It is believed a country wide mafia manhunt is underway as the new “most-wanted” of the criminal underworld is hunted down by multiple famlies – including their leaders, of the American Mafia. The unknown survivalist – nicknamed by the participants of the hunt as “321” due to his alliases, has been repeatedly shot at and apparently brutally slain multiple times, but always returns to be hunted again. The same fugetive is believed to be the very individual responsible for the insults and death threats directed at many of AM’s top players.
To shed more light on the subject, we caught a quick word with Bocephes1971 – the leader of the American Corleone Family.
Bocephes: I took this kid in to my family. He caused problem after problem. But I’m a good Boss, I take care of him, look out for him. Then one day when I’m not here, he gets whacked for starting fight with wrong person. He was asking people for money. I had to buy his way out of problems. Cost me about 2mil over 4 or 5 months. I tried to teach him about respecting people, but when he got whacked he blamed me and told me he was going to kill me. He wanted my blood. Not just my blood, but my families blood and all the corleones blood. He wanted war, so I’m giving him what he wants: blood and war.
Editor: How far did he go before you sent out this “hunt” for him?
Bocephes: He went way too far threating an old frail man like myself (cough)
Editor: You have called for many of your closest allies to be on full alert and shoot on sight. How long will this hunt go for?
Bocephes: Until he can learn respect for all the family leaders. We have all worked hard to get where we are. He can show respect.
Editor: You seem to really hate this guy, but what’s the nicest thing you can say about him?
Bocephes: I don’t hate him, he just needs to learn. The nicest thing I can say about this kid, is he is easy to find when it comes time to teach him a lesson.
Editor: Do you think he will eventually learn?
Bocephes: No, I don’t think he is capable. I think he has mental issues. I mean, who in their right mind wants war when there is peace to be had.
Editor: Finally, is there anything you would like to say to our readers?
Bocephes: My boss, Joe King (RIP) taught me how to grow and how to respect people. How to look on my family as my own children. Care for them and give them what they need. Sometimes that includes disipline.
POLL
AM Times asked the residents of AmericanMafia, “Who is currently, the greatest butthole in the world?”
DARIUS-CORLEONE says: Osama Bin Laden
Sonny-Black says: Editor of the AM Times
littlecent says: WikiLeaks guy
Beck says: Sep Blatter
GoodFellas_ says: Warren Jeffs
Marco_Callonzo says: Kim Jong-il