Cappin more Capones

Hello, this is Joe again. News. Capone seems to be a common surname of people that end up in the news after they die from making a family without permission. This particular article marks a very historic moment in my time a the news guy, as this is the first time I have written a news story without actually knowing anything about it. I had to dig up what I could and ask around, but I got what I think is fact.

 

9th of May, 2012 – From what I can tell, Tony Capone left the Corleone Inc under command of Mr Xela and made his own family. Apparently so, his exact words to his former boss and new found nemesis were: “good luck finding me through 50 states. You have 18 men and soon less, lets see who dies first.” Unsurprisingly, Tony Capone was found remotely quick and killed. Shortly after this, the brother of the recently deceased, Joe Capone revealed he had paid some gangster, Joseph Amato to kill members of Corleone Inc only to get some collateral kills before both were taken out (not to dinner).

According to Nicodermo ScarfoNIIIKOOO COOUSIN, he spoke to Capone about his family and convinced him to take it down. Capone joined the Philadelphia Crime Family with an agreement for Nico to take care of any payments to get his life spared but naturally, Corleones didn’t listen.

 

In other news, two Corleone Capos and a Wiseguy were found dead earlier in certainly not the first of several terrorist attacks. The who and the why remain a mystery.

We got word from Castello Reborn, in a plea for the random killings to stop:

“Recently, we can see that a few family bosses are trying to seek for witness statements for the death of their respective family members. This is a very bad situation in American Mafia especially for people like us, where we can see the rise of the “silent killer”. This also means that we can be easily killed by someone that we don’t even know who he/she is and what is the purpose. The funny thing is, there is no WS given to them and this shows that the killer is very smart. I believe that this situation will become worst shortly as we can see the things done by Tony Capone. It is not nice to kill someone who worked hard to gain money and ranks and didn’t do anything wrong.

I’m here not to over shine all the family bosses, especially Scarface9407 (my boss), but I think there is a need for them to arrange a meeting to settle this thing and come out with a solution. As we can see in the cemetery, there are lots of conflict. Some people are being killed by their own bosses because they attacked/killed their own family members and some of them try to cheat their own bosses. Personally, I see this as the beginning of the mafia cruel war where this can cause a misunderstanding between families.

So, I hope that strong organization such as AMFU can settle this thing.”

 

As is known, this isn’t the start of anything. Random family members deaths are very frequent.

In the opinion of this particular news reporter/writer, it seems like family members don’t try hard enough at helping their fellow members. Back in the day, when I was raising through the-[CENSORED. Boring speech! Rabble, rabble..]