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Deicide – The Fall of The High Council

de·i·cide

ˈdēəˌsīd/

noun

  1. the killer of a god.

o    the killing of a god.

 

It was an uncharacteristically cold day in Maryland that Wednesday, several feet of snow outside and very little activity on the road. The locals were either locked inside their homes huddled around the fire place or at one of the few local businesses that stayed open regardless of the weather. Sin Kitty, the strip club owned by Benny Noodles, the legendary leader of the Noodles, Bad Company and Black Hand organizations. The club was one of the few establishments that stayed open on this snowy day. Behind the Sin Kitty was a large warehouse that was used as a place to store the vast amounts of money the High Council had been raking in over the many months they had been in charge. The agreement to keep the majority of the money in this warehouse was made by the two Founding Fathers of the High Council: LeftyTwoGunz, Boss of the Barzini Crime Empire, and Benny Noodles.

 

The atmosphere inside the Sin Kitty did not reflect the dreary weather outside. It was warm, the women were scantily clad and there was an overall jovial mood throughout the building. In the back office Anthony Noodles, the son of Benny, was counting the money that the dancers had brought in from the afternoon shift. When the door opened, letting a large cold draft into the building, it took many people by surprise as they were not expecting to see LeftyTwoGunz and his Empire Underboss Gunnz on this particular day. Lefty & Gunnz nonchalantly made their way to the back of the club towards the office, greeting the girls individually as they passed the bar and stage. As they got to the door of the office, which was open, Lefty knocked on the door frame which startled Anthony who had been concentrating on counting the money. “How’s things Anthony? Your mom and dad doin ok?” Lefty asked Anthony. “Hey Left, yea they’re doin good. They ran out to grab some food from the Chinese place they should be back in a little bit if you wanna take a seat,” Anthony replied. Lefty explained that he hadn’t stopped by for a social visit but that he needed to get into the warehouse to grab a few dollars for a business investment the Barzini Crime Family was looking to make back in New York.

 

Lefty’s mention of the warehouse seemed to rattle Anthony’s nerves and he could tell right away that something was amiss. “What’s the matter?” Lefty asked Anthony noticing his change in posture. “Nothing, nothing wrong.” Anthony replied. Anthony proceeded to reach into the safe to grab the key to the warehouse to give to Lefty. Lefty took the key, still unsure of why Anthony had begun acting so strangely after the warehouse was mentioned, but he thought nothing of it and made his way to the back of the club. Lefty and Gunnz made their way out the back door and walked the several hundred yards to the warehouse that held their money. Inside this fortified warehouse was hundreds of billions of dollars the High Council had been storing as they waited to slowly launder the money over time. Lefty opened the door to the warehouse and him and Gunnz walked in. They were greeted by the regular armed guards on duty who immediately stood up at the site of Lefty and Gunnz and seemed to almost start shaking. What was going on here? Why was everyone so nervous? Lefty and Gunnz were about to find out.

 

When they opened the large metal door that led to the large vault containing the money, they found the vault completely empty save for a few bills scattered across the floor. The thought of hundreds of billions of dollars being stolen…especially out of this particular warehouse…was way too improbable. There was only one explanation for the missing money, Benny took it. Lefty and Gunnz quickly picked up their phones and called the other Bosses on the Council. When they heard the news they all became incredibly angry. Lefty arranged for Machine Gun Kelly, Pazzo Moretti and Ricardo Barzini to fly to Maryland as soon as possible. Something obviously had gone down and they wanted to get to the bottom of it.

 

Meanwhile, back at the Sin Kitty Anthony had already called his parents Benny and Talulah Noodles who were both racing back to the club to try to catch Lefty before anything happened. They were not even to their cars yet when Benny’s phone rang, it was Lefty. “What the f*ck is this s*it?! You just go ahead and take our money and not even say a f*ckin word?? Who the f*ck you think you are?!” Lefty screamed into the phone. Benny tried to explain that he had only merely borrowed the money and was planning to replace it before anyone had known, but this answer was not sufficient enough. This was not a few dollars we are talking about; this was hundreds of BILLIONS of dollars that were missing. “You got a day Benny, a f*ckin day and the only reason I’m giving you that is because of my respect for you.” Lefty said ominously to Benny. Benny not one to back down started getting loud with Lefty, “Who the f*ck are you to tell me, Benny f*ckin Noodles, what to do?! I’m immortal motherf*cker you ain’t got sh*t on me!” Benny screamed back into the phone at Lefty. “O it’s like that?” Lefty asked, to which Benny replied “Yea it’s like that!” Lefty then hung up the phone and him and Gunnz made their way back into the Sin Kitty. Lefty told Gunnz he was headed to the car to warm it up and that he already know what he needed to do. Gunnz, knowing exactly what Lefty meant, nodded and made his way back towards the office where Anthony Noodles had been counting the money.

 

As Gunnz got to the door of the office, he could hear Anthony on the phone talking to Benny, “Dad what do you want me to do? How the hell am I supposed to keep these guys here long enough for you to get here?” Just as Anthony finished the question he looked up and saw Gunnz standing in the doorway to his office. “Gunnz gimme just a sec man, why don’t you go have a drink I’ll be right out,” Anthony said to Gunnz. “Why don’t you go f*ck yourself,” Gunnz replied as he pulled his .45 from his waistband. He pointed the gun at Anthony’s face and fired three shots. All three shots hit their mark, one piercing Anthony’s neck the other two going clean through his head killing Anthony instantly. Gunnz quickly turned around and made his way out of the club to the car where Lefty was waiting and they drove away to meet up with the rest of the Council members. What Gunnz and Lefty didn’t realize was Benny was still on the phone and heard the gunshots that killed his son.

 

As they were driving to the airport to pick up Ric, MGK and Pazzo, Lefty got a call from Benny. “You’re dead motherf*cker! All of you!” Benny screamed at Lefty. Lefty just hung up on Benny not caring to hear anything he had to say. As they got closer to the airport they recognized a car headed in the opposite direction at a high rate of speed. In the car were Benny and Talulah Noodles, racing back to the Sin Kitty. Almost on cue, as they were just about to pass Benny and Talulah on the road Lefty rolled down the driver’s side window and Gunnz leaned out the back passenger window and opened fire on Benny’s car. Several shots hit Benny, one going through his shoulder and another two lodging in his thigh. The pain from the gunshots and the shock of being shot at caused Benny to veer off the road and crash the car into a light pole. Looking back through the back window, Gunnz said to Lefty, “Sh*t I think we killed em.” To which Lefty’s first reaction was to just start laughing.

