2ND COMING

You thought I was finished, but I come back and smack American Mafia in face! That’s right, I’m back controlling the media. People kept saying to me “Joe, get back to what you are good at, go back to entertaining and informing us about events we have probably already heard of. You’re an inspiration to us all, Joe. We love you!”

This time around, it’s more about the residents. Hard working mafias can relax after a long day of giving the law the finger and come read my articles. Because if they don’t, I will come kick the s*** outta them. I may be away from the family leader business and the commission, but I still got all the connections, I’m still in the inner circle, spreading my wisdom. Oh yeah!

It’s more than news this time, now it’s about keeping the focus on the residents, keeping them active and getting their opinions out there. Here is an average earner working his way up the recently founded Philadelphia Crime Family,
hey you, what do to say to my comeback?
Frank-Vinci: Awesome, I know you well and I know that you will be great at it.
OK, awesome. See people, here’s a supporter of me. You see? You see, Nicodermo the intern?

 

Here’s a special bulletin about a very special occurrence:

28th of may, 2012 – Paulie-Gulteari was prison raped to death. During his last supper in the prison cafeteria, he suspected one of his 12 shower daddies would betray him. 3 days after his death, before us all, stood Paulie of Nazareth. Our saviour resurrected. The newly founded Church of Paulie Christ of Shatter day saints is doing everything humanly possible to convert all sinners to AM’s religion of PaulieGultology. Praise Paulie, long may he reign.

Paulie-Gulteari: Way to ruin the news, cause with you doing it nobody’s gonna read it.
Dude, I’m the best reporter ever. I don’t care if you’re Jesus, don’t dis the media.

 

Stories will appear as soon as they happen and in the meantime, I will be getting several views from residents on topical matters.

One of the current issues, particularly in the recent forums, is cynicism. This is a topic I would really like to discuss and get several points of view from. Unless anything highly newsworthy happens, this will be discussed in my next article.

 

I know at this point of reading, Ruthless and others will be saying this article sucks, but they really dont mean it, they just hate me and will say anything against me.

But I don’t care! I’m back to writing and that’s all people should care about!

 

One last thing. Rumour has it, massive changes will come as to the way families are organized, and I got the in on it. Isn’t that amazing? The kingpin of everything will hear from me on my views. The AM population will just have to wait and see what unfolds.

 

“2nd coming” – by Joe King aka ThaJoeKingThing

Anyone who wants a shout-out, messege me and your words will appear in the next article.