It is official, residents of the American Mafia are starting to mug each other in a desperate attempt to steal cash from other residents.
Hello, this is Joe once again, and once again I have a new account. After going through HELL and back again, reaching the rank of CDTC in just 1 day (world record), just for it all the be thrown away again. So… sorry if the tone of this article seems.. dreary. I guess I have gone into a deep stage of depression; I mean, I’ve mugged over 40million from suckers today and I’m not even stoked. I saw some guy kill a bunch of “protected” people, when I know I would either laugh my ass off or take some kind of interest in stuff like that, but… nothing.
OK, so onto… news. Mugging became a sensation today as mafiosos across the country starting looting and stealing money from each other. No longer is it safe to walk around with 100 million dollars in your pockets and people are starting to learn to use banks.
In terror news, several respectable mafia guys – leaders and non, were killed in a one man killing spree. From what I saw, Shotgun Joe did the works, before he ran off the Florida and was found dead after a failed attempt to kill Michael Corleone. The reasons and motivations for the attack are so far, unknown. Was this just an attempt to “go out with a bang” or something more sinister? What lurks in the shadows awaiting it’s.. aww sh**, I can’t be dramatic right now. Too much stuff is going on and I got a revenge to plan – coming to get you, Scarface.
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