Section provided by Ruggiero Tuscarella
Greetings guys and girls. As you all already know we now have two editors in command. Mr.Vercetti stepped down as active Boss of his family and decided to work for the AM Times Newspaper. You have also have already read his first edition and I myself were very satisfied with it.
JOE DOE – KILLED BY RIVAL GANG
Joe Doe, a 23 year old local gangster from New York was brutally killed on 21th of March at 04:41 am. We asked the FBI about this murder and the head chief said it was a revenge hit from rival gang. That this isn’t the first dead gangster on the streets..it has happened before and it will continue to happen if the gangs won’t make peace between themselves.
Why Joe Doe died we don’t know, but we do know that Joe Doe’s Boss, Mr. Benny Noodles is very angry about this murder and is already looking for the killer. If someone knows anything about this murder should get in touch with Benny Noodles. We do have already spoken with Joe’s son and he told us that his father was very respected and feared man in his neighborhood. He also can’t tell us why his father was killed. FBI said that investigation is started and they will notice the public as soon as they get some information.
WAR AGAINST INACTIVES
Story by Benny Noodles
There are a lot of Bodies stacking up in the Church people say. Well I’ll tell ya Why. Its all The In Active Scum. Benny__Noodles and The Gambino Crime Family Has Started A War on Inactives. Benny hates nothing more than people not being online for months.
He says The Streets Are Packed with IA Citizens, thugs, Gangsters, Goombas, Earners, and so on. The Gambino Crime Family Has Vowed to clean the streets up of this potent scum that plague the city streets. Operation Street Sweeper as Benny likes to call it. This War will not be over soon. We estimate this war will go on for years. Then again it could be over in months. But we do Know That The Streets will be stained blood red and The Church will be stacking up dead bodies For days and days to come. We tell everyone to go inside and lock there doors when the street lights come on Cuz thats when the Guns Come Out And the bodies start DROPPING.
PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
The fresh new elected President of United States is MONSTER-INC. He stated in his first turning to public this: I want to thank you all people for your votes…I promise to be honest and impartial. I am here to help and maintain law and order so you can have a better life.
After the speech President left to see his new staff at the White House.
CRIME FAMILY DON KILLED – EXTRA EXTRA!
Don Marlone Brando the Boss of HOODIE MAFIA FAMILY was brutally killed in Texas on 16th of March. He went to Texas about some oil business and returned back in bag. Who killed him or why? We don’t know but we can guess.. was it because the new business he wanted or was it because he didn’t wanted to share the new business he wanted.. we don’t know and the FBI told us that this case is too secret to tell anything yet to the public.
More to come…
Ruggiero Tuscarella
The Editor