BREAKING NEWS AMERICAN MAFIA!
It seems Bane isn’t only after Joe-Colombo and The-King it seems he is after the whole underground mafia world. Known associate “Artist” of the Barzini Empire was found dead, this also including “Dark_Angel2”. One member of the Corleone Crime Family has ended up dead and it is a women going by the name of “Kali.” If that wasn’t enough a Noodles Empire soldier was found dead as well. It seems all of America’s top mafias are being hit. In later news we have received reports of 3 Underworld Kingpins retiring, 2 being retired for their third time each. These being Mr_Donnie_Vegas, The-Yankee, and TonyMontana_. We believe they are saving there times for another fight or maybe even scared away by the recent kidnappings and muggings. Joe-Colombo, Gunnz, and The-King were all seen shooting at Bane yesterday, many good attempts but none to kill.
We have also gotten the chance to speak with Mr. Colombo, the new National Crime Syndicate Vice-President, for a few minutes. This is what he had to say: Murrow: Mr. Colombo! Wait! Let me speak with you. Colombo: What is it? Im on a busy schedule! M: What is happening on account that Frankie was seen walking the streets again and Bane is still alive? This is when Mr. Colombo gave me the slickest smile I have ever seen. C: Their time is limited is what I have heard. After this brief interview Mr. Colombo climbed into a blacked out SUV and sped off. Remember when we last reported on the death of The-Dubliner?
Well we have received anonymous tips that his son is following in his footsteps and even have connection within the Barzini Hitsquad. We hope he doesn’t turn out like his father did… *Fun facts of the day We have also heard that residents of New Jersey can buy land that pays back big time! The casino has also had a big success rate with billions of dollars going into the establishment. *
Until next time America!
-Edward R. Murrow