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Joe-Colombo Dead

October 16, 2014 by Reporter in

Recent news came in about the death of infamous mob boss Joe-Colombo the son of legendary mobster Royce-Gambino. The death came in the the very earlier hours of the morning in Oklahoma. Joe-Colombo was said to be eating a large dinner when Mr_Benny_Noodles sped up to Joe-Colombos mansion on a dirt bike strapped up with his infamous .45 know as his peacemaker.

 

Joe-Colombo couldn’t hear the dirt-bike until Benny was at the front door. Benny bust through the front door and took no time to hesitate shot twice at Joe-Colombo direct hits to the stomach. Joe-Colombo was in shock and couldn’t say anything Benny grabbed Joe-Colombo and took him outside to the curb in front of the mansion. “So you wanted to be with the big boys and run the mob like your daddy psh you stupid kid I am the god of the empire this is my angel of madness inside say hello to your pops for me”.

 

Benny waited a second and then smashed his foot into the back of Joe-Colombo giving him a California smiley. The death of Joe-Colombo has marked a new chapter for the mafia. Word is out that Mr_Benny_Noodles and his group of Noodles are here to stay and run the mafia. Any force that attempts to stop him or his brothers will be handled with extreme torture and death.

 

Stay Safe Americans

 

Sent by Anonymous

 

 

A New War?

October 16, 2014 by Reporter in

 

As soon as we thought that the war was over between the Mafia Bosses and that peace was near, violence among them has once again left a scar in the American Mafia Community. This time the affected were the brand new family of National Crime Syndicate, created by Joe-Colombo and Pazzo-Sangue, both who were found dead this morning; some people who didn’t want their names to be published said they were happy about the deaths of these two feared mobsters, while others think this was a very unjust crime and the responsible should be punished accordingly.

 

There isn’t concrete evidence as to why this began in the first place, but most people who were close to these Mafia Bosses would agree that the responsible for both deaths was Sasuke_Uchiha, the infamous League of Shadows Kingpin, while others believe that it was Mr_Benny_Noodles, who has been known to be affiliated with the League and is currently following Sasuke’s orders. Federal authorities found a box next to their bodies with a paper saying “The Shadows send their Regards” which is the trademark of the League for marking people they kill. Some witnesses claim to have seen Sasuke_Uchiha himself in the scene, others say they saw Benny leaving the scene right after an explosion was heard. Everyone in America is shocked by what happened, many people believed both of these guys were Gods or untouchable because of the huge amount of money they spend on security and bodyguards to protect them, but it seems like that didn’t stop the killer from murdering them in the same day.

 

The cadavers had bullets, stabs, cuts and third degree burns all over them, making the bodies almost unrecognizable, thankfully both had tattoos unique to them and that’s how both were identified by the authorities. Now their bodies will be given back to the respective families since the morgue didn’t want to accept dead Mafia members for fear that they might end up with the same faith.

 

Will the streets of America be finally safe once again? Who do you think the responsible is? What does the future hold for us? Only time will tell.

 

Stay Safe fellas!

 

 

Ivan-Block Found Dead

October 15, 2014 by Reporter in

 

Breaking news America!!!. FBI & Local police have discovered the corpse of Ivan-Block, Police say the man was dug up by a construction crew who were building a new housing development.

 

The Feds have but one lead. Sad to say this one lead is just “here say”. The informant told police that Scarface and Ivan was having a dispute earlier, with both sides saying awful things to one another. Blows were dealt, and respect was tossed out the window.

 

Scarface had left the bar, leaving Ivan to sit and cry like he always does. Ivan sat and drowned his sorrows in a bottle, When all of a sudden the door to the bar swings open!!!… Scarface storms into the bar with his gun in hand. Ivan was passed out at the bar from drunkenness, Long nights of bootlegging left Ivan A Drunk!!!…

 

Scarface Comes up from behind Ivan, he grabs the drunk, and slams him to the floor in a backward motion. As Ivan Fell backwards he woke up, to only get knocked back out instantly. Painting the floor red with his blood, Scarface beats Ivan repeatedly with his pistol. As Scarface is blinded by his rage he goes blood drunk losing his mind. Mr Benny Who had been warned of the hit only moments before. Benny is on the scene but its to late.
Benny pulls His RHM off of Ivan and calms scar down.

 
The two men look at Ivan and they each grab an arm and a leg and they drag him out the back door to eventually put him in the back of a Uhaul.