 

As they got to the airport, Ric, MGK and Pazzo’s plane was just landing. They picked the three men up and drove to a local hotel to gather their thoughts on what had occurred. What happened to all of that money? Was Benny working with anyone? These are questions the five men would ponder for the next several days as they tried to figure out the magnitude of the breach in trust. By now it was Friday the 13th of February and midnight was approaching. The five men had rented out the top floor of the hotel and each was relaxing in their room when suddenly the phone in Lefty’s room began to ring. Thinking it was probably one of the other guys Lefty answered the phone, “Yeah?” The voice Lefty heard took him by surprise at first, “Lefty, it’s Benny.” Lefty smiled when he heard the voice of his old friend, he now knew Benny had survived and this gave Lefty almost a feeling of relief knowing he wasn’t responsible for the death of the man he once referred to as a mentor. “What do you want?” Lefty asked. “Listen, I f*cked up. I shoulda came to you first and told you what was going on and I was wrong. I’m sorry it came to this and even though my son is dead, I’m willing to let bygones be bygones and move on from this.” Benny replied to Lefty. Lefty sat quiet for a few moments and then replied, “It ain’t gonna be that easy Benny. It’s not only me you f*cked over here, so even if I say we’re cool you still got the other guys to talk to.” Benny replied, “Let me worry about them.” Lefty didn’t like the way Benny said this, but the two friends had made their amends and now Lefty hoped Benny would do the same with the others. They chatted for a few minutes longer and then said goodbye. As Lefty was going to hang up the phone he all of a sudden heard Benny’s voice again, “Chapo you still there??” Lefty then hung up the phone and said out loud, “That son of a b*tch.”

 

Lefty quickly made his way to the other guy’s rooms and called for a meeting. When the five men were finally all seated Lefty delivered the news. “So Benny just called apologizing and saying everything was good and he was gonna replace the money,” Lefty explained. “Bullsh*t,” Pazzo replied. “Yea, calling you doesn’t fix what he done to us,” MGK added. “I’m not disagreeing boys,” Lefty said, “but there’s more, he IS full of sh*t and not only that he’s back working with Chapo.” This last bit of news seemed to take the group by surprise. “How you know that?” Pazzo asked. “This f*ck pulled a High School move and had Chapo on the line with him when he called me and was dumb enough to ask if he was still on the line before he hung up with me.” Lefty answered. The men all sat quiet for several minutes as the weight of Lefty’s words sank in. “Well, it’s time to depose the ‘Royal Family’ then isn’t it?” Pazzo asked rhetorically. The five men agreed, Benny and his family had to go. Not family in the sense of the clan that Benny ran, but family as in his blood relatives. The men put in motion the plan that would become known as the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre.

 

The news of Benny taking sides with the League of Shadows again hit Lefty hardest of all. Benny and Lefty were practically brothers and Lefty had sworn he would never turn on Benny, as Benny had sworn to him. The news of his linking back up with LOS almost made Lefty sick. LOS were known for killing random people because they did not possess the means to take on their true target and had never considered the fact that Benny would stoop to their levels. Unfortunately what he long thought an impossibility had become a reality. Over the next few hours the men put together a list of people that would have to go in order to ensure no retaliation against the masses. The list consisted of four names: Benny, Talulah and Nina Noodles as well as Benny’s brother Dead Pool. Considering they were in Maryland, the Noodles family home turf, they knew it wouldn’t be hard to find the people they were looking for. It was about 2am when they received a phone call alerting them to the fact that Talulah had fled the country on Benny’s orders. It seemed Benny was trying to make sure the family name would survive by making sure at least one of his relatives was out of reach of the five notorious killers. The same phone call also produced the locations of both Dead Pool and Nina. Gunnz and MGK were dispatched to take out these two targets.

 

Dead Pool was relaxing at his apartment in Baltimore, unaware of the fireworks that had occurred in the underworld over the past several days. Dead had been noticeably missing from most underworld gatherings lately so it was unclear if he was planning to leave The Life or was dealing with personal issues of his own. Either way, he would still pay the price of being related to Benny by blood. There as a knock on the door to the Dead’s apartment. Not expecting any visitors, Dead grabbed his .38 and walked to the door to find out who it was. When he got to the door he looked through the peephole but couldn’t see anybody. He then cracked the door, keeping the chain on to provide some security in case someone popped out, and peered out into the hallway. Just as he thought the coast was clear and was about to close the door, MGK popped out from the side of the door and put two bullets into the face of Dead Pool. Dead fell backwards from the force of the shots and was dead before his body hit the floor. They say in the underworld to be shot in the face is a sign of respect, it seemed Lefty, Ric, Gunnz, Pazzo and MGK still held the Noodles family in high regard.

 

On the other side of town, in a small gated community was Nina Noodles who was shacked up in a safe house that had been provided by her father. He had been having his goons come check on her once an hour. Up the street from the house was a van parked on the side of the road and inside the van was Gunnz who had been staking the place out for the last few hours. He had taken notice of when the men would come each hour and how long they would stay. Like clockwork, they came right when Gunnz expected them to and left in the same amount of time they had each previous hour they stopped by. As the lights from the car carrying Nina’s guards faded as they turned the corner at the end of the street Gunnz got out of the van and slowly walked to the front door of Nina’s house. He knocked on the door, using the same knock he had seen the guards use to identify themselves to Nina, and Nina opened the door not expecting a thing. When she saw Gunnz standing there she was unsure who he was though she knew he looked familiar and had seen him with her dad many times. She invited him in, thinking he was one of the guards sent to check on her and asked if he wanted anything to drink. “Yea, beer if you got it,” Gunnz told her. Nina then made her way to the kitchen and Gunnz followed closely behind her. As Nina reached to open the refrigerator door, Gunnz pulled his trusty .45, now equipped with a suppressor, from his waistband and fired three shots into the back of Nina’s head. The job was over that fast and Gunnz quickly made his way out of the house, back to the van and as far away from Nina’s neighborhood as he could get.

