A time of Peace?

 

Greetings America!

 

America has seemed to return to its normal crime rate now. Although many mobsters are still dying, it isn’t like the slaughter that was happening on a daily basis. Joe Colombo has been seen taking shots and being shot at by Bane! This is old news by now, but we have seen no result only dead bodyguards left on the street by both sides. Even Angel Corleone has joined the fight now, he cant seem to get a footing either in the fight. An anonymous phone call, left us rattled as we had heard the “God” had returned. Known as Benny Noodles.

 

We believe he will shake this fight up better than ever! A woman by Joleen Smith has reported a local shootout while it was happening. In fact it was today in Tennessee. “I was cooking food for my young children in apartment 3B when I heard men shouting outside. I drew the curtains and looked out only to see a man with a white overcoat and man with the meanest grin on his face ever. It seemed time had slowed down when the shots rang out, the man with the grin (later identified as Mr. Colombo) was letting out a large amount of ammo with the ‘typewriter.’

 

As the shooting died down I seen the man speed off and leave the white coat filled with lead and plastered with blood. Whats even crazier is he got up and walked away!” The woman seemed very upset and frightened over this encounter. America we urge you to contact local authorities if any suspicious activity is witnessed going on! Remember you are only hurting yourself and your children by not calling!

 

Until Next time

 

Edward R. Murrow.