Will the unemployed go to hell?

It would seem the unemployment levels are at an all time high, as seen by the number of citizens that stay inactive. Everyone knows inactive citizens are bad for the economy, however many extremist groups – believed to be apart of the mafia, have taken measures to their own hands by launching a full scale assault on those inactives. The United States Fedaral Jail is filling up and emptying rapidly once again.

Sonny-Black – a notable face in the killing spree, had this to say: It’s ****ing great. I’m gonna be working for my waste management company a lot more.

This isn’t the first time the American Mafia have declared war of inactive citizens. Many times in the past, the killing sprees have flooded the streets. The killing expands all the way across america from New York to California. The acitve citizen, however are said to be safe.

Edited and Written by: Joe_D_Foster