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Duck season, FIRE!

March 22, 2012 by admin in

If you shot your mother-in-law last week, buy some more ammo because it’s open season on lazyass inactives of American Mafia. All inactive citizens have been ranked to goomba. Mafiosos across the country have been hunting them down and killing them, which leads to the federal jail filling up, but inmates are getting sprung faster than they can get arrested.

 

Dominick Napolitano says: “KILLING SEASON IS OPEN… F*** YEAH! KILL THAT IA SCUM!”
Carlton Leach says: “we need more IAs! They are going to be over soon.”
lollotrolli says: “I freaking love it ! It’s a very good way to sort out my murderous rampage without getting into trouble with any of the other families. So thanks to Admin for letting us kill a lot of people just for fun.”

 

The sound of a gun is better than fireworks on the 4th of July. If you are going for glory, start shooting at those worthless goombas. Just don’t miss and kill family members, otherwise you may become a target yourself.

 

Happy hunting from Joeseppe Kingston.

Another day elsewhere from paradise

March 18, 2012 by admin in

From Hawaii to Oklahoma to “homiegangbangerland” of California, the killing won’t stop.

 

Hello, this is Joeseppe Kingston again, with more news. News.. death, shootings, people, places, vengeance, pie and other evil.

 

Yesterday, another fellow thought it was a awesome idea to start killing random people for no particular reason. Sal Gambino‘s awesome idea to start killing protected family members turned out to be really really stupid, as predicted by anyone sane. Oklahoma turned out to be the final resting place of Sal due to the vengeful work of Oppie, who was given a pat on the back, a thumbs up and a “hooray for Oppie”.

Body count: h5499, montay, luigi_fornancino, Sal_Gambino

 

Earlier today, Mortal got the same idea, but in California this time. Mortal was then killed by Joe King of GR.

Body count: Danny_Devito, ChrisChambers, II_Duce, Mortal

 

In other news, will the commission pass the bill allowing members to kill those ranked below “don” who make a family? Those ranked below don that already have a family will remain safe however, only low ranked members who make a family after the rule is made official will die.

The sugestion was made public by Michael Corleone and can be viewed here: New Rules for Corleone family and eventualy for others.

 

Now, we have a shout-out from Hector Varrios – “Be the proud, the few, the Crenshaw Boulevard bloods. Join today! Message Hector-Varrios to join!”

 

Written, edited, everything by Joeseppe Kingston – I am the chosen one, sent to save you from blissful ignorance and pull you all out of the darkness.

Another day in paradise

March 14, 2012 by admin in

Hawaii. Just like Alaska, it remains isolated from the rest of the states. It is practically in Australasia, like Alaska is practically Canadarussia.

 

Despite it’s distance, the “things going wrong and resulting in lots of death” trait that several other states have, has been passed overseas to Hawaii.

 

Hello, I’m Joeseppe Kingston again with more news of death.

Yesterday, a day at the beaches of Hawaii was ruined by gunfights in the streets, forcing locals to abandon their needles and run for cover. Many of the departed have been identified as members of the Corleone, Outfit, Tattaglia and Gold Rising crime families, courtesy of some wiseguy named Joey Merlino. Merlino was involved in a serious gunfight with GR boss Joe King shortly after. The gunfight lasted and extended period until Merlino was shot to death in the face. The lone gunman was seen fleeing the scene and boarded a plane heading for Kentucky.

 

Bodies found: littlecent3, SamTheButcher, AndrewRUSSO, noone, Joey_Merlino_ and several bodyguards.

 

Written, edited and produced by Joeseppe Kingston

Stuck in the middle with you

March 12, 2012 by admin in

Death in the air of Tennessee.

 

Hello, I’m Joeseppe Kingston – now that’s a proper sounding news-name!

 

Four days ago, Sonny Black of Gold Rising killed Ace Rothstein of the Underworld empire. However yesterday, Sonny was killed in a supposedly unrelated incident. Taking credit for this kill is Ruthless of the Corleones, after a dispute at the latest AMFU meeting.

 

When asked why he did what he did, Ruthless had this to say: “Really only two reasons. First, I had many people wanting to shoot him; most for just the way he talks and I did not want a repeat of you and Marko. Second, he was a terrible leader and had no idea how to talk to anyone, plus he would do random s*** over and over that pisses people off and if it had been anyone else they would have died a long long time ago. Now there wont be anymore drama and everyone that’s alive knows how everything runs, so no more drama.”


Of course we would like to get a statement from the departed, but like some say: talking to Sonny is like talking to a corpse!

 

In other news: federal jails remain empty! Inactive citizens are still at large! Because of this, American Mafia have experienced rapings and cannibalism. Dark times.

