2ND COMING

You thought I was finished, but I come back and smack American Mafia in face! That’s right, I’m back controlling the media. People kept saying to me “Joe, get back to what you are good at, go back to entertaining and informing us about events we have probably already heard of. You’re an inspiration to us all, Joe. We love you!”

This time around, it’s more about the residents. Hard working mafias can relax after a long day of giving the law the finger and come read my articles. Because if they don’t, I will come kick the s*** outta them. I may be away from the family leader business and the commission, but I still got all the connections, I’m still in the inner circle, spreading my wisdom. Oh yeah!

It’s more than news this time, now it’s about keeping the focus on the residents, keeping them active and getting their opinions out there. Here is an average earner working his way up the recently founded Philadelphia Crime Family,
hey you, what do to say to my comeback?
Frank-Vinci: Awesome, I know you well and I know that you will be great at it.
OK, awesome. See people, here’s a supporter of me. You see? You see, Nicodermo the intern?

 

Here’s a special bulletin about a very special occurrence:

28th of may, 2012 – Paulie-Gulteari was prison raped to death. During his last supper in the prison cafeteria, he suspected one of his 12 shower daddies would betray him. 3 days after his death, before us all, stood Paulie of Nazareth. Our saviour resurrected. The newly founded Church of Paulie Christ of Shatter day saints is doing everything humanly possible to convert all sinners to AM’s religion of PaulieGultology. Praise Paulie, long may he reign.

Paulie-Gulteari: Way to ruin the news, cause with you doing it nobody’s gonna read it.
Dude, I’m the best reporter ever. I don’t care if you’re Jesus, don’t dis the media.

 

Stories will appear as soon as they happen and in the meantime, I will be getting several views from residents on topical matters.

One of the current issues, particularly in the recent forums, is cynicism. This is a topic I would really like to discuss and get several points of view from. Unless anything highly newsworthy happens, this will be discussed in my next article.

 

I know at this point of reading, Ruthless and others will be saying this article sucks, but they really dont mean it, they just hate me and will say anything against me.

But I don’t care! I’m back to writing and that’s all people should care about!

 

One last thing. Rumour has it, massive changes will come as to the way families are organized, and I got the in on it. Isn’t that amazing? The kingpin of everything will hear from me on my views. The AM population will just have to wait and see what unfolds.

 

“2nd coming” – by Joe King aka ThaJoeKingThing

Anyone who wants a shout-out, messege me and your words will appear in the next article.

Gold Rising’s War

It was a damp April morning, every Mafioso was asleep. But there was one who had a nasty plain for that early morning, Joe__King of Gold Rising started to drive from state to state walking into Mafioso’s houses and killing Family leaders while they sleep. Nobody was aware of what was happening. When ironically Michael__Corleone awakened. He noticed what was happening and reacted quickly, finding Joe and after a long and hard fight, Joe__King took a bullet to the head which instantly killed him. The War was over, Both sides lost many men. A total Family Leader Body Count of 18 on the Corleone side. Including the body of Ruthless, Raymond. Both members of Bad Company. But this didn’t go unpunished. Michael__Corleone ordered the Death of all Gold Rising Members. With hours, the streets were stained with the blood of Gold Rising as everybody was being killed off.

 

No doubt this will go down into American Mafia History.

 

I recently asked Michael__Corleone for a inter, with all warm smiles, he accepted.

 

Nicky: Hello Michael, it is a great Pleasure to have you here.

 

Michael: Well thank you.

 

Nicky: So How long did it take you to noticed what Joe was doing?

 

Michael: I was in my palace when I heard phone ringing , I waked up and answered the phone , it was call from friend of mine, he said there is a war and that Raymond and Goodfellas were just killed so thats when I found out after fellas death.

 

Nicky: What was your reaction that he was attacking your Family?

 

Michael: What reaction man could expect, I was upset and sad to see my brothers in cemetery, it made me very angry, but as you all know me I try to think with my head cold always, so I calmed down thinked about situation and decided what to do.

 

Nicky: Did you feel betrayed that your former brother would do this to you?

 

Michael: Yes I felt betrayal and it is not first time I have that feeling, I was upset to see Joe decided to do that and to go on people which were close to me, so at that moment I decided to take out everyone in his empire down.

 

Nicky: How long did it take you to kill Joe?

 

Michael: Well Joe Shot someone in NY someone let me know Joe started killing in NY, so i took private flight and gone to New York, my bodyguards and I started looking for Joe in NY, Joe knew he stand no chances so he started running to airport wishing to leave NY and take some more targets out as he had targeted many, I started following him to airport and on each corner there were 7 bodyguards he hired to cover his way, I killed them all but once I got to airport Joe already was on the plane, he succeeded to leave NY, then I arranged my friends I have in politic and everywhere to cut of his money incomes and to find his location, after some time, I found him in Oklahoma, he gone to place where none think he would which I see as smart move, he was in my state, in state of Oklahoma I gone there myself, started shooting at his bodyguards there were many of them, I killed them all and finally when I got to Joe, he said to me that he did what he wanted amazing, then he tried to reach his gun and I gunned him down.

 

Nicky: Well that concludes our interview! Thank you for your time!

 

​Michael: No problem, is was my pleasure.

 

Duck season, FIRE!

If you shot your mother-in-law last week, buy some more ammo because it’s open season on lazyass inactives of American Mafia. All inactive citizens have been ranked to goomba. Mafiosos across the country have been hunting them down and killing them, which leads to the federal jail filling up, but inmates are getting sprung faster than they can get arrested.

 

Dominick Napolitano says: “KILLING SEASON IS OPEN… F*** YEAH! KILL THAT IA SCUM!”
Carlton Leach says: “we need more IAs! They are going to be over soon.”
lollotrolli says: “I freaking love it ! It’s a very good way to sort out my murderous rampage without getting into trouble with any of the other families. So thanks to Admin for letting us kill a lot of people just for fun.”

 

The sound of a gun is better than fireworks on the 4th of July. If you are going for glory, start shooting at those worthless goombas. Just don’t miss and kill family members, otherwise you may become a target yourself.

 

Happy hunting from Joeseppe Kingston.