Month: August 2009

American Mafia Times – August 18th

Well folks, another time for next edition. I have to be honest with you all.. it’s not that simple to write all these editions to you and every week. We have got complaints, true…, but please be so understanding and let us do our work. So on with the news…


Mobster called popedaddy was killed on August 10th at 10:15 am in Florida. He was known as the SAINTS Family leader, who took things seriously and solved problems brutally, he had everything that one leader need to rule a crime family. But at that day he was brutally killed in his own restaurant at Mulberry street. We asked around about this death and nobody seemed to know anything or they just were so afraid not to tell. But one thing is clear as cristal water that his dead. But how he died? We don’t know.
Ofcourse we asked from Police Department but they were also speechless about this current murder. Maybe they were involved with this crime, maybe not.. Who are we to discuss about it.

At the same day Frankie_figs who was also local high criminal figure, got killed at 11:39 pm. He was also murdered in Florida. Maybe these two deaths are connected, but since we’re not detectives we can’t tell you the hole truth, because we don’t know the hole truth. So who were behind these two murders in Florida? Was it a local hitman or a hired from another state? Until further investigations we can only hope that police will do they work and the hitman will get behind the bars.


Something is very strange about that California. We recently wrote you about Godfathers deaths in that state and now more are dieing. A Capo called Nikolai-Petrov was killed on 11th of Aug at 8:50 pm. When our local reporter went on the crime scene for some material for the paper, he saw how a black car he recognized it as Rolls-Royce drove away behind the building where mobster were killed. We ofcourse don’t know was it related to this murder or not, but we believe it was someone who checked was the work finished.
A high ranked member from New York Crime Family, called La Stidda Mafia was also killed in California. His name was AlexandeR and he was a captain in that family. We asked about his death from New York Godfather Mr. Tony S who said that he sent AlexandeR in California about some business and AlexandeR didn’t came back. We asked what was the business.. ofcourse Godfather didn’t told us. But he stated that whoever knows anything about this murder got any info will get rewarded.

So why AlexandeR was killed? Some witness they saw a three men walking into the building and later coming out, some witness they saw a car with black windows arriving in front of the building.. and some witness they didn’t saw anything.


Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, “I”m sorry to bother you, but I”m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket.”

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, “I”ve got a better idea… just for tonight, let”s pretend we”re married.”

The woman thinks for a moment. “Why not,” she giggles.

“Great,” he replies, “Get your own damn blanket!”


For the last few months we had not seen a single blushing bride on our streets. And then, with what appeared to be the romantic feelings stirred from Valentines day, we had no less than three people express their desire to marry.

Mafia weddings have long been a „Tradition“ of sorts on our streets, generally the couple meets in a bar and has a long drawn out relationship/courting session. Eventually the man will pop the question and then the announcement would be made. It would take time to plan the wedding, making sure everything was just right.

The last wedding these streets saw done properly was Giordano and Godfather Mr_TonyS. They were married in a simple, yet elegant wedding with all of their closest friends. They did it the correct way, instead of this „Hey, I feel like being noticed in the streets, lets get married!“

So with the wedding trend on what appears to be the up and up, is this the beginning of the end for our sanity? This reporter, who happens to hate weddings, will keep you updated.


We at the Mafia Times Newspaper decided to open unofficial office in New York city, where you can all stop by and send us your stories/columns. As you also know, where are still recruiting new reporter’s and at this point I’m proud to announce you all our first reporter Mr.Ribento.


Gossip column by: Mr_TonyS.

….GrinReaper was seen in the “Dance, Dance, Dance!” store this morning looking at pink tutus and Sequined things with large ruffles and bows. He came out muttering something about Figure skating and how he has to work on his camel toe…Interpret that how you wish.

….Makky was at the grocery store around 3 am this morning in nothing but assless chaps. What section did he run too? Produce. He carried on a conversation with a cucumber before selecting it, and running out with it in his “pants”.