 

By now, news of Dead Pool and Nina’s death was making its way to Benny who had chose not to go into hiding, but instead stay in his normal residence in Baltimore. Far from the compound Don Corleone had in the Godfather, Benny’s house was a modest four bedroom home on a nondescript street perfect for blending in with the community. Benny was on high alert and had dispersed his men throughout the neighborhood in the hopes that any attempts to infiltrate his neighborhood would be noticed by his men before anyone even got close to his house. Benny had a walkie talkie sitting next to him on the sofa as he watched TV, drinking beer and smoking weed. Every 15 minutes his men would check in to let him know the coast was clear and that everything was fine in the neighborhood. 15 minutes had passed since the last update and Benny picked up his walkie talkie and asked for a status update, but all he heard was static. He again asked for a status update and only heard dead air. Benny now getting nervous grabbed his infamous Colt 1911’s and put them in their respective holsters on his shoulders. Finally he heard over the radio, “All clear boss.” To which Benny replied, “it’s about f*ckin time man.” Just as Benny finished his sentence the front door to his house came crashing down and in came Ric, Pazzo and Lefty. Lefty immediately fired a shot at Benny’s right hand, effectively taking Benny out of the fight by wounding his dominant hand. Benny knew his fate was sealed but decided he would go down like a man. “You know I never wanted it to come to this,” Benny said to the three men. “Too late for that now,” Lefty replied solemnly. “Just not in the face, ok?” Benny said to the three men as he turned his back to them resigned to his fate. “Any last words?” Pazzo asked. “Yea, f*ck you,” Benny said laughing, and with that the three men opened fire simultaneously hitting Benny with multiple shots in the torso, arms and legs. With the job seemingly done, Pazzo made his way out to the car to get it started and left Ric and Lefty inside for a few minutes with their old friend.

 

Lefty and Ric stood looking at Benny’s bloodied body for a few minutes before finally Lefty said, “You know if he just wouldn’t of let his pride get in the way this guy coulda been Boss forever.” “You’re right Boss, he carnt get enough of himself sometimes and that’s why he’s where he is now,” Ric replied. Ric patted Lefty on the back and made his way to the car where Pazzo was waiting in the driver’s seat. Lefty was the last one to leave the house. It had been Lefty and Benny who had taken on every threat the American Mafia had faced for many months now and Lefty still couldn’t get over the fact that his old partner and mentor lay dead and bloodied on the floor in front of him. “It’s been real brudda,” Lefty said out loud, seemingly directed at Benny, and with that he turned and walked out of the house.

 

The next day the five men made the announcement that the High Council was no more. “Me and Benny created the Council and it wouldn’t be right continuing to call ourselves the Council with him no longer with us,” Lefty told the masses. It was also announced that the new Kingpin of the American Mafia would be Pazzo Moretti. Pazzo’s speech was short and to the point, the rules would stay the same and business should continue as usual. Pazzo then informed everyone that Lefty would remain in an advisory role and the other three men would represent the remaining Empires as Big Bosses. With that said, a new ruling coalition had been formed and they hoped they would be able to quickly pick up the pieces and bring the American Mafia back on an upward trend.

 

So it seems that finally, after months and months of holding together and keeping the peace that the High Council era is officially over. It’s been rumored that the League of Shadows is looking for vengeance because of Benny’s death and that they will be returning soon to bring the fight to the masses. Until then, we all must take it one day at a time and eventually This Thing of Ours will return to prosperity. Wars are always bad for business and we all know this is not the last war we will see, but hopefully with the new leadership in place things will work a little smoother and disputes can be handled like men instead of like children. Only time will tell what the repercussions of the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre will be, until then keep your heads low and your necks on a swivel. Stay safe out there America.

 

 

*Editor’s Note: It has been reported that when the police responded to the call that was later discovered to be the scene of Benny’s murder, that nobody had been found. It is unknown at this time where the body of Benny Noodles has been taken or if he is indeed dead or has somehow miraculously survived.

Valentine’s Day Massacre

 

Mini Series : “A Legacy of Love”

By: Mr_Benny_Noodles

(Part Two) – St. Valentines Day Massacre

Title : “A Legacy of Love : St. Valentines Day Massacre”

We regret to inform you that early in the morning of February 14th, 2015 a Massacre had taken place on these very streets. As the color of Valentines day is usually red, today was no different as the streets ran red with blood. It all started at the crack of dawn, in Baltimore Maryland. The weather was bone cold, a layer of white powdery snow covered the ground. Armed guards patrolled the compound, Security cameras watched the grounds, and Mr. Benny slept peacefully in his king size bed with his beautiful queen, Mrs Talulah Noodles

The Alarm went off at 6:00 am, as Benny and Talulah slowly woke up. Benny got out of bed and got dressed in his Kingpin outfit and said goodbye to his Queen. The “Queenpin of AM” (Talulah) kissed her king and wished him a wonderful day. As Benny walked out the front door of his Mansion, his notorious all black limousine pulled up right at the bottom of the steps. The door was opened for him as he made his way down the grand staircase out front of his heavily fortified complex. Mr. Benny got into the vehicle and he was off on his daily routine, taking care of business.

The limo made its way to the harbor where Benny’s import export business was located. *Click* The Doors unlocked, the door opened from the outside, and Benny exited the vehicle. He made his way into the warehouse and the limo pulled off.

At the same time in New Jersey LeftTwoGunz, Pazzo Moretti, and the other members of The High Council was having a meeting without its founder and Overall Leader (Mr.Benny). Little to Bennys knowledge he was being voted out. The Council had green-lighted its founder, adviser and supervisor. The Black Hand was outlawed along with The Mad Angels, Bad Company, and The Noodles Crime Empire. The Council organized the hit perfectly.

Mr Benny’s limo pulled up out front of the warehouse. Benny and his son (Mr. Anthony Noodles) entered the limo. The next stop was Bennys strip club (Sin Kitty) on the other side of town where bennys daughter was taking care of the family business, and supervising her fathers strip club. When they arrived at the club they walked into a trap, a massacre

An hour before Anthony and his father Benny arrived at the club, Masked men stormed the club while it was empty. Bennys daughter Nina was sitting at her desk drinking her morning coffee and playing on the computer. The Door was kicked open and before she could blink the masked gunmen shot her. She was killed instantly, it was quick and painless. The gunman had intel and of course had planned to sit and wait on their next two targets.

Benny and Anthony arrived at the club and entered it not knowing was was on the other side of those doors. Benny and Anthony walked in and all was quiet. They walked toward the back of the club, toward the office. All of a sudden the two masked gunmen jumped up from behind the two stripper stages, one on the left, and one on the right. The gunmen opened fire on Benny and Anthony catching them by surprise. Dual Thompson Machine guns emptied their clips. Benny and Anthony pulled their handguns and shot back, the bullets didn’t find their targets. The Thompson rounds hitting them throwing off their aim was the reason. Benny was hit and ripped apart by 20 bullets, while Anthony had been hit an estimated 40 times. The gunmen quickly left the scene, leaving Benny and Anthony laying in a pool of blood.

