworld empire. However yesterday, Sonny was killed in a supposedly unrelated incident. Taking credit for this kill is Ruthless of the Corleones, after a dispute at the latest AMFU meeting.

 

When asked why he did what he did, Ruthless had this to say: “Really only two reasons. First, I had many people wanting to shoot him; most for just the way he talks and I did not want a repeat of you and Marko. Second, he was a terrible leader and had no idea how to talk to anyone, plus he would do random s*** over and over that pisses people off and if it had been anyone else they would have died a long long time ago. Now there wont be anymore drama and everyone that’s alive knows how everything runs, so no more drama.”


Of course we would like to get a statement from the departed, but like some say: talking to Sonny is like talking to a corpse!

 

In other news: federal jails remain empty! Inactive citizens are still at large! Because of this, American Mafia have experienced rapings and cannibalism. Dark times.

 

Written, edited, produced, reported, choreographed.. etc by Joeseppe Kingston (Joe King) – loved by some, hated by many but those guys can go to hell.

 

P.S. Remember, anyone that has anything on their minds they want to say to the public, send it in to get your voice heard! Or even if you have a funny story to share or jokes, whatever. I will try to fit a “shout-out” section at each article.

 

Ace got iced – part II

March 8, 2012 by admin in

Ace Rothstein, successor to Badfellas di Corleone after the death of Joe D last month, left the Corleone empire to make it on his own. Once Ace was no longer under any form of protection, many family bosses became aware of the risk Ace was taking, especially after Ace formed the Underworld empire. Ace was apparently granted permission by AMFU to rule two states – Tennessee & Mississippi, however this is being looked into, as the number of councillors who apparently agreed to this, is looking lower than previously thought.

 

As a number of family bosses shared their doubts about the staying power of the Underworld empire, Sonny Black – co-boss of Gold Rising, came to Ace with an offer to join and become well protected – assuming that Ace was aware of just how weak he was. Sonny told Ace the truth about many powerful people that wouldn’t care if he died and therefore, needed protection.

 

During the meeting however, Ace went on to say that it was Gold Rising, that in fact needed protection from Underworld. Sonny told Ace that wasn’t true, as Gold Rising was more powerful. Ace replied by saying Sonny was no threat to him – practically daring him to attack. Looks like Sonny proved which of the two organizations was stronger.

 

As it turns out, the rumours about those powerful people who would do nothing is Ace was killed, turned out to be true, as no one has yet attempted to get revenge. Gold Rising have taken control over the remains of Ace’s former empire.

 

 

And what do Corleones think of this? Well, the old man himself – Micheal Corleone, gave an opinion or two on the situation, but appears to want to remain true to his retirement and not get involved, as long as it doesn’t effect him.

 

And what ever happened to BIRD??

 

Written, edited & published by Joe King – the Mac Daddy.

 

Underworld empire gets sent to the underworld

March 7, 2012 by admin in

The boss of a small time group known as the Underworld empire, Ace Rothstein was killed earlier today. Ace was in a sit-down with Gold Rising empire co-boss Sonny Black, when things went bit crazy resulting in the death of Ace.

Weeks beforehand, Ace had taken large risk of making an independent family, which he expanded into a small empire. Unfortunately, without the ability to defend himself against most other bosses and without the protection from someone that can, Ace remained vulnerable.

More on this story later…

How the Corleone’s Right Hand Came to Be

February 23, 2012 by Reporter in

How the Corleone’s Right Hand Came to Be

I remember the day I first arrived here in AM, things were calm and I was still finding my way around. I started talking to a Capo named Joe_King in Raymond’s family, a branch of the Corleones. He ended up taking me in and I worked for them for quite a while. You see, it was always a dream of mine to become like Michael_Corleone, Benny Noodles, or some of the other higher ups like Tolly or Ray. To run a family, be a part, nevermind a high counciller, of AMFU, and to run my own state. In fact there was a time back in the day that I stupidly left Ray’s family, and made one of my own with a few friends. We didn’t last a day before I found out about the fines and rank requirements. Of course learning that I took the family down quickly and rejoined the Corleone’s. Around the time I became a Capo my good friend Joe was sent off to start a family of his own. I’ll never forget the excitement in his messages or the happiness I had for my good friend. It was only a few days later that I reached the rank of Boss and was contacted by Michael Corleone asking if I thought I was ready to start my own family. After some communication back and forth it was decided I would create the next extension to the Corleones: i’Fratelli Corleones or “The Brothers Corleones”. I was invited into Michael’s family to make an oath to the corleones and the next day I was sent out on my own.

My family grew fast, with the help of my younger brother Famishing, I recruited quickly and hit 30 or so members in no time. For a while we were quite a thriving family, active members ranking up fast and doing good work.

