Well folks, another time for next edition. I have to be honest with you all.. it’s not that simple to write all these editions to you and every week. We have got complaints, true…, but please be so understanding and let us do our work. So on with the news…
RECENT MOB DEATHS
Mobster called popedaddy was killed on August 10th at 10:15 am in Florida. He was known as the SAINTS Family leader, who took things seriously and solved problems brutally, he had everything that one leader need to rule a crime family. But at that day he was brutally killed in his own restaurant at Mulberry street. We asked around about this death and nobody seemed to know anything or they just were so afraid not to tell. But one thing is clear as cristal water that his dead. But how he died? We don’t know.
Ofcourse we asked from Police Department but they were also speechless about this current murder. Maybe they were involved with this crime, maybe not.. Who are we to discuss about it.
At the same day Frankie_figs who was also local high criminal figure, got killed at 11:39 pm. He was also murdered in Florida. Maybe these two deaths are connected, but since we’re not detectives we can’t tell you the hole truth, because we don’t know the hole truth. So who were behind these two murders in Florida? Was it a local hitman or a hired from another state? Until further investigations we can only hope that police will do they work and the hitman will get behind the bars.
CALIFORNIA UNDERWORLD
Something is very strange about that California. We recently wrote you about Godfathers deaths in that state and now more are dieing. A Capo called Nikolai-Petrov was killed on 11th of Aug at 8:50 pm. When our local reporter went on the crime scene for some material for the paper, he saw how a black car he recognized it as Rolls-Royce drove away behind the building where mobster were killed. We ofcourse don’t know was it related to this murder or not, but we believe it was someone who checked was the work finished.
A high ranked member from New York Crime Family, called La Stidda Mafia was also killed in California. His name was AlexandeR and he was a captain in that family. We asked about his death from New York Godfather Mr. Tony S who said that he sent AlexandeR in California about some business and AlexandeR didn’t came back. We asked what was the business.. ofcourse Godfather didn’t told us. But he stated that whoever knows anything about this murder got any info will get rewarded.
So why AlexandeR was killed? Some witness they saw a three men walking into the building and later coming out, some witness they saw a car with black windows arriving in front of the building.. and some witness they didn’t saw anything.
NEW! – JOKE OF THE DAY
Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, “I”m sorry to bother you, but I”m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket.”
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, “I”ve got a better idea… just for tonight, let”s pretend we”re married.”
The woman thinks for a moment. “Why not,” she giggles.
“Great,” he replies, “Get your own damn blanket!”
WEDDINGS, THE NEWEST TREND?
For the last few months we had not seen a single blushing bride on our streets. And then, with what appeared to be the romantic feelings stirred from Valentines day, we had no less than three people express their desire to marry.
Mafia weddings have long been a „Tradition“ of sorts on our streets, generally the couple meets in a bar and has a long drawn out relationship/courting session. Eventually the man will pop the question and then the announcement would be made. It would take time to plan the wedding, making sure everything was just right.
The last wedding these streets saw done properly was Giordano and Godfather Mr_TonyS. They were married in a simple, yet elegant wedding with all of their closest friends. They did it the correct way, instead of this „Hey, I feel like being noticed in the streets, lets get married!“
So with the wedding trend on what appears to be the up and up, is this the beginning of the end for our sanity? This reporter, who happens to hate weddings, will keep you updated.
AMERICANMAFIA TIMES NEW YORK UNOFFICIAL OFFICE
We at the Mafia Times Newspaper decided to open unofficial office in New York city, where you can all stop by and send us your stories/columns. As you also know, where are still recruiting new reporter’s and at this point I’m proud to announce you all our first reporter Mr.Ribento.
WE HEAR THAT
Gossip column by: Mr_TonyS.
….GrinReaper was seen in the “Dance, Dance, Dance!” store this morning looking at pink tutus and Sequined things with large ruffles and bows. He came out muttering something about Figure skating and how he has to work on his camel toe…Interpret that how you wish.
….Makky was at the grocery store around 3 am this morning in nothing but assless chaps. What section did he run too? Produce. He carried on a conversation with a cucumber before selecting it, and running out with it in his “pants”.
….AlexandeR was kicked out of the high school. You remember how coaches would yell “Everyone hit the showers” Well when the girls would skip in there or do whatever the hell high school girls do, AlexandeR Would be standing in the corner stall Naked as a jaybird singing show tunes to himself. At first the girls we curious about this man, but after a while, and a horrible rendition of Cats, they had to tell their teacher.
AlexandeR was escorted out of the School, but got the gym teachers number.
INTERVIEW WITH A CITIZEN
Our this week guest and person we interviewed is Agent_47. His known as helpful and experienced member in our community. We sent him a message to meet us in Hilton’s for a little interview and he agreed. As we all sat down I started to ask some questions about how he found this site, who is the most experienced player, what he thinks about Mafia Times etc..and this is what he answered eventually..
„I have been playing this game for almost one year and 5-6 months. I first heard of this game when I was playing some other mafia based game, I saw an ad, I clicked and here I am. Well, most expirienced players (alive) are of cource Mr_TonyS and Albert JR. There are more experienced players, but these two are best in my opinion. I think that Mafia Times Newspaper is really interesting, I read it always and I would recommend it to everyone.
I do have something to say to readers and that is that, if you want to level and be somebody, be loyal, and play quietly, don’t rock the boat and you will be just fine. By that I mean don’t insult other players, do not kill nobody. Killers will always wind up getting killed.“
After the interview Agent_47 drove away in his car and we went back to office.
MYSTERYMAN’S RETURN
So-called MysteryMan stepped out today to the streets and stated his return into our community. Few citizen’s who passed by and heard the story didn’t even seemed to be thrilled about it.
Our last article about him was when he was killed a while ago in California. Now he returned and claimed that because of him a lot of people in our community will start dieing. Few even has already died, but at this point nobody can prove that he was behind those murders. Since we all know that he usually hires somebody for dirty jobs, nobody can’t do anything.. only hope and pray.