As they lay there dying they found themselves being pulled and tugged on by something. As the darkness set in they both heard a really long beep sound. Benny & Anthony both flatlined in the ambulance. They found themselves looking into a bright light. Is this that bright light everyone talks about that your suppose to see when you die? Are they dead? Is this Heaven? No Its The Hospital.

Benny and Anthony survived miraculously!. Due to modern medicine they had been saved from the clutches of hell. They swore revenge on those responsible. As they laid in the hospital they was visited by some close friends. They was taken to a secret location so that they was safe and sound. No one could attempt to end their lives now that they wasn’t in a public hospital. From this point forward Benny and Anthony have been MIA. Locations are unknown.

When the news got out of this Mrs Talulah stepped down as First Female Queenpin of AM. Surrounded by rats she retired, then traveled to Benny’s secret compound on an unknown remote island, vanishing just like her son and husband. Rumor has it that Mr. Benny has taken up arms again with the “League Of Shadows”. The Black Hand & The Mad Angels have Combined forces with the League of Shadows, and say they will get vengeance on those backstabbing rats. Things seem to not be looking good for the High Council.

Until next time America, be easy.

A Legacy of Love

 

Mini Series : “A Legacy of Love”

By: Mr_Benny_Noodles

(Part One) – Until Death Do Us Part

Title : “A Legacy of Love : Until Death Do Us Part”

It was November 27th, 2014. The day was cold and windy. The Autumn leaves that were blowing in the wind covered the ground in a bright display of color. Snow was in the forecast. It was about 10:00pm and was very dark outside. Not a single star in sight. Until A sharp dressed man by the name of Mr. Benny Noodles exited a black bulletproof limousine. He made his way into a huge warehouse that just so happened to be owned by him. Little did the public know that a top secret meeting was going down at the location. This meeting was taking place on Bennys turf in Baltimore Maryland, at the Inner Harbor where Benny would run his import / export business, smuggling nuclear weapons, illegal drugs, and pretty much anything that can or could be smuggled. If it had a profit to be made Benny was all over it by controlling it.

He called the meeting to assemble all those who he had stood beside for so long and called “Brother”. These men also happened to be elite members of the “High Council” that was founded & established by Mr. Benny Noodles and LeftyTwoGunz. These men knew how corrupted and twisted the underworld could be.

This meeting was to establish a secret society to basically advise, and supervise the elite board of directors also known as the high council, and to ultimately protect it from the corruption and evil that threatened their very existence. The Black Hand was established and operating in the shadows overseeing the american mafia, and the high council.

Mr. Benny left the meeting after its conclusion, heading to one of his businesses in Ocean City Maryland. This beach front business was a fine dinning restaurant that Benny frequently visited for dinner. As he arrived at the spot and entered the establishment he noticed the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes on in a very long time. Benny being the owner of the restaurant walked up and started a conversation with her about her experience at his establishment. Talulah seemed very interested in the good looking man and she asked what he was currently doing. Benny replied that he was just coming in for dinner. Benny noticed the woman was very interested in him so he asked if he may sit and have dinner with her. Talulah replied yes. The two got acquainted with one another and before you know it the two of them was dating. Talulah had became an employee of Bennys by becoming a member of the highly feared and respected Mad Angels. The secret society consisting of highly professional contract killers, and assassins. He trained Talulah in the art of war and how to be a highly skilled, and effective instrument of death.

Also at this time Benny founded “The A.M.A.N” (American Mafia Auction Network), and not long after all of this the couple had gotten married in The Bahamas on December 1st, 2014. Benny took this time as his vacation retirement from the underworld to pursue love and the two went on their honeymoon.

The newly weds returned to the United States and upon arrival Mr. Benny Noodles had proclaimed his wife Mrs. Talulah Noodles as “Godmother / Queenpin” of everything that belonged to him. This meant that she would ultimately help run all Bennys criminal enterprises and operations as his queen. All this had taken place shortly after the league of shadows killing spree that devastated the majority of the high council. The couple had been away and had not been aware of the madness taking place back in the united states. They had no clue until they arrived back to the states to see an underworld in turmoil. Benny had lost many of his best guys in the chaos and madness. The couple realized It was the rebuilding process yet again.

Come to find out while on their honeymoon Benny had gotten Talulah pregnant with the couples first son Anthony. As Anthony grew up into a man he found himself becoming godfather / kingpin of his fathers criminal enterprise (The Noodles Crime Empire). Talulah at this time was running Bennys other criminal enterprise “Bad Company” She just so happened to become the very first officially ranked female “American Mafia Legend” of American Mafia. She also found herself as the very first female Kingpin / Queenpin of American Mafia, and being the supreme leader of the high council. Talulah became “Queenpin of AM” fairly easily because of Bennys close friendship with longtime ally and brother in arms “LeftyTwoGunz”. Lefty had figured he would return a favor to his good friend Benny for all that he had done for him a long time ago. Lefty passed the the kingpin privilege down to Bennys wife after he had killed the former kingpin of AM “Angel_Corleone”. This decision made history in the mafia underworld. It marked the first time a woman had run the show.

Benny then made his queen one of the five bosses of the black hand. Together Benny & Talulah will advise and supervise the high council and american mafia until death do them part. Both Benny and Talulah named Joe_Cortizi as the new Godfather / Kingpin of Bad Company.

Shortly afterwards Mrs. Talulah had found out the two would be proud parents of a daughter, Nina Noodles. They were so happy. The Noodles royal bloodline seemed to be growing and the Noodles name would always be a name to be remembered and respected. We asked the couple if they planned on having more children and what their goals where for the future. The couple commented that they wish to have more children and that they plan on maintaining their rule.

This young promising couple shows no signs of slowing down or retiring. We only expect to see a lot more out of the highly feared, and respected Noodles Crime family. Until next time America, Stay safe and take it easy.

 

Is A Killer Still Out There?

 

The past few weeks have been bloody with the Camonte, Barzini war. After countless mobsters were murdered the war ended with Scarface being shot. Everyone thought that would be the end and peace would be brought to American Mafia. That turned out to be nothing close to the truth. Francesco-Barbaro, Scarface’s underboss took his bosses place as boss and started another war. He had to go into hiding a couple of times due to LeftyTwoGunz gunning for him. Francesco-Barbaro was pronounced dead at midnight Thursday.

 

The word spread fast and it brought cheer to many people. The streets were safe again and people could continue life regularly. Things changed thjs morning when a man claimed he is Francesco-Barbaro. Could this man be Francesco? and if it really is could he be planning on another wave of death to wash over Americanmafia? Or is it just another imposter hoping to get famous? We don’t know but time will help us figure it out.