 

As Benny & Scar Drive along they end up in the mountains where they bury the old timer.
When the two men return home to Maryland where they begin to hose down the Uhaul, cleaning up the evidence to return back to the Uhaul Company. Benny was complaining the whole time saying that if they don’t get the uhaul back by 5 pm it will cost an extra 19.95 and it will be coming out of Scarfaces pocket.

 

The FBI of course only has this info to go on. And it isn’t enough to convict the two men. Due to the lack of evidence the two men have gotten away with murder. Was this an accident? I guess those three men would be the only ones who know that answer.

 

Until next time America, Stay Safe.

 

 

The Reform

October 15, 2014 by Reporter in

 

The High Council has been reforming in the last couple days, adding new faces Amoung Its Ranks. The latest war has left a wake in its path. Ric_ aka Ricardo Barzini will be the leader, and will be assuming the mantle of AM Kingpin/Chairmen and leading the council Rebuild. Vindog will be leading The Fratesi Crime Empire, and Angel Corleone Will Be Representing The Corleone Crime Family Empire on the council.

 

The new faces in the council are none other than Joe-Colombo, & Pazzo Sangue, Both Bosses Of The National Crime Sydicate They Recently Made. Mr Benny Noodles our beloved American Mafia Legend will be Rics Underworld Advisor, and he will be appointing Scarface As His Kingpin Of The Noodles Crime Empire.

 

The future looks bright with so many great figures on our council. How long will peace last this time? Will The Population of the country finally grow in numbers? Only time will tell America.
“Long Live The High Council”

 

Goner

October 15, 2014 by Reporter in

 

The world has been in an hellish world since Bane started his recent attempts on the higher ups lifes. He has made it a unsuccessful world for new mobsters looking to rank up and be apart of this thing of ours! Can this man be stopped? The next new tyrant, “Ric” may be on the rise, word is that he is currently operating behind closed doors and can have the most powerful mobsters hit and killed in the matter of days. Will he prove to be evil? This world is a goner and we need a good cleansing of the world of Omerta.

 

We have rats like Joe and Pazzo alive and still acting like they are the bosses around here. They think nothing will be able to touch them, and they may be right for the time right now. Will America ever return to the old days like the legendary Benny had them? OR will war still ring out through the streets and make the whole country unsafe. Recently it has been seen multiple mobsters boarding planes multiple times just to end up leaving in the next instant. It has been very hectic for DEA agents to track everyone.

 

Victory

October 15, 2014 by Reporter in

 

Weeks have passed of constant fighting leaving hundreds of mobsters dead all over America. The fight was said to start when memebers of the High Council attempted to kill the kingpin at the time Frankie-Calabrese. After the attempt on Frankie’s life mob boss Bane went after the men who took part in the attempted murder of Frankie. Weeks have passed with many men and women dieing and getting robbed of their money. The high council had been gaining alot of power by getting new weapons and new memebers. They were getting ready to kill Bane. Thats when MrBennyNoodles got a phone call from Bane.

 

Benny: Hello Bane:

You know I never thought I would say this but you win I am retiring I wont be of your concern anymore. The phone went silent Benny hung the phone up with a grin. He went downstairs were the high council had been talking and yelled “WE WON THE LITTLE BOY RETIRED” the high council is now trying to regroup and rebuild America.

 

Stay safe Americans

 

 

The Return of Fratesi

October 15, 2014 by Reporter in

 

The Fratesi Family has just as much history as any other Empire in AM. With many Bosses such as Mickie Fratesi, Vindog Porrello, Midnight, Link, and Dark. But recently the Fratesi Family has fell on hard times being targeted and at one time was labeled defunct. But right now Vindog has retaken his spot as Don of the Fratesi Empire. With many of old Fratesi members spread out amongst of Families Vindog is asking if any of the “old guard” of the Fratesi to return and help rebuild the Family to its former glory.

 

Reports say Vindogs base of operations is in his home state of Ohio, with an army if guards he is ready to establish himself in the hierarchy of the American Mafia. So we will see how Vin plans on rebuilding The Fratesi Empire to its former glory.

 

No chance of life

October 13, 2014 by Reporter in

 

Insane-Zapponi-EBK was found dead in Kentucky this morning. His funeral also took place the day of his death as the morgue doesn’t like to hold dead mobsters. We reported the funeral and several mobsters showed up just to spit on his casket when it was lowered into the ground. The police found evidence that this man was tied into Real-Corleone and possibly Bane and his underworld. Bane is believed to be paying men to try and take out his enemies. In other news we have had a new family but old empire come up.

