FROM THE EDITOR
Greetings gents and ladies. Another week has passed and we decided to publish another edition for you.
I hope you all like it..
MOB DEATHS REACH BLOODY HIGH
After what appeared to be a more peaceful period in our country’s violent organised crime history, eventshave taken a new bloody toll.
While I was sitting in my Chicago office writing another edition for Mafia Times, I got phone call from my reporter who was in California. I was shocked when I heard the news.. Three high ranked mobster were killed.. first who died was don-vito at 02:13 am. Don-Vito was a local Godfather, his Crime Family called Sicilians were very big and brutal gang, who killed just for fun to remain power in the city. We don’t know yet why he was killed or was it a suicide..
Only five minutes later, our very first Godmother Zombiee was also brutally killed. We believe that it was a war between local Godfather’s about whos controlling the California. After Godmother’s death, a local Don called Last_rebel got also shot to death, only five minutes later. We at the office didn’t realized what were happened or what caused it.. we all were shocked seriously. Locals citizens cried and the hole community were collapsed after this bloodshed. Nobody knew what happened and even then local Police Department didn’t knew what to do.. Ofcourse they started investigation but I don’t think that they will sort it out. It will be another unfinished investigation.
.The last death were made on 6th of August at 06:09 am in California. We got new information that it was a Don D3ath from Texas. Rumours are that he was in California due to some business and he stayed in his friends mansion. On the day of his death, local cops took few pictures and recognized a Godfather Tony S from New York city who arrived earlier into the city that day. Some are saying that Godfather is behind the assassination and some are keeping their mouth closed. On his funeral one mobster stated that he saw how a guy who looked like Godfather pulled the trigger, but also said that it was too dark to see clearly the assassins face.
THE START OF A NEW ALLIANCE
For the past few weeks, numerous actions were taken to kill off many of the Bosses located in all cities. These actions have brought an idea to a fellow resident of New York. His idea was to form an alliance force known as the NYA (New York Alliance). The NYA is an alliance of Bosses currently located in New York. The NYA would help ensure the safety of others in the community, as well as clearing the problems currently lurking in the streets.
Every Boss is obligated to take responsibilities into their own hands, no questions asked. They are also given a set of rules to follow, which should be the guideline when it comes to NYA issues. Any of those who choose not to follow the specific rules will be kicked out of the alliance and free to do as they feel with no protection. The protection provided to the NYA is particularly important, because everyone needs to be protected in times of need, as well as having an alliance with those who are fear throughout the Community.
Not much is known about who started the NYA, all we know is he is trying to form the NYA for the good of New York and not to corrupt it. In addition to information disputed, there are hopes in the future more will be known, at the moment, all we can hope is all goes well with the success of NYA.
CONSPIRACY THEORIES
So I says to the guy, “You gotta be missin’ some punches in that there time card of yours if you actually believes them crewleaders when they says that they are all about peace”.
You knows all them bosses who keep sayin’ that they wants ta talk? Well of course they are gonna say that, they want to keep their ears on straight. It’s when you gets em behind closed doors that they show their real faces. When they says to their crew that it’s family business, and they talk about the hits theys gonna be carryin’ out. I hears that “no bloodshed” means “except when it’s in retaliation”, and he’s lookin’ for some blood to settle up accounts, if yous knows what I mean.
Accounts gotta be reconciled, ain’t no one gonna argue with that, but yous gotta wonder why a crewleader has gotta lie about something like this. And if he’s willing to lie about something so little, what big skeletons has he gotta have in that giant closet of his on Fremont? You wanna talk about lights though….
QUOTE OF THE DAY
I’m an old old man, with lots of things to do for people just like you.
HOROSCOPES
GEMINI – May 22nd – June 21st
Your instincts are right on target, especially where a close friend relative is concerned. There was a time when somebody discouraged you from taking a risk. Now may be the time for you to do the same for them. Look after your friends and family this week, they are the best thing you have in life.
CANCER – June 21st – July 23rd
People always rely on you, but this week you may need someone to lean on and you will find out who you’re true friends are. Remember you are nobody’s doormat and sooner or later they will come crawling back, what goes around comes around.
LEO – July 24th – August 23rd
Donating your time, money, and resources to a worthy cause will lift your spirit this week. You may have been feeling down about things, but helping others will help you put things into perspective and make you feel better about your life.
VIRGO – August 24th – September 23rd
There are massive changes around the corner, some good, some not so good. Don’t fear though, for things will work out in the end for the best. Watch your enemies closely this week, for they may spot a weekness during these changes and decide now is the time to strike.
LIBRA – September 24th – October 23rd
The last week or so hasn’t been too good to you, but this week things are looking up as the stars send a little luck your way. Remember though, how it felt when things didn’t go your way and have a little sympathy for those down on luck this week.
SCORPIO – October 24th – November 22nd
The stars predict a small fortune coming your way, perhaps in the form of a horse, slot or lottery win? Now is a good time for you to gamble.
SAGITTARIUS – November 23rd – December 21st
You know that the public responds much more favourably to messages of hope than predictions of doom. Yes, fear is a great motivator, but it doesn’t lead to anything of lasting value. Keep this in mind when you speak publically this week to avoid trouble.
CAPRICORN – December 22nd – January 20th
Don’t react to someone’s urgent cries for help today. Can you say ‘crying wolf’? Be wary of friends asking you to help them out this week, it may be a trap. Keep your wits about you and it won’t all end in tears.
AQUARIUS – January 21st – February 19th
You’re used to pushing forward and making things happen. Every now and then, it’s all about sitting back and receiving what comes your way. You need a well earned break this week, sit back and relax, you’ll see things won’t actually fall apart without you, but carry on as you are and you are going to work yourself into an early grave. Take a vacation and do something for yourself for a change.
PISCES – February 20th – March 20th
Money gives you power, but only so much. Don’t place too much value on finances. Your bank balance may take a hit this week, don’t let this get you down for a happy ending of another kind is just around the corner.
ARIES – March 21st – April 20th
Having too many choices can be as limiting as not having enough. Sit down and eliminate the ones that are obvious bad fits or total fantasies. What you’re left with will be more than enough material for you to handle right now.
TAURUS – April 21st – May 21st
You are near a breakthrough on an important issue. Do not give up on it now as you are so close. Keep on going and the results will be worth the extra effort.
NEW! – JOKE OF THE DAY
A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
“Here’s what you do,” said the doctor. “Stand about 40 feet away from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.
He says to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away. Let’s see what happens.” In a normal tone he asks, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife, and repeats,
“Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Still no response…
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks,
“Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Again, no response….
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Again, there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
She replied:
“Earl!.. for the 5th time, CHICKEN!”