American Mafia Massacre

The Texas “Mafioso-Gunfight-in-a-bar” Massacre

Days have passed since the mysterious disappearance of Don Joe King – the alledged consigliere of Don Corleone, after a shooting occurred in a mafia controlled bar, located in the state of Texas. On Friday the 25th of November, an argument went too far between Mr King and an unknown thug, while King was having beers with the head of the Corleone empire and King’s brother Sonny Black, when bullets tore threw the air within the confines. Witnesses say King fired the first shot after one beer too many, forcing the unknown defendent to fire back. Don Corleone was also said to have joined the shooting to help King, until the shoot-out ended with two casualties; King and the thug.

King was rushed to hospital, where he is said to have died, although no confirmation is given at this time. Many rumours have occumilated to wheather or not he is still alive, as to his whereabouts. Rumour has it Joe King survived the shooting, but is now hanging dead by the neck from a closet somewhere, after an auto-erotic asphyxiation experiment gone horribly wrong. Others suggest he got bored with the gangster line of work and settled down to do some lame newspaper job. Who knows?

…or maybe he did simply died and went to hell, where he is forced to watch “Family Guy” for the rest of eternity. What horror.