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Corleone 4 (short) life

May 31, 2012 by admin in

Oh boy. News time again and this is something I really didn’t want to write about, but I guess it’s too important to miss, so I got no choice.

 

More Corleones were killed yesterday and several more over the past week. This time Jimmy Conway was responsible for the deaths of 2 Corleone dons and a consigliere along side several lower rankers. These are believed to be the attacks of underground groups founded to take out Corleones in hopes to one day rule AM.

I think I should clarify here – yes – I am at war with Corleones but I’m not part of these silly clubs that never get anywhere. Corleones declared war on me so I’m just hoping for revenge. I just helped Jimmy out a little, that’s all, because any collateral kills are a bonus in my favor.

 

The reason behind the sudden outbreak of Corleone haters is not in the members, but their leader – Michael Corleone, who’s over protection of his members allows any Corleone to kill people, with the dead not allowed to be avenged. If a Corleone is killed, Corleones get revenge, but if a Corleone kills someone, they will be protected from anyone getting revenge.

 

Well, that wasn’t too hard to write and I tried not to sound cynical or pissed off. In other news; should Mr Goodfellas jr apologize on behalf of Canada for Justin Bieber? A question on everyone’s mind, which we all eagerly await for justice.

 

Also; why are there a bunch of men trying to pass off as the wife of Michael Corleone? More on this next time.

 

This is Joe King with AM News – remember, shout-outs can be sent in anytime and will show up in the next article.

Doglegs

May 21, 2012 by admin in

 

Hello, this is Joe King once again. This entire article is dedicated to a very special resident of AM – Mr Xela, who is my replacement as consigliere for Corleones and is of course, too scared to fight me.

The controversy began a couple of months ago, when Joe King – the deserving consigliere of the Corleone empire was killed off by his own boss for killing a thug who wasn’t in a family. Joe was replaced by Xela, who had never served Corleones before, yet was bumped up straight to consigliere. Although other members on the Corleone tree struggled to work there ways upwards, giving total strangers a high promotion, is the way Corleones role these days.

 

Even after the infamous Joe vs. Corleone fight where 18 Corleone bosses were killed, 2 Corleones refused to work their way up the ranks, like everyone else does when they lose a fight. Michael gave his d[CENSORED] to those fallen Corleones, who are Don Vito and Mr Xela (the latter is of course, too scared to fight me).

 

Darius AKA Pierce, who we know as the primary cause of the Corleone massacre and as Joe’s nemesis, agreed to fight Joe on several occasions, losing, but at least he fought like man. This is contrary to Mr Xela who of course, is too scared to fight me.

 

In another topic, are family leaders resorting to killing people a little too soon? More on this another time.

Dog Kingpin (part I)

May 17, 2012 by admin in

It’s been quite awhile since my fight with Corleones, but that event seems to have had a ripple effect on AM ever since. Not only in things like AMFU, along with the need for new arrangements, but in the American Mafia culture. Killing family members seems to have gone up and I should say, I don’t condone that. I had my disputes with Corleone’s over-expansion and keeping other families down, so I did my thang, but I had everything figured out.

 

So, onto the topic: killing random family members is something I have always fought against. I was the best at fighting for the family and that’s what got me to the top, it’s what made me worthy of getting my own Corleone family. But it seems these days, it’s too easy to get a one. What used to be the highest honor, is for the dogs.

 

I know you guys would just love for me to talk some more, I know, but we got a shout-out from someone called BitchSmack_:

“I am the serial killer!! I will keep killing! Also, this Alberto Corleone guy is bitch, he’s got written on his profile ‘be a man and kill me online’, but I attacked him online and he ran to another state!!”

 

Hmm, that shout-out is a little disturbing. Every few weeks some new guy comes long trying to become infamous through killing random people. Also Alberto, whoever you are, how is anyone supposed to kill you online if you run away?. And can we please stop with all this BS about waiting for someone to sign on, that’s just an excuse Dickface – I mean Ruthless, made up and now stupid people believe it.

 

OK, back to the topic at hand. Next article I hope to get a full discussion with Michael Corleone and a special guest which is to be decided.

 

Oh and as a news flash for those who don’t know, all citizens have been ranked up and the killing spree is to continue once again. Former president of AM – Igor the beast has been killed!

 

In other news, an illegal ring of mugging and kidnapping is expected to hit AM next. What do you guys think of this? Message me your opinions for the next article.

 

Written, edited, directed, everything by Joe King.

 

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