 

Stay Safe America

An end to war?

It has been a constant fight between the Camontes and Barzini’s.

With recognition of the war, both sides have been continuously fighting, desperately in order to end the war.

The main involved, Scarface and LeftyTwoGunz have relentlessly been at each other since the war has started, and word has been received that Scarface was the victim of war.

It is reported that Scarface had eventually been tracked down after weeks of searching, along with Francesco Barbaro, who was a past Barzini, now Camonte. Our witnesses report that Scarface had been holed up in a spot where those looking for him had originally looked, if not for a neighbour giving his location away.

LeftyTwoGunz the returning Barzini boss, was the man holding the gun, as he shot two slugs into the chest of Scarface, leaving thirty seconds before police arrived on the scene. Word has spread among America, the war is over.

This could now be the time for families to recover, as fatalities varied across all the reigning factors, it has also been noted that Francesco Barbaro managed to escape death the first time,but after being tracked down a second time, was killed again by LeftyTwoGunz.

As always, stay safe America.

Bad Times

 

Tonight we write to inform you of the  deaths that have occurred over the past  couple of days

6 citizens of America have been targeted, multiple others added to the targets of others. Their names have been released as Jimmy Two Times, Crown Prince V, Mr Anthony Noodles, TheButcherJR, truehope and Lazarus.

The killer known as Francesco Barbaro, is a known affiliate of the Camonte empire, after leaving the Barzini empire. And has been reported to be traveling throughout America states targeting high interest citizens. Many players have been seen attempting to stop the current spree, with  citizens using their hard earn cash to wipe clean the countless number of hitlisted citizens.

It has also been reported that the 6 players alone are mainly Barzini, which could be related to the recent dispute between Camonte and Barzini, resulting in the presence of a war across America. However certain citizens such as Mr Anthony Noodles, have no ties with the fighting factions and his death alone could spark the joining of the Noodles Empire, S the son of Talulah and Benny Noodles had been struck down by Francesco.

It is also known that Scarface has been targeting Barzini members such as Vixen Denaro, but so far to our knowledge has had no confirmed kill on the citizen. Both Scarface and Francesco are reported to be locked up in America’s federal jail, if they will remain there long enough to be placed on death row is another story.

Meanwhile the high council has been discussing the best options in order to get rid of this problem once and for all. To the surprise of many, Benny Noodles has returned from retirement, presumably to help with the current situation.

As always America, stay safe.

Times Of Change

 

We write today to inform you of an important change to the underworld of the American Mafia. The kingpin spot has been slightly altered this time round.

Mrs Talulah Noodles, wife of Mr Benny Noodles, has been named America’s KingPin – or rather QueenPin. Most of America heard this through the release that the previous temporary kingpin, LeftyTwoGunz had stated in the earlier hours of the day.

We hope that this new change of things will be beneficial to America, as it already seems that Mrs Talulah Noodles authorized new empires. The Mancini, and the Moretti Crime Empires to be fully established.

More news coming soon!

X Marks The Spot: War and Peace

 

It was Wednesday, January 14th, an unusually warm day in Alaska, home base of Camonte Empire Boss Scarface. A Council meeting was taking place among all of the High Councilmen in Scar’s Anchorage social club. In attendance were Grim Reaper, Angel Corleone, Benny Noodles, Ricardo Barzini, LeftyTwoGunz, Scarface, Talulah Noodles and several other Mafioso brought as aides were also present. It seemed the issue at hand was a Barzini Captain by the name of Francesco Barbaro, who had been marked for death by the then semi-retired Barzini Boss LeftyTwoGunz. Apparently Francesco had been talking subversively about his family, openly rooting for Council enemies and it had also been discovered that Fran was plotting with several other mobsters to wipe out as many Council families as they could. Normally, this would be an issue that would be handled internally by the Barzini Empire, but for the second week in a row, Antonio “Scarface” Camonte, former Boss of the now defunct Camonte Empire, had stuck his beak into the Barzini family’s business. Scar was the one who had called the other leaders in for a meeting and turned a small issue into a much, much larger one.

 

“This is the second f*ckin week in a row this guy has done this sh*t, you all really can’t be taking this seriously!” Lefty exclaimed to the other Councilmen. “Well I don’t think he deserves to die,” Scarface replied to Lefty’s comment. “It’s none of you f*ckin business, keep out of it” Lefty said looking Scar coldly in the eyes. This was how the meeting would go on for the next 45 minutes. Occasionally some of the other Councilmen would speak up, but for the most part it was an argument between the Camonte faction and the Barzini faction. “You know what, you wanna be such a tough guy Lefty, come out of retirement and then see if you will talk so big.” Scarface said to Lefty. Lefty stared blankly at Scar for several minutes. Suddenly, Lefty cocked back and laid Scarface out with a strong right hook. “Consider me back gentlemen,” Lefty said looking at the others as he threw on his coat and walked out of the social club the meeting had taken place at.

 

“This is dumb,” Angel said to the other Councilmen still around the room. He continued, “Fran is not that big of a deal or that well known of a guy for two empires to go to war over him.” Grim spoke up, “I can understand someone being upset about interfering in my family’s business though.” Scarface interjected, as he picked himself up off of the floor, “Bullsh*t! That f*ckin’ guy thinks he’s Mr. Big Shot and that he’s something special it’s time someone shows him he’s not.” “Not a smart idea,” Benny said to Scarface, “we all know he’s been stocking up and that Barzini been getting hit for a while, he’s not just gonna lay down.” Scarface replied, “I don’t f*ckin care,” and then stormed out of his own social club leaving the rest of the Council there to strategize how to keep a war from breaking out. Before they knew it, they had already received news of several Barzini associates being killed by a hitman known to be affiliated with Scarface. “Well, so much for the peace,” Talulah said to the rest of the room. The Councilmen then all grabbed their stuff and quickly made their way out of the social clubs back to their respective means of transportation to head back to their respective headquarters to begin figuring out what to do.

