Good morning fellow Americans, on this day we are writing to confirm that the recent rumours are true. JaneDoe is back. That’s right, the former Costello Don has arrived back on the streets of America.
A midst the rrumorsthe female mobster has been seen roaming the streets of America. Those who are familiar with Jane know that her ‘death’ was no accident, and are glad as any too see her safe return to America.
We caught up with her husband LeftyTwoGunz, who has just returned from retirement, who said that “Jane always expected to come back with a bang, we just needed the perfect time to show the world she is still alive”.
With this return the Barzini Empire, which has seen some bumps these last few weeks, are able to see their ‘Queen’ return to her rightful spot.
Catching up with Jane, she was able to tell us: “With the support of my friends and family we all chose that this was the best time for me to return. I know my ‘death’ saw me go away for a long duration of time, but now I’m back, it’s going to be a tough chance I’m going away again. Hopefully now America sees more peace then it does in the past, and I can implement a few ideas I need as I’ve been watching over the streets these last few months”
We all wonder what these ideas are and what they consist of, but only hope that they will benefit the people of America.
This is America’s Top News. Until next time.