….AlexandeR was kicked out of the high school. You remember how coaches would yell “Everyone hit the showers” Well when the girls would skip in there or do whatever the hell high school girls do, AlexandeR Would be standing in the corner stall Naked as a jaybird singing show tunes to himself. At first the girls we curious about this man, but after a while, and a horrible rendition of Cats, they had to tell their teacher.
AlexandeR was escorted out of the School, but got the gym teachers number.


Our this week guest and person we interviewed is Agent_47. His known as helpful and experienced member in our community. We sent him a message to meet us in Hilton’s for a little interview and he agreed. As we all sat down I started to ask some questions about how he found this site, who is the most experienced player, what he thinks about Mafia Times etc..and this is what he answered eventually..

„I have been playing this game for almost one year and 5-6 months. I first heard of this game when I was playing some other mafia based game, I saw an ad, I clicked and here I am. Well, most expirienced players (alive) are of cource Mr_TonyS and Albert JR. There are more experienced players, but these two are best in my opinion. I think that Mafia Times Newspaper is really interesting, I read it always and I would recommend it to everyone.

I do have something to say to readers and that is that, if you want to level and be somebody, be loyal, and play quietly, don’t rock the boat and you will be just fine. By that I mean don’t insult other players, do not kill nobody. Killers will always wind up getting killed.“

After the interview Agent_47 drove away in his car and we went back to office.


So-called MysteryMan stepped out today to the streets and stated his return into our community. Few citizen’s who passed by and heard the story didn’t even seemed to be thrilled about it.

Our last article about him was when he was killed a while ago in California. Now he returned and claimed that because of him a lot of people in our community will start dieing. Few even has already died, but at this point nobody can prove that he was behind those murders. Since we all know that he usually hires somebody for dirty jobs, nobody can’t do anything.. only hope and pray.

American Mafia Times – August 8th


Greetings gents and ladies. Another week has passed and we decided to publish another edition for you.

I hope you all like it..


After what appeared to be a more peaceful period in our country’s violent organised crime history, eventshave taken a new bloody toll.

While I was sitting in my Chicago office writing another edition for Mafia Times, I got phone call from my reporter who was in California. I was shocked when I heard the news.. Three high ranked mobster were killed.. first who died was don-vito at 02:13 am. Don-Vito was a local Godfather, his Crime Family called Sicilians were very big and brutal gang, who killed just for fun to remain power in the city. We don’t know yet why he was killed or was it a suicide..

Only five minutes later, our very first Godmother Zombiee was also brutally killed. We believe that it was a war between local Godfather’s about whos controlling the California. After Godmother’s death, a local Don called Last_rebel got also shot to death, only five minutes later. We at the office didn’t realized what were happened or what caused it.. we all were shocked seriously. Locals citizens cried and the hole community were collapsed after this bloodshed. Nobody knew what happened and even then local Police Department didn’t knew what to do.. Ofcourse they started investigation but I don’t think that they will sort it out. It will be another unfinished investigation.
.The last death were made on 6th of August at 06:09 am in California. We got new information that it was a Don D3ath from Texas. Rumours are that he was in California due to some business and he stayed in his friends mansion. On the day of his death, local cops took few pictures and recognized a Godfather Tony S from New York city who arrived earlier into the city that day. Some are saying that Godfather is behind the assassination and some are keeping their mouth closed. On his funeral one mobster stated that he saw how a guy who looked like Godfather pulled the trigger, but also said that it was too dark to see clearly the assassins face.


For the past few weeks, numerous actions were taken to kill off many of the Bosses located in all cities. These actions have brought an idea to a fellow resident of New York. His idea was to form an alliance force known as the NYA (New York Alliance). The NYA is an alliance of Bosses currently located in New York. The NYA would help ensure the safety of others in the community, as well as clearing the problems currently lurking in the streets.

Every Boss is obligated to take responsibilities into their own hands, no questions asked. They are also given a set of rules to follow, which should be the guideline when it comes to NYA issues. Any of those who choose not to follow the specific rules will be kicked out of the alliance and free to do as they feel with no protection. The protection provided to the NYA is particularly important, because everyone needs to be protected in times of need, as well as having an alliance with those who are fear throughout the Community.

