All fellow residents of America, today the American Mafia Police Force has received word that the body of Jay Soprano has been discovered in the living room of his house.
Reports show that the house was broken into long before Jay has been suspected to return home – presumably from a night out. His autopsy shows two distinct wounds to the frontal lobe, both of them delivering powerful damage to the skull.
Residents of America have been paying their respects to the fallen member, and are seen visiting his grave every now and then.
With this the AMPF have released serious follow ups to this event, and are warning residents of America to stay safe in the upcoming nights, fearing that this will not be the last body on the autopsy table.
More reports to come as soon as new information is received. Meanwhile, stay safe America.