 

Zapponi seems to be on the rise, and Joe could possibly be the next American Mafia Legend. When Al first ran the empire he brought it up from nothing and made endless attacks on the top mobsters. This tactic eventually lead to Zapponi reaching its peak, since Al_Zapponis death, Royce had taken the reigns but he was found shot dead. Does the Zapponi name have a curse?

 

Will Mr. Colombo be successful in running his new empire? On the topic of Joe-Colombo he is known to disobey rules such as coming to the council to make his family, we have seen men turn on each other just because the most powerful mobsters get the families. He is believed to be a ruthless tyrant that wont stop for anything.

 

-Edward R. Murrow

 

 

The War Ends?

October 13, 2014 by Reporter in

 

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The American Mafia has received what appears to be great news! The past 24 hours have been insane. From muggings and kidnappings to people found dead in their beds. It is believed that Sasuke_Uchiha has been involved in almost every aspect of this mess, but this morning there were rumors that the allied forces were almost able to defeat him after a bloody war that left hundreds of bodies lying on the streets. The whole thing started when AchillesofTroy was killed in New York, there was a little box found with a paper that said “League of Shadows” next to his body.

 

Federal Agents suspected that Sasuke_Uchiha was somewhere close and started to search for him, after a few hours the search was taken to Florida where minutes after CarloCapone- died, the Feds captured most of the people that protect Sasuke. Unfortunately he escaped but just when he thought he was safe nothing less than Joe-Colombo, Ric_ and Pazzo-Sangue showed up and started shooting at him, Sasuke knew he didn’t stand a chance left everything behind in a hurry and was seen leaving on his private jet.

 

Nobody knows where he is now, some people say he might be on the islands plotting to come back sometime soon, while others say he is still in the US healing from wounds made from the attacks. Only one thing is for sure, the streets of the American Mafia seem safe once again after this, and we hope it stays that way.

 

Stay safe! Till’ next time.

 

 

A Rogue?

October 13, 2014 by Reporter in

 

In the past few weeks war between mobster Bane and The Barzini Crime Empire has torn the country apart. Bullets holes on cars, dead mobsters lay strewn out on the sidewalks and in their cars. The police haven’t been able to do anything and the mobsters that run things still haven’t been able to muster the power to take Bane down. Many mobsters have took this war and chaos to make a name for themselves.

 

One of these men goes by the name Insane he came out of the shadows and rised to the rank of Don. He then started to go after anyone of any family in the hope to gain territory. After a week of gaining territory in many different states and cities across America he was shot and killed in his private penthouse in New York City.

 

The question now is will other no name mobsters attempt to gain a reputation and respect for themselves? Or will they stay no names and get scared to take an attempt in the mob life. Only time can tell us this.

 

Stay safe Americans

Rumors?

October 11, 2014 by Reporter in

 

Good evening ladies and gents! This very day we have received information that the infamous Charlie_Lucky_Luciano will be retiring once again! How long with this last? We have no idea. He is believed to be a reincarnation of a great leader! There are rumors that when the battle rages he can deflect any amount of ammo shot at him, he might be the next top mobster.

 

When will Frankie and Bane wind up dead and stop taking out helpless soldiers of families? We hope soon. Frankie is believed to be located in Guam and cannot be touched by Feds or any other mobster. The states have been war torn recently with more winding up dead than in the last few years, why is this? We cant keep allowing America to go down hill. We received the reports of recent muggings of innocent men and women of the state of Oklahoma.

 

Oklahoma has also been nearly wiped of life as mobsters have been ruthlessly shot down and nobody has stopped them. The muggings have brought in millions if not billions for the underworld. Can someone stop these men from harming the rest of us?

 

Please stay safe out there! -Lu

 

 

Insane

October 11, 2014 by Reporter in

 

In recent news, A new figure head has come up causing problems. A gangster by “Insane” has been hitlisting many known soldiers paying high dollar for their heads. He is believed to be working with Bane and Frankie. We also have gotten recent news that Frankie-Calabrese, second American Mafia Legend (Rank), has held his rank even though he has lost most of the requirements.

 

The world wonders how long his vacation and rank will last. Frankie has been known to surprise the majority althought everyone around wonders what he has done to be known as a “boss” of the underworld. People report seeing multiple mobsters working together and believe this may end up being a new council forming against the existing one. The mobster by “Scarface” has been seen arguing with Joe, and causing problems with most of the heads of families, what will his fate be? A insider has given us info that Bane plans on retiring very soon and not letting his enemies getting the success of a kill. Americans stay safe!

 

-Edward R. Murrow