Conspiracy plot

Yet another guy – this time some don called Black Beard, made a family without consulting the Commission. He was also believed to be part of some conspiracy plot to kill members of the Philadelphia and the Corleone crime families. Black Beard was then killed by Shotgun Joe who, of course, had nothing to do with anything.

 

ALSO, earlier today the Templar Knights – a society that has been inactive for several centuries, has fallen and.. wait a sec.

This just in: a society that’s been inactive for even longer than the Templars – the Monster Alliance, have fallen! Residents are shocked that a group that wouldn’t come back anyway, won’t be coming back.

 

This is breaking news, once again with Joe King – dumbing down society, so you can live better.

Dog Kingpin (part I)

It’s been quite awhile since my fight with Corleones, but that event seems to have had a ripple effect on AM ever since. Not only in things like AMFU, along with the need for new arrangements, but in the American Mafia culture. Killing family members seems to have gone up and I should say, I don’t condone that. I had my disputes with Corleone’s over-expansion and keeping other families down, so I did my thang, but I had everything figured out.

 

So, onto the topic: killing random family members is something I have always fought against. I was the best at fighting for the family and that’s what got me to the top, it’s what made me worthy of getting my own Corleone family. But it seems these days, it’s too easy to get a one. What used to be the highest honor, is for the dogs.

 

I know you guys would just love for me to talk some more, I know, but we got a shout-out from someone called BitchSmack_:

“I am the serial killer!! I will keep killing! Also, this Alberto Corleone guy is bitch, he’s got written on his profile ‘be a man and kill me online’, but I attacked him online and he ran to another state!!”

 

Hmm, that shout-out is a little disturbing. Every few weeks some new guy comes long trying to become infamous through killing random people. Also Alberto, whoever you are, how is anyone supposed to kill you online if you run away?. And can we please stop with all this BS about waiting for someone to sign on, that’s just an excuse Dickface – I mean Ruthless, made up and now stupid people believe it.

 

OK, back to the topic at hand. Next article I hope to get a full discussion with Michael Corleone and a special guest which is to be decided.

 

Oh and as a news flash for those who don’t know, all citizens have been ranked up and the killing spree is to continue once again. Former president of AM – Igor the beast has been killed!

 

In other news, an illegal ring of mugging and kidnapping is expected to hit AM next. What do you guys think of this? Message me your opinions for the next article.

 

Written, edited, directed, everything by Joe King.

 

*Remember, if you want your voice heard without annoying people killing your vibe on forums, send me shout-outs and it may appear in the next article.

Cappin more Capones

Hello, this is Joe again. News. Capone seems to be a common surname of people that end up in the news after they die from making a family without permission. This particular article marks a very historic moment in my time a the news guy, as this is the first time I have written a news story without actually knowing anything about it. I had to dig up what I could and ask around, but I got what I think is fact.

 

9th of May, 2012 – From what I can tell, Tony Capone left the Corleone Inc under command of Mr Xela and made his own family. Apparently so, his exact words to his former boss and new found nemesis were: “good luck finding me through 50 states. You have 18 men and soon less, lets see who dies first.” Unsurprisingly, Tony Capone was found remotely quick and killed. Shortly after this, the brother of the recently deceased, Joe Capone revealed he had paid some gangster, Joseph Amato to kill members of Corleone Inc only to get some collateral kills before both were taken out (not to dinner).

According to Nicodermo Scarfo – NIIIKOOO COOUSIN, he spoke to Capone about his family and convinced him to take it down. Capone joined the Philadelphia Crime Family with an agreement for Nico to take care of any payments to get his life spared but naturally, Corleones didn’t listen.

 

In other news, two Corleone Capos and a Wiseguy were found dead earlier in certainly not the first of several terrorist attacks. The who and the why remain a mystery.

We got word from Castello Reborn, in a plea for the random killings to stop:

“Recently, we can see that a few family bosses are trying to seek for witness statements for the death of their respective family members. This is a very bad situation in American Mafia especially for people like us, where we can see the rise of the “silent killer”. This also means that we can be easily killed by someone that we don’t even know who he/she is and what is the purpose. The funny thing is, there is no WS given to them and this shows that the killer is very smart. I believe that this situation will become worst shortly as we can see the things done by Tony Capone. It is not nice to kill someone who worked hard to gain money and ranks and didn’t do anything wrong.

I’m here not to over shine all the family bosses, especially Scarface9407 (my boss), but I think there is a need for them to arrange a meeting to settle this thing and come out with a solution. As we can see in the cemetery, there are lots of conflict. Some people are being killed by their own bosses because they attacked/killed their own family members and some of them try to cheat their own bosses. Personally, I see this as the beginning of the mafia cruel war where this can cause a misunderstanding between families.

So, I hope that strong organization such as AMFU can settle this thing.”

 

As is known, this isn’t the start of anything. Random family members deaths are very frequent.

In the opinion of this particular news reporter/writer, it seems like family members don’t try hard enough at helping their fellow members. Back in the day, when I was raising through the-[CENSORED. Boring speech! Rabble, rabble..]