Diaz & some other guys.
Diaz walks into his apartment and sees his room mate, Rocco on the computer then Diaz walks to him and says ”What are you doing?”
”I’m making a facebook account” Says Rocco as he is looking on other peoples profiles and then goes on to the profile of Mickey and in the description it has: I like cauliflour, ****ing windows, picking my nose and wiping my finger under the chair, and as you can see by my profile piscture my nob is five foot six. ”I didnt know that about Mickey” Says Diaz. ”Anyway, are you ready?”
”What for?”
”We are going out with Mickey”
”Oh yeah I forgot”
”You wanker, get ready and lets go”
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Micky, Diaz & Rocco are on the subway train at night and there is no one in the carriage except them. ”Micky, why have you got a picture of your **** on your facebook page?” Says Diaz
”For the girls hahahahaha” Says Micky
”Why dont you put your face aswell?”
”ID theft, you got to be carefull these days”
Micky, Diaz & Rocco get off the train and they are walking up the stairs and there is a woman walking down the stairs and then when she sees them she turns around and walks the other way then Micky, Diaz & Rocco run after her shouting ”WHERE NOT ATTACKERS, WE ARENT GONNA HURT YOU!”
Then the woman starts running away from them as she gets her phone out and calls the police.
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Micky, Diaz & Rocco are in the police station sat on a bench wearing handcuffs then Diaz says ”Well this ****s!”
Created and written by Sonny Black