Good evening America this is your humble Observer reporting in on the news of growing Organized Crime in America’s Melting pot.
The latest reports have shown that National Crime Syndicate Boss, Pazzo-Sangue, has returned to the US from an extended stay incognito. Where Mr. Sangue was while laying low; I have no idea. I was able to catch up to one Mr. Sangue’s bodyguards and he said, “Mr. Sangue would like everyone to know that he will be supporting the fight against The League of Shadows.” Then the door was slammed in my face. What is this secret fight he spoke of? What is this “League of Shadows”? Is there some sort of war raging in the streets of our cities? Ladies and gentlemen I for one am not happy with all these questions that this event has opened to our eyes but I will work my best to give you answers.
On a personal note I think this war has something to do with all the local mobsters with ties to Barzini being killed and America; I caution you to lock your doors and have the kids come home before nightfall. Also in crime news; Benny Noodles was seen socializing, for the first time in months, with his old associates in Maryland. Word on the street was that some big time mobsters were seen gathered with Mr. Noodles, the names of these men I cannot say. What is Benny Noodles doing? What does this mean for the Noodles Corporation we all know and love? Is Mr. Noodles tied with the National Crime Syndicate? Once again America this provides the people with a load of unanswered questions and the only ones who can answer them follow Omerta. So once again I urge you all to stay safe. –
The Humble Observer