Death in the air of Tennessee.
Hello, I’m Joeseppe Kingston – now that’s a proper sounding news-name!
Four days ago, Sonny Black of Gold Rising killed Ace Rothstein of the Underworld empire. However yesterday, Sonny was killed in a supposedly unrelated incident. Taking credit for this kill is Ruthless of the Corleones, after a dispute at the latest AMFU meeting.
When asked why he did what he did, Ruthless had this to say: “Really only two reasons. First, I had many people wanting to shoot him; most for just the way he talks and I did not want a repeat of you and Marko. Second, he was a terrible leader and had no idea how to talk to anyone, plus he would do random s*** over and over that pisses people off and if it had been anyone else they would have died a long long time ago. Now there wont be anymore drama and everyone that’s alive knows how everything runs, so no more drama.”
Of course we would like to get a statement from the departed, but like some say: talking to Sonny is like talking to a corpse!
In other news: federal jails remain empty! Inactive citizens are still at large! Because of this, American Mafia have experienced rapings and cannibalism. Dark times.
Written, edited, produced, reported, choreographed.. etc by Joeseppe Kingston (Joe King) – loved by some, hated by many but those guys can go to hell.
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