President Assassinated!

Wolfmansamtheman, President of the United States, was assassinated on a domestic trip to Oklahoma this past weekend. The President, who had not been heard from much these past few weeks, was in Oklahoma discussing his domestic policy plans for the future when an assassin’s bullet struck him down. It is still not known who was behind the attack.

 

The President had been vacationing for several weeks in Oklahoma at his palatial vacation residence. He knew his absence was beginning to be noticed by the people of America and decided to kick start his domestic agenda with a speech at the Anti-Mafia Union regional headquarters in Oklahoma. The president arrived at the HQ just before noon local time. When he arrived at the HQ he greeted several local community leaders before disappearing to a secluded office for some one on one time with the Anti-Mafia Union Commissioner, John Peters. It was said the meeting went well and the President was to discuss his new hard line policy against the American Mafia in his speech that was expected to occur approximately 3:30pm that afternoon. According to the meeting minutes, the President was aware that his new policy had made him a target for the underworld.

 

“Mr. President, what you are doing today is very brave and we here at the Anti-Mafia Union applaud you in your fight against this dangerous phenomena known as the American Mafia.” Commissioner Peters told the President. “Well Mr. Peters, after weeks of absence from the public eye, I knew I needed the first policy objective to be strong.” the President replied. “I couldn’t agree more Mr. President. There has been a drastic rise in crime and murders thanks to this plague of mobsters and it’s about time someone stood up to them and showed them we’re not afraid!” The two men continued to discuss the issue of crime in the country and had lunch together.

 

When they finished eating lunch, Commissioner Peters gave the President a brief tour of the Regional Headquarters and then lead him outside where the large crowd of Union members and spectators were waiting to hear his speech. The secret service had swept the area and found no signs of a threat. The agents were scattered throughout the crowd and surrounding buildings. The Union Headquarters was located in downtown Oklahoma City. There were many tall buildings surrounding the Headquarters, and with the threat of violence known, it was a secret service nightmare. The large area caused the secret service to be stretched exceptionally thin that day and it seems only single agent units were assigned to areas where there would usually be a multi agent team, such as the surrounding buildings. They had imposed a closed window order for all buildings facing the stage where the President would make his speech.

 

As the President started to climb the steps to the stage, one of the agent’s protecting him noticed that a window in the building across the way from the stage was open. It was on the 8th floor of the building all the way to the left and appeared to be near where the stairs to the building was located. The agent immediately radioed this to the other agents. “POTUS making his way to the stage and we got a window open across the street. Need agents descending on that window NOW!” the agent said. The agent then grabbed the President’s arm, “Mr. President we have a situation. There’s an open window across the way and is an ideal location for a sniper’s nest.” the agent told the President. “Look, I am not cancelling this speech. You men do what you have to do but I am going on this stage and I am giving this speech, do you understand?” the President said sternly to the agent. “Yes sir.” the agent replied reluctantly.

 

The President waved to the crowd as he slowly made his way to the podium. Behind the podium were several chairs where the executives of the Anti-Mafia Union were seated. As the President made it to the podium and began to address the crowd, the agent next to him suddenly noticed a sniper rifle appear through the open window. Before the agent could even flinch a shot rang out and struck the President through the temple. “POTUS has been hit!!” the agent cried out over the radio as he lunged in the direction of the President. The crowd scattered as they heard the shot ring out and this made it much more difficult for the secret service agents to quickly get to the building where the shot came from.

 

Meanwhile the President was quickly carried to a waiting ambulance. The President’s personal doctor was in the ambulance waiting and went to work on the President immediately, but his work was for naught. The President was declared dead and the manhunt began for the man who fired the shot. The secret service had finally made it to the building across the way and ran up the stairs as quickly as they could. As they made it to the room with the open window they found the door already open and the room empty. There was an empty .50 caliber round on the ground near the window and a note on the window sill that read, “Time for another election.” The secret service agents flew into a rage at their inability to stop the assassination of the President and proceeded to cordon off the entire city and the begin the search for the assassin.

 

At press time, no suspects have been arrested however it is believed that the murder was ordered by one of the bosses of the Five Families in retaliation for the President’s new hard line policy on the American Mafia. New elections for the President are expected to occur in a couple weeks after the public has had time to mourn the loss of their leader.