 

Written, edited, produced, reported, choreographed.. etc by Joeseppe Kingston (Joe King) – loved by some, hated by many but those guys can go to hell.

 

P.S. Remember, anyone that has anything on their minds they want to say to the public, send it in to get your voice heard! Or even if you have a funny story to share or jokes, whatever. I will try to fit a “shout-out” section at each article.

 

Ace got iced – part II

March 8, 2012 by admin in

Ace Rothstein, successor to Badfellas di Corleone after the death of Joe D last month, left the Corleone empire to make it on his own. Once Ace was no longer under any form of protection, many family bosses became aware of the risk Ace was taking, especially after Ace formed the Underworld empire. Ace was apparently granted permission by AMFU to rule two states – Tennessee & Mississippi, however this is being looked into, as the number of councillors who apparently agreed to this, is looking lower than previously thought.

 

As a number of family bosses shared their doubts about the staying power of the Underworld empire, Sonny Black – co-boss of Gold Rising, came to Ace with an offer to join and become well protected – assuming that Ace was aware of just how weak he was. Sonny told Ace the truth about many powerful people that wouldn’t care if he died and therefore, needed protection.

 

During the meeting however, Ace went on to say that it was Gold Rising, that in fact needed protection from Underworld. Sonny told Ace that wasn’t true, as Gold Rising was more powerful. Ace replied by saying Sonny was no threat to him – practically daring him to attack. Looks like Sonny proved which of the two organizations was stronger.

 

As it turns out, the rumours about those powerful people who would do nothing is Ace was killed, turned out to be true, as no one has yet attempted to get revenge. Gold Rising have taken control over the remains of Ace’s former empire.

 

 

And what do Corleones think of this? Well, the old man himself – Micheal Corleone, gave an opinion or two on the situation, but appears to want to remain true to his retirement and not get involved, as long as it doesn’t effect him.

 

And what ever happened to BIRD??

 

Written, edited & published by Joe King – the Mac Daddy.

 

Underworld empire gets sent to the underworld

March 7, 2012 by admin in

The boss of a small time group known as the Underworld empire, Ace Rothstein was killed earlier today. Ace was in a sit-down with Gold Rising empire co-boss Sonny Black, when things went bit crazy resulting in the death of Ace.

Weeks beforehand, Ace had taken large risk of making an independent family, which he expanded into a small empire. Unfortunately, without the ability to defend himself against most other bosses and without the protection from someone that can, Ace remained vulnerable.

More on this story later…

How the Corleone’s Right Hand Came to Be

February 23, 2012 by Reporter in

How the Corleone’s Right Hand Came to Be

I remember the day I first arrived here in AM, things were calm and I was still finding my way around. I started talking to a Capo named Joe_King in Raymond’s family, a branch of the Corleones. He ended up taking me in and I worked for them for quite a while. You see, it was always a dream of mine to become like Michael_Corleone, Benny Noodles, or some of the other higher ups like Tolly or Ray. To run a family, be a part, nevermind a high counciller, of AMFU, and to run my own state. In fact there was a time back in the day that I stupidly left Ray’s family, and made one of my own with a few friends. We didn’t last a day before I found out about the fines and rank requirements. Of course learning that I took the family down quickly and rejoined the Corleone’s. Around the time I became a Capo my good friend Joe was sent off to start a family of his own. I’ll never forget the excitement in his messages or the happiness I had for my good friend. It was only a few days later that I reached the rank of Boss and was contacted by Michael Corleone asking if I thought I was ready to start my own family. After some communication back and forth it was decided I would create the next extension to the Corleones: i’Fratelli Corleones or “The Brothers Corleones”. I was invited into Michael’s family to make an oath to the corleones and the next day I was sent out on my own.

My family grew fast, with the help of my younger brother Famishing, I recruited quickly and hit 30 or so members in no time. For a while we were quite a thriving family, active members ranking up fast and doing good work.

It wasn’t long till I saw myself slowly rise in the Corleone structure. It was great, sitting back, taking it easy with friends and watching them become family leaders alongside me. We grew more and more, when I first arrived the Corleones only had maybe 4 or 5 extensions, it was nothing like it is today. Soon I had reached the rank of Capo di tutti Capi, it was a very happy day for me. It was around that time that my old friend Joe was trying his hardest to reach the elusive “Wise Old Man” rank that only a small few had. The two of us were around CONSTANTLY, killing and doing jail busts together praying that one of us would get the rank. Shortly after, Benny joined us in the race for WOM and the 3 of us couldn’t be trying harder.