Not much is known about who started the NYA, all we know is he is trying to form the NYA for the good of New York and not to corrupt it. In addition to information disputed, there are hopes in the future more will be known, at the moment, all we can hope is all goes well with the success of NYA.


So I says to the guy, “You gotta be missin’ some punches in that there time card of yours if you actually believes them crewleaders when they says that they are all about peace”.
You knows all them bosses who keep sayin’ that they wants ta talk? Well of course they are gonna say that, they want to keep their ears on straight. It’s when you gets em behind closed doors that they show their real faces. When they says to their crew that it’s family business, and they talk about the hits theys gonna be carryin’ out. I hears that “no bloodshed” means “except when it’s in retaliation”, and he’s lookin’ for some blood to settle up accounts, if yous knows what I mean.

Accounts gotta be reconciled, ain’t no one gonna argue with that, but yous gotta wonder why a crewleader has gotta lie about something like this. And if he’s willing to lie about something so little, what big skeletons has he gotta have in that giant closet of his on Fremont? You wanna talk about lights though….


I’m an old old man, with lots of things to do for people just like you.


GEMINI – May 22nd – June 21st

Your instincts are right on target, especially where a close friend relative is concerned. There was a time when somebody discouraged you from taking a risk. Now may be the time for you to do the same for them. Look after your friends and family this week, they are the best thing you have in life.

CANCER – June 21st – July 23rd

People always rely on you, but this week you may need someone to lean on and you will find out who you’re true friends are. Remember you are nobody’s doormat and sooner or later they will come crawling back, what goes around comes around.

LEO – July 24th – August 23rd

Donating your time, money, and resources to a worthy cause will lift your spirit this week. You may have been feeling down about things, but helping others will help you put things into perspective and make you feel better about your life.

VIRGO – August 24th – September 23rd

There are massive changes around the corner, some good, some not so good. Don’t fear though, for things will work out in the end for the best. Watch your enemies closely this week, for they may spot a weekness during these changes and decide now is the time to strike.

LIBRA – September 24th – October 23rd

The last week or so hasn’t been too good to you, but this week things are looking up as the stars send a little luck your way. Remember though, how it felt when things didn’t go your way and have a little sympathy for those down on luck this week.

SCORPIO – October 24th – November 22nd

The stars predict a small fortune coming your way, perhaps in the form of a horse, slot or lottery win? Now is a good time for you to gamble.

SAGITTARIUS – November 23rd – December 21st

You know that the public responds much more favourably to messages of hope than predictions of doom. Yes, fear is a great motivator, but it doesn’t lead to anything of lasting value. Keep this in mind when you speak publically this week to avoid trouble.
CAPRICORN – December 22nd – January 20th

Don’t react to someone’s urgent cries for help today. Can you say ‘crying wolf’? Be wary of friends asking you to help them out this week, it may be a trap. Keep your wits about you and it won’t all end in tears.

AQUARIUS – January 21st – February 19th

You’re used to pushing forward and making things happen. Every now and then, it’s all about sitting back and receiving what comes your way. You need a well earned break this week, sit back and relax, you’ll see things won’t actually fall apart without you, but carry on as you are and you are going to work yourself into an early grave. Take a vacation and do something for yourself for a change.

PISCES – February 20th – March 20th

Money gives you power, but only so much. Don’t place too much value on finances. Your bank balance may take a hit this week, don’t let this get you down for a happy ending of another kind is just around the corner.

ARIES – March 21st – April 20th

Having too many choices can be as limiting as not having enough. Sit down and eliminate the ones that are obvious bad fits or total fantasies. What you’re left with will be more than enough material for you to handle right now.

TAURUS – April 21st – May 21st

You are near a breakthrough on an important issue. Do not give up on it now as you are so close. Keep on going and the results will be worth the extra effort.


A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

“Here’s what you do,” said the doctor. “Stand about 40 feet away from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.
He says to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away. Let’s see what happens.” In a normal tone he asks, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife, and repeats,
“Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Still no response…

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks,
“Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again, no response….

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

Again, there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

She replied:

“Earl!.. for the 5th time, CHICKEN!”