Things aren’t the way they used to be. The impact was quick, briefly after anyone foresaw what was going to happen. After all, gravity always waits for the coyote to realise his mistake before letting him fall. Families are losing out on chances to find new recruits. The time in which new people can join a family before being considered “inactive” is practically nothing. Established members are also having trouble to gain any sort of power, while ready powerful members are stuck at a fixed power level. Lazy citizens are still at large.
On a brighter side, plenty more states remain to be assigned a ruler. If you are a family leader and wish to become a state ruler too, contact AMFU for the chance to pick out a vacant state to rule.
In other news, Disel has won the long awaited reward of Ultimate Trash Talking Citizen. We can imagine Disel is very excited to have his dream come true.
As for me, I’m looking for an intern to work for me, here at AM Times. All journalists have lackeys to do the dirty work, while they take all the credit and feel important, so why can’t i have that? Messege me if you can lower yourself to be my assistant.
Edited, written, produced.. etc. by Joe King aka the Mac Daddy – damn I haven’t used that nickname in a long time. I’m the media so I can use whatever one I want!
REWARD – I will pay 100k for any Paulie-Gulteari sightings!!