Welcome to another edition of the AM Times. The last couple of
weeks have been very eventful : ). We have got for you a cemetery full of dead
bodies, wars, return of a legend and as always an interview followed by the
joke of the week.
All was silent on the once chaotic streets of down town New York
city, but suddenly, without warning the silence of the night was engulfed in a cloud of massive explosions and an iron curtain of hot lead screaming threw the Chilly midnight air!
Reports say that the fighting was brought on by the legendary Mr_Xela and his RHM
of the Corleone Crime Family. After peace was restored to New York we caught up with Benny, who was very shaken up by the whole thing saying, I had just to lay down for the night and suddenly the room exploded into flying shrapnel, why did this happen? Early the next morning Benny and his Gambinoâ€™s laid heavy fire on the retreating Corleones while Benny was duelling with twin Thompsons screaming, you f**k with me you f**k with da best!!!!!!
After there was peace between the families we found out medium_girlâ€™s, see previous articles, son is back and was planning the destruction of these families from the beginning. Her sons return has caused uproar in the mafia world, the bosses locking down on the members they recruit into their family. Amp-Bo, a don in the Corleone Crime Family, has been looking in to medium_girl and her son, Augustus, narrowing it down to a few suspects.
We will not be putting the names of the suspects in the AM Times due to not
enough evidence. Stay tuned for updates, we feel that this isnâ€™t the last we
have heard of Augustus.
Story co-written by TheRuthlessKing and LexiRae
Interview With A Godfather
Thanks for sitting down with me, TheRuthlessKing. Congratulations
on reaching Godfather.
Thank you, glad to be here and see youve been working on
What do you think it takes to reach Godfather?
Ive told my friends hard work is the key, but all of them have
been doing that and nothing so I am not sure anymore….. it only took me a
month to make it here.
Do you think the people that are Godfathers now deserve to
have their rank?
Hell ya they do, if they did not then they would not be
godfathers. No one gives you the rank, if they do then I wasted countless hours
and im going to be pissed.
What is your view on the recent war between Benny and Xela?
To tell you the truth it was a real adrenalin rush with
a side of not wanting it to happen. But I think, this is just my opinion, but I
think after Alex died a lot of people got upset not at just Benny but
at Alex as well for the war starting over what it did. All it did was
weaken the AMFU and kill a good friend. But all so I think a lot of outburst
and threats between the families led to the fighting. Words are
stronger then a gun as we learn this from our daily lives 😉
Are you scared of the recent discovery that medium_girl’s
son is back and out for revenge?
O ya im scared s**t less about hearing she could be back… (lol)
No im not scared about hearing shes back it lets me and others get revenge for
back stabbing Alex and the back stabbing it sounds like she did to Paulie as well. Also for making the war bigger then what it had to be. I hope she shows up on our radar soon so we can lay her to rest in my handy coffin 😉
And what do you think of the AMFU and its recent state?
I think we need to change some rules in it, in the past look
at how many families where in it, look at it now….. They did not
all die of natural causes im sure. ;P (lol) If we want the AMFU to survive, we
need to fix our mistakes so it never happens again.
Thanks again for sitting down for me, good luck in the
future and get back to work 😛
Well since your holding the gun I really had no choice in sitting huh? (lol)
Thanks I planned to get back to work before my kidnapping I mean interview…..
ITS_ME was an Earner from the Corleone Crime Family. He was killed on the 09-05-2010. No one has any leads on the killer at this point.
Joker632 was a Goomba from the Gambino Crime Family that asked to be killed because he was not cut out for the life of a gangster. May his son return and make his father proud.
Silvio_Dante was a boss with his own family that was found dead on the 16-05-2010.
Silvio was killed by
paulie_goateare, Silvio was said to have been jealous of paulie and killed one
of his members.
Paulie_goateare was another family leader that was killed this
fortnight. At first no one knew who killed paulie until Augustus came forward
and he was behind the killing.
Frank__Gambino a former member of the Gambino Crime Family was the
State Governor in New York. Frankâ€™s killer is still running free but we are
still on the lookout so if you have any information send it to any member of
the AM Times.
Joe_Bonanno and gaspare were other members of the Gambino Crime
Family to die lately. Joe and gaspare were allegedly involved in the killing of -_-xXx-_-, a close friend of Benny__Noodles and Don__Barzziniâ€™s son.
Vito_Pagillo a Goomba from the Gambino Family, a common theme
lately, was killed due to him killing others, paybacks a b***h.
Sasin was an unknown gangster with no family. We are not sure of
his killer at this moment. Dr_weed was shot dead after attempting to kill
leader of The Monster Alliance, kross_. He also started a family without
Checo3 an Earner from the Corleone Crime family was killed on the
20-05-2010. He was accused of having a dupe, Lil_Val, which he used to hustle
people out of money.
Another family leader, Salvatore_Tommasino, was found dead
recently. He was said to be involved with medium_girl and Augustus. No one
knows exactly who killed Salvatore and im sure this will be one of those cases
no one will be able to figure out.
Three women die together in an
accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St.
Peter says, we only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks! So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man! The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on – very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains
them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity? The guy says, I don’t know about you,
but I stepped on a duck!
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This raps up another messy fortnight in the Mafia world. The joke
of the week is still going so dont forget to send those jokes in people. Don’t
miss me to much America. Till next time.