State of the Union

 

We received a few anonymous letters and we are happy to publish in this American Mafia News special edition:

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Gambino Crime Empire

With the Kingpin of the Gambino Crime Empire dead, it seems to have finally been put back in good hands. Mr_Benny_Noodles aka Roger Gambino (the original Kingpin of the Empire) has placed the Empire in the hands of his protégé, Scarface. Benny feels as though the family name has been disrespected and stepped on due to Joe-Colombo aka The-Raven taking it over and running it into the ground. Benny believes that the Gambino Crime Empire will rise again with his former Right Hand Man of the Noodles Crime Empire at the helm. Is this a sign of growth in America? We hope so. Good night America, and stay safe!

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Pazzo-Sangue Dead

 

The news of infamous mob boss Pazzo-Sangue has america in shock. This is the second big boss murdered in the same day. Earlier this morning Joe-Colombo was found dead at hos mansion and now Pazzo-Sangue is dead. The killer was identified as Mr_Benny_Noodles the most feared assassin of the mafia. The reason for Pazzo-Sangue is still not yet known. Pazzo-Sangue had just checked into a hotel and gotten to his room when he got a phone call from Mr_Benny_Noodles with the news of Joe-Colombos son.

 

Pazzo-Sangue immediately got in his car and drove to Joe-Colombos mansion. Right when Pazzo-Sangue exited his car Benny shot 3 times and Pazzo-Sangue dropled to the floor immediately dieing. Questions are still in the air regarding the death of Pazzo-Sangue. Did he fake it? Is this another one of his acts of disappearing? Or was this an act of punishment from the gods. Only the future can help unravel this mystery.

Stay Safe Americans

 

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Charles “Lucky” Luciano’s Short Spree

 

It was a cold night and a bad one for Mr. Luciano. He was torn apart by the internal issues in his family, the Noodles Crime Empire. he had finally had enough. With the surprising takeover of the family, The Dubliner, took charge as Kingpin of the Noodles Crime Empire with authorization from Mr. Benny Noodles, leaving Scarface, the Right Hand Man that was suppose to take over, in the wind. Charles was not happy. He quit the family and quickly started running the Corleone hitsquad for Angel Corleone himself.

 

Later that night, Charles took a ride in his 1967 Road Runner down the main drag in Chicago where a few members of each family were said to be having drinks at a popular pub nearby.He drives by slowly and scopes the place out. Sure enough, he sees Faded standing outside smoking a cigarette. He decides to wait. One hour later, Lucky drives by the pub again. His mind replaying the events from earlier in the day. He sees red. He drops a gear and pulls the emergency brake, spinning the car around so that he was looking straight at the pub. With a devilish grin, he hits the gas, shifting gears until he smashes into the pub killing multiple innocent bystanders and a handful of various Mafia members. He gets out of the car with cuts on his face, broken ribs, and .357 in his hand.

 

He looks around and notices that Faded and Mustang Freak are the only two still breathing. Mustang reaches for his gun but Charles shoots, hitting him in the through, killing him moments later. Faded hears the shot, she struggles to get up. She heard the footsteps of a maniac approaching her. Charles kicks Faded in the side, forcing her back to the floor. Lucky cocks his gun and says to her; “See you in hell”. He pulls the trigger, putting a bullet through her temple and flees the scene. Nobody has heard or seen Charles Luciano since.

 

Anyone with information are advised to contact their local authorities.

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Gambling fever hits the nation

 

 

After gambling has been seen as near outlawed from America for so long due to the constant fighting on the streets everyone has been hording money. But with peace finally coming around and bloodshed drawing to a close barzini crime boss Ric_ is setting gambling dens across the 50 states so if you think you have lady luck on your side then head into one of the numerous locations and place your bets today.

 

This just in with gambling taking place once again in America citizens and mobsters are rejoicing and placing more bets than ever before and a Las Vegas is at the center of this billion dollar business and the barzini crime family with Ric_ as boss is pulling in more money than ever before. With the barzini gambling empire running so well rumors have been heard throughout that sports bets may also start to take place soon. May lady luck be in everyone’s favor

 

Submtited by Don-Vindog

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A Mob Boss On The Run

 

News of Charles Lucky Luciano leaving his life as a Noodle crime empire boss to join the corleones came as a shock to the mafia community. Charles had been running the Noodles Hitsquad when he decided to close the family and join corleone opening the Corleone hitsquad. This betrayal has led Charles to being hunted by Mr Benny Noodles. Charles Lucky Luciano has been making connections with old friends trying to bring them back into the mob life. He hopes to make corleone a strong family again and have it running the mafia again.

 

Rumors of the infamous mob boss GrimReaper returning has alot of people in disbelief do to him being shot to death 3 months ago but mobsters faking their deaths to return later is not an uncommom in the mob life so only time can tell us this answer. There will be bullets flying all over the big cities of America as the hunt for Charles Lucky Luciano continues. The only advice I can give is lock your doors dont go outside and hope to god your city is not the one with Charles Lucky Luciano or Mr Benny Noodles is in.

Stay Safe Americans

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Infamy

 

It was a cold silent night, Joe-Colombo had just oversaw a drug run successfully bring in 500 million. As he sat in his chair smoking an old Cuban cigar he felt this night would be his last. He motioned for his 20 bodyguards to head home and invited his dear friend Pazzo over. Pazzo arrived and he had the look of worry in his eyes, its like they both knew something was going to go down tonight. Joe didn’t need that look for another excuse to go to his personal armory.

 

He walked to the closet in his master bed room and slid a panel away grasping the infamous Chicago typewriter. Joe had this gun since he was in his late teens, his father gave it to him before passing, he knew he would die the same way his father did. As he made his way back into the living room he handed Pazzo a shotgun which was lethal at close range. “Make sure you send who ever walks through those doors to hell.” Joe said with a grin.

 

He loaded a clip into his Tommy-gun and took up position at one of the windows. Just around this time Benny and his goons were making their way towards Joe’s mansion. They arrived only to every light off in the house. Benny got out of the car and started talking with some of his men, they agreed they would all breach the house at the same time. Joe had seen all this in action and repositioned himself to the back door awaiting anyone who was man enough to come in.

 

Benny made sure he was loaded to the teeth as he knew the son of former 1st National Crime Syndicate Boss wouldn’t die easy. As his men kicked in the doors the house was suddenly lit up and looked like a party should be taking place here. Pazzo unloaded rounds after rounds into the mass of bodyguards. Joe was nearly deaf after spraying down the last of the guys at the back entrance. He fired the last shot and threw the gun down. As he rounded the corridor he met up with Pazzo who was also down to the last shot. Joe knew the only way out was to make their way to the top floor.

They reached the top and took up another position, Joe looked out the window to see more cars arriving. Pazzo and Joe knew they wouldn’t leave here alive. Benny was making his way up surrounded by several bodyguards as he was known to let others do the work and take the credit himself. Joes and Pazzos worst fear was to die by a coward, but it seems this coward may have got the best of them. Joe turned around to let Pazzo know there were more coming, and he saw Benny looking at him.

 

Benny fired his pistol hitting him in the arm and shoulder, this left Joe’s right arm useless. As Joe leaped through his bedroom door, he saw Pazzo unloading rounds into Benny only to see him be shot down. Pazzo was dead, and Joe was next. Joe readied himself, putting his last clip into his pistol and prepared for the men to walk through any moment. Benny kicked the door in and shot twice as did Joe, Joe shot Benny through the stomach, a near fatal shot. Joe was hit through the throat and knew his time was coming, he fixed his tie and died with a smile on his face.

 

Many believe that Joe isn’t dead and may be returning very soon.

 

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