Mafia – Breaking News
Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for reading this edition of Dub’s Dubbed News… I have been handed a deeply saddening news story, for myself at least… The Don of Corleone Empire, as well as the first to discover Lord of Anarchy and Capo di Capi Re has officially Retired from the American Mafia lifestyle…
He leaves behind Wake (Better known as Really) to take charge as his former position as American Mafia Kingpin and Corleone Empire Don are left to him… Really, who is known as one of the most loyal members to ever walk the streets of American Mafia, is certainly deserving of these titles, and I’m sure that I don’t speak for just myself when I say that I am eager for the new era of American Mafia. Rumors are spreading like wildfire around the country as people are saying that the murder of Femme Fatale, Grim’s beloved wife, contributed to his decision to retire. Some other people claim that it was the annoyance of many mobsters around the country begging Grim for different things.
I believe that Grim realized that there wasn’t anyone in the American Mafia, other than his brother James Burke, who could put up a fight against him… Grim is certainly one of the best mobsters to ever be, and has certainly made the Corleone name greater than it has ever been before. It’s a tough act.
Following Great Legends such as Michael Corleone, Ruthless, Scarface, and Goodfellas… But Grim showed us that it’s going to be even harder to follow after him… Really, good luck to you. We all hope, and anticipate, that you will be a great Don as Grim was, and as all his predecessors were. This has been a Dub’s Dubbed News report. Stay Classy America…
This is Jay Gatsby, Signing off…