We write today to inform you of an important change to the underworld of the American Mafia. The kingpin spot has been slightly altered this time round.
Mrs Talulah Noodles, wife of Mr Benny Noodles, has been named America’s KingPin – or rather QueenPin. Most of America heard this through the release that the previous temporary kingpin, LeftyTwoGunz had stated in the earlier hours of the day.
We hope that this new change of things will be beneficial to America, as it already seems that Mrs Talulah Noodles authorized new empires. The Mancini, and the Moretti Crime Empires to be fully established.
More news coming soon!