Time for a Vacation

Stan-Smith was last seen boarding a private jet headed to the Bahamas for a month of vacation. As Mickie tried to follow him, the Bahamas closed there borders for a cheap price paid by Stan-SmithMickie has been trying to figure out a way to illegally make it onto Bahamian shores, but they all have been unsuccessful… It seems that, for now, Stan is safe on the Bahama-mama Beaches…

 

Meanwhile back in the states, random thugs have been mugging, kidnapping, and trying to murder more well-known mobsters. People like Another-Victim and SuperGirl have tried to murder multiple people and have gotten away with mugging several upstanding mobsters. How long will their sprees continue? I had my own experience with both of these individuals. It was probably the most “hands-on” interview i have ever had.

 

 

After being robbed by Another-Victim, I awoke to an emptier house…  Hoping he was still in Rhode Island, i began to search for him… Just as i located him, a woman by the name of SuperGirl attacked me in a dark alley, the only choice i had was to counterattack her in which case i killed her… Next was Another-Victim… After killing SuperGirl in the dark alley, i was caught by Federal Police and sent to jail…

 

I spent several days in solitary confinement and, after almost being broken, was broken out by some of my good friends… Now i had to go finish business that Another-Victim started… I searched throughout Rhode Island, and hired private detectives… But had no luck, he had escaped Rhode Island while i was in jail…

 

Another-Victim is STILL AT LARGE so please be careful what state you fall asleep in…

 

We will have updates on the American Mafia vs. Stan-Smith war as it progresses.

 

 

This is Gandalf with the news.

Stay Loyal, Stay Safe, but most of all: Stay Classy American Mafia!

 

 

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