Finally Joe got it, celebrations were in order and we all congratulated him on the forums. Benny and I, growing ever anxious for the rank, started donating money to the church and even praying for the rank. It was only a couple nights after Joe had gotten it that I was busting my good friend out of jail, I was on maybe my 10th attempt and it was taking forever to get him out. Finally, after 30 or so tries I turned to my brother and said “Next attempt I’ll get it, I’ll get WIse Old Man”. He laughed at me and I clicked again, the page slowly refreshed and there it was. There were few times I had been happier in my carree. We all celebrated again and things were great.

It was only shortly after that I was given the title of Left Hand Man for the Corleones as well as brought into the AMFU as a high councillor. And only a while after that till I was given the permission to claim Michigan as my own. At this point I was fighting alongside my brothers on a regular basis and we were getting to know each other better and growing stronger and stronger every day. Benny and I started the Secret Service to protect the president at the time and recruited a couple people to work for the cause. After the president himself stepped down and joined the Corleones the secret service died down with him.

A little while later my younger brother was given permission to start a new family, I was so happy to see him follow in my path. I passed i Fratelli Corleone to him and started L’Elite Corleone, a family meant simply to train future Corleone bosses.

And recently Michael Corleone, our leader for so long and my friend for just as long, stepped down. He passed the family to Ruthless, another great friend of mine, and became an advisor to the Corleones. I was promoted to the Right Hand of the Corleones and that is where I am today.

As far as the future goes, I can only see myself continuing to work for this great family alongside so many great friends that I have made. I hope to eventually catch up to my good friend Michael in the ranks and to help my family become even stronger in doing so.

This is how I have lived my life, it’s all I know and all I care to know.

Written by Scarface9407

Once upon a time on American Mafia

February 21, 2012 by admin in

Things aren’t the way they used to be. The impact was quick, briefly after anyone foresaw what was going to happen. After all, gravity always waits for the coyote to realise his mistake before letting him fall. Families are losing out on chances to find new recruits. The time in which new people can join a family before being considered “inactive” is practically nothing. Established members are also having trouble to gain any sort of power, while ready powerful members are stuck at a fixed power level. Lazy citizens are still at large.

On a brighter side, plenty more states remain to be assigned a ruler. If you are a family leader and wish to become a state ruler too, contact AMFU for the chance to pick out a vacant state to rule.

In other news, Disel has won the long awaited reward of Ultimate Trash Talking Citizen. We can imagine Disel is very excited to have his dream come true.

 

As for me, I’m looking for an intern to work for me, here at AM Times. All journalists have lackeys to do the dirty work, while they take all the credit and feel important, so why can’t i have that? Messege me if you can lower yourself to be my assistant.

Edited, written, produced.. etc. by Joe King aka the Mac Daddy – damn I haven’t used that nickname in a long time. I’m the media so I can use whatever one I want!

REWARD – I will pay 100k for any Paulie-Gulteari sightings!!

The Dream of The Young!

February 5, 2012 by Reporter in

Who am I?

 

I am Nicdemo_Scarfo, born in Philly. I watched gangsters when I was young, beat up local shop owners and extort them and when they didn’t pay, they were murdered. I always like how much respect the got and though , “I wanna be just like them whenever i grow up”.

Then i met Scarface9407. He took me under his wing like his own son and tought me the ways. He soon had me running hits for him and picking up his collection money. Now I am a fully fledged member of his family.

 

My plans for the future is to make a family, to take people under my wing and teach them what Scarface taught me. To be a Model to younger Gangsters, ones who they look up to . I also would like to run my own family and become the Godfather of Pennsylvania. Serving AMFU and there great leaders . Becoming a trusted associate of the Corleone Family but still running my own separate family .

 

Proud member of the American Mafia, Nicdemo_Scarfo

The World is Ours

February 2, 2012 by admin in

The numerous mafia familes that occupies 9, later 10 states of the USA have now grown and are expanding over all 50 states. The rest of the USA is now opened up for mafiosos to expand to.

This has created numeous problems for the Commision, known as AMFU (American Mafia Families Union) who try to keep each state under control of a respected leader. Now AMFU are struggling to keep each new state from being taken by small timers and trying to recruit new councillers for the positions.

This is a new begining for American Mafia, as mafiosos await to see what the future has to offer them.

History will remember this day…

Written and Edited by Joe King

 

THE WINDS OF CHANGE ARE BLOWING

January 29, 2012 by Reporter in

A new era has begun on American Mafia. This week we saw the biggest and most numerous changes, most notably the retirement of long time ruler and founder on the Corleone crime family – which evolved into the Corleone empire, Michael Corleone. This news shocked most resident as the strongest resident in the history of American Mafia hands all his power to long time best friend, Ruthless.