 

The next day several emissaries were sent to both sides to try and see if they could come to an amicable conclusion. Benny tried approaching the Barzini Empire to see if he could convince his old friend Lefty to back down. “It’s way too late now brudda, “Lefty told Benny, “this guy has killed how many of my guys in the past day?” Lefty asked rhetorically. Benny seemingly understanding Lefty’s position, and that he would not back down, resigned himself to the fact that there would once again be another war. Benny reached in to give Lefty a hug and turned around to walk out of Lefty’s Manhattan social club when Lefty called out to him, “Benny,” Lefty said as Benny turned around to look at him, “when you report back to the rest of the guys let ’em know the Queen is back too.” Lefty smiled a big grin at Benny, who looked shocked as he saw Jane Doe walk out from behind a curtain covered room in the back of the club. It was long thought that Jane Doe was deceased from the War of 2014, however it appears whatever injuries she might have sustained, she recovered quite well. “Good to see you again Jane,” Benny said smiling at the familiar face. “Glad to be back,” Jane replied, and with that Benny made his way out of the club to head back to his headquarters to let the rest of the council know what had happened.

 

The next couple of weeks were strange. Before Lefty had returned from retirement, Scarface had made it a regular practice to publicly insult Lefty whenever he could. However, now that Lefty had officially returned to full-time action, Scarface was nowhere to be found. Lefty, a man who usually keeps his conflicts quiet, decided it was time to lure Scarface out by placing hits on all of his Captains as payment for the Barzini blood that had already spilled. A couple Camonte Captains were murdered, however the top 3 members of the Camonte organization completely disappeared off the face of the planet. Carlos Marcello, Scarface and Francesco Barbaro, who was now a high ranking Camonte, were nowhere to be found and Lefty was getting restless looking for them. He called all of the other Councilmen and even Commission members to make it a point that everyone know after he had been called out to return from retirement, and he did, the person who called him out went into hiding.

 

There were a few people who knew where Scarface was hiding. Some of these people were Councilmen themselves. Angel Corleone and Grim Reaper had been secretly keeping in touch with Scarface while he was on the lam. The newly minted Kingpin of the American Mafia, Angel Corleone was not pleased that within the first couple weeks of his reign there was already the possibility of war breaking out. The message that Angel had gotten back to Scarface was that either he face Lefty one on one or Angel was going to kill them both. News of this threat made its way back to Lefty as well, who was fuming when he heard the news. Scarface on the other hand, saw an opportunity with this announcement. He had his go-between ask Angel if he’d consider helping him take out Lefty and Barzini. It was well documented that Angel and Lefty had a rocky past and had never really mended the fences, but at first Angel was reluctant to take sides.

 

Angel returned to Corleone Headquarters in Oklahoma where Grim Reaper and Real Corleone were waiting for him. By this point Grim Reaper hand created his own new Empire called the Sons of Anarchy operating out of California and Nevada, however most knew that if it came down to it he was going to back Corleone 100%. The three men mulled over Scarface’s offer and decided to get a little advice from some old friends, Mr X and Eric “Goodfellas” Northman. The five men had a long discussion about the matter and were completely torn about what to do, who’s side to take or if they should even take sides. By the time they came to a decision, several days had passed by and all five men were exhausted. The decision they had made was they would help plot to kill LeftyTwoGunz and the rest of the Barzini Empire. Eric had some business to handle back in New York so he flew back as soon as he could, but the other four men stayed in Oklahoma to get some rest before they put their plan into motion.

 

Back in New York, while Eric was making his collection rounds, he was overheard discussing the plan against Lefty with a fellow wiseguy. This was not a smart move considering New York was the home and Headquarters of the Barzini Empire. It was not long before word got back to Lefty, Ric and Gunnz, the top three Barzini Mobsters. “You believe this sh*t?” Lefty asked Ric and Gunnz almost comically. “Here I was asking Scarface to fight me one on one, and next thing I know five more guys wanna kill me.” The three men laughed at the situation. “Damn Boss, doesn’t take you long to make friends now that your back,” Ric joked with Lefty. “This sh*t should be really funny, these guys have no idea what’s about to hit them,” Gunnz added. Lefty held his hand up to both men to stop them briefly so he could speak. “Listen guys, under normal circumstances I would have you with me, but in case this thing goes sour I only want me to be the one to face any repercussions, ” Lefty told the two men. Ric and Gunnz both nodded in understanding, however Lefty could clearly see on both of their faces that they both wanted to go along to help. Lefty stood firm, “I don’t want you guys telling anyone about this either,” Lefty said. He continued, “I will let everyone know after it is done.” Lefty went on to explain that his reasoning for not telling or involving anyone in his preemptive strike was because if it failed or backfired he did not want anyone facing any penalties for being involved. Not a soul would find out until after all five men were dead.

 

It was now 12:00am, January 24th, exactly one year to the day that LeftyTwoGunz came to these shores. Lefty was on his way to the apartment Eric used when he was staying in New York. When Lefty pulled up outside the apartment building, he looked up towards Eric’s window and saw the lights were off. Lefty was hoping that Eric was home sleeping and not out. Lefty quickly made his way into the apartment building, whose front door lock had been mysteriously broken earlier that day. Lefty hopped on the elevator and pushed the button for the 14th Floor. When the elevator got to the 14th Floor, Lefty got off and quickly opened the door directly across the hall from the elevator and climbed up the stairs to get to the 15th Floor where Eric’s apartment was. As Lefty reached the 15th floor, he quickly screwed a silencer on to his .45 and slowly made his way towards the apartment at the end of the hall. As he got to the door to the apartment, Lefty reached his gloved hand out to grab the doorknob and to his amazement, it opened when he twisted the knob. It was dark inside the one bedroom apartment. Tiny beams of light from the street lights crept through the small crevices in blinds on the windows. This gave Lefty just enough light to make his way through the apartment. Lefty quickly made his way towards the bedroom. As he’d hoped, there he found Eric sleeping on his stomach with his head facing in the opposite direction of Lefty. Lefty slowly walked up behind Eric, pressed the silencer against the back of Eric’s head and nudged him to wake him up. Eric blinked his eyes open and heard a voice say “You really think your plan was gonna work?” As he finished his question, Lefty pulled the trigger three times, splattering brain matter and blood all over the white sheets Eric was lying on. Some spatter also hit the wall as well as the blinds covering the window that overlooked the street that Lefty had parked on. One of the Five was now dead, and Lefty had heard the other Four were together in Oklahoma.

 

Oklahoma was an hour behind New York time and it was still relatively early for a Friday Night/Saturday Morning. Angel, Really, Grim and Mr X were all on their way back from one of the local bars where they had all gone to blow off some steam. They had decided they would give themselves one more night of rest before making their move on Lefty. Angel was having his compound renovated, so the four men all stayed at the local Four Seasons hotel. Their car pulled into the underground garage, and the Four men headed up to the Penthouse floor which they had completely rented out. They were still exhausted from their marathon planning meeting and the alcohol they all had just drunk didn’t help the matter. When they reached the Penthouse floor they made their way into the master suite, which was split up into five bedrooms, and made their way into their respective rooms. The Four men quickly fell into a deep sleep, resting up for the big events they had planned for the next day.