It wasn’t long till I saw myself slowly rise in the Corleone structure. It was great, sitting back, taking it easy with friends and watching them become family leaders alongside me. We grew more and more, when I first arrived the Corleones only had maybe 4 or 5 extensions, it was nothing like it is today. Soon I had reached the rank of Capo di tutti Capi, it was a very happy day for me. It was around that time that my old friend Joe was trying his hardest to reach the elusive “Wise Old Man” rank that only a small few had. The two of us were around CONSTANTLY, killing and doing jail busts together praying that one of us would get the rank. Shortly after, Benny joined us in the race for WOM and the 3 of us couldn’t be trying harder.



Finally Joe got it, celebrations were in order and we all congratulated him on the forums. Benny and I, growing ever anxious for the rank, started donating money to the church and even praying for the rank. It was only a couple nights after Joe had gotten it that I was busting my good friend out of jail, I was on maybe my 10th attempt and it was taking forever to get him out. Finally, after 30 or so tries I turned to my brother and said “Next attempt I’ll get it, I’ll get WIse Old Man”. He laughed at me and I clicked again, the page slowly refreshed and there it was. There were few times I had been happier in my carree. We all celebrated again and things were great.

It was only shortly after that I was given the title of Left Hand Man for the Corleones as well as brought into the AMFU as a high councillor. And only a while after that till I was given the permission to claim Michigan as my own. At this point I was fighting alongside my brothers on a regular basis and we were getting to know each other better and growing stronger and stronger every day. Benny and I started the Secret Service to protect the president at the time and recruited a couple people to work for the cause. After the president himself stepped down and joined the Corleones the secret service died down with him.

A little while later my younger brother was given permission to start a new family, I was so happy to see him follow in my path. I passed i Fratelli Corleone to him and started L’Elite Corleone, a family meant simply to train future Corleone bosses.

And recently Michael Corleone, our leader for so long and my friend for just as long, stepped down. He passed the family to Ruthless, another great friend of mine, and became an advisor to the Corleones. I was promoted to the Right Hand of the Corleones and that is where I am today.

As far as the future goes, I can only see myself continuing to work for this great family alongside so many great friends that I have made. I hope to eventually catch up to my good friend Michael in the ranks and to help my family become even stronger in doing so.

This is how I have lived my life, it’s all I know and all I care to know.

Written by Scarface9407

Once upon a time on American Mafia

February 21, 2012 by admin in

Things aren’t the way they used to be. The impact was quick, briefly after anyone foresaw what was going to happen. After all, gravity always waits for the coyote to realise his mistake before letting him fall. Families are losing out on chances to find new recruits. The time in which new people can join a family before being considered “inactive” is practically nothing. Established members are also having trouble to gain any sort of power, while ready powerful members are stuck at a fixed power level. Lazy citizens are still at large.

On a brighter side, plenty more states remain to be assigned a ruler. If you are a family leader and wish to become a state ruler too, contact AMFU for the chance to pick out a vacant state to rule.

In other news, Disel has won the long awaited reward of Ultimate Trash Talking Citizen. We can imagine Disel is very excited to have his dream come true.

 

As for me, I’m looking for an intern to work for me, here at AM Times. All journalists have lackeys to do the dirty work, while they take all the credit and feel important, so why can’t i have that? Messege me if you can lower yourself to be my assistant.

Edited, written, produced.. etc. by Joe King aka the Mac Daddy – damn I haven’t used that nickname in a long time. I’m the media so I can use whatever one I want!

REWARD – I will pay 100k for any Paulie-Gulteari sightings!!

The Dream of The Young!

February 5, 2012 by Reporter in

Who am I?

 

I am Nicdemo_Scarfo, born in Philly. I watched gangsters when I was young, beat up local shop owners and extort them and when they didn’t pay, they were murdered. I always like how much respect the got and though , “I wanna be just like them whenever i grow up”.

Then i met Scarface9407. He took me under his wing like his own son and tought me the ways. He soon had me running hits for him and picking up his collection money. Now I am a fully fledged member of his family.

 

My plans for the future is to make a family, to take people under my wing and teach them what Scarface taught me. To be a Model to younger Gangsters, ones who they look up to . I also would like to run my own family and become the Godfather of Pennsylvania. Serving AMFU and there great leaders . Becoming a trusted associate of the Corleone Family but still running my own separate family .

 

Proud member of the American Mafia, Nicdemo_Scarfo

The World is Ours

February 2, 2012 by admin in

The numerous mafia familes that occupies 9, later 10 states of the USA have now grown and are expanding over all 50 states. The rest of the USA is now opened up for mafiosos to expand to.

This has created numeous problems for the Commision, known as AMFU (American Mafia Families Union) who try to keep each state under control of a respected leader. Now AMFU are struggling to keep each new state from being taken by small timers and trying to recruit new councillers for the positions.

This is a new begining for American Mafia, as mafiosos await to see what the future has to offer them.

History will remember this day…

Written and Edited by Joe King