 

This retirement was announced shortly after the death of loyal Consigliere Joe D Foster, who had disagreements with the capo di tutti capi and fought to the death. This battle shocked residents as bullets and explosions shook the state of Nevada, while resident ran for cover. Taking his place as ruler of Badfellas di Corleone is Foster’s former right hand man – Frank Pentangeli, and as for his place as Consigliere, shockingly Goodfellas steps down as capo di tutti capi of the Outfit empire – handing all his power down to Beck, to take Foster’s place on the Corleone tree.

 

Another twist in the Corleone structure is the dismissal of enforcer Sonny Black, who was discharged from the Corleone empire on request and it seems to be granted with no grudges held. Bocephes – a loyal capo, has been promoted to enforcer in Black’s place.

 

To get an inside opinion, we arranged an interview with _Tolly_, the new underboss of the Corleone empire:

Editor: Ok, it seems Tolly is late for his interview, so I’m gonna go ahead and start without him. I have a Tolly impersonator to give his answers. Tolly, what do you think of the AM Times?
Tolly’s Impersonator: Yeah, it’s sweet. You are so awesome and cool. You kick ass, Joe FuckNuts.
Editor: Why thank you very much, I know I’m awesome. Oh wait, the real Tolly is here now. We can begin for real.

Editor: Tolly, how surprised were you about Michael’s retirement?
Tolly: Not very. He had thought about it for a while. He was always too busy on here. I think he got fed up of bossing everyone around too.
Editor: Do you think making Ruthless in charge of the empire was the best decision?
Tolly: Yes, by far. Ruthless is a good leader and he knows his way around the game better than anyone else.
AdBot: Read the Newspaper http://www.americanmafia.org/blog/newspaper/
Editor: Fuck off Adbot. A great leader certainly, but do you think he may lack the strength?
 Tolly: Maybe, but this is why we have a structure in Corleone. We have many people who are willing to sacrifice their lives in order for us to stay powerful.
Editor: New capo di tutti capi, you became the new underboss, Sonny left, Goodfellas joined, Joe died. How do you think these changes will effect the way Corleones run things?
Tolly: Well, Ruthless is known for his great shooting skills, but we also have many brains behind us. Michael Corleone is Ruthless’s advisor for the time being, and I have had many wars in the past. Then we have Goodfellas as the new consigliere. It will all depend on who crosses us. We may just kill them off, or we may come to a peaceful solution. Our new system will be worked out soon. We have only just made changes to the ranks. Sonny was a great corleone, but if someone wishes to leave us, then so be it, as long as they had a good enough reason. The Corleones will continue to become bigger and bigger, our enemies cannot hide from us. But we are reasonable enough to work out a peaceful solution in every situation.
Editor: Finally, is there anything you would like to shout out to the readers?
Tolly: There is actually. I am recruiting for my family now as I am active again, and I am accepting any loyal mafiosos. Message me for an invite.
Editor: Hey, you aren’t a paying sponsor for the AM Times. Advertise somewhere else.

In other news, will there ever be another president of American Mafia? Joe FuckNuts had launched a campaign to get hold of this position and has gathered many supporters. And what happened to the former president, Igor the Beast? The future in politics of American Mafia depends on getting active willing members into the office positions.

Edited and written by Joe FNuts

Double Crossing a Mafia boss

January 17, 2012 by Reporter in

An inspiration for the ruthless gangland boss in the American Mafia world, Joe_D_Foster was wanted for hundreds of murders. One victim was shot between the eyes in a parking lot at his country club in Nevada. Another was gunned down in broad daylight on a New York street to prevent him from talking about the killing in Oklahoma. Others were taken out for running afoul of Joe’s gambling enterprises.

 

“He left a trail of bodies,” said Dellingkeepsdying, a caporegime of his family. “You did not double-cross him. If you did, you were dead.”

 

At the same time he was boss of Nevada’s murderous Badfellas Di Corleone family, Foster was a Consigliere to the Corleone empire. But he fled in November 2011 when an agent tipped him off that he was about to be indicted.

 

Prosecutors said Foster went on the run after being warned by an FBI agent John Connolly. Connolly was convicted of racketeering in December 2011 for protecting Foster and his cohort, Stephen “The Rifleman” Flemmi, also an FBI informant. A congressional committee, in a draft report issued in 2012, blasted the FBI for its use of DARIUS, former Badfellas Di Corleone’s Caporegime, as an informant, calling it “one of the greatest failures in the history of federal law enforcement.” As the saying of Dellingkeepsdying goes, on January 13th, Darius who double-crossed Foster, was found dead in Illinoise with two gunshot wounds in the back of his head.


 

Written by Dellingkeepsdying