 

What they never could have realized was at that very moment, LeftyTwoGunz was en route to the Four Seasons from the Airport. Lefty, still packing his silenced .45 was loading his magazines with ammunition and making sure he had enough back up magazines in case a gun battle broke out. As they got closer to the Four Season, Lefty tucked his pistol into his shoulder holster and instructed the driver to pull into the underground garage. As they pulled up, the concierge opened the door for Lefty and let him out of the car. “Good evening sir, staying with us tonight?” the concierge asked Lefty. “Yes, a few of my friends have rooms on the Penthouse floor, however they are all sleeping so I wanted to surprise them about my arrival.” Lefty replied to the concierge. The concierge didn’t seem to buy Lefty’s story, but he wasn’t dumb, he knew exactly who Lefty was and was not about to argue with him. The concierge quickly instructed the bell boy to take Lefty to the Penthouse floor and not to give him any hassles. As Lefty got onto the elevator, the concierge handed him a copy of the key for the room the men were in.

 

The elevator made a loud ding as it reached the Penthouse floor, and lefty quickly handed the bell boy $5,000. “You didn’t see me, you don’t hear nothing, no one comes up here,” Lefty instructed the bell boy as he gave him the money. The bell boy nodded nervously at Lefty as he pushed the button to go back down to the parking garage. Once the doors to the elevator closed, Lefty pulled out his silenced pistol and briskly walked to the suite the Four men were staying in. Lefty slowly opened the door to the suite and walked in. It was a rather luxurious room, with a great room that must have been 2,000 square feet surrounded on five sides by five different bedrooms. The doors to four of the five bedrooms had been closed, making it easy for Lefty to know which rooms the men were staying in. Lefty made his way around the room quickly.

 

The first door that he came to was locked. He used a paper clip, he found on a nearby table, as a lock pick and quietly made his way into the room. Lefty smiled widely as he realized the first room he walked into was Angel’s, the current Kingpin of AM and the mastermind behind the plan to help Scarface attack Lefty and Barzini. This time Lefty didn’t want to take any chances with waking Angel, or the other guys for that matter. He quickly walked up behind Angel, put his pistol as close to Angel’s head as he could without touching it and fired two shots killing Angel instantly. The angle of the shot caused the exit wounds to be filled with particles from the bed and pillow, since the bullet trajectory went through the back of Angel’s head and out of the front, which was pressed against the pillow. Lefty then slowly turned and walked back towards the great room.

 

As he entered the great room he made a quick right and walked towards the bedroom that was next door to Angel’s. The door to this room was ajar so Lefty just slowly pushed it open. As he did, it let out a loud creak. Lefty quickly reached for the door handle to stop the door and the noise, but before he could the man in the bed shot up into a seated position to see what it was that had woke him. He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and as his vision began to clear up he made out the shape of a familiar figure. “Real Corleone, much respect brudda but you lose,” Lefty said to who he now knew was Really sitting on the bed. Lefty quickly squeezed the trigger on his pistol and fired one shot into Really’s forehead that exploded out the back side of his head. The force of the bullet caused Really’s body backwards until he landed with his head on the pillow. Really lay their dead, his eyes wide open staring straight at the ceiling as the while pillow his head landed on slowly began to stain red.

 

Lefty quickly made his way back into the great room and headed for the room that was directly across from Really. At this point the adrenaline was flowing through Lefty and he didn’t care if the last two men heard him. As he reached the door to the room he kicked it wide open. “Get the f*ck up!” Lefty shouted at the man lying in the bed. “Lefty??” Mr X asked, unsure of who it was that was barking orders at him. As this was happening, in the room next door Grim Reaper was woken up by the noise from the door being kicked open. Lefty had not yet walked into Mr X’s room when suddenly the door to the room next to his opened up and Grim walked out to see what all the noise was. As he walked out, Lefty pulled a second gun from his waist band and pointed that one right at Grim. “In the room,” Lefty directed Grim. By now both Grim and Mr. X knew what Lefty was doing there. Grim said at the foot of the bed and Lefty told X to sit next to him. Lefty get his guns trained on both men, knowing each man’s capabilities he was not taking any chances. “This is the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make in my career thus far, but I cannot let you guys live,” Lefty began saying to Grim and X, “Corleone wanted me dead and you guys are the two biggest allies of Corleone.” Lefty continued, “Maybe you disagree with my statement, but as a wise man once told me, if you even suspect that someone wants to do you harm, don’t hesitate just act.” Grim smirked a bit after Lefty said this, realizing that he was quoting him. “No disrespect gentlemen, just business,” was the last thing Lefty said to the two men. Then Lefty fire one shot through the face of Mr X and two shots into the head of Grim Reaper, killing both men instantly. In the world of the mafia, it is actually considered a sign of respect to be shot in the face. It means that the person who ordered the killing respected you enough to let you know who and possibly why it was being done.

 

The job was done, all five men had now been eliminated and Lefty quickly left the hotel, headed back to the airport and quickly hopped on his jet to head back to New York. On the way there he called Benny Noodles, the only major Boss left on the Council to fill him in on what happened. Lefty told him about the plot he had discovered and how the men wanted to kill him which meant that it was only due time that they would come after Benny. Benny didn’t want to hear it. He laid into Lefty, and for a few moments Lefty thought he might have to even go to war with his oldest ally on the Council Benny Noodles. Benny had reasoned that Lefty only killed those five as a power play to take over the American Mafia. After a brief discussion, Lefty was able to make Benny see that was the exact opposite of what he wanted. “I told everyone when I came back that I was not going to take threats lightly and that I would eliminate any potential threat without prejudice,” Lefty said to Benny. “I know, but that was five of the most powerful men in the American Mafia, how do I know you’re not gunning for me next?” Benny replied to Lefty. “You weren’t involved in the plot to kill me, you’ve never wronged me, why would I want to kill you?” Lefty asked Benny. “Power,” Benny replied. “I’ll tell ya what. You were planning to hand everything over to your wife Talulah right?” Lefty asked Benny. “Yea, she’s gonna take over as Queenpin of Bad Company which commands both the Mad Angels and the Noodles Crime Empire,” Benny answered. “Well, how about Queenpin of the American Mafia too?” Lefty Asked. Lefty continue, “As a show of good faith to you and the rest of our allies I will personally announce Talulah as the new Queenpin of AM.” “If you do that, then I’ll believe you this wasn’t about power and we’ll be good,” Benny replied. With that said, the two men ended their conversation and Lefty slept the rest of the way back to New York.

 

The next day an emergency Council meeting was held. A couple other mobsters were also summoned to the conference. Humble-Nomad, the son of infamous Mafioso Pazzo-Sangue, and Boss Mancini, who had just returned to the American Mafia after a long hiatus, were both asked to come to the meeting. When the two men arrived at Lefty’s social club in Manhattan, they were lead to a back room where the others had been waiting for them. When they walked in they saw Lefty, Benny, Talulah, and Ric seated around a table that had two empty chairs. The two men sat in the chairs and said hello to their Mafia brethren. “This will be the new Council,” Talulah said to the men at the table. “Excuse me, but who are you to say what this is?” Nomad asked adding, “all due respect.” Lefty but in, “Talulah is the new Queenpin of AM. I don’t want the position and Ric and Benny have already had it so it’s time for a fresh face and a ladies touch.” Nomad shook his head in understanding and raised the glass of wine that had been placed in front of him. “Salud” Humble said to toast the occasion. The rest of the Mafioso around the table held up their glasses and toasted the occasion as well. “We wanted to have this meeting to keep the Council up and running,” Benny told the two men. He continued, “Also, Talulah will be taking over Bad Company and therefore will be Queenpin of Mad Angels and Noodles Crime Empire as well.” Everybody seemed content with this arrangement, once again raised their glasses in a toast and took a sip from their glass. “The last thing gentlemen,” Talulah said to the men at the table, “with the recent deaths of two Empire bosses and the banishment of the Camonte Empire we need three Empires to fill their place.” Talulah paused briefly to puff her cigarette. She continued talking as she blew smoke out of her mouth and nose, “Nomad, Mancini and Ric will be the bosses of those three new Empires, so congratulations guys,” Talulah said as she once again raised up a glass in a toast to the three men.

 

The rest of the time spent in the back of the social club was a more jovial experience. The six Mobsters laughed and joked about their combined history. In a matter of a day the High Council had seemingly been torn down, only to be built right back up again. Once again it appeared that a solid foundation was in place that will continue to usher in a prosperous era for the American Mafia. One can only guess what tomorrow will bring. Will there be any attempts at retaliation against Lefty or any of the other Empires? Will the children of the slain men look to avenge the deaths of their fathers? Only time will tell, stay tuned to find out! Until next time America, keep your heads low and your necks on a swivel. Stay safe out there.

 

Bloody weekend

We bring you urgent news today.

If you have not heard, most of America have woken up today to hear the news that 5 respected members have been killed.

The first, Angel Corleone was pronounced dead at the scene, 0:34 am in the morning. The autopsy determines that Angel had been killed with a silenced pistol, which had caused a large span of damage to his chest, after retrieving the bullets, our people found that the bullets had been coated with a poison, which if Angel survived the attack, would have slowly been killed over 24 hours.

The second Real Corleone was found 3 minutes later, in a side alley, sat up against a wall. Blood was reported to have run into the street, causing the body to be found, like Angel, Real’s autopsy also showed significant damage to his chest, which caused his heart to rupture, fully pronouncing him dead.

GrimReaper, the respected don of the newly founded ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ was found at 0:40 am in the morning, reports indicate that his body have been left with two gaping holes in the front of his head. Along with this witnesses mentioned that the killer must have known GrimReaper as they stood in front of him, moments before killing him.

EricNorthman, also part of the family ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ was reported to have been found at 0:43 am, and pronounced dead at his finding, contrary to the other killings, EricNorthman’s autopsy showed that damage from a weapon, presumably a bat had caused his death, and that the five bullet holes in his chest were to make sure he remained dead.

The final citizen to fall, was Mr X, the respected leader of ‘The Black Hand Legion’ and had been reported to be returning home after a long night out. The killer however, had been seen hanging outside the house of his victim. At 2:00 am in the morning America heard the last shots, each bullet entering the chest of Mr X, as he fell to the floor. Police found his body lying 5 feet from his house at 2:04 am.

As of yet, police have found no other fallen citizens, but urge the remaining citizens of America to lock their doors and stay safe.

War?

 

It was a cold night a slight breeze moved the trees branches and the dust outside of a big mansion. Inside sat the infamous crime lord Scarface. He sat there in an angry state he had something big on his mind. He was angered at LeftyTwoGunz he had found out some information about Lefty and ever since had wanted to do nothing other than kill the man and take his Empire with it. He hadn’t confronted Lefty about what he was feeling yet. He knew he had to soon and decided to pick up his phone and get it over with. Scarface grabbed the telephone that sat at the table beside him and dialed Lefty’s number.

After three rings a man answered the phone “Lefty?” Asked Scarface. The man on the other side of the phone answered with “Yes, now get to the point I’m busy”. Scarface took a deep breath then started. “This is Scarface and you have a problem I acquired some interesting information on you and that leaves you in a bad position you see I don’t mess around with people like you I will get you I don’t care what you say because actions speak louder than words and in this instance my gun is going to talk”. Scarface took another deep breath and started again. “I’m going to kill you and any of your thugs that try to stop me doing it and at the end of this your going to be dead and I’m going to be here so yes this means WAR!”.  He then slammed the phone down pulled out a cigar and started smoking it.

Stay Safe America

New AMPF Inquest

We are reporting today to share the death of a respected citizen, Jordan Bellford.

To this day there has been no information on his death, reports indicate that a short while before his mysterious death he had been admitted to America’s federal jail. Only to be broken out moments after.

As you may know, America lately has seen its fair few shares of unsolved deaths, the latest being Jordan Bellford. We ask for anyone to come forward to share any information that may bring us closer to the killer or killers that were involved in Jordan Bellford’s death.

More information to come soon.

As always, we will be releasing any information we come across. Meanwhile, stay safe America.

New AMPF Police Report

 

All fellow residents of America, today the American Mafia Police Force has received word that the body of Jay Soprano has been discovered in the living room of his house.

Reports show that the house was broken into long before Jay has been suspected to return home – presumably from a night out. His autopsy shows two distinct wounds to the frontal lobe, both of them delivering powerful damage to the skull.

Residents of America have been paying their respects to the fallen member, and are seen visiting his grave every now and then.

With this the AMPF have released serious follow ups to this event, and are warning residents of America to stay safe in the upcoming nights, fearing that this will not be the last body on the autopsy table.

More reports to come as soon as new information is received. Meanwhile, stay safe America.